Sold $TSLA

[Anonymous No.17096116]

After a wonderful three year run with $TSLA I’ve decided to sell. The chart this week is literally vertical. Usually a good time to net some profits.

[Anonymous No.17096213]

I saw a news article a few months ago talking about new battery technology. They said that they are working on batteries with a five hundred mile range made out of sodium instead of lithium. They will be cheaper, safer and last longer. This article said it could be the death of the internal combustion engine. Right at the end of the article it said Tesla is one of the main investors in the technology. Imagine.

[Anonymous No.17096226]

>>17096213
Good point. Imma buy more tesla on open!

[Anonymous No.17096233]

>>17096213
You should buy Panasonic instead

[Anonymous No.17096243]

>>17096116
pussy

[Anonymous No.17096298]

>>17096233
my dumb ass broker doesn't sell chink stocks, unless i want to buy them as ETF's on margin.

[Anonymous No.17096316]

>>17096298
I meant CFD

[Anonymous No.17096353]

BUY PUTS NOW!
Then after it drops BUY FUCKING CALLS!

[Anonymous No.17096407]

>>17096213
>>17096226


this is all bullshit.
did you bother to read their earning report?
Q4 sales that led to beating expectations were due to 16k extra model 3 sold to the Netherlands.

>tesla beats market expectations
>stock value grows
>shorter position gets burned
>initiate short squeeze
>vertical growth
>drop


The Saudis already got out, their common friend in the US told them Q4 2019 would be the peak.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-02-04/saudi-public-fund-cuts-tesla-13f


brace yourself, Q1 is going to tank

[Anonymous No.17096408]

That chart is ridiculous. I was waiting a while for a drop and I was going to go in on it and now i'm sitting here with nothing.

[Anonymous No.17096413]

1500 soon we broke the system

[Anonymous No.17096417]

Buy NIO you dumbasses

[Anonymous No.17096425]

>>17096413
holy shit. we're officially beyond the delusion phase. What even is this? insanity?

[Anonymous No.17096441]

>>17096425
>>17096413

gambling. I'm getting popcorn now

[Anonymous No.17096442]

The parallels to 2017 are uncanny. People FOMOing in TSLA now are the same who bought BTC between $18-$20k

[Anonymous No.17096452]

>>17096116
>three year run
Holy fuck Stock fags are so fucking gay
Buy crypto

[Anonymous No.17096454]

Hmmmmm

[Anonymous No.17096482]

>>17096442
so what you're saying is that Reddit has created a bubble which will take Tesla years to recover from and forever damage consumer confidence?

[Anonymous No.17096521]

>>17096413
>>17096425
>>17096441
>ASCENDED

[Anonymous No.17096528]

>>17096116
>Shorts on suicide alert

[Anonymous No.17096548]

>>17096482

you think reddit and robinhood can take a company's market cap from 80 to 16 billions?

this isn't just retail buying.

[Anonymous No.17096564]

>>17096548


**80 to 160 billions

[Anonymous No.17096571]

>>17096548
>what is a short squeeze?

[Anonymous No.17096621]

>>17096571

lol, where did I say it's something else?

I'm sure there aren't any firms covering their shorts before it goes down right? this is all reddit right?

haven't we seen it with WV in 2008 already?

[Anonymous No.17096641]

easiest fucking short of my life

[Anonymous No.17096675]

>>17096413
This can't be real

[Anonymous No.17097203]

>>17096571
>>what is a short squeeze?
why should it matter in this case?

[Anonymous No.17097681]

>>17096413
I guess this is it bros. WSB figured it out before us. They're all going to be inconceivably rich

[Anonymous No.17097745]

>>17096116
this is literally how binance coin turned out. and you might start seeing people compare it to any other bubble *despite overlooking the fact the rest of the stockmarket is way worse off than tesla, tesla is just catching up as a matter of fact*.

but its like binance coin because in the beginning people kept calling it a scam (and still do, the ones calling it a scam are the true losers, literally and by definition, they lost because they were the ones shorting it and made no money but lost all theirs!)

at its inception binance as an infamous villain for the crypto markets. slowly people started to turn towards them, because that was where all the altcoins gains were to be had in january 1st 2018.

i mean noone saw the writing on the wall of what binance was coming out with, and now look, theyre practically the best exchange on the market. and people still have the divinity to hate it because they are suckers and missed out. hell i missed out too on it, and was one of those people, but now that its gone up plenty in price, people realize that its here to stay and is a serious contender

[Anonymous No.17098103]

>>17096213
But will the batteries still need cobalt? I own some cobalt miner stock.

[Anonymous No.17098657]

when do i short TSLA

[Anonymous No.17098673]

>>17096413
>it's a new paradigm
good call OP.
It's gonna dump below $700

[Anonymous No.17098735]

>>17096116
Honestly the best move for Tesla owners is to sell at >$900 and buy some retard hero calls at $1500/$2000 strike incase it keeps exploding in price. Otherwise, wait until it drops below $400 to restart a position.

[Anonymous No.17098747]

>>17098657
At $1200. Buy $500 puts out a year or so.

[Anonymous No.17098763]

>>17098735
Yolo calls in the short term, yolo puts in the long term

[Anonymous No.17098779]

>>17098763
Like I said, short term calls $1500/$2000 strike. Long dated puts $500 strike.

You literally can't lose money unless you're a retard who thinks the company is going to flat line. Not in this market.

[Anonymous No.17098791]

I've got a 1200 call on Friday, already up a hundred bucks or so, was up 2K before the giant red dildo. If it gets to 1200 tomorrow I'll be soo happy.

[Anonymous No.17098878]

And to 930 she goes

[Anonymous No.17099392]

>>17098747
>Buy $500 puts out a year or so.
out 1 year?

[Anonymous No.17099402]

>>17096116
Shorting right now is absolutely retarded. Wait for the initial drop followed by dead cat bounce before shorting.

[Anonymous No.17099403]

>>17098763
>Yolo calls in the short term, yolo puts in the long term
why this?
>>17098779
>Long dated puts $500 strike
how much are they priced?
>>17098779
>the company is going to flat line
flat line you mean crab?
Why ''not in this market''?
Because it's bullish?

[Anonymous No.17099409]

>>17099402
>Wait for the initial drop
IT WILL BE PRICED IN
YOU'LL GET A BAD PRICE IF YOU WAIT.
I'D BUY PUTS NOW...BEACUSE THE DELUSION AND FOMO RESEMBLES BTC 2018 JANUARY

[Anonymous No.17099484]

>>17098878
Too late for puts?

[Anonymous No.17099488]

>>17099484
No there will be a dead cat bounce. If and when it rebounds to a lower high buy puts then

[Anonymous No.17099656]

>>17096413
guys what if all these normies taking out loans buying tesla stock and subsequently crash is the start of the new recession we've been waiting on

[Anonymous No.17099718]

>>17096407
>The Saudis already got out
Aren't they a contra indicator?

[Anonymous No.17099747]

>>17096407
>The Saudis already got out
why did the saudis cut funds to tesla?

[Anonymous No.17099856]

>>17096116
smart

[Anonymous No.17099988]

>>17096413
this is the equivilant of how I used to play with toys as a kid and get butterflies in my tummy when the girl figureen I snuck from my sister's room kissed the protagonist solder that I self inserted myself as.
It's nice to witness.

[Anonymous No.17100631]

>>17099718
>>17099747
They know Tesla is just a scam. They made mad profits at the expense of retarded teslacucks

[Anonymous No.17100639]

>>17096213
i read similar hype comments about BTC in december 2017. Im shorting hard this shit

[Anonymous No.17100688]

I bought a nice spread of puts last night when my boomer dad called me on the phone to tell me about tesla mooning and how he was going to make thousands of dollars when it goes to 1500 in March.

[Anonymous No.17100714]

My boomer dad also called me in 2017 to tell me about this thing called bitcoin he just bought that was going to be worth 100,000 in 2018. It was December and bitcoin was passing 16k on a parabolic curve pump.