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ladle edition

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List of hedge fund holdings:
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Basic rundown on lean hogs:
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>>17083671

>> No.17085835
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first
for
BUY
REYN

>> No.17085844

>>17085835
I might try a small position. Buying IPOs this early after listing gives me the willies though.

>> No.17085849

bros...
I miss rk"g"

>> No.17085851
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>>17085830
BERNIE 20202!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>17085581
fucking kek

>> No.17085863

fuck. MARKETS DOWN TOMORROW.

>> No.17085865

>>17085852
this whole dem campaign has been a slapstick series of banana peel slips w/ laughtrack and trombone stinger

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Fuck, how do you all keep up with news? Stocks or otherwise? I'm having information overload

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>>17085865
Their lack of self awareness in the wake of it all is frightening as fuck. Truly a clown world.

>> No.17085883

I LOST 67K DOLLARS ON GALT SO FAR HELP ME

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>>17085863
looks like my puts are gonna come around

>> No.17085894

>>17085844
I buy all of the offbrand Reynolds knockoffs and I'm pretty sure everyone else does too

>> No.17085901

>>17085877
I just read the daily /smg/
If something doesn't get posted here in these threads, then it isn't news

>> No.17085905

>>17085894
Yeah that's why I'm not super excited or confident about it. It would mainly just be about playing the early listing volatility.

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I swear to God I'm going to put $10,000 on GILD. That old whore better pay my rent for this year.

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>>17085877
You'll find that ignoring news is easier to do and more conducive to your being profitable. Most of it is noise about noise.

> I'm having information overload
This is bad because it will make you act when you shouldn't.

>> No.17085918

>>17085883
Kek
>He trusted a tripfag

>> No.17085923

>>17085865
nah, you just don't understand the primary process and selection of delegates. With this many candidates, and these races being so close, they have to go through several rounds at these caucus gatherings, with people from each group arguing and trying to convince people to come over to their side as each of the lower tier candidates get disqualified

>> No.17085924

>>17085883
Both ONTX and GALT present on th 10th and 11th. Hopefully something happens that will pump it and everyone can be happy. May Allah be with you, my brother.

>> No.17085925

>>17085923
this evening's delayed numbers situation is ridiculous

>> No.17085927
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Shut up Haters
Egypt30 goes up tonight, Gasoline Stock relief rally begins tommrow

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Some of you are alright, make sure you buy late March OTM SPY calls tomorrow.

>> No.17085932

>>17085877
Barron's and the New York Times, printed, a day late.

>> No.17085937

>>17085925
Just guessing I bet it reflects the intensity of the delegate support for Sanders.

>> No.17085942

>>17085929
You're kinda scaring me lad. Why are you being so cryptic?

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Chinese Flu Models uncovered

https://twitter.com/evdefender/status/1223901388436099072

They are using a formula to keep the 0-day death rate about 2%. You can predict each days announcements based on this.

His prediction for today's total nationwide numbers was

Since the data being reported is essentially perfect, we predicted within 129 cases (0.75%) and 7 deaths (1.9%).

you can predict within 1% tomorrow's print. Just interesting how fabricated it all is.

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>>17085945
Bery interesting

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kek

>> No.17085973

>>17085942
QE confirmed through April, virus isn’t nothing but it isn’t the apocalypse like institutions would want you to believe, trade deal, tax returns, election rhetoric and a lot, lot more.

Buy the calls and just promise me you’ll put part of your profits into LINK.

>> No.17085977

>>17085945
Can you explain this to a brainlet?

>> No.17085984

>>17085973
Done. Not even joking.

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Why the fuck is AMRN still above $18?

>> No.17086005

>>17085984
Unironically long TSLA
new id sorry
Glowies everywhere

>> No.17086029

>>17085977
The mortality rate stays constant at 0-day which should not happen. Not that anyone believed the numbers so it's not too big of a deal, just neat.

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Noobish question pls respond.

I have $91 cash in my brokerage left over from a trade on Friday. I miscalculated the number of shares and didn't buy enough. I want to buy 4 more shares of MRVL which currently costs about $24~ per share. I have margin on my account and want to know if it's stupid buy a single share on margin in a long position?


Basically I don't have enough money to buy 4 full shares, and will only be able to get 3 shares with my own money. I'd only need to borrow about $5 for the 4th share. Wat do?


>Inb4 give yourself more money
I'm all in. This is all I can spare.

Milkers for your trouble

>> No.17086031

>>17085973
Don't waste too much on your lotto tickets. This market is still undecided.

>> No.17086065

>>17086030
if there is a set commission.. i'd say fuck it and not buy the other 4

>> No.17086068
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Anybody who actually cares if China is faking the death rate is wasting their time, even if they are the truth will come out eventually in the death rates of other countries and leaked info. I'm no expert but it doesn't seem like a big deal if your country isn't a complete shithole devoid of morality and common sense.

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Never risk more than you are comfortable losing entirely.

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>>17086068
KNEEL DOWN CITIZEN. YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW BY POSTING DISSENT ON A MONGOLIAN BASKET WEAVING FORUM AND NOW YOU HAVE CONTRACTED THE CORONA VIRUS. I WILL NOW CURE YOU.

>> No.17086093

>>17086030
Just... don't buy the 4 shares? At $24 Marvel is basically a penny stock. Even if it triples in price tomorrow magically, it you won't be missing out on anything life changing.

>> No.17086100

>>17086065
>commissions

What is this Q2 2019? I'm using TDA.

>> No.17086120

>Be China
>Have chance to control sell off and establish base support at a lower level
>Print a trillion USD in Yuan instead
>Forbid the sale of stocks
>Be unable to keep the fixed rate to the dollar
>Create even more force for the eventual break down of the system
Why, China? This is just dumb as fuck.

>> No.17086121

>>17086093
I'm buying either 3 or 4 shares regardless because the money is already allocated in my budget. My question is how stupid is buying long on margin basically?

>> No.17086125

>>17086087
Explain this webm?

>> No.17086129

>>17086087
This is fake as shit. Why would he be loading his pistol once he arrives to the destination rather than having the magazine in and just chambering a round as needed?

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>>17086129
>this is fake as shit

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>>17086125
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT CITIZEN. STAY IN DOOR AND EVERYTHING WILL BE STATE APPROVED.

>> No.17086148

>>17086134
Alexa, what is the MSS?

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100%
unironic
chink glowniggers
ITT
fyi

>> No.17086159

>>17085835
I managed to buy like, five shares. It's at least something I guess.

>> No.17086163

>>17086100
ok.. then buy it?? or buy a put to protect your downside?

>> No.17086166

>>17086163
I can't into options yet. I just set a trailing stop loss at the recommendation of some anon.

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>>17086148

>> No.17086179

>>17086134
Are you the retarded Chinese Australian that claimed there was no muzzle sweeping going on in that Webm?

>> No.17086186

>>17086171
bro we all know the chinks lie but you gotta stop visiting /pol/ before you're totally radicalized

>> No.17086188

Today was a good day :)

What do you guys like for options in the coming 3 months?

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>>17086186
Pol is mainstream now. Get with the times

>> No.17086215

>>17086179
He is holding the gun by the barrel.

>> No.17086219

>>17085932
Barrons is based but fuck them I'm not paying for a subscription, and their paywalls are a pain in the ass.

Highly recommend The Economist and their podcasts.

>>17086093
Marvell isn't a pennystock...
>>17086030
But I'd like to know your thesis behind investing in Marvell right now. The 4th share is probably dumb depending on the interest, for margin, you can figure out how much gains you would need to justify it. I don't use margin myself.

>>17086029
If the hospital is too overwhelmed to treat them, new patients are turned away and not even diagnosed. I wonder if that fucks with the numbers.

Alright which of you geniuses bought SPXL or TQQQ at the lows of today and held it for tomorrow?

>> No.17086230

>>17086186
>>17086202
>radicalized
he means retarded

Those people don't introduce me to massive keks, great music, good recipes, or good ways to make money. They just diminish my hope, but sometimes it's fun to shitpost. They get so fucking triggered so easily if you use a memeflag.

>> No.17086231

>>17086215
LMAO. Now look at the other gun. You have zero spatial awareness.

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HOW IN THE FUCK?!
This is insane. Unacceptable.
Is this why BiliBili and AliBaba never fucking dip?

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>>17086186
Kek, I go to mainland China because of work. Last year I went maybe 8-10 times. Let me tell you the Chinese absolutely no shame when it comes to lying, cheating, and even stealing. They don't even really care if they are caught either because they just go back to doing it. They also act very child like and are incredibly petty, ironically I find them in some regards the same as Americans but with a different culture to the tune of shit house Chinese communist party disco.

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>>17086230
>Haha polshit is retarded

>> No.17086256

>>17086219
>But I'd like to know your thesis behind investing in Marvell right now.


They're a 5G chip maker and they pay a dividend (albeit a small one). I have 51.06 shares at an average price of $24.47.

>> No.17086274

>>17086256
lmao i thought you were investing in some r*ddit comic book faggotry, i'm retarded

my previous comment is still applicable though, 4 more shares won't do shit to your life unless they're BRK.A lol

>> No.17086288

What do you think about calls on GILD and ABBV?

>>17086243
China printing money to keep the economy (rich Chinese) afloat. Nobody will buy Chinese stocks, since you can not sell, but they wont be able to drop either.

>> No.17086292

>>17086288
gild and abbv are priced in
they do not have a cure ready to go and the wild speculation has been all over the news for days lol

>> No.17086330

>>17086255
Now now, just because I think pol is retarded doesn't mean I agree with the not-so-subtle "white men are the villains" message in much of the current zeitgeist. I just think most of pol is a hivemind that is only capable of seeing things through a limited set of lenses. And they don't help me make money.

They don't fucking allow the self-improvement threads kek I know it's not politics but working on the self should be a concern of every citizen, or something.

>>17086256
Nice, I've been looking to get in under 24
If you have limited capital, I would make sure to diversify though. Not sure what % of your stack $1250 is.

That dividend doesn't mean much to me, but they seem to be a good 5G play that hasn't pumped with the rest of the sector and has upside potential.

>> No.17086335

>>17086274
At leas lt look up the tickers for stuff before making assumptions, man.

But yea, I guess you're right. I changed my order to 3 shares.15 bucks sitting idle in the brokerage won't really matter too much. I've made so many trades since they got rid of commissions that the least I can do is let them make pennies off my leftover cash.

>> No.17086346

>>17086292
Just saw they have earnings coming up as well. Into the trash they go.

Im looking for things to buy today, but markets are doing random ups and downs and I see no real opportunity to invest. So I look at the earnings.

Disney maybe. But thats just a gamble now, I might as well play roulette.
Snap? Might risk a Call on that one
Match.com? Maxbe also a Call. They expanded into India apparently and the men there are horny virgins.

>> No.17086347

>>17086330
/pol/ isn't a hive mind. I don't even agree with half of the doomer niggers, that doesn't mean it's not useful to see what kind of kikery is going on in the world or that you have to accept said kikery just because /pol/ doesn't like it

>> No.17086357

how the fuck do negative interest rates work?

why should i hold any money when it's constantly devalued through inflation?

>> No.17086368

>>17086330
>If you have limited capital, I would make sure to diversify though. Not sure what % of your stack $1250 is.

It's about 25% of my after-tax stock portfolio. The rest is in MSFT. Once I get to 50 shares in MSFT, I'll diversify into food stocks as defense.

>> No.17086384

>>17086347
>/pol/ isn't a hive mind
Yeah, and /fit/ isn't gay.

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>>17086384
/fit/ isn't gay it's just that you're looking for gay threads because you're a massive fag.

>> No.17086414

>>17086384
if firmly securing your squat plug is gay then i guess i dont want to be straight

>> No.17086440
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>>17086414
>>17086402
>>17086384
>hey /fit/ show me your abs
>hey /fit/ show me your legs
>hey /fit/ show me your natty gains
>hey /fit/ show me your butthole

literrally just took this screenshot from /fit/

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Litoral CIA shell IT company rigging the caucus for Pete "Dahmer" Buttigeg of all people, good lord I'm laffin
>>17085927
I will buy gas station tomorrow
>>17085945
intradesting, I saw people saying the announcements were strangely statistically normalized, cool someone modeled it this quickly

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>>17086441
...what makes you think the CIA like the Booty-judge?

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So when is everything gonna go down?

>> No.17086495
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>>17086473
It just did.
You missed it.

Natty Gas still down, could be ready for a squeeze.

>> No.17086518

>>17086455
Either CIA or military intelligence, not really sure. He did target ID on financing in the 'stan (for a perfunctory bullet point on his resume I might add), who do you think with/for kekkies? Also did database stuff for the DoD at McKinsey, large donations from David Cohen, and he's the big ghey on top of it. You'd have to be off your rocker to not think the DNC both depends on and works for intel agencies.

>> No.17086542

>>17086518
The IC is more retarded and disorganized than you could ever imagine. I would bet my daughters life on the fact that the government hasn’t put junior enlisted mouthbreathers in charge of influencing anything within the CONUS.

>> No.17086543

>>17086440
plus tons of life changing advice like fasting

>> No.17086547

>>17086495
when do i invest my 8k in an index fund? i have been lazy with it and just not doing anything with it because i wanted to buy a house at some point anyway

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>>17086542
Looking at tha crowd that seems plausible, but just look at this lol, what a bungle

>> No.17086571

>>17086547
I dunno man, I'm still hoping for a full 5% dip from the high to buy SCHX... would just love to get more Mastercard, Lockheed Martin, L3Harris, Coke, Pepsi, or ANY big tech, I love you Tim Apple

>> No.17086572

That's the final lesson of adulthood, that the government is just as fucking clueless as the retard normies and pajeets who FOMO into whatever shitcoin of the week.

>> No.17086573

>>17086473
Soon, but not soon enough for us to not pull out of Yang and so on.
Only time helps against Xi printing indefinite amounts of Yuan. And the best thing we can do is wait and watch.

>> No.17086580

>>17086573
Yang gang REKT
feels bad man

>> No.17086604

the strike on my yang calls is the 31st
realistically its not a lot of money i put on it but i want to be right
who actually thinks this can sink an economy?
personally, i don't think the disease will, it's the quarantine and eventual airport (possibly even seaport) closures.

>> No.17086608

>>17086580
I just sold here in Europe. Funnily enough the CHAD rose together with my Nikkei Calls. Enough to make a small profit.

>> No.17086631

>>17086604
The economy is not important at all. Whats important is the stock market.
If 2 million Chinese die today and the CCP says SHCOMP is +20%, the SHCOMP will be +20%. Even if nobody can sell these gains.

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>>17086631
thank you for your input
im going to sue

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>>17086631
if it's +20% and no body can sell it, it doens't mean shit. because the +20% is due to the winnie the pooh buying half of the company. The other half can't even sell so the gains aren't worth anything and all outside investors are staying the fuck away because when/if they can finally sell again the markets going to crash faster than you can say "cough cough I'm dying".

>> No.17086666

>>17086495
>Natty Gas still down, could be ready for a squeeze.
Taking its sweet time about it. I'm not even in yet, the thing hasn't even given early indication of forming buy signal.

>> No.17086670

>>17086666
checked

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Just gonna leave this here for anyone that thought the ride was over

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in on this NIO see if i can get some early morning action before hopping on the GURE dip

>> No.17086693

>>17086691
fuck forgot to namefag

>> No.17086739

>>17086659
Completely correct. Does not change the fact that ETF like Yang are tracking the FTSE 50 China. And its rising according to the Chinese numbers. They can make stuff up and we suffer, because not the value of the stocks is tracked, but the value the Chinese fixed.

Sorry kid, game was rigged from the start.
At least China fucks itself with this policy. I expect huge problems with the Yuan/Dollar rate and 0 non-state investments. Why buy something you can never sell?

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>>17084997
SNSS isn't going to cure cancer. It is, however, going to treat people with severe, drug resistant blood cancer, and it is going to save lives. Also it will make a lot of money. Also it will make me, specifically, a lot of money. Very soon now. It's 3 main competitors, ARQL, LOXO, and APTO, look what happened to all 3 of them within the last few months when their tests showed results earlier than SNSS because SNSS decided to be super methodical about safety. But we're about to hit that efficacy finish line, and frankly I think we'll find out this month.

>> No.17086755

>>17086686
After this week I decided to stay away from Chinese stocks and Tesla. Could blow up at any second and I do not want to get caught in the blast

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>>17086741
i'm likin what i'm seein

>> No.17086788

>>17086755
Honestly, we're seeing 1000 before a serious cutback at least, and I think that mentality being so common will push that to 1200 in the coming weeks. A pullback is inevitable, but at this point trying to time it is insane. I bought a call 140 dollars OTM yesterday for 6.75, it closed yesterday at 14.20, and is now only 20 bucks otm premarket already.

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Hey Faggots,
My name is Elon, and i love every single one of you. Even though you are all fat and retarded with no lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad ass in the world. Honestly, you could all get some pussy. I mean, you guys could honestly all get along and come to terms with your own insecurities, but you'll have to take it to a whole new level. You should all try to stop jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am CEO of one of the soon to be biggest car companies ever Tesla. I started paypal. I put a car into space for the hell of it. You can all do so too, so stop jacking off to naked drawn japenese people. I also didn't get straight A's but have a banging hot girlfriend (she just blew me; Shit was So cash) you are all lovely people that should try to uplift one another. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my wife.

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>>17085835
>>17086819
>>17086762
>>17086755
Will my amazon call from Friday recover soon? Why such a harsh dip today?

>> No.17086829

>>17086819
god what if hes just xanned out all the time because hes a 120 iq'r who can't handle the truth

>> No.17086834

As you can see equities are back baby

>> No.17086847

>>17086788
I only invest in stuff I understand. Teslas boom is something I just can not comprehend. They sell fewer cars than Ford, there is no infrastructure set up for EV yet and it all rests on the Haha Elon is great" hype.

I can totally see it rising up to 1000, but everything tells me to buy puts (I wont though)
Even if I make a profit it would feel like gambling, not trading.
>>17086825
Sold that Call ASAP after earnings
That 2100 level was not sustainable.

>> No.17086859

>>17086847
>I only invest in things I understand
whoa whoa whoa, you lost me there buddy. you're telling me you don't just dump everything into options of the first meme someone shills on a competitive underwater fart bubbling enthusiasts forum?

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>>17086847
Short squeeze + cult of personality + wall street changing its tune quickly + 1000 hour (or was it 1000 mile?) battery, a significant advance in battery tech. battery tech is one of the things that hampers technological progress, if you had a foundational advance in battery tech under patent, it would be an absolute moneymaker.

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>>17086825
it seems to be leveling off
i'm willing to bet we'll see at least 2075 if not 2100 plateauing into next week

>> No.17086880

>>17086202
>Pol
>upper case
>without forwardslash
Please end your fucking life.

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>>17086859
>you don't just dump everything into options of the first meme someone shills on a competitive underwater fart bubbling enthusiasts forum?
takes people awhile to learn this

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>>17086473
If s&p closes near high of day today on decent volume you can reasonably assume the dip is probably over and close some bearish bets out. If it does another green open, mild move up, then slump in to close like yesterday, snibby is in control and we're in for more chop. People are way too willing to buy dips here for further push downwards to be likely.

>> No.17086902

Futures just went vertical
Massive pump
The moon awaits lads

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>>17086894
>People are way too willing to buy dips here for further push downwards to be likely.
do you think /smg/ is representative of people playing stocks?
it is possible...

>> No.17086909

>>17086894
>People are way too willing to buy dips here for further push downwards to be likely.
Careful
Some of those buys are reasonable
Many (an increasing amount) are complacency buys
There is still plenty of room to fall from here, regardless of the chinas

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>>17086894
>China is paralyzed by a pandemic.
>You cant sell 10K USD worth of stock without CCP approval
>CCP are rapidly injecting liquidity in an attempt to stabilize it.

I don't know mang

>> No.17086917

>>17086859
I tell myself its not lost money if I learn something afterwards
Otherwise my actions this last week would just be depressing

>> No.17086921

>>17086907
That opinion is based on index price action. Not /smg/.

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who here absolutely JUSTed?

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>>17086924
I'm kinda bored tbhfam.

>> No.17086987

>>17086941
5 hours to go

>> No.17087011

Been a wild ride +170 to -100 now sitting at +66 and I've only been investing a few weeks.

Think I should just pull the plug desu. I can't have most of my min wagie 8k savings this volatile.

>> No.17087051

Predictions ease for NYSE
Yesterday /smg/ was 100 percent convinced that it was going to tank but then it didn't and was alright in the end

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Activate the Liquidity Tool! Anlegen!

>> No.17087070

>>17087011
Have you considered investing in less volatile stocks, then? I mean if you're worried about volatility, there are plenty of stocks and ETFs you can buy

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>>17085909
100% this. The times I've followed the news either to go long or short have been a disaster saved only by stoplosses. Now I only read them to be ready and act accordingly. Panic news? Hold and buy the dip if you want to. Euphoric news? Fucking sell or hold. Even better: disregard news completely and do your own research.

>>17086120
It's literally the same thing the US is doing with the repo injections minus a couple of things. They're just trying to keep up. This is part of the trade war, of course. Only thing is china does not have someone to answer to, so their economic crisis' countermeasures can be brutal and much more effective.

>>17086288
>Nobody will buy Chinese stocks

Speak for yourself friendo. I've bought the dip before the cash injections and I'm already making decent profits. a manipulated market where stocks can't drop too much for the next 6 months and can only go up does not sound so bad to me. regarding BABA: it doesn't drop as much as other chinese stocks since it's very popular on the us markets, the more people are holding shares of this, the less likely it is to drop too much too quickly. Remember that there is a huge percentage of chinese stocks that are owned by US investors.

>>17086330
>/pol/ in 4channel is a joke, infinity's /pol/ was the real thing and even that became shilled to death after trump's election. The only valid alternatives are disseminated over the whole web, some in the deep web, some in zeronet, etc. No real centralized home anymore.

>>17086473
not for the foreseeable future. US will keep going with QE until april, at least. Now china has joined the club, too. Expect the mother of all bubbles for the next few months and eventually the mother of all crisis.

>> No.17087103

So lads turns out chink flu is not the end times.

What's the next thing that going to cause the bears to coom?

>> No.17087125

>>17085977
it means the chinks are lying to stop a full run of their economy and panic and riots in their cities. it means the virus is way worse than media has so far stated, because they are basing their interpretations on literal fake communist "facts". it means corona is probably going full pandemic and if our country doesnt get its shit together soon we could be next

>> No.17087128

>>17087011
gone from +100 to -800 to -600. j u s t

>> No.17087136

Goodness look at that
>>17087072
>literally the same thing the US is doing with the repo injections
Is this is gonna have some sort of detrimental effect on currency/banking? The histograms of the repo and now Chinar injections are madness, you can barely see the last 5 years compared to the last 5 months of pure vertical.

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>>17086087
>>17086068
>>17085977
>>17085945

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>>17087136
forgot image of futies kekkies

>> No.17087146

>>17086243
economic warfare. they are trying to fuck over the westerners who are shorting them in our own markets. crafty little bugs

>> No.17087172

>>17087136
>Is this is gonna have some sort of detrimental effect on currency/banking?

gonna have? It's already doing massive damage through inflation, only it's too early to see the actual effects. This will pump the stock market to the moon and devalue the US dollar (and thus all operations that use the almighty petrodollar). Same goes for the yuan, now. We're in for a wild ride, lad, but the damage is being done and history is being repeated.

>> No.17087183

>>17086357
A theory answer is: if the cost to keep it in some other form costs more than the negative interest rate (i.e. let's say you have physical gold and have to pay to move it and pay to protect it)
Also if you have an FDIC equivalent wherein the government will protect/insure your money in the bank

>> No.17087195

>>17086847
I suspect tesla's is being artificially pumped due to electric cars, or better put, the shift from fossil fuel to electric power that is being artificially pushed by UN's agenda 2030. Same goes for bullshit meme "food of the future" like beyond meat. But I might be wrong (I'm not).

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>>17087172
He warned us!!!

>> No.17087223

>>17087195
also, it must be the most meme'd stock I've seen in my life, so literal millions of s o y boys are putting money there.

>yes, I'd love to have bought tsla a few months ago. fuck me.

>> No.17087230

>>17087072
>It's literally the same thing the US is doing with the repo injections minus a couple of things.
You have no idea what you're talking about

>> No.17087235

>>17086907
Skimming /smg/ has me thinking there are a handful of people that know what they're doing and then a ton of degenerate gamblers that are fortunate only in that they're throwing away small amounts of dosh

>> No.17087252

>>17087051
Nothing today is different from yesterday (except iowa) so I assume up or sideways

But I'm terrible at guessing so probably down

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>>17087230
you're going to have to back up that claim, anon. Do enlighten us. The US is fueling overnight repo operations, the cash that keeps banks out of defaulting is all going into stocks. China is injecting 1.2 trillion yuan into the stock market.

>not the same thing

>> No.17087291

>>17087260
The repo operation is an overnight loan (when the stock market is closed). The fed shifts several billion into a bank, the bank puts up t-bills as collateral, and then in the morning they pay the money back and the operation completely resets.
It's an extremely short term loan, none of that money is being put into equities.
Again, I'll say that you have no idea what you're talking about, and you should take the time to read about the repo operation and the Chinese market operations before you respond to me again.

>> No.17087338

>>17087291
>, and then in the morning they pay the money back and the operation completely resets.

It does, the operation itself. However, you are keeping out of the equation the fact that banks are and have been gambling with the cash they have on hand on the market since forever. They've hit a bad spot and the fed is bailing them out through this short term loans that keep them out of defaulting, which is exactly what is allowing them to keep effectively gambling with the cash on hand. It doesn't really matter if the loan is repaid, it's the fact that it's been going on for a while now at the cost of inflation and there is no real end in sight. This explains why gold is going up so steeply since last year: it's the dollar that is losing value at a very high rate.

What you're saying is technically true but conveniently leaving out the high levels of fuckery banks are responsible of. The next thing you'll tell me is that the cash you have on a savings account is always there and is not being used by banks to gamble in the market while you aren't claiming it.

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>>17086691
>NIO
so far so good

>> No.17087395

>FTSE rallying again
>NYSE rallyed

Lmao the world truly hates China. If NYSE opens strongly again I might kek at my wagecuck desk

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>>17087291
>oy vey you can't fight the FED goyim. that's basically illegal
>t. Xi Jewping

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It's World Cancer Day, so here I am, a cancerous tripfag, reminding you to buy SNSS and do your part against Cancer while profiting greatly from it.

>> No.17087548

>>17087494
Do you own any ibio?

>> No.17087596

SPX futures up 1%
SHCOMP up 1.5%
NIKKEI up 0.5%

how do bobos even cope

>> No.17087650

>>17087596
The virus is over

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TSLA to $1000. Biggest/most innovating company of recent times, there’s no reason not to invest or trade it.

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>>17087650

>> No.17087700

>>17087689
Cope

>> No.17087716

>>17087548
No, but I have seen others discuss it in a positive light. I don't really have much powder left to throw at a new investment tho

>> No.17087719

is anyone still buying puts on tesla?

seems like a really effective way to lose money

also what are you lot buying at open?

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>>17087700
>cope
>80% of gdp
>90% of exports
>shut down til the 10th
literally how? china is still getting buttfucked by this

>> No.17087725

>>17087719
finna ride this NIO up a bit before hopping out to catch the dip on GURE

>> No.17087727

>>17087721
>believing the msm

ngmi

>> No.17087729

>>17087721
No one cares about China and the virus won't spread as much as thought

>> No.17087730

>>17087725
thought about buying it when it was getting JUSTed, looks like its too late now

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>>17087727
>not playing off the fears of people that believe the MSM
just more straw on the camels back that makes china bearish as fuck, whether it's speculation or not.
but please, put your money where your mouth is and all in on YANG

>> No.17087759

>>17087743
>betting against a strongly manipulated market that just got a cocaine and steroids injection

Go right ahead tripfag. Short them and keep buying meme stonks, you're clearly gonna make it.

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>>17087759
this isn't a trip you dumb nigger
and >>17087195 holy fucking christ you are a complete fucking imbecile lmao

>> No.17087801

>SOXL up 13 bucks a share premarket

Today will be a good day. Especially since I'm home sick, spot of food poisoning.

>> No.17087811

>>17087801
have you figured out what gave you the bug?

>> No.17087849

Crypto fomo has somehow spread to TSLA. This shit is going to be what crashes the world economy when it dumps.

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How is damadorans valuation book?

>> No.17087884

>>17087849
when there's losers there's winners.
who do think catch some wake on a TSLA crash?
honestly i think it would be bullish for literally all of their competitors and just fuck all the retards that think it's going to climb and hold 1000/sh right in their stupid asses

>> No.17087894

>>17087884
fuck even ford would pump on a tesla crash

>> No.17087902

>>17087811
No idea. Maybe IHOP

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>>17087291
If they wouldn't have had these repo operations, banks would have to sell equities to stay liquid. So by doing repo operations the FED boosts equity prices by removing the need to sell.

>> No.17087922

>MRK Pumping
>SOXL Pumping
>SALT Pumping
>SNSS Pumping
Meanwhile, GALT and SAVA are red

>> No.17088009

We still don't have results from Iowa? Why don't they just give everybody a delegate to keep the candidates from getting their feelings hurt?

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>>17086880
Someone takes the names of boards on anon image boards a little too seriously.

>> No.17088013

>VIX calls
Fuck this bullshit. Chinks BAN SELLING and inject billions, then the kikes here inject billions, FUCK THIS SHIT.
I hope no one believes this is sustainable

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Thoughts on UBER?

>> No.17088018

>>17087884
Everything will dump. This is exactly like the final insane January 2018 altcoin pump before the big crash.

>> No.17088021

>>17088018
altcoins are scam

>> No.17088022
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What do you call this chart pattern?

>> No.17088024

>>17088021
So is this rally.

>> No.17088034

>>17088022
"New paradigm!!"

>> No.17088035

>>17088024
cope

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>>17088022
>he bought?

>> No.17088040

>>17088013
>I hope no one believes this is sustainable
of course it's sustainable. governments have intervened since forever.

>> No.17088046

>>17088022
Icarian Jetpack

>> No.17088061

>no clear winner in Iowa

This is called foreshadowing. Expect a brokered Dem convention. I think a Trump win is much more likely now.

>> No.17088128

>Tesla still going up
>people making millions off of it, or even just making several hundred percent gains in a day or two
>tfw lost a ton of money on GOOG calls
what do

>> No.17088132

>>17088017
Anyone?

>> No.17088142

you would have to be a complete fucking idiot to buy TSLA right now

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Don't mind me. I am just grabbing my free money.

>> No.17088169

>>17088166
sell now

>> No.17088173

>>17086686
It literally is going to be at 1k by Thursday.

>> No.17088183

>>17088169
The intrinsic value of Tesla stock is 1,000 dollars. I'll sell then.

>> No.17088197

>>17085830
So, CCP says business won't open until 10. But I have talk with two business partners in Guangdong, and they tell me their factories won't open until 12. Shipping should start working on 14.
I bet at the end of this week CCP will delay the open of most of the business by 10 days more, while West is just parroting great CCP numbers. >>17085960

What would have the situation yesterday if CCP had reported 400k infected and 8k deads and the country shutdown until March?

>>17088022
Retard gonna retard.

>> No.17088199

TSLA to 1000 this week. question is if I should still ride it out with all the calls...

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>>17085830
Look at Apple and AMD. Both went up considerably during pre-market like if the Friday drop never happened. AMD probably even gonna go past its high high today even though analysts said it would take months to recover... Are those niggas ever right? Now I'm starting to understand why people call them monkeys.

>> No.17088261

Thoughts on Carnival Cruises CCL?

>> No.17088262

>>17088166
Congrats! Make sure you take profit before the music stops.

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>>17088183
You don't have to sell everything, but take profits you stupid nigger. I have seen this shit with bitcoin in 2017. Greedy idiot.

>> No.17088267

>>17088166
Checked

Can the price hit $1,000 by end of the week?

>bigly
>oh wow
>muh EV
>Zoomers

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>>17088166
Yo what's going on with this stock? How can it keep going up by this much every day?

>> No.17088275

>>17088262
Tsla will go to the sp500 and then ETFs will pump it indefinitely. It wont duplicate till 1k bc it's a major psychological number and hurdle, but it will rebound passed 1k.
Yes, this is insane.
Yes, this shouldn't be real.
Yes, you are missing out on gains.
Yes, alot of people bears first, then bulls, are going to be fucked at some point.
Ride the tiger anon.

>> No.17088287

>>17088275
Dump not duplicate.

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>>17085830
BTW did something happened with the Coronavirus today? Because the entire market is up! Almost everything is green today.

>> No.17088300

>>17088288
The golden bull run is here. Dump your pm positions and ride the tiger. Trumps getting reelected and with no burnie or Warren nomination the markets are happy we still have banking stooges in line.

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Anybody here following CMTL? They've had a good history of earnings, looks like a huge dip due to a merger and muh coronavirus. I'm not sure how the acquisition of a new company looks for the long term though, but was thinking of buying some oom calls on this dip before I realized what the reason was.

>> No.17088330

>>17088300
>with no burnie or Warren nomination the markets are happy
+1

How could JPM and GS be upset?

2020 looks like a NY billionaire vs a NY billionaire! Drumpf vs B-berg!

>> No.17088332

I am so fucked today. I am SO FUCKED TODAY

>> No.17088351

>>17088288
They found a cure in Thailand. Pol is on suicide watch

>> No.17088363

>>17088351
lol really, should I buy back into the market today?

>> No.17088369

>>17088300
I honestly doubt that bernie/warren nomination would have moved the needle. everyone with a brain can see that both have no chance against trump, the only hope with democrats is andrew yang, but the DNC is shooting themselves in the foot anyway.

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Elon is taking us to the 5th dimension. Coronavirus canceled. Bears canceled. Impeachment cancled. We golden bull now.

>> No.17088372

>people keep making threads on tesla
>cryptotards are getting interested
>people fomo ing and making accounts just to get in on tesla
>someone posted that one college student who only owns a single tesla stock in his portfolio
These are bad signs, right?

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Rumor says that people are selling BTC for TSLA

>> No.17088381

>>17088261
Too many deaths from food poisoning

>> No.17088385

>>17088363
Some articles being spread on pol about some mixture of drugs or something that cured a women.

I'm not sure really, markets are still itchy but I think alot of investors have realised the virus is not as bad as thought and the chink market has even improved

>> No.17088388

>>17088373
TSLA was the true BTC all along

>> No.17088391

>>17088332
Stop betting against America

>> No.17088392

Remember Volkswagen lads

The market stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent

>> No.17088393

>>17088372
Yeah. If I werent such a pussy I'd buy puts.

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Anyone here holding BMY shares?

>> No.17088398

>>17088385
Yeah that's what I thought. The virus is still spreading rapidly.

>> No.17088399

>>17088275
maybe I think things will start slowing. 'tutes all have certainly locked profits by now and are simply letting the euphoria run before a epic rug pull.

>>17088372
>>17088373
2017 BTC all over again.

>> No.17088400

>>17088271
its in the end of a parabolic phase, shit is going to be crazy for the next week or 2

>> No.17088401
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this shit better not dump on market open
i got in on 4.037

>> No.17088402

>>17088372
Yeah but you can't time the drop so wait until it all crashes and buy the dip. TSLA will recover to where it's supposed to be after all the bandwagon fags go crying home with all their money gone.

>> No.17088404

>>17088398
Yeah but how many are dead? Small amount. All spread still mostly in china.

It's a nothing Burger once again

>> No.17088418

>>17088404
Fair point. My only issue is the fact that hospitals could get overrun leading to an actual problem. Regardless, how do you hadge against this sort of drop with options?

>> No.17088430

>>17086819
That chick is ugly as hell, wtf?

>> No.17088432

i know there are gamblers in this thread. How can I a US citizen legally bet on the election? I'm pretty sure Dems will have a brokered convention and then lose.

pls no sites operated out of a teenagers bedroom in Jakarta.

>> No.17088446

>>17088404
>Yeah but how many are dead? Small amount. All spread still mostly in china.
Haha imagine being so gullible as to believe in the official CCP numbers lmao. They can't test beyond a set number of people every day.
People are staying HOME because that's what the CCP is telling everyone to do.
It's obvious damage control but I guess it's good enough for gullible NPCs like you.

>> No.17088447

>>17088432
find a bookie
ask them

>> No.17088466

>>17088447
will I identify him by his spats? Wtf is this 1921?

>> No.17088481

Why is TSLA mooning so hard? Short squeeze?

>> No.17088483

>>17088432
could open a betfair account if you are from NJ

>> No.17088493

>>17088017
>>17088132
Retarded ass name. "Uber"? Get the fuck outta here.

>> No.17088502

>>17088466
fucking google it you dumb nigger

>> No.17088503

>>17088481
Looks like rolling short squeeze. Starting out and cascading the shorts as it keeps going. If we get a 40% in a day pump thats probably the final squeeze.

>> No.17088506

where my corona vaccine at

>> No.17088507

>>17088432
PredictIt.org
$850 max bet per market though

>> No.17088510

>>17088506
they're distributing them in these rooms here >>17087689

>> No.17088515

>>17088502
not useful
>>17088483
No my life doesn't suck that bad
>>17088507
Looks like thats my only choice. Need a "drumpf is finished" moment to lower his odds though. Shouldn't take long.

>> No.17088521
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17088521

>>17088515
>most power search engine yet devised
>not useful

>> No.17088535

>>17088521
try and use google to find sites you can bet on as an American. It brings up tons of sites talking about the American election other countries citizens can bet on.

>a tripfag is retarded

I am shocked.

>> No.17088541

>ONTX up 11% premarket
Go, frens! I hope you get a nice juicy pump!

>> No.17088542

>>17088510
by product of whom

>> No.17088558
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17088558

>>17088535
jesus fucking christ you dumb piece of shit.
do you need me to wipe your fucking ass for you too?
here, let me spoon feed this to you in the next couple of posts

>> No.17088564
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17088564

>>17086819

>> No.17088569
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17088569

>>17088535
so you have to click on the link you dumb faggot.
click on the link and it will take you to this page.
oh wow, look at the fucking topic!!

>> No.17088572

>>17088541
I wonder if it's just people buying low, or it really was being manipulated.

>> No.17088575
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17088575

>>17088535
but oh oh, this is really hard, holy shit. look out for this next step.
you have to make an account.
i know. it's insane.
but after you do, you then have to do the really complex shit like adding money.
just look at this.
way too complex for someone of your caliber

>> No.17088576

>>17088558
>>17088569
you know US citizens are blocked from most online betting sites, right?

>> No.17088578

>>17088400
it's laughable people are comparing stocks to crypto
unlike stocks crypto has no fundamentals

>> No.17088579

I would really prefer if the market crashed this week

>> No.17088583

>>17088535
you should seriously fucking kill yourself.
the opportunity cost to others with you being alive is unfathomable.
kill yourself.

>> No.17088585

>>17088572
i bought the (near) bottom yesterday.

>> No.17088590

>>17088583
Kill yourself for being a tripfag

>> No.17088595

>>17088564
We're approaching a future with negative interest rates and diplomas with negative value.

>> No.17088600

Maybe the real TSLA were the friends we made along the way.

>> No.17088603
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17088603

meanwhile, in the world of people not completely fucking retarded

>> No.17088606
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17088606

>Go to sleep yesterday
>TSLA down to 720
>Ahhh yes... people will start losing money again and I can sleep comfortable
>Wake up
>TSLA Pre-market 887.00

What in the everloving cocksucking fuck???????????????????

Why didn't I buy TSLA at 400... why

WHY

>> No.17088613

>>17088579
gap this shit down already

>> No.17088617

no amount of fomo will make me touch TSLA.

>> No.17088618

is a valuation approaching TM really appropriate for TSLA?

>> No.17088620

>>17088603
$64 dollars, wow, that is gangster. Would you shut the fuck up? You're an insufferable faggot and everyone wants you to stop posting.

>> No.17088623

>>17088617

Imagine buying 10 shares at almost $9000

Then it corrects down to 600/pps

Instantly lost 1/3rd of your money

>> No.17088624

>>17088620
don't give a shit not gonna

>> No.17088627

900 rejected once if it goes again TSLA might start bleeding...

>> No.17088629

>>17088620
also where's your 6% in the last hour?

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17088630

>>17088603

Nice $64 dollar gain son,

Here hold my 5th highest green day from last year

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17088638

>>17088606
You didn't buy because that was the rational choice at that time. Can't catch every moon mission. Don't get hung up fren.

>> No.17088640

>>17088624
It's time to stop posting bro.

>> No.17088641

>>17088630
hey i love it
green gets me hard
not trying to flex just trying to talk about green arrows rather than handhold someone through a google search

>> No.17088648
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17088648

>>17088640
>8 minutes before open
we're just getting started

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17088659

>>17088648

>He thinks the market opens at 9 AM

>> No.17088662

it's literally worse than baggie-spam and it doesn't have a trip so i can't filter it.

>> No.17088663

>>17088648
Markets open at 9:30 you newfag

>> No.17088671

>>17088662
We need to stop feeding them

>> No.17088672

>>17088659
fine 9:30 whatever
don't give a fuck
you're stuck with me til i'm broke
JET PLAAAAAANE!!!

>> No.17088673
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17088673

>>17088572
It's manipulation to try and force the stock to go past $1 because if a stock remains below $1 for more than 30 days it gets delisted. The other option would be reverse split but when it happens most investors dump and the company loses even more money.

When investing on penny stocks you need to be aware of their deadlines. The closer it gets the more they artificially pump the stock by buying and selling their own shares to drive up volume and lure people in. Of-course when you're of aware of it with the right strategy you can make money.

>> No.17088679

>>17088671
baggie and pendy although massive faggots are tolerable the problem is they spawned these insufferable cunts.

>> No.17088680

>>17088583
tripfags will hang on the day of the rope

>> No.17088683
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17088683

>>17088603
the absolute state of fucking tripfags

>> No.17088692

>>17088683
>muh dollars
show me your percents in a day

>> No.17088700

>>17088692
been down 1-2 per day due to coronachan, was back up 0.5 yesterday, should be up 2 today based on premarket movement.

>> No.17088701

>>17088692
Dude stop posting. You are fucking annoying and no one is liking you. Lurk. For. Two. Years.

>> No.17088704

>>17088392
What’s the story with Volkswagen?

>> No.17088710

>>17088701
alright i'll fucking chill out

>>17088700
what were you holding rolling into the virus?

>> No.17088725

Disney has amazing projection today . Safe Tesla money going to DIS

>> No.17088734

>>17088606
>tfw called a retard for guaranteeing TSLA over $1,000 this year

Feels good man

>> No.17088763

New thread

>>17088707
>>17088707
>>17088707
>>17088707
>>17088707
>>17088707

>> No.17088784

>>17088620
>everyone

>> No.17088785

>>17088734
I’ve been meming it all day everyday in conversation with friends and coworkers. Most people say “oh cool good job” because I’m an autistic bitch . But about a dozen started trading within 24 hrs and have called me asking how the basics work . We will make Tesla a god

>> No.17088807

>>17088784
Yes, everyone. Even tripfags want him to stop which tells you something.

>> No.17088808

>>17088572
It was definitely being manipulated but it was always gonna bounce when news came. Now that we actually know when news is coming people can start looking to the future again. Glad to be back in the green

>> No.17088818

>>17088446
The real numbers don't matter.

If 10 million chinks die but it's a secret does anything actually happen? No.

>> No.17088847

>>17088704
Porsche buying into 70% ownership position forced short squeeze and took it to 1000 Euro

>> No.17088866
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17088866

>Tesla skyrockets
>Clorox up
Kek

>> No.17088903
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17088903

Come on REFR, keep up the phenomenal work today and wipe away my losses

*grow, grow*

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17088966

morning frens, ive got 15k to spend on memes, what do?

>> No.17089217

> Tfw made 7100 off of tesla
> Tfw rh is too fucked up to properly showcase gains
Such is life

>> No.17089493

>>17086847
How are you too retarded that Elob Musk and Tesla is pulling the same shit that Steve Jobs did with Apple. Jesus you are fucking stupid.

>> No.17089610

Tesla stock is correlated with nCoV deaths.

>> No.17090057

>>17088966
all in GURE

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