I am 17 and would like to purchase link with coinbase

[Anonymous No.17152042]

The user agreement states that I must be 18 in order to use the service. What are the consequences of using coinbase when I'm 17 and not 18? Will they reprimand me?

[Anonymous No.17152053]

They have to say that. Just buy and don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.17152054]

you will be raped in jail

[Anonymous No.17152060]

>>17152054
kys

[Anonymous No.17152075]

>>17152060
lmao you really are 17

[Anonymous No.17152076]

>>17152053
thanks

[Anonymous No.17152082]

wait until you're 18. Price will be $25 or more by then.

[Anonymous No.17152084]

Clean it up janny

[Anonymous No.17152094]

>reading user agreements in 2020

[Anonymous No.17152099]

>>17152054
don't listen to this retard. OP will be raped in juvie

[Anonymous No.17152129]

being raped in jail isnt such a stretch really.

creating an coinbase account while being underage would require identity fraud which is a criminal offense. There is no way to purchase bitcoin or any crypto legally in the united states if youre not 18. Coinbase requires verification before any purchase.

[Anonymous No.17152158]

>>17152042
your asshole will never be the same

[Anonymous No.17152169]

>>17152099
not in Australia 17 is boy boy jail.

[Anonymous No.17152179]

>>17152042
You'll be arrested and loose everything.
Because you broke the law and because chainlink will go to zero.

[Anonymous No.17152190]

>>17152129
Ok boomer

[Anonymous No.17152267]

>>17152042
Get off my board underage faggot

[Anonymous No.17152268]

Sergey will personally confiscate your tokens through the ethereum parser function if you're not 18 and hold any LINK. Read it up, it's literally in the whitepaper.

[Anonymous No.17152276]

>>17152042

Link is a blatant scam I hope you goto jail for being underage in this board and on coinbase, I am reporting your IP address to fbi.gov 126.0.01.1

[Anonymous No.17152317]

>>17152060
>Keep Yourself Safe
that's a great thing to remember in prison!

[Anonymous No.17152338]

For the record I will reporting you to local authorities also OP. I got your IP at 127.0.0.1. If you don't believe me open up cmd in windows and type "ping localhost". It will show you your IP address of your computer. ID fraud is a very serious offense.

[Schiff Will Win !!L6zziHG8/KZ No.17152364]

>>17152084
Based

[Anonymous No.17152404]

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Clean up this mess!
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[Anonymous No.17152415]

>>17152338
ooh shit, op just ufcked up!

[Anonymous No.17152450]

Get a Ledger hardware wallet. Ask your parent to sign up with coinbase and help you make your purchase. Send tokens to the hardware wallet. Don't lie or deceive Coinbase, they might hold your funds. Keep the receipt of transactions.

[Anonymous No.17152451]

I feel bad for the youngfags who want to buy crypto but can’t. They’re gonna look at us the same we look at boomers, “all they had to do was buy crypto and hold, they got rich off of doing nothing! They were buying whole tenths of a bitcoin at a time, while we work 50 hour weeks for a few satoshis! Fucking entitled millennial scum.” It’s gonna be even worse for people not even born yet.

[Anonymous No.17152466]

>>17152042
>I'm 17
MODS

>purchase link
confirmed underaged faggot

[Anonymous No.17152483]

They'll take your money and brand you as a criminal for life

[Anonymous No.17152490]

>>17152084
>>17152364
>>17152404

I'm seriously getting tired of your shit.
-Janny

[Anonymous No.17152679]

>>17152042
threads like this really make me want to sell. Im getting 2018 Jan vibes, when everyone was asking how to buy bitcoin