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Infiltrated biz and made these people with God complexes believe that Link is their savior. Now every schizo on here believe they have the keys to the universe. Emotional bagholding 101. Nice marketing.

>> No.17088491

>>17088410
>implying linkies aren’t the new financial elite

>> No.17088512

>>17088491
880mil MCAP for a json parser

>> No.17088527
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>>17088410
I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Sergey would be the ideal partner for any man wishing to start a family. His great genes give him a combination of assertiveness, strength, and intelligence. If Sergey is able to get pregnant, he has to have a uterus; if he has a uterus, he can only be a woman in the eyes of Allah. ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!

Ok, I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Chainlink, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.

Today, I declare Chainlink to be the currency of the LGBT community.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLINK! CHAINLINK! CHAINLINK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

>> No.17088581

>>17088410
Learn what a God complex is you fucking retard.

>> No.17088610

>>17088512
u mean 2.4b with dev wallet

>> No.17088611

Brainlet thinking

>> No.17088688

>>17088610
that wallet is the best kept secret of the Cayman Isles

>> No.17088809

Good God I'm excited for you guys

>> No.17088833

>>17088410
Pretty sure Sergey hired a bunch of Cayman niggers to make memes all day

>> No.17089205

>>17088410
Why would someone with a god complex need a saviour?

>> No.17089423
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>>17089205
Because....uh.... SHUT UP.

>> No.17089435

Yup.
You could be me.
Smell like eggs from concrete.
Buy links.