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Why the fuck did I sell Al my TSLA last year. Now I have to wagecuCk for the rest of my life!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSASAAAHHHHNJNNNNJ

>> No.17088226

so whats the point here is there someone massive who is short at the moment and getting squeezed? because teslas cars are hand assembled dogshit built by cocaine dealers i thought plus they look gay

>> No.17088237

Just buy back in when it dips down under $700 again which is inevitable.

>> No.17088240

>>17088198
I can’t believe this shit really jumped up 300 fucking dollars in the span of 1 week

>> No.17088248

>>17088240
I’m selling at open. When shit starts making bitcoin look stable. I’m out

>> No.17088294

>>17088248
I have one contract for March 20th $1000 calls that I bought yesterday right before the dip. I’m tempted to sell to lock in profits but on the other hand, I’m thinking of holding to expiry.

>> No.17088356

>>17088248
smart, this is a normie fomo bubble 100%

>> No.17088441

>>17088294
You could potentially make some serious gains

>> No.17088452

>>17088240
WAT THE FUCK

>> No.17088465

2nd most obvious short of the decade. what's the peak boys?

>> No.17088690

>>17088465
fuck the peak, I'm shorting when market opens.

>> No.17088834

>>17088226
Elon dissed the shorters. So now they’re going to make the grandest short of the century. Tesla will be worth under $100 eom.

Screen cap this

>> No.17088955

>>17088198
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSASAAAHHHHNJNNNNJ
"assange?"

>> No.17088974

$850 now wtf

>> No.17088981

>>17088198
The biggest disconnect between $TSLA and any stock bubble I've seen (besides its size & visible fraud) is that usually stock bubbles are based on massive current growth projected out to eternity, but Tesla revenue is flat at best.

There's truly AMAZING stupidity on this one!

>> No.17088991

>>17088198
I sold 6k in TSLA that I bought at 180-250. Had to buy a car. I could have had 3.5 cars.

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>>17088974
Not so fast anon

>> No.17089005

>>17088991
Better than negative cars.

>> No.17089009
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>>17089002
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.17089027

Tesla is 80% about battery tech and battery tech is literally the only thing that's stopping solar power rn.
I would hold

>> No.17089053

>>17089002
$885 now ;) we're going to mars baby

>> No.17089108

>>17089002
it was just a ruse to tease men in shorts into losing more money

$915 now :^)

>> No.17089122

>>17089053
>>17089108

You fucking retards are going to pay for this.

>> No.17089127

I'm gonna short that tsla shit next week, enough of this madness

>> No.17089130

Tesla confirmed for new raiblock

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17089142

Sold just a few TSLA shares for a 362.5% gain in eight months. I'll sell some more as we approach $1000, but I'm still going to hold most of them long term.

FUCK TRIPFAGS

>> No.17089214

>>17088981
Your short will be in the money ANY TIME now. Just keep up with the daily mantra.

>> No.17089221

Bought at 930 dollars :(

>> No.17089321

>>17088248
very smart. looks like a blow off top forming right now so best to lock in those profits

>> No.17089332

>>17088981
this

>> No.17089342

The tumble starts in 3, 2,...

>> No.17089437

>>17088465
7000

>> No.17089497
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Sold my calls around 900

Not making the same mistake I made in the 2017 crypto run by not taking profits

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>>17088198
I bought in at 260 and sold out at 360

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>>17088198
>170 billion marketcap
>320k veichles per year
This is the biggest bubble ever

>> No.17089529

>>17089497
Same, sold at 900. No point being greedy, it's been an amazing run.

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17089557

I wish I could see the look on TeslaQ's frowning faces

>> No.17089574

>>17089557
You mean the death grimace after they killed themselves?

>> No.17090359

>>17088226
Idk I saw some people comment that with all the Global warming, and the potential for Diesels and all that stuff being banned from sale that TSLA is a huge speculative vehicle right now for an uncertain envoirmental future in which TSLA would likely be the leading corporation. But I suppose ''smart'' money already figured this out way back and now people are kinda catching on to a similar idea.

>> No.17090402

>>17089497
>>17089529
You guys will fomo back in at 1200 lmao

>> No.17090415

>>17088198
The only thing I can think that at least partially justifies this is insiders knowing Tesla will buy out spacex. Even if that happens it’ll dump on the news at these prices so it’s a huge normie bubble.

>> No.17091232

>>17089525
That graph is fucking hilarious. I made 11k off this bubble. Seems low compared to those that bought calls or had more capital but whatever I’ll rake it.

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I have a proposition for you boomer traders that sold early, if Tesla breaches $1k shove a sharpie up the pooper with timestamp.

>> No.17091460

A bus comes every hour minutes anon...

>> No.17091479

>>17091460
>Hour minutes
Alright time to stop drinking

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IT WONT STOP