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>> No.17090390

First for fuck chinks and their fud.

>> No.17090392
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>> No.17090403

Reminder, TSLA bulls are selling, pile up your shorts.

>> No.17090406
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ONTXbros I summon you!

>> No.17090408
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Fuck I have been doing this for a year and still don't know what I'm doing I just always make bad picks and hold them to zero

>> No.17090409

If I hold Tesla for one more day, it'll go to 1000 right?

>> No.17090410

that's what she told at the top

>> No.17090419
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wanna know what's up more than TSLA today?

If you guessed "Dean Foods" you'd be right

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Reminder, all Tripfags are retarded and you should filter them.

>> No.17090424
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SALT starts a steady climb up after today right?

>> No.17090426

So like I was telling you guys, ONTX and GALT will be presenting on the 10th & 11th. Don't sell, hold until then. If anything, you should be buying the dips.

>> No.17090429
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Should I buy UBER?

>> No.17090431
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>china index going up swiftly
>BABA starting to moon
>tencent will blow up again tomorrow

feels good. fuck you chink virus.

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>> No.17090437

Alright Mr. Meme Man.
How much ONTX should I buy?

>> No.17090438

GOD, I want to suck on her tits so bad.

>> No.17090441

again? It's a shit company with shit fundamentals, but DYOR

>> No.17090452

You're based af. I bought yesterday because of your post and I'm rolling in green already. Thank you.

>> No.17090456
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club on

>> No.17090460

TSLA's a scam, right?

>> No.17090461
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>tfw wish I knew what the fuck I was doing
>tfw trading mainly $10 or less stocks and buying dividend paying stocks
I missed the ride

>> No.17090466
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Pray for me

>> No.17090474
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Reporting in desu

>> No.17090485

Coronavius is cancelled according to the prices of the airlines stocks boys. Nows the time to get in.. United, Air Canada, ZNH, etc.. ZNH looking at a slightly higher distance back to normal price and United and Air Canada u still got like 15% until before the crisis started.

Yesterday technically wouldve been the best day to get in but today is a good second best.

>> No.17090486
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Payday (roomba)

>> No.17090487
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This is how we learn friend

this gives me anxiety

>> No.17090496
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>he fell for the coronavirus recession yield curve inversion impeachment meme

>> No.17090513
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when do i get my gf

>> No.17090518

That's Michael Jackson, son. Look at the face. You dun got trolled, kek.

>> No.17090521

Tesla is going straight to 1500, fact!

>> No.17090522
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Speaking of learning does anyone know how I would research a stock like UMC, earnings tomorrow and they sell semiconductors

>> No.17090525

'ronavirus second wave of "unsteadiness" is possible late this week or early next week.
not certain or uncertain, but careful about diving back into airlines

wait hol up
we're loading up for the road back to 55+ right?
or did you sell?

>> No.17090533

based thot poster

>> No.17090538

Are you talking about IRBT? Whens the new rumba coming out?

>> No.17090541

I just put like $5,000 into SOXL after selling off NLTX .. I made like 30% on the way up(it went up like 120% or more) with NLTX but then I got stuck in at the top then it dropped down like another 30%. Now is he time to stsrt following NLTX because it's reached it's ceiling and it's probably going to go down 30% again before coming back up

>> No.17090545
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we're in the golden bull, the ride never ends

>> No.17090550

Had to wait liek a month and ahalf for this and only got like a $300 gain

>> No.17090554

>TSLA is a bubble. I'm going to get puts and make a killing lmao


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>> No.17090561

good luck

>> No.17090563
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someone post the thotindex, summer is near.

>> No.17090569
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This. Fuck rationality we live in a clown cartoon world anyway.

>> No.17090581
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I got 50 extra bucks. What's the smartest play I can make with this nigger tier investment amount?

>> No.17090586

>in tsla at $40, failed to make any life-changing money
>in amd at $2, failed to make any life-changing money


>> No.17090591


Then again they'll probably only go up like 2-3% a day from here but still

>> No.17090601

Ontx or snss.

>> No.17090607

It's ok anon there will come more. Just keep trying and you will make it. We all make it if we just keep learning and trying.

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>> No.17090610

You can buy a single share of Air Canada and get 15% gains in short order form the KungFlu dip recovery..

>> No.17090612
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sold, I wanted my payday. kind of regret it, so Ill buy back in
No official release date, should be any month now

>> No.17090614

Where can I short this in europe?

>> No.17090617

I know that feel with stonks as well as crypto friend. Can't make life changing money with only a couple thousand dollars. Then the problem is that we're running out of things to make life changing money with while we try to make enough money to change our lives.

>> No.17090618

25.1m volume in ontx already

>> No.17090625

because your chasing short term profit instead of buying it and understand what the company is trying to do and the value proposition with it.

>> No.17090631

That sucks bro

>> No.17090634

levered funds are a long term investment
QLD is almost 10x its 2007 high

>> No.17090646

Sold it yesterday. Even if I would sell now at .41 I would not have broken even with this.
I suspect it will again drop back to .40 later

>> No.17090649

fucking zoomers and their instant gratification requirements

>> No.17090653

i hope so man... that's like 6-7 years of my life


not really, i just held like a dumbfuck and still am just so fucking painful


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>> No.17090673

I almost tripled down on BGS but then I said "nah"
BGS back under 1B capp, she is making a new low. I wonder who is selling.

Bought some IRBT and ARKG right at the open, and some GALT, nothing more

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Ok fuckbutts. I bought a retarded UAL call so hopefully these chinks stop dyin' and start flyin'

>> No.17090710

It's over, even the gook airlines are going up now(ZNH)

>> No.17090711

GME might be bouncing up here to 5.50 soon...

>> No.17090712
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Oh yeah, and FUCK XOM absoluite Trash Stock
Youre cool though CVX, but barely
Its Food February, get ready for Cagny and more fun

>> No.17090719

whatever you do don't FOMO into Tesla

>> No.17090724

I wouldn't suggest buying ONTX this high, because you never know which way it goes. While it could go up, there is the possibility of it going down. The time to buy was on the dips it has been doing this past week. Right now GALT is the better buy because it is still in the dip.

>> No.17090728

>Bamike Ogunrinu
Oh, shit! When is this on? I gotta tune in for sure, lol.

>> No.17090732

Is this all the corona virus gunna bring the market down?


>> No.17090735

>Buy Yang and Chad yesterday
>China buys up markets
>Sell at European opening
>Make 0 losses because the drops had not yet been accounted for by the market
Nothing personel, whoever bought this shit

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I sure am glad that I own TGTX!

>> No.17090743

Are you guys buying stocks or working on those stupid trading websites

>> No.17090744

All in on snss then all in on abeo

>> No.17090753

I remember buying CAG last year around this time under 22
I also remember buying BGS way too high in late Q1 or so because someone was on here talking about it...

XOMMY she tempts me, but I must be cautious about the fossil fuels these days

>> No.17090756

Did GALT have a good quarter or anything?

>> No.17090762

NLTX went up 60% since that previous dip that it had back a month or however long ago.. Get ready for the next NLTX dip in like.. 10-20 days

Also, right now might be a good time to buy MTNB

>> No.17090775

this is the only stupid trading website that I work on sir
please do the needful and buy a 4chan pass sir

nice pit
you're posting cuter pictures this week I like it better than some of the sultry/thot stuff that you used to post last year

>> No.17090778

>i hope so man... that's like 6-7 years of my life
Life is long and trust me the future has infinite possibilities when it comes to growth. Just learn to keep your cool when investing or trading and control your emotions.

>> No.17090779

>10-20 days
In 10-20Days is when I think it'll be at the bottom of the dip that you can buy.. I';ll keep u faggits posted

>> No.17090781

I'm I retarded if I buy TSLA puts for 635

>> No.17090786

God I hope so before everyone dumps that shit

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>> No.17090805

Ive had BGS since 28 and averaged down to 21, but everytime that Fat Dividend comes in its like speedball directly to the femoral vein oooh yeah

>> No.17090810

I bought a tiny batch.
IV is fugly but I don't think it will go down much.
Gex is too damn high though and no one knows when tesla's gonna stop being retarded. Maybe.

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IRBT has a forward pe of $55. Isnt that bad?

>> No.17090818

They are presenting the same day as ONTX.

>> No.17090821

Yeah like I could afford that.

>> No.17090836

So lads the markers are back and even Asia looks steady. Was the flu a meme

>> No.17090837

If digits, Tesla will dump hard and fast next week.

>> No.17090841

how much do they cost?
(TSLA puts are absurdly expensive in general, and especially right now because of the high IV)
(we have a poster here who really likes to make options "plays" on whatever the highest volatility meme of the day is... even though he picks direction correctly more than half of the time, he almost always loses because he buys options that are overpriced. that could be you!)

dude it's a robot

but if the divvy gets cut I will have to cut off all my fingers and toes

>> No.17090844

I'm quite new to this, can someone explain why SALT is so undervalued right now? It seems to have surpassed quarterly earnings estimates, and does so regularly, what gives? Am I missing something obvious?

>> No.17090850

But why should we buy them? Are they presenting great numbers?

>> No.17090853

Count yourselves lucky

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>> No.17090894

their ships go through chink waters

>> No.17090898
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I was nearly financially ruined today. Had to close out of my bearish positions today. I'm sorry moomoos.

I went long on MSFT calls with my remaining Robin Hood meme bux.

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In other news, how high will Tesla climb until later comers their JUST?

>> No.17090932
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EGPT rise like the sun was millenniums in the making

>> No.17090939

The market is too quiet now. What's about to happen?

>> No.17090943

Possibly 1790. Look at fibs.

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>> No.17090978

>it's a robot

>> No.17090984
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God damn. I'm looking now.


>> No.17090995

If it breaks 1k and stays near ath, I might buy

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option is now +2000 usd but im glad i got out at a small profit

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>> No.17091023

Meant for

>> No.17091034
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Am i reading this right? If you have less then 25k on robinhood, you can make 3 days trades a week.

>> No.17091036
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thanks for the cheeky 10x elon

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>> No.17091044

This is almost as based as his bitcoin parties.

>> No.17091049

correct, that's sec rules to prevent poor retards from gambling their live savings away

>> No.17091063

Fucking simp, die

>> No.17091068
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I just got .414 BTC randomly in a giveaway. I am going to hodl it forever. That's like $4K for nothing.

>> No.17091072

>Bought SNAP calls
>Already made a profit because it rose to 19$ today
Should I sell? People apparently expect an earnings beat and if they dont beat it, it will drop to 15

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It's the case for all brokerages fren. FINRA & SEC rules for the good goys.

>> No.17091085

Isnt RobinHood like the absolute most meme brokerage you can use?

>> No.17091100

Get some SPCE, you shortsighted assholes.

>> No.17091104

legitimately can not believe i could've dropped ONE HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS YESTERDAY and make OVER ONE HUNDRED FUCKING THOUSANDS TODAY OMFG WHAT EHTisudgnizsufdngoizdfbnioxdufbnijxbnsijtlbnaeiugnaepibnvb

>> No.17091117

>ONTX dropping right back to .39/.38

>> No.17091118

is it real BTC that you now have in a crypto wallet that you 100% control, or are you in the process of being scammed?

look at it this way:
you still have that $100

>> No.17091122

Drop them today, stop missing the opportunity

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>> No.17091125

>NEW: President @realDonaldTrump’s Job Approval Now the Best of His Presidency
I think they said that Trump needs to stay above 44% approval to basically guarantee a re-election win and he's just climbing up. Pretty safe to say the markets will just ignore the democrats, even if Bernie wins the primary

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>> No.17091131

can't afford them today, no more weekly options priced in the pennies

>> No.17091135

This feels like the top. Last salmon in the cage and then wham bam the shutters, if you ask me. The numbers didn’t make any sense three months ago already, now it’s a complete euphoria.

>> No.17091138

What was the underlying stock?

>> No.17091139

Trump was always guaranteed a re-election with the economy on fire, doesn't hurt the dem field is fucking trash

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I just woke up guys, what’d I miss?

My UNG call shot up for some reason?

>> No.17091160

I don't use it. Who fucking cares though looks like it gets the job done.

>> No.17091177

So on Interactive Brokers i can't short stocks because i need to have a margin of $1800. lmao what? the fuck is this shit?

>> No.17091187

the hardest part of holding these index tracking funds long is not FOMOing into meme stocks at their top

>> No.17091194

the point is it doesnt work. For like 30 min after open it doesnt work and you can trade options. While every other broker is ready to go.

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>> No.17091198

Long game >Short game.
Hold tight, friend.

>> No.17091201

it depends what stock you're trying to short and how volatile they are
but yeah you need to have money to cover if it shoots up
it's normal
the more volatile the stock, the more money you need. otherwise the brokerage is at more risk for losing money just to let you short through them

>> No.17091205

I just had an epiphany.
>China is fucking buying
>The fed is fucking buying
Pump it

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>> No.17091225

show proof or larp

>> No.17091229
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Europe said as much as it takes for as long as it takes

>> No.17091236

Is THIS the pullback in the spot price of gold I’ve been waiting for? Is it even possible for it to go back below 1500?

Did China stop buying or something?

>> No.17091241

Shoutout to the anon who called me a retard yesterday for saying TSLA $1,000 was certain lmao

>> No.17091246

Hopefully people took my advice when I said ONTX was a hold and not a buy now. Hopefully people are buying GALT, which I think they are since it's climbed 10 cents since I told people ITT.

>> No.17091248

meme car inc.has been held on a 13 period VWAP ma (5 minute chart) for two hours now. Feels like this is about to go up.

>> No.17091269

Its /smg/
Most people here fomo into stuff when it already started dropping

>> No.17091277

What the hell went 10x overnight?

>> No.17091282

Musk just said you get a free cure for cancer when you purchase a Tesla

>> No.17091284

This is a terrible idea

>> No.17091285


I have it in the wallet in Quakebit. It says I have to deposit .02 BTC OR $187 from another wallet before I can withdraw the full .424 BTC and send it to Coinbase.

>> No.17091290

Some TSLA calls probably

>> No.17091292

You think he would just do that? Go on twitter and spread lies?

>> No.17091298

Musk, no, hes a gud boi

>> No.17091304

b-but i haven't got cancer

>> No.17091305

imagine that
keep us updated ;^)

>> No.17091309

there is threads all over /biz and r/wsb about it

>> No.17091312

i stand by my post that calling anything certain is retarded. congrats and take profit

>> No.17091318

It’s their money you fucking with. It’s normal. If shtf the col will prolly be larger.

>> No.17091321

why isn't $GILD pumping like tsla?
this isn't fair

>> No.17091328

/smg/ buying tops and selling bottoms is pretty much a lock

>> No.17091337

Imagine having 0 TSLA shares. LOL.

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>mfw the whole world is printing money like never before in history.

>> No.17091355

looks like CDC says it's a public health problem and not an emergency epidemic for the US. They've now got a reliable test for it.

Did anyone see the CDC press conference that some say the market is rallying off of? Also possibly rallying off of dem disarray.

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>> No.17091365

it's a good time for stocks and rocks...

DALIO: Cash is trash

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Dalio's father was a Jazz musician. When he said that memorable quote, you could feel the jazz soul in him. Was 10/10 based.

>> No.17091398

fuck Dalio

>> No.17091402

and there we go, 10 dollar pump and now the pullback rape for all the hair trigger buy the top scalping autists.

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>tfw you don't trust the Gov. market manipulation anymore

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Getting RAPED on my Marriott shorts, but this relief rally looks fake to me?

Double down on the short?

See, it lookes like it had no volume and was fake, but when I zoom out, the Accumulation/Distribution goes from very ugly to not ugly at all... But... it's negative?

god I love stogs

>> No.17091464

How do I get an /smg/ gf to wake up at 9:30 and sit at the computer until 4:00 with me?

>> No.17091478

no no no... FUCK YOU!!!

Dalio is fucking awesome

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>not having a cyber harem of ASMR youtube bitches to keep you company while you memetrade

>> No.17091487

Do you roomies think this is okay? I've been sweating bullets for months, years even, wondering how I'm going to withstand this incoming collapse. I have 4 kids and all their friends make fun of them for loving in my poor family. My wife has threatened to leave twice in the past month and she doesn't even know about my underwater $700 strike TSLA puts I bought last week. And to see you guys laughing about it makes me sick.

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>tfw you never did and always sounded like that retarded hippie thats anti everything and then as you get older everyone starts to develop the same thoughts you had when you were a teenager but now you can make money on it.

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Cash is trash, baby.

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Absolutely this. Kek.

>> No.17091527


I never gamble large sums of money on options, and I have said time and time again, DO NOT fuck with cult stocks. Don't think you'll be the one to decide when a rally reverses. Just use that shit for small speculation and puts for downside protection, or MAYBE sell spreads on high IV options to make money off dat theta.

>> No.17091531

Hot damn, I'm really feeling the fomo on TSLA. WHAT DO??

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Cash is Trash??????

>> No.17091534

lol, roomies

>> No.17091538

Just enjoy the ride anon. Do have rocks on hand. If I was a burguer I would have stocked up on guns quite a bit, too. Sadly, eurofag.

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Cash is......

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>> No.17091549
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Trash... baby.

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>> No.17091553

If it is then it's failing, I've made my yearly salary in 4 days playing the TSLA casino

>> No.17091560

Room temperature IQ

>> No.17091565

So let me get this strait, all these morons spent millions of dollars in Iowa, and bloomberg is just like, nah fuck that Iowa is a meme, and turns out all that money was wasted and bloomberg's hedging against Iowa turns out to be the greatest move in political history?

>> No.17091569


fuck Dalio and fuck boomers

>> No.17091580

this guy who turned $300 into 128k is fucking my shit up, i literally might throw up

>> No.17091588

insulting other's intelligence when you're getting fucked because you're misjudging the situation and thinking you can call the top?

>> No.17091603

Take it easy lad. Apple and Microsoft are going parabolic as well. Buy on the money calls or heavily bullish calls expiring next month.

>> No.17091616

those arent going to go parabolic like tsla did

>> No.17091621


Will do! It was sheer luck, but this halvening should be in 3mo so we will see when if it goes up or not

>> No.17091622
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Tesla is getting so much boomer attention on CNBC and Fox Business right now. We're about to have a blow off top. LMAO

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>> No.17091645

Anyone else playing SNAP and MTCH earnings?

>> No.17091649
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Tesla is still going, it hasn't ended.

God damn the fact boomers are catching wind with it might make this bull last until something absurdly stupider than it already is now. This shit is a beyond irrational.

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>cash haters itt
Yeah cash is a meme until you're 60k and rising in legal costs to finally get back around 350k in CASH from some retarded cunt in your family who burned 1.2m in dumbfuck business ''''''''investment''''''' over 10 years and couldn't take a loss or run a fucking whelk stall.
Well that 350 is not going to be spunked on some stupid free broker half baked shit or slum landlord bullshit. That is actual money and will be treated as such.

>> No.17091693

Cash flow is king and cash itself is trash, lad. Treat it as such.

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Whats stopping me from buying up businesses and liquidating them and then buying more? Is there a name for this?

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So you letn them 350k in cash and they lost it?

You mean you lost it?

Who's the retarded one supposed to be?

>> No.17091704

what penny stocks should I invest ?

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Massive dead-bat-bounce to almost ath...i think gonna go with soft hedges again now vol. still low too. PM especially gold selling off and bitcorn calming down too. Yields are getting very low but today tiny pump

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Lads, how tf is this thread moving so fast?

>> No.17091713

Leveraged Buy Outs. Private equity firms do this. It's the KKR model.

>> No.17091716

I just threw all my money away in the trash

>> No.17091725

10k in capital, what do?

>> No.17091728

ONTX (+30% today, they have an investor conference in NYC on 2/11) and SNSS

>> No.17091736

i assume lots of people saw the tesla options yolos and assume it's that easy to make a ridiculous amount of money

>> No.17091739

Is this moral?

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As you should.

Microsoft and Apple

>> No.17091745

Long sad story I can't go into here. Put it this way, the retarded cunt in question spent money he had no authority to spend, and accountants don't stop retards doing that. Forced property sale will make it some of it whole because the business he couldn't run is 1.2m down and fucking out.

>> No.17091747

TSLA meme majik, the gathering

>> No.17091751

which option was it?
these are very low probability bets, he probably lost thousands trying this before getting lucky, it's like lottery, you have like 0.1% chance of doing a trade like this.

>> No.17091755

Microsoft is due a correction

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Kek. You're asking the wrong person(s) here lad.

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>> No.17091773

what does that have to do with you and how long did it take for you to realize this??

shitty situation.... but... sometimes... there was a way to protect ya neck the whole time

>> No.17091778

You should look into a concept known as "hedging"

>> No.17091784

We don't give a fuck about morals.

>> No.17091788

So lads, update on the markets please? Two good days? WTF I thought the virus was gonna BTFO the bulls not the bears?

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Shouldn't be long now.

>> No.17091808

I love Henry Kravis and what he did/does at KKR (read Barbarians at the Gate or watch the HBO film on YouTube). I'm pro buying up companies, slashing costs, decimating workforces, re-directing the ship, and selling it off.

Capitalism is an amoral game.

>> No.17091815

plunge protection team

>> No.17091816

Bears never win against stockchads

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>she doesn't even know about my underwater $700 strike TSLA puts

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>> No.17091837

...hi...new investor...i want to add 2 shares of Amazon to my portfolio. do I wait for it to dip or just buy whenever I want? Looking for a long term stock for IRA

>> No.17091846

buy whenver

>> No.17091850

Official /biz/ spokesman here. Fuck that shit, buy TSLA, YOLO

>> No.17091851

Family business, two outlets. Can't say more than that. I had no control and really it was nothing to do with me and was pulled in later to stop this trail of destruction. Well I have fucked his shit up but there's only so much left. Fuck him he's lucky to be still walking I have saved his arse multiple times.
end of thread derail. I am obviously seething and couldn't stop myself posting I want that cash kek. Cash is seriously underrated.

>> No.17091861

I hope TSLA crashes this whole economy, with no survivors.

>> No.17091863

if you're going long term there's no harm in waiting for a decent dip.
starting a patient practice with an inpatient purchase won't feel good

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already have it, it's giving me anxiety.

>> No.17091869

Buy the hype, sell the news

>> No.17091870

her and the kids would be better off without a degen gambler like you

>> No.17091874

buy whenever, if you have it all now, just buy now. if not, dollar cost average buying 1 share this month and 1 share next month. you'll have to wait until your 59.5 to access those gains but it should be tax sheltered

>> No.17091879

Nice average, you're going to make it. All the TSLA chads are going to make it.

>> No.17091882

Who knows, one thing about the virus is it's more or less been proven that china is lying about the virus numbers (numbers of sick, numbers of deaths) per day
Whether that means they're overstating it, understating it, or are so inept as to not be able to reliably generate any numbers, who knows

I didn't have the graph but the tl;dr is some statistician took the reports back from the beginning, did maths, and determined an exact curve that then let him accurately predict china's next virus report

>> No.17091889

cash is trash

>> No.17091894
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Boys that UAL call is melting my face off. Coronavirus is cancelled I guess.

>> No.17091899

I told you :/ Even teh Chinese airlines are going up now(ZNH)

>> No.17091912

yeah, it's because the retarded media was selling you end of the world off the fucking flu

>> No.17091921

Sell that shit moron. If you can't justify the price in any reasonable timeframe then you got lucky and need to get out.

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Fucking tell me about it. Fomo'd in at 878. Fucking balls of steel here but at this point I think it's going to peak on an even more absurd price before shorts tear it apart confident.

>> No.17091960

>there are like 10 tesla threads up
Time to get out.

>> No.17091967

Is this originally “MUH WAGE GAP” thing about white males having all the advantages and keeping black women down?

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>hes not taking Tesla profits and buying weed stonks, particularly ACB as it begins to show signs of reversal

>> No.17091986


copypasta is made

>> No.17091994

SNE: fucking hell Sony must’ve BTFO earnings, they also raised guidance while warning about corona.

I was hoping for cheapies but it looks like that ended mid-2019

>> No.17092002

when TSLA crashes, how long will it take? one hour? one day?

>> No.17092007

SNE is my biggest success. Bought in at $9 in 2012.

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It's going to crash tomorrow at the open. SCREENCAP THIS POST

>> No.17092022

I don't know it seems massive money injections can overcome anything in the short term. I think it would take a nuclear war to crash the market now.

>> No.17092027

bout tree fitty

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Natty Gladdy post, 2.00 soon

>> No.17092067

I dont know what the fuck to invest in, does anyone know of any good stocks?

>> No.17092072

Put credit spreads on TSLA about 60-70 points out, IV has never been higher
I can't afford this stock but I'm still gonna make money on this insanity

>> No.17092081

how, when everything is going up?

>> No.17092082

You think this can continue? I didn’t build a big position on UNG but I took these little YOLO Callys as a contrarian hedge against sanders... not sure why today’s the day it’s pampeeng

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Goodness I forgot my pic!

>> No.17092108

Load up on GALT on this dip.

>> No.17092129

Bought some TSLA. Gonna make monies

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>> No.17092136

How much longer?

>> No.17092139

TSLA puts 650 this friday. Thoughts?

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Recession has been cancelled by the plunge protection team

hundreds of billions being printed and injected into the economy every month

do not worry citizen, please continue CONSOOMING

>> No.17092162

NG doesnt care about fundamentals, that includes weather which is a meme pushed by Pajeet. its random, and random theory says it will go to 3. just sell your call and buy shares

>> No.17092172

Microsoft, farfetch

>> No.17092189

Idk. I just manage to find picks that go down always :( I don't know what I'm doing apparently

>> No.17092191

Something something china force majeure waiver something big deal

>> No.17092206

dumbest thing on this thread

>> No.17092222

What stock option on TSLA made a guy 128k with 300 bucks?

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I sincerely hope this is bait.

I also might DCA down on my china-bear plays. Hoping GLD continues the dippy so I can buy more, it's still too damn high.

I see I see!
I have 15 UNGies and 5 calls, I guess I could sump my calls... but I'd be DCAing up on shares. might do it anyways! Afterall, you are the nattymancer

>> No.17092231

Buying options when IV percentile is 100% is really fucking dumb
Buying puts against TSLA is also really fucking dumb
In summary, you're fucking dumb

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ignore the pharma bagholders
invest in basedbean futures, once the trade deal is ironed out its going to the moon

>> No.17092238

C Feb 7 1000

>> No.17092241


China is already trying to invoke a clause in the deal, saying that the economic damage from the corona virus means they are able to lower their buying quotas.


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if you seriously think this candle is going to lose its body with volume exceeding the previous week after 2 days, you are stupid enough to lose everything.

>> No.17092249

makes me literally want to kms

>> No.17092252

Damn dude, did you see SNSSy took a bit of a tumble? I thought we broke the .60 ceiling for a minute.

>> No.17092257

Well, then just like I said!

>> No.17092274

muh japanese weed price drawings

>> No.17092278

th-th-this has to be fake. $1000 to 4.2mil? I'd take that gamble any day.

>> No.17092283

The calls were 1.3 yesterday
I feel ya

>> No.17092287

>>17092249 turns fucking one shift into literally life changing money, holy fucking fuck i want to die

>> No.17092297

he put in like 57k

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>> No.17092305

>tfw made $1700 on $5 tesla call
First time I ever won on a trade in the past 4 years including crypto and stocks. Invested 20k, lost 15k and finally won. I also lose at everything else in life so this is a big deal.

>> No.17092306

If you followed this guys advice you'd have lost your house by now.

>> No.17092308

Time to sell tesla?

>> No.17092314

What the actual fuck

>> No.17092319


I missed the 30c dip, ffs

>> No.17092332

imagine actually being this retarded.

>> No.17092334

easy 10x in the short term but /biz is too busy buying the tesla top

>> No.17092336

I never touched options, can someone explain how this works?

>> No.17092343

I don't understand what you said...

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You sound like you've got a shitty downer personality mate. You create your own luck.

>> No.17092353

This and SQ options for 90.

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>> No.17092357

Mr. Iron Hands.

That guy deserves a cozy home in the woods, with a Tesla at the charging station.

>> No.17092364

what's with the square pump? I got out months ago before another big plunge

>> No.17092366

fucking telsa man

>> No.17092373

Candles are retarded. There are millions of trades in that candle yet only 4 of them are used at all.
Open, High, Low, Close. They're also time based which I think is also retarded. A better unit is volume. They're from the year 13xx. Go with the time.

>> No.17092380

I got in literally right when the plunge hit in July and now it's finally back at price before it plunged.. I sold for a loss at the time.. Lost liek $500

>> No.17092386

Primed for another rally now to 90. I got calls for 90 in march and hold a few. Performing almost as good as my tesla call did yesterday.
Outside if that fucking SPCE you fools!

>> No.17092404

They also don't show any context at all.
There are many things to consider when it comes to long term price movements such as short interest, option oi, iv, stutes money flow...
Muh candle is no argument.
I agree that Friday is retarded.

>> No.17092407

Exact same thing happened with NLFX and PFE, I wanted to sudoku

SQ is about to drop like nobodies business again.

>> No.17092451

Nyet. Earnings aren't until the 27th.
Look up the charts on trading view if you dont have think or swim. Guaranteed 83, if she pushes passed then 85, then 90 is certain

>> No.17092457





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Finally got an early buy signal on this. Let's go!

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>> No.17092509

Wait nevermind I fucked up. Price went up another $500 after I sold. Lmao, always happens like that.

I also sold my $990 call yesterday for $100 profit and it's now up to $4500. I should probably just kill myself

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>> No.17092565

What expiration are you buying on SQ?

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Basically keep buying calls = seller algorithm buys underlying to mitigate risk = stock goes up = keep buying calls.

So, did we finally figure out how to solve the money problem? Just buy calls to infinity to mske infinity moneys.

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