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17127070 No.17127070 [Reply] [Original]

Alright, I'll buy 1000 Linkies right now, but only if you tell me exactly how you're fucking me.

>> No.17127423

I only do anal

>> No.17127474

>>17127070
Sergey uses 700k slots of mayo before dumping his shit on you

>> No.17127639

>>17127070
Im making sweet love to you while looking deeply in your eyes. Or something like that

>> No.17128284

buy me 1000 linkies and I'll fuck you for real

>> No.17128327

>>17127070
I'll blow my load straight up your nose

>> No.17128362

>>17127070
first i will use my lubed finger making circles in your anus. after 5 or 6 rounds i will spit on it and slowly penetrade with my dick until its completely inside. now i will start pumping your ass slowly while simultanously push your foreskin back. i will smash your dick against for wads until it is hard. now i am fucking you faster while jerking you off. after 2 or 3 minutes we will both cum at once

>> No.17128388

>>17127070
Nice reference. Truth is you'll make gains but I'll make 10x as much as you for every cent it goes up because I bought under 30 cents and you had T H R E E Y E A R S

>> No.17128390

>>17127070
based big short quoting frog

>> No.17128393

>>17128362
I'm rock hard dude

>> No.17128704

>>17128393
how to profit from hard dude?

>> No.17129312

>>17127070
come on OP, did i fantasy fuck you well?