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17100899 No.17100899 [Reply] [Original]

How do I profit off of laying in bed for 6 hours after waking up and cooming 5 times and pulling and ripping ass hairs out and smearing my shitty fingers into my bed?

>> No.17100911

please never have kids

>> No.17100912

>>17100899
you don't, anon. cut your losses. take a shower.

>> No.17101021

How do short OP?

>> No.17101023

>>17100912
Good call

>> No.17101031

>>17101021
>shorting at the bottom
never change /biz/

>> No.17101038

Yep, I'm thinking this is based

>> No.17101040

>>17101031
kek

>> No.17101059

>>17100899
Hehe degenerate

>> No.17101074

>>17101021
>>17101031
Holy kek I shouldn't be laughing at this

>> No.17101234

How did you find out about my investment strat?

>> No.17101780

>>17100899
Sage

>> No.17101803

>>17101780
>says sage
>actually bumps
based retard

>> No.17101908

>>17101803
bro stop responding you're just bumping this thread again

>> No.17101930
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17101930

>>17101031

>> No.17101941

>>17100899
have another wank

>> No.17101963

>>17100899
24 hour livestreaming every day, either ending in suicide or turning you’re life around

>> No.17102123

start doing coffee/peroxide enemas in bed

>> No.17102146

That's the reason why financial literacy is needed in society where we need to put money work for us, not we work for money, we can put money to work for us by investing in both traditional & crypto currency based market one can get best advice & service from FinNexus organization which provides best service in this segment.

>> No.17102245

>>17100899
ignore the fud, i do the same shit. the answer is daytrading

>> No.17102312

>>17100912
This. It's ogre, smelly boy.

>> No.17102325

>>17101021
>>17101031
Based

>> No.17102334

>>17100899
>biz the post

>> No.17102361

>>17100911
Who do you think is going to let him impregnate them? Seriously. Who? A blind chick? She can still smell.
>>17101021
>How do short OP?
Long dog food.

>> No.17102373

>>17100899
>business and finance
fuck you OP, you are worse and more disgusting than a pajeet

>> No.17102581
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>>17100899
There is a Vishnu in the bedsheets sir

>> No.17102616

>>17100899
The first part is fine, but wtf anon. Don't you like nice clean bedsheets. Quit being a disgusting faggot

>> No.17102699

>>17100899
Um... buy link?

>> No.17102742

>>17100899
become a faggot with an iPhone and an earpiece and sell trial products to people.