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shopping edition

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>>17093928

>> No.17096065

first

>> No.17096071
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Why is Tesla stock FALLING!!!

>> No.17096076

Fuck tripfags

>> No.17096082
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>>17096071
because numbers go down fast when go up fast

>> No.17096086
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OH GOD

I MISEED THE DIP IN THE NIKKEI
ABE & KURODA ARE MOTHERFUCKING PUUUUMMMPPPIIIINNNGGGG

>> No.17096087

>Bought TSLA at 340
God do you retards ever get tired of being wrong about TSLA? It's like liberals with Trump.

>> No.17096090

see
>>17096080
>17096080

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>>17096071
>It fell three minutes after I sold some of my stock
I'm still expecting $1000, but I no longer have any guess what will happen after short term.

>> No.17096105

>>17096076
dilate and go back to your discord

>> No.17096119

>>17096087
Is it too late to buy?

>> No.17096122
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What happened to pic related?

>> No.17096129

>>17096122
Merkel

>> No.17096131
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>>17095254
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes

>> No.17096135

>>17096122
Lel they haven't announced yet. I have some puts for 8.

>> No.17096137
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I'm going to use $400 of my profits today to pay a thicc japanese asmr chick to make a custom video for me and you can't stop me

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Are you ready for King Trump’s SOTU to pump the markets frens?

>> No.17096147

>>17096137
Post pic of lady

>> No.17096148

>>17096087
>God do you retards ever get tired of being wrong about TSLA?
No, they don't. They're coping about it right now saying "there's no way we could have known!" despite that we told them about it way in advance. I understand they're upset, but there comes a time when one should admit that they fucked up and any lack of profit wasn't because of random chance.

>> No.17096182

>>17096052
how do I access options trading on Robinhood? Shit doesn't exist on my account for some reason

>> No.17096195

>>17096182
i dont use RH but on most brokers you have to apply for options access. just a few questions usually

>> No.17096196

>>17096182
Retard

>> No.17096199

>>17096071
>might actually get a chance at some TSLA calls that wont cost me a kidney

Very tempting. VERY tempting.

>>17096139
yep, his acquittal on Wednesday will pump it even higher. Throw in people already forgetting about Coronachan outside of /pol/ and we're gonna have a great week.

>> No.17096216

>>17096119
I sold. I am resisting the FOMO of getting back in. Doubled my portfolio over night and not willing to look a gift horse in the mouth. I think there will be a slight (big dollar wise) as some other old as fucking dirt George Soros tier analyst faggot will chime in with the typical "hurr durr AKCHAULLEE-" I've been riding TSLA volition jumps for awhile now I swear its a pattern.

>Stock soars
>Tesla says something wacky and old money boomers get scared, because old money boomer are out of fucking touch and know fucking zilch
> stock goes down because boomer followers run
>Elon releases his new hydraulic penis and fucks every nay sayers wife straight in the cunt > Stock soars again.
>I get money

>> No.17096223

>>17096182
You gotta enable it thru the Robinhood settings.

>> No.17096241

kek, well the word is out on ONTX. Oh Fat Green Bags shall come to me in due time and I shall be laughing my ass off all the way to the bank while lugging oh Fat Green Bag to said bank.

https://dwinnex.com/2020/02/04/onconova-therapeutics-inc-ontx-its-time-to-buy-check-out-key-indicators/

>> No.17096245

Any one else can't escape the feeling that all these companies catering to China are basically setting up shop inside a giant crocodile's maw? Like... a communist country becoming the center for capitalism... am I retarded?

>> No.17096253

https://twitter.com/GoogleStadia/status/1224739469133172738

Is this bullish or bearish?

>> No.17096292

>>17096216
I don't think you should have sold everything. Tesla is still a good long term play and it's always going to be hard to find a good entry for it. A lot of people were selling at $420 claiming that they were going to buy back in after a correction. They were all forced to buy back in at a much higher price. The same thing could happen at around this level.

Personally, I sold off roughly a 1/3 of all my shares today. If it opens below $900, I may pick up some more and sell them before it reaches $1000. I figure this is the best way to stop the FOMO and still take profit. I've more than made back my original investment.

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tsla price prediction tomorrow

>> No.17096304

>>17096299
600

>> No.17096310

>>17096139
SPY 333 EOW
TSLA 1k EOW (although I already sold my positions)
SQ 90 EOW

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Ahhhhh home after a nice day of waging, sipping on a nice cold natty. Anything you guys are looking forward to tomorrow? Me? Well, I have another day of slaving ahead but on the upside, I have decided to make a cheap option play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj3U0z64_m4

>> No.17096319

>>17096299
>tsla price prediction tomorrow
Elon will release Tesla catgirls and it will hit $4,200

>> No.17096321

>>17096253
I heard you can catch the corona-chan from the anal oral exchange. So just remember these 3 rules to not catching corona-virus.

1. Don't be Asian.
2. Don't be a homo-sexual.
3. If you are an Asian homo-sexual don't go ass to mouth.

And just like that you too can be a part of the cure. Go to http://boards.4channel.org/search#/smg/biz to learn how to help.

>> No.17096322

>>17096245
Yeah and so am I because I bet on the markets declining due to a fucking pandemic and then being closed for the past week, but then the chinks injected 200 billion dollars into the market overnight and BANNED SELLING. Then the kikes here injected some more billions and here we are.
It's pointless to bet against the market, at least for the next year. I am going to be the most fucking retarded bull ever from now on because apparently NOTHING FUCKING MATTERS WE CAN JUST KEEP PRINTING MONEY HAHA

>> No.17096337

>>17096292
I am honestly considering the same. It just my weird "vooddo" thing. Like I feel that usually the 3rd day of shooting up is a bit of a dip. I'm putting in an order around 840. I'm expecting some wild up and down tomorrow morning before it again ends the day above 850.

>> No.17096339

>>17096292
trading on volatility doesn't make TSLA a good long term play at $900.

either they're going to deliver future profits at a rate that makes sense for the current price or your banking on not being the one caught holding the bag.

>> No.17096343

>>17096319
Nah. He's got his art-ho gf and doesn't give a care about the rest of us.

>>17096322
positively seething
reevaluate your actions
deal with what is rather than what should be

>> No.17096346

>>17096321
What is the likelihood of getting Corona Virus for a homosexual dating an Asian women(male)? I'm thinking of your situation...

>> No.17096349
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post your bags

>>17096299
over 1k

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>>17096349

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>>17096241
ONTX chads will run this board in 2 weeks

>> No.17096384

>>17096253
>https://twitter.com/GoogleStadia/status/1224739469133172738
Bearish as fuck, shows they have retards in charge of marketing.

>> No.17096390

>>17096343
I am. What IS is that this whole economy is a fucking joke house of cards that will only keep pumping. Many are saying we only have about a year left, I'm going to believe them.

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Ford got FUCKED today. Hot damn.

Good cheapies for divfrens though so eh?

>> No.17096406

>>17096376
EWw. penny stocks...

>> No.17096409
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I'm long Intuit because I don't think the market realizes how stupid the average taxpayer is

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>>17096241
This article just seems to state a lot of facts about the companies numbers. I may have missed them but it doesn't look like it says anything about what may in the future or why the share price would increase.

>> No.17096437

>>17096346
About as likely as TSLA hitting $1000 before Friday.

>> No.17096438

>>17096409
>Intuit
Everyone I know uses Credit Karma

>> No.17096453
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State of the Union lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNCI18p9wSw
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNCI18p9wSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNCI18p9wSw
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNCI18p9wSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNCI18p9wSw
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNCI18p9wSw

Our bags are going to pump tomorrow.

>> No.17096462

>>17096409
i plan on buying some calls prior to their 2020Q1 earnings in may. they added registration keys tied back to filings so you can't share copies with friends or pirate very easily.

>> No.17096463

>>17096339
It will form a base at one point, the question is if it's going to be higher or much lower than $900 or a $1,000 if it reaches that point. That's the bet people are making right now. TSLA still has a lot of support and is full of long term investors willing to stomach a dip for a large pay off years down the line. It's increasingly getting institutional support. It will join the S&P 500 by the end of the year. Battery technology day is just a few months away and what they have been working on is very impressive to me, particularly their new battery chemistry which is by far the best in the world. The model Y is quickly spinning up production. There simply isn't a lot of negative news that can effect it beyond price targets, but the FOMO is cooling off and some of the weak hands will get out.

My bear case is a correction to between around $650-800. I intend to start buying again in the $800s. I would rather miss out on $200 than miss out on the jump past $1000, but I have a ton of faith in TSLA long term.
>>17096437
Famous last words. You have any puts yet? I'm willing to take your money for the fourth time.

>> No.17096501

>>17096369
What's so great about BLDP that you need exactly one share?

>> No.17096512

>>17096409
I totally got a discount. My local municipality totally built a new school, did a ton of great shit, and gave us a discount on our taxes. I love my mayor. I can't wait to file for another extension.

>> No.17096525

In case you're wondering why markets aren't going down, it's a direct result of the Fed injecting another $100 billion, and Chinks injecting $250 billion. No, fundamentals don't support TSLA tripling in a few months

>> No.17096526

>>17096453
none of those are working... just put on fox news I'm sure they're going to have Brett and the blonde lady covering it after Tucker.

>> No.17096534

>>17096525
very high IQ post anon, you didnt just skim headlines at all. thank you

>> No.17096542

>>17096525
yes they actually do.

>> No.17096563

>>17096534
I'm pretty sure he's fucking retarded, and non of those injections actually happend and TSLA's fundamentals are better than ever. More support than the Yang Gang's caucus cry corner.

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>>17096314
reminds me to buy BUD dip.
What am I looking forward to tomorrow? Im looking forward to dreaming, Im also looking forward to screaming at others. And finally, Im looking forward to memeing

>> No.17096596

>>17096463
Apple brought in $91.8 billion profits in Q1 this year. From September 1 to today it's traded between $208 - $319.

Is Tesla going to make 3 to 4 times that in any quarter ever? If so when.

>> No.17096603

>>17096581
I'm looking forward to laughing at the elderly who keep telling themselves Biden can beat Trump.

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>>17096501
Someone shilled it and they make batteries so I figured, hey! Battery tech is key in this day and age and will continue to be in the future. But, to be honest, I am just playing around and will sell it's the day it gets close to how much I bought it for.

>> No.17096634

It's called a short squeeze, sweetie

>> No.17096646

Here SNSS Anon, this is the source. I couldn't send it through stocktwits because the link was being marked as spam.

https://nhentai.net/g/254242/

Nobody else click on this please, it's only for SNSS Anon.

>> No.17096676

I think Trump's on a roll right now... Like did you see what the DNC did in Iowa last night... It's a fucking joke.

>> No.17096680

>>17096596
>From September 1 to today it's traded between $208 - $319
That's not what you should be looking at, you should be comparing the market cap between the two. The price of the share itself doesn't tell you anything unless you know the amount outstanding. Apple has a market cap of 1.4 trillion dollars, it's ten times larger than Tesla. Tesla has a quarterly gross revenue of 24 billion. Both have extremely high margins compared to other companies within their industry, but only 2% of the vehicles sold last year were electric and electric vehicle production is greatly limited by the amount of batteries a manufacturer can produce, but Tesla is years out ahead of it's competition in that regard.

This isn't my bull case, by the way, I'm just doing an apples to apples comparison, no pun intended.

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>>17096676
He's been on a roll for his entire 2016 campaign and his entire presidency

>> No.17096683

7 million jobs, 5 million more than previous administrations projections.

>> No.17096694

>>17096682
I love it.... I fucking love this speech... I think I just cum shotted.

>> No.17096706

>>17096683
ALL TO NONWHITES!!

>> No.17096707

>>17096241
What’s a good amount I should buy?

>> No.17096718

>make $20k casually in a month with barely any experience and not even using options
what the pros make must be insane.

>> No.17096723

>>17096683
>>17096694
>>17096706
Things appear to be better than they were four years ago, I think he has done a good job.

>> No.17096725

>>17096147
Google canan

>>17096676
Yeah, but what the fuck is he even talking about? When did he "completely rebuild the military"? When did american family values start flourishing?

>> No.17096726

>>17096706
We ran out of whites a long time ago. Be happy you're white, and unable to contract corona-chan.

>> No.17096736

>>17096718
Explain

>> No.17096737

>>17096725
I know EB is contracted to build 5 sumbarines this year, and a new class next year 7 more submarines of the new uhh columbia class or some shit.... it's like a few billion he just threw at war machines.

>> No.17096752

>>17096737
But completely rebuilding is a bit much, he might be hinting at new stuff coming out maybe. Who knows. I'm having a good laugh looking at Pelosi pretending to look down and read shit kek'd.

>> No.17096753

>>17096718
>what the pros make must be insane
You should see what some of them lose. Half of them don't even beat the market and are worse at picking stocks than if they randomly selected them.

>> No.17096767

>>17096725
amrican family values died when the supreme court ruled in favor of gay marriage... sorry, your son is gay because you bought him a smart phone instead of a set of tools and blueprints for a shed you wanted built.

trump never had family values at heart other than his own children... dude's on his 5th wife or something ffs.

>> No.17096769

>>17096725
>When did he "completely rebuild the military"?
He has built are military up during his presidency, adding more money to their budget.
> When did American family values start flourishing?
Things are just getting worse in that regard as far as I can tell, some say the younger generations are more traditional. Both gf and I (21 $ 23) are conservative and have more traditional values.

>> No.17096779

>>17096752
space force, and actually using 6 year old bombs decade old shit now.... remember the mother of all bombs we dropped on the terrorists?

>> No.17096787

>>17096723
>appear

>> No.17096800

sorry it was this one we dropped...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GBU-43/B_MOAB

moab... i played too much dota and lol and fucking other games.

>> No.17096809

>>17096581
Based.
Tell me more about the foodies. What do I buy? I decided against TSN because the chinks May weasel out of food buys and they’ll have less mouths to feed soon.

Sold my calls and bought a pretty huge amount of UNG.

I don’t dream. My subconscious must have an AT field to ward off the horrors that lie beneath

>> No.17096811

>>17096787
Well, I'm not going to pretend I know for sure. As far as I know, our military is two men with pointy sticks. But from what news I have seen and the information I have reviewed, it appears our military could be considered stronger than it has been in the past.

>> No.17096829

>>17096725
This is propaganda.

He is great at using propaganda.
Obama was shit at it. He’s unironically riding the coattails of the recovery that started under obummer. Whatever he’s done to keep it going, assuming we don’t find out it’s already ogre, is impressive.

>> No.17096834

holy shit... he just stuck a fucking tooth pick in bernie sander's eye.

>> No.17096843

>>17096829
>riding the coattails of the recovery that started under obummer
Okay, you got me to respond to your bait, what do you really want?

>> No.17096850

>>17096707

It's .40 so as much as you can.

>> No.17096851

sigh....calls it is

>> No.17096856

>70 years earlier
Trump no!!!

>> No.17096861
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SPCE STOCK IS MOONING TOMORROW
BUY BUY BUY
CALL CALL CALL

>> No.17096862

>>17096322
I feel the pain anon, I too bet on the markets finally correcting
Wtf is it going to take for this shit to finally collapse if not even the worst pandemic in 100+ years can do it?

>> No.17096867

>>17096843
But it did? I gave trump credit for extending it.

And if I remember right, the deregulation under bush and Clinton precipitated the financial crisis? It takes time to see the fruition of policy changes.

I’m not looking forward to the bill that may come if trump slashed taxes and increases spending to the level he’s looking to, but I’m going to enjoy the hell out of the party while it lasts.

>> No.17096877

>>17096861
Got in today on calls to march
50 soon then 100

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Trump will win the 2020 election, set all capital gains tax to 0% and replace it with consumer tax. Then, to carry on his legacy, Melania Trump will become the first female president in 2024 and abolish government subsidies of student loans, healthcare subsidies, and farm subsidies, then make homelessness and faggotry (especially tripfaggotry) illegal.

>> No.17096882

>>17096834
By saying, war/military is the only socialism Americans will tolerate?

>> No.17096884

>>17096862
Last week, I also sold a tsla call that had less than 1% chance of being in the money (expires friday). Now it is deep in the money and I am fucked

>> No.17096892

>>17096877
Jan 2022 $20 calls were under $100 not that long ago. Why as soon as March when leapies are cheapies?

>> No.17096897

>>17096726
But...I didn't get invited to the speech

>> No.17096904

the tuskeegee airmen are true heroes... they deserve recognition.... these were the experiment, but they did really well.... many of them did die, they were given some of the toughest missions, but so were the white boys storming normandy beaches... Fuck civil rights... I wish we could just fucking stop with the reparations and bullshit... I didn't hear shit about reparations during the Iowa caucus... I want real nigga's asking where's my cut to these democrats the proposed it!

>> No.17096905

>>17096867
Let's be real, who needs money when you own everything? This is the first step to a utopia, in which America, too big to fail, take control of the rest of the world over the course of the next few hundred years.

>> No.17096907

>>17096884
> less than 1% chance
How did you calculate that? I'm fairly certain it was much greater than 1%.

>> No.17096912

>>17096892
I only had 500 left for calls so I bought two for March,gna sell one at 25-30 then buy the leap and ride the other call out

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>>17096779
The U.S. military will use SpaceX rockets to put StarLink brand weapons platforms in space to drop outdated 1200lb Tesla batteries as Rods of God.

Screencap this post.

>> No.17096917

>>17096119
Yeah, I got out today. This is marijuana stocks during the boom all over again. At least I got a piece of the action.

>> No.17096919

>>17096897
I personally invite you to use duck duck go tomorrow and read the transcript.

>> No.17096931

>>17096915
moving furniture is a man's job... why are they making the women do it?

>> No.17096932

So I have M1 which offers fractional shares,would it be wise to buy high priced things like tsla and Amazon now that they are "affordable" or "accessible " at the least.
will I still realize the growth of these companies this way as a poor man?

>> No.17096938

>>17096931
There are no grown men in Black "families"

>> No.17096943

>>17096931
>Implying the father is in their life

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>>17096322
I have legitimately been in /smg/ for 10 days warning you retards that the virus is not going to be a pandemic and that the markets will surge. They confirmed QE through April but nope, you bearfags didn't care and kept jerking off to your doomporn and reposting /x/ tier schizo quotes.

I won't gloat anymore after this but hey, one last time won't hurt. Bearniggers BTFO.

>> No.17096958

>>17096932
so like old ww2 rifles are now offering a brokerage...

>> No.17096963

>>17096907
Broker software calculates it. It was after earnings pump (no catalyst expected) and very short expiration. Strike price was 770

>> No.17096975

>>17096952
Have you started selling your weekly vertical put spreads on the SPY, yet, good sir?

>> No.17096979

>>17096932
Robinhood just started offering fractional shares. this must be a factor in the TSLA pump.

>> No.17096981

>>17096963
Those calculations aren't magic. They're based on a normal probability distribution, which has been consistently disproven in real practice to not reflect market pricing of options. Price discover is heuristic, Black-Scholes doesn't account for intangible factors and outside events

>> No.17096988
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IS IT A GOOD IDEA BUYING TSLA PUTS QUICK

>> No.17096998

We are curing diseases dude... We are going to get aid's done fast.

>> No.17097004

>>17096988
Just pray for Rush, and watch open.

>> No.17097005

>>17096322
>thinking that "stocks only go up" was just a meme

>> No.17097006

>>17096952
W-will tsla go up tomorrow?

>> No.17097017

>>17096932
Your return will be the same percentage as the full stock, right? You'll still realize the growth, the only real problem is that it's hard to make serious money without serious capital. TSLA could go up to $7000 and the 7 times X amount you profit will be barely anything. It's better than nothing, but it will take very long time to grown into a appreciable amount.

>> No.17097018

wait... damn Rush just got the medal from Melania... that's fucking awesome... I love it.

>> No.17097019

>>17097006
950 open 1000 lunch 1100 1 hour before close panic selling dropping it to 800, 1200 before weekend

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>>17096979
>fractional shares
>a factor in a market cap of over 100b

>> No.17097028

>>17096988
>QUICK
Nearly everyone that has bought TSLA puts so far has been burned. Are you willing to risk that when you're not even certain that this is the end of the upwards trend?

>> No.17097035

>>17097028
they look cheap as fuck now
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA/options?date=1584662400

>> No.17097048

>>17097019
Lol I'm screen capping this for posterity and to laugh at this anon.

>> No.17097055

>>17096998
I hope so baggie, then you won't need medication anymore.

>> No.17097062

>>17097018
B A S E D

What a night this is turning out to be

First the DNC caucus crapshoot and now a bigly speech!

>> No.17097090

:D

>> No.17097094

>>17097035
Literally no one knows what will happen tomorrow. I don't think there's ever been a more uncertain time in TSLA stock price history. If you're going to gamble, you should know full well that it's gambling and that no one here can help you decide if it's worth it.

>> No.17097111

>>17097090
:3

>> No.17097112

>>17097094
That said, my belief is that it will hit at least $1000 before a serious correction. That seems to be the price target of a lot of the bulls, and it's something to keep in mind.

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>futures

>> No.17097127

>tfw bewn getting JUSTed for a week straight

Make it stop already

>> No.17097132

>>17096981
Yeah, and it doesn't account for retard normies fomoing in for no reason. Well lesson learned, will never sell a call again

>> No.17097133

>>17097006
>>17097019
Unironically this. I watched huge volume sell orders get instantly bought up today. While I think Tesla has a lot of value long term, I think it is overvalued at the moment. That said, I’m confident it’ll breach 1k tomorrow.

I already closed all of my positions so I have no skin in the game but I wish you luck. Never risk more than you are willing to lose.

>> No.17097134

I think this is the great... I kinda knodded off for like 20 minutes or so, but this is the greatest thing since like.... when Abraham Lincoln divided the country till the point the whigs split.

>> No.17097143

wait... the whigs split ahead of lincoln... it gave him some grass roots and a place to fight.

>> No.17097144

who else /short TSLA/ here

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VXX is calling me

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check this ID

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How low will it go? I get upset when i see all of the /biz/ memes up 8% everyday and my shit goes the other way

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>>17097154
nice

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>>17097175
You shouldn't have turned your back on the memes, particularly TSLA.

>> No.17097199

>>17096646
Uh, that's gay.

>> No.17097217

buy spce

>> No.17097222

>>17096905
The rest of the world should be so lucky.

Next we’ll deregulate their countries, fuck their labor force, Middle class, and shareholders, all in the name of big bonuses and stock options for the ceos and board members.

>>17096975
Nope. GEX and DIX indicate a lack of safety.

>>17097154
Absafuckinglutely based.
Asstounding.

>> No.17097239

>>17097154
nice

>> No.17097267

State of the Union was dope.
Democrats left early and acted like disrespectful cunts, Republicans chanted "U.S.A." no less than twice and Trump showed everybody how he got his TV show.
Man's a real showman.

>> No.17097287

>>17097222
>DIX

>> No.17097293

>>17096809
I think like TR and SJM will be good. I also think PBJ in general will be going in the upwards direction

>> No.17097314

ass is disgusting... i prefer the missionary to keep that smell away from me... plus kissing while fucking is so much more intimate and enjoyable... you can synchronize your breathing and cock/pussy muscles together so much easier... it's way better sex that way.

>> No.17097325

>>17097217
It will short before the Q4 release and for good reason, they're still in research and development phase. Until they can prove market value it's just volatile speculation that's akin to piss in the wind.

>> No.17097338

>>17097314
Cringe. There's no smell if the person has good hygiene habits and has showered recently. Maybe you shouldn't be fucking $80 prostitutes on your coke binges.

>> No.17097339

>>17097314
>not fucking in the prone bone position while choking her.

NGMI

>> No.17097340

>>17097175
Dont buy any calls tommorrow and fuck me over dude

>> No.17097342

>>17097267
I liked so much of it, bringing juan guaido and making pelosi and the whole chamber get up and reject nicolas muduro.... it's like socialism doesn't work anywhere around the world.

>> No.17097354

>>17097340
Ill buy a bunch of puts then

>> No.17097378

>>17097338
no it's more like I bought this broad a drink and now she wants it doggy style.

>>17097339
actually I don't choke, but yeah there's the sideways stuff like under the covers, it's like a doggy style or prone bone, but well it's just sideways and very comfortable and she's tall enough so she can still tilt her head and kiss...

>> No.17097398

we did actually just do it doggy style though so we could both watch the state of the union... no lie

>> No.17097406

>>17097354
Thanks my guy, your takein one for the whole team. Your gunna make it with time.

>> No.17097419

im so sick of this shit.... why aren't we growing produce in buildings that are like the size of an apartment and then just selling it...

>> No.17097425

>>17097378
>no it's more like I bought this broad a drink and now she wants it doggy style.

>Fucking anyone outside a committed long term monogamous relationship.
Cool story, bro, but that's also cringy. This is why you never make any money trading, you're so impulsive and will jump at anything.

>> No.17097429

>>17097378
>she's tall enough
you're short enough...

>> No.17097431

i mean honestly it's bad for the climate, and i'm not doing it to be green, but i'm seeing green and real money in ventures like this.

>> No.17097446

>>17097425
after a dozen drinks sure. I've been involved in so much crazy shit... fuck man i don't like what i've become either. I still want more.

>> No.17097459

>>17097429
yeah you can look at it that way, but it's still what ever, perfect fit... and the asshole talking about making money trading and cringe stuff... basically why the fuck haven't you gone into some kinda venture capital pipe dream? Fuck it... ima start mine tomorrow.

>> No.17097474

>>17097419
Indoor vertical farming is a thing. I learned a lot about it when I was exclusively trading the dude weed during the '17 bull run. They do fancy stuff like soil-less growth via nutrient feed. Problem is it's a big up front cost, and big maintenance cost. Not suitable for areas that already have plenty of agriculture zoned land just outside the city.

>> No.17097481

Ford had a 1.7 Billion dollar loss for the quarter.

thats a big OOF

>> No.17097486

>>17097481
Good time for cheapies?

>> No.17097491

>>17097474
im talking 100 percent hydroponics and using robotic machinery... we get blown up on basically lighting and electricity. that's where our costs need to be stable, but what if we took a huge sunk cost and go geo-thermal.. built a power plant to support our crops...

>> No.17097506

>>17097486
Good time to go bankrupt

>> No.17097517

>>17097491
this is not a green new deal, but basically throw 15 million into the thing, and it's a business... it's fucking stupid, but it will last... obviously we blow money and overspend... we do more offerings, and blow and spend.... It's sustainable for a lifetime.. it's not helping the planet at all, but it's worth breaking a shovel over.

>> No.17097519

>>17097459
>basically why the fuck haven't you gone into some kinda venture capital pipe dream?
That doesn't appeal to me. I don't even want to work anywhere. I just want to make a sizeable amount of money and get out of the game to the point where I'm mostly holding ETFs. I've been either lucky or skillful this far, but I won't risk losing much on specific stocks if I don't have to.

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>>17097486
Company takes a multi billion buck loss on a quarter you probably don't wanna catch that knife for a little while. I mean, stupid shit happens like that where you get a massive short squeeze and it flies (look at you, PG&E), but it's super high risk.

>> No.17097529

>>17097486
i honestly was going to buy some ford stock if it dipped below $9 but now I dont have a clue where the bottom is. They announced that loss AH. I think it will dump more tomorrow. Im holding off. You do what you think is right.

>> No.17097534

>>17097519
how fucking dead inside are you... how old do you think you are.... those are the words of some one who's lost all ambition and fucking sucks.

>> No.17097540 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?8aTAPSh7QOw

>> No.17097553

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aTAPSh7QOw

>> No.17097556

>>17097540
duude it's dead link retard.... fucking post something that works next time. ok asshole

>> No.17097559

>>17097534
>those are the words of some one who's lost all ambition and fucking sucks.
I'm up over 300% in eight months, without even using options. How well have you done during that time period? I'm not looking for a rush, I'm not looking to gamble, otherwise I would go to a fucking casino. I'm looking to make money as efficiently as possible, that is what separates me from you.

>> No.17097569

>>17097553
Cringe

>> No.17097575

>>17097553
i didn't laugh, but that was priceless.

>> No.17097621

>>17097575
Baggie do you think you will ever find love?

>> No.17097629

>>17097621
>Baggie do you think you will ever find love?
Do you think he will ever be profitable?
The answer to both these questions is no.

>> No.17097631

>>17097559
Well I guess I have to be honest... I haven't done cocaine in over 3 years... and I'm doing quite fine my self too.. 300% isn't that something i posted a week ago... or was it 250% who cares... I'm so fucking great full and happy for my president and happy you're getting bye ok. I do have to tell you I want more, and losing a grand a week isn't that much to me because it's the stuff i stash away... I can blow you away with my 1.4 million dollar account, but I literally don't see what that proves. Just be happy and sit on a pile, gamble what ever you want, and keep a nice net.

>> No.17097643

>>17097621
I've found love.

>> No.17097645

Medical conferences need to be a daily thing, since RSVPing to one seems to be all it takes to make my meme bio penny stocks to jump 20%

>> No.17097721

>>17097631
>I'm doing quite fine my self too.. 300% isn't that something i posted a week ago
Your entire portfolio isn't up 300% in less than a year. You probably have barely anything in your account, based on the size of the trades you posted. You may have other money coming in or in the investment account that you don't manage, but everything is wasted because in all honestly, you're retarded and you don't understand what you are doing. You do barely any research and impulsively jump into trades you have no idea about.

Just own the fact that you're a gambler and it gives you a rush, that's why you do it. If you have "14 million dollars" and you're getting excited about a 1k TSLA put, the only reason behind it is that you enjoy gambling. That's fine, if you own it, but you're taking money away from other people's pocket with your shitposting. Anyone who listened to you on TSLA has lost thousands of dollars. For them, it isn't a joke. Some of them cannot afford to be wrong like you can and you should have the decently to shut the fuck up with your worthless opinions.

>> No.17097741

>>17097721
I have over a million dollars in stuff that's liquid like stocks I can sell tomorrow... You're fucking barking at the wrong dude.

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>>17097741
>You're fucking barking at the wrong dude.

>> No.17097763

>>17097721
I try to find scratch off tickets that cost more than than a hundred bucks... Who gives a fuck what I get excited about?

>> No.17097798

>>17097741
> have over a million dollars in stuff that's liquid like stocks I can sell tomorrow
What's your point? You didn't make that money trading, especially with your bullshit options that rarely turn out. Why should anyone here take you seriously when your constantly wrong about everything yet you're here the next day trying to talk other people into bad trades without doing any research on them at all? Are you going to pay for their losses with your 14 million or just go on another coke binge and do the same thing over again?
>>17097763
There's a difference between buying lottery tickets and telling people to buy lottery tickets because you're some loser who wants other people to enable his gambling. Just have a disclaimer on all your posts that says "Im a huge fucking retard and no one here should take even a single word I say seriously". If you do that, I'll stop roasting you and the other worthless Tripfags in every thread.

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>>17097763
>Who gives a fuck what I get excited about?
Hopefully the love of your life

Speaking of gambling, are there ETFs for pennystocks?

>> No.17097824

>>17097798
Shut the fuck up. So I get it you're pissed off because you're a liberal... I get it. You're one of those bleeding heart liberals that needs to feel the burn.

>> No.17097833

>>17097809
>Hopefully the love of your life
Don't worry, she'll divorce him and be out the door if his net worth drops even half. Maybe that is the reason why he never risks real money with options.

>> No.17097836

>>17097809
not many... the last one was like an otc bullshit run by something.... like the OTC etf it's not a great thing to buy.. just buy the fucking penny stocks.

>> No.17097845

>>17097833
fuck you asshole!

>> No.17097846

>>17097481
Oooooh boy. I wonder if there’s time to buy puts/short at the open. I haven’t done any daytrades lately.

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>>17097836
I can't read you posts that have several ...'s in them, some boomer tier typing right there. Please reformat

Thank you for attempting to answer my question tho

>> No.17097853

If TSLA doesn't reverse tomorrow, I genuinely think SEC will implement new rules that prevent the feedback loop of options contracts from retail investors buying calls and call writers hedging their risks by buying the underlying stock

>> No.17097854

>>17097267
Bro... do you not remember the “YOU LIE” Obama speech?

We’re lucky shits not like the parliament UK cunts

>> No.17097861

>>17097851
fuck you too asshole! fuck you all I'm out of here.

>> No.17097864

>>17097314
yeah.. I don't care for doggy either.. my dick curves up and chicks love it cause it hits their g spot just right.. also like the breathing in ears.... another position i like is them on their side so i can grab their tits and ass nicely... once in awhile like if i'm fucking out in a public space though i'll do doggy..

>>17097486
>>17097481
complete over reaction. Buy it under $8.. collect divis and sell calls.. I have a portfolio thats all blue chips that my positions all have over 5% divi and I just sell calls on them once in awhile.. MO better go to fucking $30

>> No.17097868

>>17097824
>So I get it you're pissed off because you're a liberal.
Uh, retard, I'm extremely conservative. No one cares about your stupid take on politics to get upset about it. While I'm on it, no one cares about your blogs either. Did that 14 million you have not buy you any real friends so you had to come here for hours each day and tell us your life story?

>> No.17097875

Ah,
To be young again
Spring is in the air and /smg/ is in full bloom
Full of those romantic, adventurous fantasies that all young men must feel

>> No.17097881

>>17097851
i can't read (you) posts that blah... blah... blah...
i also say Tho like a fucking moron.

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>>17096052
https://youtu.be/BXMA4xOS5BY

>> No.17097911

>>17097853
no no no no no.... no... no.. we can't let that happen

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>>17097861
>fuck you all I'm out of here.

>Posts again

>> No.17097920

>>17097293
Thanks for the picks! I could see good things for sjm. Don’t know how hard coffee prices will hit them, need to do some research.

TR looks like it could be a good buy and hold. Gotta look into their whole product lines and how sugar costs impact them.

>> No.17097934

>>17097559
Prove it

>> No.17097937

>>17097868
don't you understand I was trying to piss you off? fucking so smart and eats bait... are you that fucking mad?

>>17097864
dude i like to flex my dick in the pussy, but doing the doggy its, literally the most disgusting and boring position....

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>>17097937
>don't you understand I was trying to piss you off?

>> No.17097946

>>17097287
>he doesn’t monitor the activity of darkpools

>> No.17097966

i want to remind you all to pray for Rush. I'm getting called to bed.

>4 more years of Trump

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You are all under arrest for arguing and talking about roasties

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>>17097966
night babe, we'll dance again real soon.

>>17097975

I'm done now

>> No.17097992

>>17097937
Very cute projection but I'm not the faggot threatening to take his toys and go home because someone insulted him. What a surprise, you're still here, as always.

Do you mean to tell us you have 1.4 million dollars yet you don't do anything all day besides spend hours posting here about shit no one cares about and have sex with your bottom of the barrel chink girlfriend? I think you would have been cooler if you were still doing coke, at least then you wouldn't be both stupid and completely uninteresting in every regard.

>> No.17098004

>>17097992
He's literally a NEET autists LARPing from his moms basement

>> No.17098045

>>17097992
Martin shkreli had lots of money and literrally just sat in his room all day playing guitar and chess....... money isn't everything anon... even if you're extremely rich.. you'll probably be doing the same shit you're doing right now.. because you enjoy it.

>> No.17098076

>>17098004
Yeah, that wouldn't surprise me. Most of the Tripfags are constantly lying through their teeth to get more attention. LCIguy claims that he is loaded as well, but then has also said that he works as a handyman, is going to school, but owns numerous businesses and real estate on top of it. They're so rich that they have to spend hours shilling meme stocks here.

>> No.17098116

>>17098076
is a million dollars considered loaded to you?

>> No.17098149

>>17098116
Sure. Are you going to post evidence of the money your parents gave you?

>> No.17098169

>>17098076
Ever notice how similiar LCIguys & BAGGIES larps are? Its almost like they're the same person...

>> No.17098208

>>17098149
my money wasn't given to me by my parents you salty fuck.. and I don't sit around every day putting a value on my rental properties

>>17098169
I'm not baggie.... if you weren't such a newfag maybe you'd remember that we actually had pictures of ourselves up here.........................

>> No.17098215

>>17097853
100% agree, anything that retail investors do to make money is just too risky for the retail investor. Just put 10% of your wagies in 1 fund for 40 years, and you'll have enough to die with goy

>> No.17098233

>>17098149
He'll never post proof of anything he says. Literally the Craig Wright of /smg/, except Craig actually has money

>> No.17098234

>>17097853
Yeah imagine anybody anywhere being allowed to do anything. I mean, dudebro..

>> No.17098248

>>17096349
u have like 20 diff 1$ wide verticals?

>> No.17098278

>>17098233
the cool thing about having money.. is that it doesn't matter if a poor fag like you believes me or not.. like really does not even matter.. i'll still have money and you won't...

>> No.17098282

>>17098169
I never actually believed much in that until now. It's a very uncanny personality and typing style they share. They keep randomly bringing up various political views for no reason. They both type like retards. They both had TSLA puts. Both get tremendously mad if you question anything about them. They both claim to have a bunch of money yet never prove it and only make relatively small trades. Still, it's possible that's just the type of personality that tripfagging attracts, someone who would keep coming to a place where everyone hates them. There seems to be a few subtle differences between them.
>>17098208
So you're not going to post any evidence? How have you made this money? You're a student in your early 20s. Being a handyman doesn't give you a million dollars to buy real estate with. Not even high end contracts would be able to make that much in a short period of time.

Post proof. Fabricate a bank statement if you have to.

>> No.17098292

>>17098278
>i can only be a big shot by live action role playing to anonymous strangers on the internet
Sad

>> No.17098293

>>17098278
yeah bro, I'm totally a millionaire 2 to but I won't prove it and I'll just sit around all day claiming i'm rich instead... while trying to make $2000 off my meme stock... if only these bitches got good like us...

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please stop replying to the trip homos

>> No.17098300

>>17096988
Dont do it.

>> No.17098316

>>17098297
Can't you see how much we've decreased Tripfag activity in the last week? We're doing /smg/ a service by constantly upsetting them.

>> No.17098319

>>17096952
Based and BVLLPILLED

>> No.17098323

>>17098282
once again.. if you weren't such a newfag you'd probably know that I was taken out of school at 16 to work construction with all the mexicans.. I would wake up between 5-6am and then go work out in the heat all day and then come home around 5-6 pm.. I missed a lot of normal high school and teenage things because of it.. but I'm well off now compared to my peers.. I didn't start going back to school until I was like 23 after I already had houses....... seriously man.. i really don't give a shit if you believe me or not.. just because you went to high school and got out and went straight to college or whatever.. doesn't mean everyone else did....

Also the rentals I bought were super cheap and beat up but I knew how to fix them up because at the time all I knew was construction.. and I had a lot of money saved up because I didn't pay rent.. i only had to pay for things like food and clothes............... hate me all you want.... i dont care.. like i said.. i'll still wake up tomorrow with money and you'll still be a poorfag

>> No.17098342

>>17098323
>long-winded run-on life-story paragraph trying to convince us
>"i dont care if you believe me"
Ok autismo

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will bears make it? Is this the one?

>> No.17098361

>>17098342
ok retard.

I'm not in the stock market to flaunt money.. If thats what you're in it for.. well then good for you.. i'm not... i prefer to not show anyone I have money... Most the time I wear a $3 black shaka shirt and levis..if you saw me on the street you'd think I'm poor.. and thats just how I like it.

>> No.17098379

the high IQ shitposting in these generals is getting to be too much for me. I can't keep up with it. It's on some alternate dimensional plane of shitposting.

>> No.17098382

>>17098323
I used to be a contractor who worked on high end projects. No one I know was able to bank a million dollars in 7 years, including those who flipped houses on the side. That's 143k a year without including any taxes or living expenses and you're not even a contractor, you're an unskilled handy man working with Mexicans... If you're going to lie, at least make it believable. >>17098361
>I'm not in the stock market to flaunt money.
>you're still be a poorfag lmao

Alright, I had enough of Tripfags for one night. Why don't you have an imaginary conversation with me instead? Bring Baggie too. It goes well with your imaginary bank account.

>> No.17098399

>>17098358
Ain’t the cycle: beartrap->bulltrap->market moves continues to rally?
Looks like my vxx hedge might’ve been a good idea.
>>17096952
God fucking damn it. I need a nice entry point on SCHX and EWJ.
(Also NVDA AMD MRVL CSCO MA LMT LHX SNE and megacap tech)
I’m not even a bear my cash position is just too damn big and I like to buy deep red, never bright green.

>> No.17098404

>>17098382
When you have close to no expenses and buy properties for 35k fix them up and let inflation take course they are now worth around 200k... meanwhile the whole time collecting rent while working while not having many expenses... it grows pretty quick... you seriously have no clue what you are talking about.. you're just salty as fuck... i lived it.. i know how it has played out so far... just because you know one or two guys that couldn't do it doesn't mean it's not possible..... fucking hell.. theres a lot of doctors I do work for and they are constantly struggling with money because they over extend their spending......................seriously retard.. if you don't want me to continue telling you truth then stop replying to me.

>> No.17098415

>>17098404
*autistic screeching*

>> No.17098419

>>17098382
>It goes well with your imaginary bank account.
also.. most the time.. my bank account has less than 10k in it.............

>> No.17098422

>>17098404
Theres no way this clown is older than 12 years old

>> No.17098444

>>17098415
I'm telling you how i did it over time... it's a true story... believe it or not.. but really.. it is possible.. very very possible...

Also the last house I bought was around 2009-2010 and I was out of work for about 6 months.. I had no money left in my account and had to borrow money to fix a heater because in california you have to supply heat... to top it off my dad lost his house and my sister and I had 1 month to find somewhere to live.. we moved into a place that the guy rented to us illegally.. he didn't even own the house.. I ended up moving with my mom.. it was tough.. I had 3 houses.. but broke and basically homeless.............. the people that know me in real life know this story.. it was hard then but good to look back on now i guess.. the risk I took and in the long run... it played out.... it wasn't just a cake walk

>> No.17098451

>>17098422
dunno, lots of people got rich in cali on any housing play they made. Lots broke too

>> No.17098468

>>17098422
He's done a lot of damage to his brain and nervous system over the past decade or so. He really does believe the things that he's saying.

Please stop replying to him
No matter what, he won't leave here.
We've been ignoring him rather successfully for over a year now...

>> No.17098479

>>17098451
No one in California has ever made $10 an hour as a construction helper alongside Mexicans, saved 35k for a house, sold it for 200k and then did that five times during seven years, even if you think you can flip a house for that much because of "inflation". A child could have came up with a more convincing story.

>> No.17098496

>>17098451
exactly.. and my mom is a real estate agent and really helped me good some good deals since she knows other real estate agents. I've never sold, i just hold

>>17098479
LMAO!!!!! dude you have no clue how construction works then.... theres a difference between hourly and piece work.. I've mad over a thousand a day easy in construction by doing piece work..... again.. you have no clue what you are talking and it shows by that very fucking post lol... wow.. way to show that you are fucking clueless....

ALSO NEVER EVER SAID I SOLD YOU MORON!!! holy fuck you're stupid.. this whole post of yours just shows you're stupid... like really... really.. fucking stupid

>> No.17098505

>>17096596
apple stock went up 700 billion dollars in 1 year... meanwhile 70b rise from tesla is somehow shocking

>> No.17098509
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I can’t buy Tesla puts because absolutely no one is selling put options. The spread for otm puts are 6 dollars or more. There is no volume and there is no one selling or buying. Its just a spread that is so far apart theres not even a single sale and the bots don’t care


You can’t even buy puts on Tesla its just not possibe

>> No.17098521

>>17098496
Quickly:
Construction helpers get paid by the hour at a very low rate. It would have taken you years to get bank 35k before they would even pay you a higher wage.

Three houses at $200,000 a piece is $600,000. Where is the other $400,000? Make something up.

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>>17098509
Another example you have options farther out of the money more than two HUNDRED dollars more than those same options but further in the money. The spread is insane and nonsnesical. You can’t buy puts to hedge because the spread is 600 dollars between bid and ask in nearly every case and no one is asking in the middle

>> No.17098573

>>17098521
I have a business that deals with debt... again.. if you weren't a newfag you would know this...................................................... holy fuck man.. why are you so fucking salty??????? like really man.. fuck..

I got into the debt business because at the timeI knew a guy that knew a guy and told him I wanted to get into it.. kept bugging him for like a year.. finally he called me saying he'll teach me.. at the time I had around 10-20k to play with and i was looking at condos in vegas because at the time that is what they were going for and all i knew was housing.. but this debt thing came around and boom... I bought my first note for 30k at increments at 10k.. turned it into 60k in about 3 months.. and it just snowballed from there... one of the best decisions in my life was to pick the debt business over the condos in vegas...

>> No.17098581

Today was a good day :)

What are you guys excited for tomorrow?

>> No.17098585

>>17098573
>>17098521
also.. that 200k house is just one.. I have others... it was just an example on 1... but i'll never sell them and i'll never pull equity out.. see no reason to... I'm not interested in real estate as much as I was when I was younger.. at the time it was all I knew so thats why I went that route....

I'm telling you how i did it.. if you don't believe me.. fine... i don't care.. like I said.. i'll wake up tomorrow and still have money and you'll still be a poorfag

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>>17098505
>meanwhile 70b rise from tesla is somehow shocking
It still is considering how quickly Tesla has pushed in to the sector. I mean we're talking about automotive sector here. New companies actually managing to make meaningful advancement in the market is very rare.

>> No.17098602

>>17098573
You make the mistake of thinking anyone cares enough about your made up stories to keep track any your claims.

>> No.17098608

>>17098581
It'd be nice to see a second day of green out of nat gas.

>> No.17098625

>>17098602
well people keep going on about it right..................???? I didn't bring it up... think about that for a sec........

>> No.17098645

>>17098602
it's pretty fun to keep track of his stock picks. One of his favorites just reported today! Ford! Let's see if the afterhours move was an over reaction or... If it's another stinker like Macy's, HMNY, Big Five, Gamestop, Tailored Brands, and that shitty generic pharma dumpster fire... I can't remember the others. The guy has the touch of death and then tells you it's all okay because of covered calls!

>>17098608
Pray with me. I went in big today, and rolled my calls into shares! They can't keep shorting this thing into the ground, they have to cover at some point, right? And these new natgas ships seem to be all the hype.

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>>17098645
>They can't keep shorting this thing into the ground, they have to cover at some point, right?
Nat gas moves like forex in this regard. You never know. However extended stays below $2 are pretty rare. The main thing to trade it successfully is to scale out on gains. Don't wait for some kind of ideal time to sell your whole position.

>> No.17098672

>>17098597
netflix did 100 billion run in 6 months 2018
tesla did 100 billion in 4 months
meanwhile... microsoft up 550 billion YoY

>> No.17098709

>>17098645
I'm not in Macy's, I am not in HMNY, I Am not in TLRD, I am not in Big Five

Yes I am in Ford and will continue to add and sell calls.. I don't see it going anywhere anytime soon. I like the dividend and that it's such a turd that I feel confident in selling calls because they have a huge float. I am in GME because of the share structure, have already made a good amount swinging it and selling calls.. and yes I'm very heavy in LCI because I see the company improving over the course of the next year.. if you don't think I hedge my trades in some way then you must be new

LCI to $60

>> No.17098719

>>17098509
You can't buy TSLA puts cuz nobody wants to do business with faggot bears

>> No.17098733

>>17098645
>The guy has the touch of death and then tells you it's all okay because of covered calls!
Kek, he makes so much money with stocks that lose money, imagine what he could do if he found a profitable one. We have a future billionaire on our hands. He could have picked a life of flipping houses or debt for millions, I'm honored that he decided to instead spend all day telling us to buy LCI.

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Pic related can produce up to 8 gallons of milk a day. Thats enough to make 6.4 lbs. of cheez (from 64 lbs. of milk).

But it also produces 82 pounds of shit a day. If you didn't remove the shit from its 1/8 acre, 75 foot by 75 foot enclosure, at the end of the year you'd have 29,930 pounds of shit on that 5445 sq. foot space, or about 5.4 pounds of shit per square foot.

Something to really think about.

>> No.17098742

I have GILD 68.5 calls for 2/7

Hope tomorrow is a good day too

>> No.17098753

>>17098538
makes sense, who would sell puts?

>> No.17098758

>>17098738
Only 8 gallons? I've seen human girls who can make 2. Step up, bovines.

>> No.17098765

>>17098733
>He could have picked a life of flipping houses
I don't really believe in flipping houses...... Real estate is a buy and hold for life time in my opinion... i suggest you go flip a house... just wait and see how many people have their hands out.... oh wait.. you probably won't get to that point because you're a poorfag and always will be with your shit attitude.

>> No.17098768

So stock market is stable lads, even Asia untill something actually proper happens in china rather than chinks sneezing each other

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>>17098670
Not sure what you mean by it being like forex. Because it can't go to zero and there's no real need to cover? Because it's controlled less by short ratio and more by moves in macroeconomics?

It's good advice though, thanks.

>>17098733
Seriously please stop @ing him.
I have to remind myself sometimes, but it's absolutely pointless and just feeds the cycle. He'll just lie and if you prove him wrong in the archive, he'll sidestep it by calling you names for checking the archive, moving the goalposts, changing the topic, etc. etc.

You can't win with the mentally ill. Do you try and reason with a man raving on the streetcorner?

>>17098758
based
>tfwno hucow gf

>> No.17098771

Real estate scares me. Some Jewish fellow told me he makes a ton of money flipping houses, and I might just have enough principle to start with, but... Isn't it a liability or at best depreciating asset with all the maintenance and physical concerns? And didn't it shit the bed in '08?

>> No.17098785

>>17098738
>82 pounds of shit a day
What is your source for this? I usually have a hard time hitting 20 pounds per day, 80 is unthinkable
Also remember that cow shits are more or less wet digested grass. They dry out to 1/4 the weight within a day or so

>> No.17098811

>>17098738
>But it also produces 82 pounds of shit a day
What the hell. They're like 1500 pounds. That's the equivalent to a 200 pound adult man producing 12 pounds of shit a day.
>>17098769
>Seriously please stop @ing him.
I'll have to go back to the drawing board and come up with a better way to get him to leave because what I have been doing hasn't worked. We got Baggie to stop using his trip the other day after we voted on Tripfags, but LCIguy posting drew him back into it. We were so close to peace.

>> No.17098817

>>17098811
You didn't change anything, just kind of ruined the weekend threads. When children try to irritate you, and you let them know it works, they're going to do it more.

Just ignore them until you can find baggie funny, then you might enjoy his rants. He's not out to scam anyone so who gives a fuck.

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>>17098811
they can eat 100lbs of grass a day or 35 lbs of hay

>> No.17098851

>>17098771
yes. huge liablitiy and not a lot of liquidity depending on the property and area. Plus you have property taxes and insurance and maintenance.. It's really not as gravy as people think unless you have A LOT of capital and can get things done very fast and cheap.

If interested I'd suggest looking in your area and at what prices of houses are going for calculate your mortgage then calculate any potential mainence fees (probably around avg $100 a month).. insurance.. water and trash if you have to pay that.. and you end up with around 5-10% interest... then you have the risk of some asshole sueing you.. then you don't have the liquidity you would have in stocks.. If you go to sell you could be sitting on it for months..

Compare that with stocks and you can find pretty good companies with around 5% divi that you can sell covered calls on for extra income and then most these stocks are pretty liquid to where if you need to get out quickly you can........ As good as real estate sounds.. unless you know how to do the work on your properties prepare to be scraping by... UNLESS you own a shit load of properties to increase volume..

You don't have to believe me but i've been a landlord for 9-10 years and have seen some shit not just from me but also fellow landlords. .. been in stocks for a lil over 6 years? and it's much funner and safer imo if you have sort of idea of what you are doing.

and to the flipping houses.. the chances of finding deals is hard.. as soon as a good deal comes on the market people bid it for more than the asking price and will straight squeeze you out because they are well established and have resources... best way to get involved if interested is to make friends with real estate agents.. lots of them.. and other investors that are interested to go in with you on a deal to spread the risk... again.. you don't have to believe me.. but i've been in housing for a very long time.. my family on both sides are landlords

>> No.17098858

>>17098811
i was out living my life. I won't stop posting with my trip you fucking cry baby

>> No.17098862

>>17098785
>I usually have a hard time hitting 20 pounds per day
Nice. My average is only 5 pounds per day, but I've been including more dense foods to try to get that number up and I also wait until the end of the day to weigh it so I have the maximum amount of time to build them up.
>>17098817
>You didn't change anything
Tripfag activity is significantly down. Even today I got Baggie to stop posting.
>He's not out to scam anyone so who gives a fuck.
Even if its unintentional, his shit posting has cost impressionable stock noobs money. It's partly their own fault, but we require people to point out that Tripfags are retarded otherwise they may come off with some authority. Plus I find it enjoyable.

>> No.17098863
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I will not remove my trip. I have a trip for a reason. I have picked a stock and I am confident about it and I stand firmly behind it. I will not go and shill some stock just to cowar away like some of these Anonymous posters.

These Anonymous posters are against you!! They want you to lose money. Not me, I want everyone to make money and I will not back down because a bunch of Anonymous shit posters are crying like little girls about a trip that is there for an extremely obvious reason.

So cry all you want and fill the fucking thread about how much you hate tripfags.. I'm not fucking leaving so your shit posting is doing nothing at all!!!

LCI to $60!!!

>> No.17098871

we could be seeing very big changes within mainland china, the sentiment within china right now is really bad compared to previous outbreaks.
hopefully TSLA goes to the moon before shit happens.

>> No.17098873

>>17098862
>Plus I find it enjoyable.
yeah well you're wasting your time trying to get me to remove my trip. I won't. so keep crying moron.

>> No.17098882

>bears still on KMS watch

>> No.17098901

>>17098873
I'm not just trying to get you to remove your trip, I'm trying to get you to stop posting. You're actually emotional about it, you have dozens of posts each day ranting about trips and trying to defend yourself, which only makes more people dislike you. You're visibly upset at this point and it's fucking hilarious.

Go write me another wall of text and put some effort into. How are you going to claim you're a student when you can't even write a sentence without violating the basic rules of punctuation? Give me an essay on it.

>> No.17098947

>>17098823
12,775 pounds of hay, a 1,200-pound round bale is now $35.30, so 10.6 bales is about $375. Not bad I guess. But in the apocalyptic scenario maybe not too available. Now your cow is hungry and stops producing milk. What do?

>>17098785
Even at that rate assuming no additional moisture gained or lost you've still got over a pound of shit per square foot. That nitrogen & e.coli is going to be highly mobile in a rain event. Your day begins, you spend about 10 minutes to get 2.5 gallons, which you will repeat 4x a day. You'll spend 15 minutes picking up valuable manure at the beginning and end. You'll be topping up the hay. Maybe 1-1.5 hours of labor a day. Not bad at all.

>> No.17098949

>>17098901
>you have dozens of posts each day ranting about trips
i believe thats you......

>>17098901
>You're visibly upset at this point and it's fucking hilarious.
i'm really not... i think you're very fucking stupid thinking I give a fuck what a poorfag like you thinks

just keep replying retard.. shit up the thread.. i'm going to sleep though I got shit to do in the AM

>> No.17098958

>Futures red
Not good.

>> No.17098962

>>17096861
why?

>> No.17098968

>Buy Nikkei Calls for cheap
>Keep me afloat even with my failed SNAP calls from yesterday
Arrigato gosaimasu you Jap bitches

>> No.17098974

>>17098949
>Poorfag
No no no, I'm a billionaire, I just won't post my account balance and instead I will spend hours creating elaborate stories about how I made the money that don't even make sense. Of course this is in between the hours I spend shilling my meme stock for a .02 gain when someone here buys it. You know, that's what us rich people do.

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>>17098958
No, very good.

>> No.17099002

>>17098974
ok

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>>17098863
>I have picked a stock and I am confident about it and I stand firmly behind it.
Someday a new bag will be added. Mid-teens, big5. Mid-teens.

>> No.17099268

>>17098958
meh

>> No.17099269

>>17096884
Is the call covered?

>> No.17099345

If I wanted something low risk to dump a portion of my savings into what would you suggest? A mutual fund?
Talk to me like I'm a retarded child

>> No.17099378

>>17099345
Treasury

or if you want to be really safe, weapons, ammo, training, food, water, generator, fuel, etc.

>> No.17099436

Wew, literally went from $750 to $13,000 since Thursday. All started with buying an AMZN call before earninga, loading thay into TSLA by Friday, waking up with even more on Monday, selling it off only to buy back in immediately, then diversifying on tueaday.

Never made such an insane gain so fast. Now time to take half and buy some boomer divi stocks.

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>futures

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>>17099462

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>>17099462
Yeah. The uncertainty is there but asia hanging on is keeping the works afloat for now.

>> No.17099502

NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW

>>17099497

>>17099497

>>17099497

>>17099497

>>17099497
>>17099497

>> No.17099585

>>17097853
Fuck SEC niggers.