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How many jobs should you be interviewing with at once?

>> No.17131658

As many as possible and you should let each know this

>> No.17131694

>>17131650
Imagine if she shidded and farded her underpants haha

>> No.17131731

>>17131694
i would still all in

>> No.17131783

>>17131650
Do it with fake completely fake resumes, bullshit everything then decline the jobs afterwards. Make a youtube channel documenting it. Record invtreviews with a James bond spy pen in your shirt pocket

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>>17131650

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Oh! Delectable! Absolutely flavor filled! The heat from your blessed ass wind has set my nostrils ablaze

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>>17131805

>> No.17132052

>>17131805
JESUS

>> No.17132114

$sky

>> No.17132144

>>17131650
im a software engineer and usually when im interviewing i have a new company every day of the week. so like 5+ at once

>> No.17132165

>>17131805
>let me guess... curry for dinner?
>The heat from your blessed ass wind has set my nostrils ablaze
Fucking Kek

>> No.17132188

>>17131694
haha

>> No.17132226

>>17131783
Ive been wanting to do this but i mustly want to corner onterviwers in awkard situations for the lawlz

>> No.17132227

>>17131650
Just one. I mean how would you even manage to do more than that? Maybe through skype interviews, but you'll have to constantly be changing calls and putting the interviewers on hold, which honestly looks very unprofessional.

>> No.17132275

>>17132227
Ill give you a little tip. In order to keep on my toes in these kind of situations make sure to always put something pointy in your anus. Do not use sharp only pointy. Every time you feel that prick you get a renewal of energy use for as long as neccessary. Personally i use toothpicks

>> No.17132440

>>17132275
Good advice, gonna look into it

>> No.17132527

>>17131926
>>17132052
How could you have never seen brap posting before? Don't get me wrong I'm jealous.

>> No.17133352

>>17132527
I mean I have, but this one is just so masterful. Sides were truly in orbit.

>> No.17134287

>>17131926
>>17132052
That's some of the oldest brap pasta around...

newfags

>> No.17134442

>>17134287
Not older than James Joyces'

My sweet little whorish Nora,

I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.

JIM

>> No.17134555

>>17134442
Who knew a nerd could be so based