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She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the spring? I'll give you 50 link per month. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

>> No.17128892

Kill yourself
Do consider killing your mom too by bringing you into the world in such a shitty place

>> No.17128973

>>17128892
Lurk moar before posting

>> No.17129089

>>17128892
You have to go back

>> No.17129107

I enjoy seeing the number of linkies go down, anon.
Effectively your mom's rent is becoming cheaper. One day she will only be asking for 0.5 LINK.

>> No.17129122

>>17129107

And not getting it of course. That goes without saying.

>> No.17129128

>>17128892
leave and dont come back ever

>>17128832
thanks for price update anon

>> No.17129159

>>17128832
Every month this copy pasta is posted
OP kys

>> No.17129575

How did a mom raise such a horrible human such as yourself? Just get a job in oil.

>> No.17129606

>>17128832
Send pic of mom tit

>> No.17130462

Send pics of her feet

>> No.17130512

>>17129107
His name is rentanon, that's been established earlier

>> No.17130517

>>17128832
I love this board. I come back after a while gone an everything is exactly how it was before, like an untouched grove.

>> No.17130728

Sorry about that,Tachyon Protocol is exactly what you need right now.

>> No.17130784

>>17128832
I told you to go work at McDonald’s or some shit and pay her/buy more link with the money you stupid whiny child

>> No.17130795
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17130795

I missed this pasta

>> No.17130940
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17130940

>>17128832
I love this pasta
The smaller the link value gets, the more confident I get in my purchase.

>> No.17130976

>>17128832
Are these threads the best way to track LINK price?
I think yes

>> No.17131018

Honestly, this is the best pasta that can be served.

>> No.17131105

>>17128832
Oldfag love seeing this post

>> No.17131228

>>17129159
This is probably the worst of the link pasta

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17131264

>>17130795
>>17131018
>>17131105
my favourite part about this pasta was when link price was dropping and each successive posting would have a higher link amount to reflect that

>> No.17131312

>>17128832
*checks clock

My goodness is it really time for this pasta again?

>> No.17132512

>>17128832
This actually does get funnier whenever its posted