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>> No.17106748
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imagine the smell

>> No.17106768

How to make money off Trump acquittal?

>> No.17106769
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still can't figure which best captures the JUST

>> No.17106770

Fo MO years

>> No.17106771

What the fuck is wrong with tech...

>> No.17106776

buy literally anything before market opens tomorrow

>> No.17106777


Just buy stocks he’s guaranteed 4 more years

>> No.17106783
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Bull Boii

>> No.17106801

Hello is this the programming thread?

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This is stogs :DDDDDDDDDD

>> No.17106819

Do chastity cages enhance personal productivity?

>> No.17106822

But which sector will have the biggest gains? I have only 800 bucks in my brokerage account right now and I want to squeeze every penny from the pump.

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Programming gains into your wallet thread

>> No.17106833

Made for breeding

>> No.17106835

>huge green day

Guess no /comfy/ Peter Schiff podcast tonight

>> No.17106836

anybody here use Webull as a broker? a friend of mine mentioned that is what he uses so im just trying to get some more opinions on it

>> No.17106837

just opened a 50x long on TSLA

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Can we agree on the absolute state of the democrats? I don't think I have ever seen this much losing, salt, and seething out of a collective group of people in my entire life.

4 more years!
4 more years!
4 more years!
4 more years!

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No you need a butt plug for that.

Nat gas to $2 by end of month. Mark it. Stamp it. Notarize it.

>> No.17106855

What a stupid invention why would anyone want to lock up their kitchen sink faucet?

>> No.17106857

>But which sector will have the biggest gains?
SOXL is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list is endless. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender, asshole virginity or other vain conceit; the multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor.
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the the best companies the space has to offer then pushes these already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXL your economic interests are aligned with powerhouses Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXL is rebalanced daily, deftly mitigating margin risks.
In the last 7 years, SOXL has exploded over 55x yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing and storage into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end.
Stop waiting for the "pullback". Where we're going, fretting over a few dollars is meaningless. The deliberation is over; waiting is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

>> No.17106876

They're so salty it's quite amusing. And if you look deep at the policy points they actually disagree with Trump on, it's mainly new radical leftist junk previous dem presidents didn't even support (except socialized healthcare).

>> No.17106880

Unlike Robinhood, Webull gives you access to all pre and post market hours so you can trade stocks from 4AM to 8PM eastern time. They're rolling out options too. Everything is free. I use it for some of my stuff and haven't had any problems

>> No.17106881

I hope so. I want Antero Midstream to pump back up :<

At this point, you don't even have to like to Trump to want him to win lol. I thought 4 years of the orange man would calm everyone down, but it looks like 2020 might be 2016 on steroids. I am hoping for another basket of deplorables comment. Or even better, Clinton entering in this race a little late.

>> No.17106882

a 2000 share trade just fake-dumped SNSS down to 0.61. That's not gonna stay that way LOL

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Up 6% tomorrow?

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I'm helping right now! Whole house is freezing, so cold, all heaters on!
When the water wars kick off in 2035 you'll need one to keep raiders off your faucet, buy PHO

>> No.17106903

Shit we still have until 8PM tonight. Might be up before then. If not, tomorrow I'm hoping since that 330 level is pulling us up like a magnet

>> No.17106907

Pelosi doing her stunt tearing the speech was ridiculous, I'm not even american and I rolled my eyes to that so I can imagine the average american doing the exact same thing. Democrats just gave Trump even more momentum for the election.. failure after failure after failure.

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natty locked and loaded

>> No.17106920

Why you have antero midstream, i'm holding antero resources myself.

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Still pumping in after hours

>> No.17106961

There was pretty intense rage from the left when Bush invaded Iraq, and a great deal of “He’s not MY president” bullshit when Obama won.

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>LCI back to 8.86
Where the fuck is LCI anon? Earnings of the shit he shills and he's not here?

>> No.17106972

Yes okay but hear me out: Corona-chan dipped it from 320 to 250 and that was for the fake numbers. How low will it go when the real numbers come out in the next 2-4 weeks? That's quite significant.

>> No.17106975


I use Webull and Robinhood. Trades seem slower to execute on webull and there’s no options trading. You get access to all market hours though.

>> No.17106981

Was very silly.

But as an American, I wish dc would use some lube.

>> No.17106983

cool, thanks for the insight. im new to this and im looking into different brokers. another one that i was considering was TDAmeritrade. it looks like it has similar perks to Webull, but i am liking the look of the ThinkorSwim service that TDA offers

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Hopefully upcoming inventory report reflect the somewhat tightened supply/demand ratio I've read snippets about lately. Energy report tomorrow is expected to reflect a 122bcf decline.

>> No.17106999


I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Fuck lCi

>> No.17107001

The divvie

>> No.17107006

>Yes okay but hear me out: Corona-chan dipped it from 320 to 250 and that was for the fake numbers. How low will it go when the real numbers come out in the next 2-4 weeks? That's quite significant.
I can only get so hard. The more it dips the more I buy since I trade charts not news and long-term I believe wholeheartedly in semiconductors hence the pasta above. I only care about the price on the day I sell so every dip is just another opportunity to get in cheaper. I was buying as much as I could at 250 the other day and the only reason I didn't get more at 240 was because money didn't reach my brokerage account fast enough. My situation is a little different though since I got lucky in the 2017 crypto rush and am now moving money from there to stocks and SOXL. Coinbase will only let me move 50k a month so it's gonna take a while
The upshot is this though, buy as much as you can whenever you can. If you're waging, throw as much of each check in as you can. This thing will take you to the ocean. Count on it

>> No.17107009

LCIguy come out now, you are being summoned.

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It didn't pop up or down. Interesting. Not sure what to make of it but if there is no shake down tomorrow morning I'll be bullish.

>> No.17107015

He's too busy flipping three more houses and setting up two new businesses. It's been a stressful week for him, give him a break.

>> No.17107028

Canopy Growth + BioSteel
move up tomorrow

>> No.17107030


I really should’ve added this morning

>> No.17107039

Why did tesla pump?

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The CIA is offering to hire companies centered around cloud computing and Microsoft was first on their list! We all know how MSFT cucked Amazon out of a big government contract already, so MSFT is in deep and will get this. Pomp Eeeet!

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Why did everyone forget about corona? It didn't stop.

>> No.17107086

>chinkshit virus
No one cares. Stocks only go up.

>> No.17107090

It's not killing enough people

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Everything is fine shut up.

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How would it fare in a worst case scenario (full on recession) compared to the overall market and how fast would it recover when the recession ends? I have already dumped most of my "disposable" savings into stocks the past months and now I can only deposit 300€ once a month so I have to be very deliberate. The memes are starting to get to me but to acquire a position I'd have to sell a big chunk of my portfolio. We're so ripe for recession every gain I make feels like a big lie but I've been feeling okay about it since I'm spread pretty wide so most of my holdings should survive even in worst case. Not sure at all if I should abandon that strategy...

>> No.17107149

No one knows. Google TQQQ/TMF portfolio if you want a hedged leveraged portfolio that looks pretty good in back testing.

>> No.17107151

Why is it so easy to make money off bio penny stocks? I made 1.2k today off a 4 cent move. Since stocks only go up in the long run, all I have to do is hold.

>> No.17107152

SOXL is a 3x version of SOXX/S M H (without the spaces (damn filter)) and moves about 5x faster than the S&P in both directions but since it's a leveraged ETF, it accelerates on the way up and decelerates on the way down. If the S&P moves 2% in a month you can more or less expect SOXL to move 10%. However if the S&P dropped 30% in a year long recession you would expect SOXL to drop maybe 80 or 90% rather than the expected but obviously impossible 150%. The flip side is when the recession levels off and things turn around you can expect SOXL to explode back up. The upshot of all this is simple. If you are a wagie just DCA in until millionaire status. If you need a bit less risk throw some TQQQ, SPXL, or even QQQ and SPY. Nothing in the markets is guaranteed but in my opinion I believe one of the greatest and simplest wealthbuilding tools in the next decade is semiconductors and SOXL. I believe that enough that I am practically all in as far as my stock accounts are concerned and I get more all in every month.

>> No.17107154

>I've been feeling ok since I'm spread pretty wide
Haha gay

>> No.17107158

I feel like something will happen very soon thats bad

>> No.17107164

We don't know how many people it kills and we don't know how many are infected either. Even if it's completely eradicated by March, how much damage will have been dealt to China, how many supply chains will have been disrupted? How could the market possibly keep going up when the damage is assessed? It's already done 100x the damage of SARS yet when you look at the charts the reaction is almost the same...

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simmer down

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That's the power of leverage my friend. Congrats on your gains.

>> No.17107173

time for CXW and GEO to ascend again

>> No.17107175

Cant shake it
Thursday something or ovee

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W-what happens if you get a boner in one of those?

>> No.17107180
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cool it

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I have some bearish call that are bleeding dry in lieu of this fucking thing finally "H A P P E N I N G". I've lost a couple of grand due to the decay. I feel you friend.

>> No.17107199

Long Peloton lads. 112% short float because of SJWs


>> No.17107200

I'm ready to receive that big red Corona dildo, just give me a little dump so I know the market hasn't gone completely insane.

>> No.17107210

you get whipped until it goes back down

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Good earnings report from LCI today... They have their new generics coming through the pipeline just fine... Just hold... I've been selling options off them so I've been doing just fine.
I did sell half my stack to buy the bottom on TSLA today... I don't like the company but it's about trading the trade... I'll buy back into LCI in a week or so...
LCI to $50

>> No.17107222

It literally damages your penis and leads to impotence.

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Shit volume for LCI after hours. Will have to wait for tomorrow for direction.

>> No.17107230

Thank you anon, I appreciate it.

>> No.17107236

Pharma and Tech are always the biggest gainers. And with $800 anything about $50 is a decent return for a single day of trade. Above $50 and you're already making more than 90% of traders.

>> No.17107248

12 cycles of baal always change

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That short float is because it's a meme company trying to brand itself a "technology" company + a bad business model. SJWs are the least of Peloton's worries. Might buy a few calls though.

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>I did sell half my stack to buy the bottom on TSLA today, I'll buy back into LCI in a week or so
>LCI to $50 (not $60)
Even LCI anon is losing hope, kek'd

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checked and double-cucked

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FLO earning good, another uptick for PBJ tommrow

>> No.17107291

Fuck you

>> No.17107296

>I did sell half my stack to buy the bottom on TSLA today
LMAO. Stop or you'll curse everyone in TSLA as well and they'll never make any money.

>> No.17107297

I don't want to scare /smg/ but sometimes I have channeled the... universe... let's call it... to make plays. Sometimes it's with me sometimes it not.

>> No.17107300

Guys, Trump was found not guilty. After months and months we've successfully stopped this coup attempt.

>> No.17107304

>tfw retard fetish
Aqua makes me diamonds

>> No.17107306

Then we should probably stop wearing pants and never sleep face down?

Am I the only one who always forces boners downward? I thought the “waistband tuck” was a meme and would leave your penis poking out the top of your pant line. In hindsight, probably better for erectile health.

>> No.17107308

Big sell signal right here

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>> No.17107317

Its chaotic right now

Lots of vying forces at play this week im afraid

>> No.17107321

Just gotta cover it with a t shirt

>> No.17107327

Put your hand in pocket and do the pull to side trick

>> No.17107332

Did you really do that?
I think it’s too late to switch now.

>> No.17107335

when did you get in?

>> No.17107336

It's almost a sell signal for TSLA as well, but he is into it because of the shilling here rather than being an example of what the retarded money is doing.

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Remember boys, if the coronavirus fearmongering is all over the news again, make sure to buy SPY calls and SH puts 4-8 weeks out.

This is the first time I ever have and only time I ever will give real advice on this website.

>> No.17107369

Shill me a lithium mining company that isn’t run by complete retards. Thank you.

>> No.17107370

>Buy the dip, chaps
Revolutionary investment strategy, m8.

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>SH puts 4-8 weeks out.
yep yep

>> No.17107387

How in/out of the money for each?

>> No.17107394

>Then we should probably stop wearing pants and never sleep face down?
You shouldn't sleep in the prone position anyways as it makes it harder to breathe, but yes, pressure on your erection can cause damage.

>forces boners downward
I can't do this without severe discomfort and it doesn't go downward enough to hide it.

>> No.17107399

Strike price?

>> No.17107417

If you are buying 4-8 weeks per anon's recommendation I would start at the money and only go OTM if you are really really feeling it and think you can outrun theta. I basically never buy ITM even with leaps cuz fuck that I want gains not stock replacement

>> No.17107420
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these arent bags, theyre acquitals

>> No.17107426

Its manmade

>> No.17107436
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Based. I sold some $24 2/14s today since they were up by a fair amount.
I more meant to pay attention to the media manipulation of normies and look for opportunities lel.
Lads, I can't tell you what to buy exactly or you'll get burned by somebody giving shitty advice in the future. To start, pull up their charts, look at the relative highs and lows. If you really want to go the extra mile, look up what happened in the days surrounding the highs and lows.

>> No.17107452

Tell me more about cockmaxxing

>> No.17107453

ONTX - big news lies ahead. 3 meetings all close together kinda speaking. Games and shit last few weeks let the fat cat investor groups get in. Soon the rise shall start in earnest leaving me with a Fat Green Bag stuffed full of Cash for my efforts and patience. Newly released price targets all say the average is hovering at about the $5 mark but fuck even at just $1.00 that's a nice sum. Dare to dream for such glorious thing as a nice buyout offer on the table.

>> No.17107456

>I more meant to pay attention to the media manipulation of normies and look for opportunities lel.
I know. But its still kind of obvious.
What do you think of Chinese stocks? I will avoid it all till the Chinese government stops buying, I guess

>> No.17107457

Thanks lads. Gonna do some DD tonight. :^)

>> No.17107465

Shit... I think that means I overstretched or broke some connective tissue or something.

I need to kill myself and start over maybe?

>> No.17107502

>buy sh anything

nigga what? no liquidity what so ever

>> No.17107509

I don't know. Maybe yours is just more flexible. As long as it still works fine it probably doesn't matter, but generally speaking I don't think that erections tend to pull downward readily. However, my experience with erections is limited to my own.

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Disgusting image OP.

anybody bought Ford stocks yesterday. i did, only for 1000 USD though.

they were going to go with Amazon but Trump said to look into it again (he doesn't like Bezos). so it was Trump that cucked Amazon.

to be honest it's probably for the best, competition-wise. Amazon needs at least a little bit of competition, they are in reality far ahead of Microsoft's cloud solutions

>> No.17107525

How green were you anons today?
+.5% here.

>> No.17107526
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real talk: BYND short squeeze incoming

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>> No.17107544
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Threadly reminder to buy TDMX.

Their EVHP machine was FDA approved late last year and is quickly becoming the gold standard in the transplant world. They have a liver perfusion study which reported extremely positive results only 4 days ago. I’m not telling you it will moon overnight but within 5 years, I fully expect the share price to be over $100. There is already high demand for their existing products, so it is safe to anticipate high demand for their future products, which are essentially different variations of their original technology.

>> No.17107570


There's enough to play it when the media is screaming about how the economy will fall apart.

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we got too cocky bobros

>> No.17107574

I could see that.

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The crystal says tomorrow will be.... GREEN

>> No.17107588

Damn. Hang on I need to watch womens arm wrestling videos for a bit.

>> No.17107603

The PRC government is a wildcard, I have no idea what they are capable of or what will happen. I don't think I would put more than 10% of my stack into any company not based in the West desu.

That said, if there is a dump after they stop propping the markets up, I might buy in a little bit.

>> No.17107606

no nigga theres literally NO bids on almost every single strike for every expiration cycle

pic related hoping to TSLA my way to millions

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>> No.17107669

My wife will not let me fap to her cuck videos.

Also what is the best NASDAQ fund or ETF to invest in?

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i don’t fuck with options at all personally but doesn’t this mean that there are 1121 bids?

>> No.17107675

I'm just wondering. Do any of you people use your shares of companies for anything other than trading, holding, options, etc; for example, voting or any other sorts of activities that you, as a shareholder, are entitled to?

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b-but i posted a NON sexual image, reply to meeeeeeee

>> No.17107724

I don't. A small part of the reason why I bought GOOGL instead of GOOG I was going to vote to change their policies from within, but it just wasn't worth the effort when my vote was barely worth anything with the amount of stock that I owned. It would be different if I was a whale but otherwise just a waste of time. Maybe with a much smaller company.

>> No.17107730

>>buy sh anything
>nigga what? no liquidity what so ever
Here's a scenario where it makes sense: say you are an ultra poorfag and you want a comeup but you don't have any good DD on individual stocks so you're thinking index. Still, you need huge leverage since you're looking at indexes and you, again, are a poorfag hence options. You're thinking SPY options but you want ATM and you want a few months out to give it time to come back in case this budweiservirus thing really blows up. Only problem is being a poorfag you can't afford the May 15th ATM SPY call since it's gonna run you $9.09x100 dollars you don't have. So we look at SH puts since it's the inverse. May 15th ATM SH put is a grand total of $0.50x100 so $50. And you can afford that. There are 445 people on the bid and 1665 people on the ask as we speak. Is this ideal? No. But when you're poor, you're poor. A friend of mine wanted to make a move recently on this coronavirus thing with a grand total of $98 bucks in his account so I suggested the $24 May 15th for a total of $90. It's now at $1.20 with a $1.15 bid and plenty of volume for him to get out. I understand the whole scenario is absurd but that's what it was and he's in the money now. He's happy and wants to put more in to trade for real so it's a start. A lot of this thing is psychological and you have to give newfrens that little push. I bought some too despite never even noticing SH before so I could "ride" along with him that way he'd be that much more confident since he knows I'm a good profitable trader who's been doing this for years.

>> No.17107732

Yes, with my 1 share of Google I’m writing a VERY important memo to the CEO regarding the strategic direction

>> No.17107742

no thats the size of the trade, number of contracts x 100, i believe

>> No.17107751

here's a scenario where your mom gets fucked: my dick

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LMAO.. you aren't me faggot.... but nice try

I have a lot of shit on my plate today.. helped a friend move.. have an essay to write.. and have a pool tournament to attend... i'll have to go through LCI earnings later desu...

>> No.17107759

I just asked her and she said she couldn't find it

>> No.17107763

actually you're both right, as you're talking the number of bids, and not the 1121 bids

>> No.17107766

Unless you have a fuckton of shares in said company, your opinion won't mean shit

>> No.17107769

Yes, I figured it'd be a long shot. I just don't like the idea of "owning" something without using it in some way. If I "own" a part of a company, I should be able to do more than just sell it later, yeah?

>> No.17107770

You're a fucking dumbass larp faggot

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Checked. I looked them up. Are these docs our guys on the downlow or something?

>> No.17107778

Japan has basically western standards so I wouldn't include them in the 10%

>> No.17107779

>Just one share
Pathetic. I own a few and my memo gets through to their CEO every single time and I force him to come to my kids' birthday parties.

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Isn’t China their biggest trading partner? Or second to the us.

>> No.17107812

If a stock is a home, and you own .1% of said home, what the hell do you realistically think you can do with that.
You own so little of the company, why would they bother with you?

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>> No.17107830

There are some stocks with shareholder benefits which you should perhaps look into, but in general, being a shareholder is like being a citizen of any country. You don't have any real power because of it and your vote is worthless by itself. See if you can try to calculate how much of a company you actually own, the amount of zeros in it will amaze you.

>> No.17107839

Hi I'm new to trading, what does 'p/l open -81% mean'

>> No.17107846

Shut up stupid. You already demonstrated your ignorance having no clue with SH puts and you contradicted yourself in the same thread just a couple of posts apart. You are a fucking idiot namefagging faggot. Kill yourself

>> No.17107862

Kek, Mr fucking bigtime itt

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>they thought it was over

>> No.17107867

Normally you're the least annoying name/tripfag in here, you gotta stop drinking buddy.

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Okay but upon video review, womens arm wrestling can be pretty hot on occasion with the right competitors.

In commodities related; it's looking like the oil bounce might have some legs to it here. Minimal immediate profit taking from the initial rally so far.

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you can eat at their quarterly meetings

it means im down 81% possible on the allocation of that trade. looks bad but i keep a high negative pl cause i only take off profitable trades

>> No.17107872

Was everyone green today except me wtf

>> No.17107877

Tech stocks?

>> No.17107882

Looks like it is.

DIX and GEX pumping back up.

FNGD up 10%, am I crazy to grab some FNGU for the rebound tomorrow?

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im stoned to the bone my dude
this is 4chan

A haiku.

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What did they mean by this?

>> No.17107900

1/1000th of a home would be enough space to sit in comfortably if it's decent sized and you're not fat. Maybe even stretch out a little. I don't think this analogy works.
Maybe one day I will make it enough to have an influential voice at someplace. Even if it's a couple of percents, maybe I'll make connections and be able to sway votes that way.

>> No.17107914

ONTX meetings:
Feb 11, 17, 26 + 27

GALT meetings:
Feb 10 + 11

Save the dates if you own these, could be breakout days.

>> No.17107922

That's not a haiku.
You really should know better;
Anime website.

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Your point, dumbfuck? Liquidity and volume right there. Kill yourself stupid

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>good luck closing those positions fag >t. tripfag##2014newfag777

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>> No.17107941

FNGU buy afterhours?

>> No.17107942
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What do you call this pattern?

>> No.17107953

>buy the dips?
>where we’re going, we won’t need dips

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>being this results oriented
>bidding well below the mid so a MM can flip your shit pricing
>harr harr

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>sir, i have one my contract
>im rich now

>> No.17107970

Its called bears are morons

>> No.17107974

Here is a good example, let's say you own 100 shares of TSLA, so 75k worth as of this moment. There are 180.25M shares outstanding. You own 0.00005% of the company or 1/802500.

>> No.17107975

looks like a sprung bear trap to me

>> No.17107984
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Pretty standard index dip. Look for flattish reddish in coming days as things settle, then another leg up as people come in with greater confidence the Corona instability has at least temporarily passed. This is buoyed by fed on record as dovish until at least April.

>> No.17108009

Yes, idiot, SH puts are for poor fags who can't afford SPY calls at a particular strike price and expiration date (and the converse). We covered this up thread the first time your arrogance ignorance was addressed (for posterity cuz obviously your too stupid to accept correction (stay poor)). Try to keep up.

>> No.17108011

I do the voting thing but it's just cause I actually give a shit about the companies. It's just 9 companies total so not a big deal to read the reports and vote. Now 20 or more; fuck that. All these companies are long term holds for me. I don't plan to sell any of my stock. Let Drip work for me.

>> No.17108020

Legitimately looks like a shitcoin but QE is confirmed through April so I'm not cashing out anytime soon, personally.
Nice gains, anon.
What was your cost basis for those? Some of them seem like they're a big gamble on a meme company which I think you're fully aware will be worth dogshit in a handful of years.

>> No.17108023

Which companies, anon?

>> No.17108024

>nb4 arrogant/you're

>> No.17108042

nigga read my fucking name you moron
i can load up easily on 30-40 positions with 1500 dollars using CREDIT SPREADS ON BIG BOY PRODUCTS

these are orders, not yet filled. im just hoping. i dont care about the years, i care about the short squeeze at earnings

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Just buy the dip, bro.

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>i can load up easily on 30-40 positions with 1500 dollars using CREDIT SPREADS ON BIG BOY PRODUCTS
Post your biggest account balance so I can mog you, asswipe. I'll start with my smallest bitcoin wallet. I'll log into my futures account next and go from there poor fuck

>> No.17108128

>posts about wanting to help the little guy
>dismisses legit advice for the little guy

Now you're just being a tactless baby dick.

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none of that compared to this level of salt

>> No.17108144

Not really. I want nothing more than to help everybody on here get rich. I'm just fucking with you man. Don't take it too seriously. Buy some SOXL

>> No.17108158

Based /bizfit/

>> No.17108171

>buy naked stock at the ask so you start out with a loss instead of leveraging your money utilizing credit put spreads

>> No.17108173

I can see the obvious value of semiconductors, but do you think there will a catalyst for a significant price shift in the next year or so?

>> No.17108176

Everything i keep seeing get shilled everywhere is doing amazing, while the shit i buy based off my own shitty research is doing awfully. Maybe i should just buy memes from now on

>> No.17108202

What do you do for a living? Is there a company or sector that you know, based on your professional knowledge and experience, is undervalued?

>> No.17108206

Thanks for the math example. So to even have a percent of TSLA you'd need about $1.35 billion worth of it at its current price? Makes sense for a huge, multinational company with huge assets and hype behind it.

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why did you change your name from short strangle officer?

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>1 post by this ID
This looks like transparent shilling but I'm also a medfag and actually have heard a lot about them recently kek.

>> No.17108269

Memes are better than reality m8 this is science

>> No.17108273

cause iron condors

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i bought XOP (oil etf) because oil was cheap
oil went up and I made 5% in one day, it's that easy stop being dumb lol haha

>> No.17108316

I don't see anything in the next year to accelerate the current trajectory but what a hell of a trajectory it is so the real news is there is nothing that will stop or even slow down the semiconductor sector. Basically demand cannot be satisfied so the players pump out newer designs as fast as they can. And the newer designs are smaller, more powerful and more efficient so they make practical what last year was only a vision, things like advanced machine learning, self driving cars and so on. Of course semiconductors aren't the only fast growing thing in the economy just look at biotech and health services. Though with the latter two you have massive regulatory hurdles that have to be crossed every step of the way. Not so with semiconductors. So I'm not looking toward a specific catalyst in the future. I think the catalyst for demand is already present and evolves on its own. It's a comfy hold between now and 2030. Basically guaranteed riches as far as I can see.

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Got $500 for tomorrow, Dubs decides what I buy

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do this but bigger

>> No.17108447

at least you removed your dumb faggot trip
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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MSFT calls at $200 strike price expiring in late March

>> No.17108511


ONTX (Sell for Profit when the time is Ripe)
AMRN (4th time owning; sell again when time is ripe)
SWPPX - Fund
SWTSX - Fund
SWISX - Fund

Consider: Now that the Streaming Wars are upon us all whats's holding them back from releasing 8K films en mass? The TV's are there. How about 16k,etc. What's the one thing that this increasing resolution will require? Bandwidth. Who will benefit from the increasing data pipes, T and to a lessor extent Comcast.

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>> No.17108529

If you can watch SPY continuously throughout the day, have a market order of weekly calls about 6-10 days out, 1-2% out of the money. When you see a big order flow of buying pull the trigger and immediately set a tight trailing stop as the calls move up. A tight trailing stop of like $.02-.05 will let you ride the wave up and you’ll probably be closed out very fast but with profit. Rinse and repeat until you run out of day trades. Protip: setup accounts on different brokers for more day trades.

>> No.17108530
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Unironically SNAP, you're welcome. I expect proof at the open tomorrow

>> No.17108533
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What do you call this pattern?

>> No.17108535

How have you been liking T?
I've been wanting to get in on T.

>> No.17108536

Tsla calls

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I repeat


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Jesus fuck, you made me look at my SNAP position and it turns out I didn't get my fucking fill. I thought I got it because I saw the price on my phone hitting my entry.. ugh, I was hyped for tomorrow.. waaaaah

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>> No.17108597

It's pays a fantastic dividend. No real reason to hesitate.

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>> No.17108621

T's been very good to me. A lot of people shat on T over the debt when they bought Time Warner. But they have proved the haters wrong and the debt was/has been knocked down a hell of a lot. They even hiked the Divvy again. Also consider that they are now a media company. Your other players in the media game, well the share prices are way higher and the Divvy payments aren't as high. So your getting a real bargain. The Telecom/Xandor units are an extra bonus. T forks out 2.08 a share annually. For only $37 - 38 a pop. But don't get me wrong I like DIS and Comcast also. I'm a film nut.

>> No.17108659

Thanks lads. Next chunk of money I get will be straight to T.

>> No.17108661

Anyone here in VSTM?

>> No.17108662

If you were lucky in the Dec 2018 mega dip you coulda bagged T for under $30 a share. Even with this china virus shit you'd still be in the green by a good bit. Just sitting back laughing while the markets all shit collecting a Fat Divvy.

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>> No.17108677

T has crabbed for all eternity, whats the appeal apart from the dividend?

>> No.17108680

It has a cool stock ticker, simple yet bold

>> No.17108684

Yeah futures just fucking mooned. Clearly algos, I wonder what triggered them

>> No.17108690

So buy Oracle?

>> No.17108698

the easing begins

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>you're gonna get tired of winning
Nope. Nope, I'm not tired yet

>> No.17108713

dividends can be a trap, they're a symptom of a company with good equity stewardship, but not necessarily a guarantee of it

>> No.17108717

ONTX up another 4% after hours. Dare we hit 0.53 by end of week?. Bring on the glorious news. Send this to $1.00 or 2.5 or hell even 4.00. I've got a nice fat empty green baggie waiting..

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Just another ALL TIME HIGH

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haha time to drink

>> No.17108751

yeah I got a small stack from a while back that i'm just letting sit there until it does something.
You know something?

>> No.17108762

Remember those 2 or 3 days Corona news was being spammed in these threads? Or how people were posting screencaps of people saying the virus meant nothing in order to brag about how wrong they were? Those few days people were proud they sold their holdings to load up on Corona related stock? Different times, they were.

>> No.17108763

Asia green.

>> No.17108773

>So buy Oracle?

Never gonna listen to a stinky linky in a smg thread

>> No.17108782

Is there a way to search for options by contract price?

>> No.17108788

It goes through this cycle every time there's a something to be bearish about. Iran was supposed to be WWIII. Corona virus supposed to be global pandemic out of all control.

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Of course mate. Don't forget about DRIP (Dividend Reinvestment Plan) in which your dividends are used to buy more shares of the same company. Definitely a good idea to sign up for it if your broker provides the option to do so (most do).

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How shocking, the virus was nothing after all. Who could have predicted this

>> No.17108814

tomorrow eerie single digit % range S&P500...
Thursday the same... Overnight China releases new Corona-numbers
Friday: Yangs up, SPY up, And Buttigieg heads into strong New Hampshire finishing off Bernie.
Also Twitter moons and closes its gap on crazy strong earnings.

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Who's ready for the weekly selloff on Friday?

>> No.17108852

American Telephone & Telegraph is the most aesthetic name of all time

>> No.17108857

hi mom !

>> No.17108867

Yes, I have some other holdings and of course went for dividend reinvestments on them.

>> No.17108871

There probably is though I'm not aware of anything off the top of my head. The only time it would really be useful is like with SPY/SH where they are the inverse of each other but one is much cheaper along with the buyer having very limited funds where getting a cheap price overwhelms the cons of the lower liquidity. QQQ and SQQQ is another good pair where QQQ is $228 and SQQQ its inverse is $17 making the puts much cheaper and palatable to a poorfag than the QQQ calls of the same strike price/expiration. Regular stocks don't have inverses like this so the logic doesn't apply

>> No.17108879

the virus is still killing people just nobody is talking about it and all media has gone radio silent. stay indoors anon you could be next

>> No.17108882

TWTR will do well because of inflated user metrics. Saw it happened to PINS, even though that site is awful. I think the hot new valuation metrics will be users registered and revenue per user, it will happen until people realize those accounts 50% fake. FB makes $40 per user in the USA because they try really hard to prevent garbage/bot accounts. But market investors think other tech companies are as competent as the Zuck is at sucking dollars and ad revenue from boomers.

>> No.17108887


>I found the perfect thing to torture Trump voters

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Extremely based.

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>he still believes in the corona virus meme

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thanks, I needed a vacation from the hustle and bustle of the big city

>> No.17108900

Probably not the first

>> No.17108906

i dont think the USA is ready to elect a man who eats cum

>> No.17108911

Nah, was just wondering what you thought it was gonna do tomorrow.

>> No.17108915

He's the most Wall Street friendly candidate (with biden being a close 2nd). My bags would pump but America would fall into further moral decay.

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>> No.17108921

Does Mr. Butt talk like a gay? That's the only thing that matters

>> No.17108922

*Not sure how I would feel about that.

>> No.17108936

No really. He sounds like a nasallly High School debate team member who wants to be a lawyer after college. Probably had speech therapists help him with a lisp (if he had one) before going into politics.

>> No.17108937

nah, also he's pretty well spoken

>> No.17108945

he seems 95% less gay than the average male correspondent on CNN

but I bet when he gets elected president he turns the inhibitor off and lisps hard like a faggy gayboi

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>> No.17108956

Civ working on a base in Japan. Read this page https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Investing_in_Japan_for_US_citizens_and_US_permanent_residents

What would be the benefit of choosing a Japanese brokerage over Interactive Brokers?

>> No.17108970

USA mate. I would not want to tie up my money in a foreign country's system.

>> No.17108977

its gonna be hard to resist selling ONTX if these gainz keep. going long

>> No.17108982 [DELETED] 


>bend the knee


>Famous gays
>Former Gay presidents' League

>> No.17108994

>he thinks butt is going to win after having to rig iowa in order to win, a state far less friendly to bernard than NH
bernard is going to win the nomination unless he fails to net 50% of the delegates and triggers a brokered convention. ignoring this fact is going to lose you money

>> No.17109005

History will not be violated. The Iowa winner wins the nomination

>> No.17109008

What happens if your dick gets hard in one of these? Does it just break? Your dick, I mean.

>> No.17109016

maybe there's some cosmic force that wills it but even then I don't think it will trigger because it was obviously rigged
my man declared victory with 2% reporting, ffs

>> No.17109017

if pete booty can rig Iowa, why can't he rig the rest of it? it's all the same ""voting"" app that the DNC is using

>> No.17109034

Men who put their dicks in these don't get hard. The whole point is the mental control, keeping the sexual reflex held in check in the mind. Picture a safe space, they're there. Orgasms occur but they are completely mental. Some semen is ejaculated but it is thin, as the vas deferens tightens automatically with the touch of stainless steel.

>> No.17109050

Didnt ted cruz win the GOP one in 2016?

>> No.17109060

The Dem's app was produced by something called the "Shadow" a Florida (kek) LLC

You really have to wonder about the legitimacy of the Democratic process

>> No.17109075

I'd jizz in my pants if we hit $2

>> No.17109082

the rigging he did in iowa was not to steal additional votes per se, it was to create a situation where he can declare victory and have the media create hype around him moving into the other contests. it's not even clear at this point if he'll come out the winner once all is said and done, the last I saw there were still 20% or so of the vote to count. but it doesn't matter because the purpose of iowa is not to garner delegates (they're too small to really matter that much), it's to build momentum because most voters are morons who just vote for the guy they see on tv and shit

it's possible though, dude is legit cia lmao, who the fuck takes a "vacation" to fucking somaliland and "holds discussions with local leaders"

>> No.17109107

Anyway, now that we know Pete's the nominee, and likely winner, I'm thinking about how to profit from it. Its likely this will once again raise America's profile, so I'd be very bullish.

>> No.17109124

You don't know what you're talking about. These are Iowans that skew middle class, white, and older, registered democrats, and delegates. They love teh gays. He didn't hack the delegates, they voted for him.

>> No.17109144

>raise America’s profile
From the dominant world power to... what? Kys ESL faggot.

>> No.17109156

Pete is Iowan's fantasy gay foster child they weren't able to adopt. The CIA didn't create him.

Its Keynesian.

The aggregate demand (for a likeable young gay man) created the supply (pete). Thats supply side economics. Read up on your Keynes.

>> No.17109159

I hate niggers and kikes too but you have to stop visiting /pol/ before you get completely radicalized.

>> No.17109166

Make America Gay Again

>> No.17109173

It wasn't that the virus was nothing at all. People have short attention span. People in China are still sick and dying.

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Any longs here sell TSLA?

>> No.17109192

Where did the gay shill come from?

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what about a man who SHITS cum after being fucked in the ass by dicks?

>> No.17109201

Redirected here when trying to vote on the DNC app

>> No.17109210

Going gay raises the civilizational profile.

For example, Ancient Greece. They couldn't deal with the Persians (Iran) without rising above the heterosexual heterodoxy.

Go read a book maybe once in a while

>> No.17109219


It was literally nothing and you are normie trash if you believe anything at all the news shits at you.

>> No.17109232

you can literally look at the data and see the votes mysteriously being moved from the "progressives" (yang, warren, bernard) to the pete types. its getting called out and corrected with the excuse of technical problems, but like I said it doesnt matter because the media cycle has already solidified around a butt victory

>> No.17109237

Dont conflate fucking cute ass twinks with regular homosex

>> No.17109239

Any GAY etfs?

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Im so heartbroken over this, I hope the Nasdaq can recover

>> No.17109253

There is an lbqt one, cant remember the ticker for it though

>> No.17109255

Check your library for books about homosexual world leaders. You'll find men and women in power at civilizational peak times.

The lesson of history is that Heterosexuality is too confining a phenomenon to properly exercise power. As history, you can't just hand-wave it away.

>> No.17109256

>Not owning SNSS
Never gonna make it...

>> No.17109258

Or maybe they are just shit candidates

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they closed down. $PRID and $EQLT were a couple.

>> No.17109266

0% chance this faggot gets elected

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>> No.17109275

Gay shill absolutely and utterly btfo

>> No.17109276

What the hell is this, lmao?

>> No.17109289

Irrelevant. ETFs are closing every week, market is over-saturated. If you read Barron's you'd know, plebe

Same said about Obama... twice I think

>> No.17109292

You are literally retarded if you believe just because nobody talks about something it does not exist.

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>drop from 3346 to 3340
Welp. Bull run finished. Everybody pack up go home shows over.

>> No.17109305

>mad about gay ETFs closing
lmao faggot, kys

>> No.17109313

Are we getting a new gay bread?

>> No.17109318

Last time we had a faggot president it lead to civil war

>> No.17109321

yeah yeah







>> No.17109327

I kind of wish you shilled it harder. I only have 500 shares. I wish I had minimum 1000

>> No.17109338

Evens I drop $50 into chainlink odds first reply decides what stock I put it in

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Good goy. Pretend nothing is happening. Yes, even Chinese stocks are recovering, see?

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Right now protocol is being changed up at every port, every point of entry, every air cargo and terminal.

Every government department, countless board rooms, situation rooms, at every level, preparations are being made, equipment requisitioned, personnel called up, resources put in place.

Every packet that's sniffed, every target cellphone is being tracked, every errant communication in and out-country is being monitored.

You can bet that tonight Pete is having his clearances upgraded, his details and task force is being doubled again.

Watch your shorts. Squeeze them hard. Because in 2020, only the strong survive. Only the iron hands will make it.

>> No.17109406

Okay lets math -

security A (a) and 3x ETF (b). Start both at $100. (a) drops 10% to 90. (B) drops 30% to 70. Then (A) gains 10%.,
(a)*1.1 = 99
(b) *1.3=91

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From day one back in March of 2010 SOXL went relatively sideways for the first 3 years. Yet had you bought on day one you would be up 30x on your investment. That's 30x in 9 years through a shit load of volatility that supposedly would "beta decay" your gains out of existence. Except it didn't. I did the math

>> No.17109451

Shut up mom
The PEAK signals the beginning of a downfall...
>if I invoke the Jews, it’ll lend credence to my argument. Only a fool would invest in stocks when banks all over the world are printing money as fast as they can!!

>> No.17109462

What if his husband is really a reverse-beard, and his gayness is just a rise to give him credibility with the far-lefties?

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Compare that to the paltry 2x gains you would have helped yourself to with SPY in the same timeframe. Tough choice there m8

>> No.17109475

the stock market under obama was basically comatose, i remember those early days of robinhood

>> No.17109497

Yeah I was barely trading at the time trying to run a business. Pretty much sucked all the way around

>> No.17109525

>who the fuck takes a "vacation" to fucking somaliland and "holds discussions with local leaders"
he was probably fucking them in the ass
the dude has imperial gay energy

you are projecting your gay lust onto innocent pete, and also onto Keynes (who was super gay)

he's going to crush them once and for all

>> No.17109811

Pete who?

>> No.17110153

Pete Keynes

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