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Uhhh guys

>> No.17080724
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17080724

LOAD A DIP

>> No.17080729

It's going to hit 1k before it dumps

>> No.17080761

>>17080700

It is bullshit and will backfire big time. Here is my explanation: It is simple. Sorties MUST buy now. To short this stock was cheap, because Tesla = doesn't pay dividend. If you short, you must pay dividend. The higher the dividend, the more expensive to short. Most shorts are on credit. When the course goes high, shorties must buy like hell and at all costs, because otherwise the costs will go nuts on the shortie.
This is what completely irrationally happened to this course


Stay far away for a while... my advice

>> No.17080776
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17080776

Uhh guys

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>>17080700
I wouldn't be surprised if TSLA will hit 4200$ during the next five years (arbitrary short timeframe; for visualization purposes only) and Musk then gleefully tweets "WOW! Now the stock is ten times as HIGH!"
The number of trillions of $dollars$ that "short sellers" of any kind have lost, are about to lose, and will still lose on their TSLA bets are already astronomical.
But in this world, would it realy be comical if TSLA @ 4200$ was the catalyst to break the system and usher in the total collapse of everything?
No virus, no war, no nuclear disaster, no earthquake, no terrorism, no natural disaster... NO!
"How TSLA @ 4200$ destroyed the human race. --- A journey through the last years of mankind." written by historical researcher Ayy Lmao

>> No.17080871

>>17080776
This.

>> No.17080873

Just screencapped the share data for previous month ending Jan 15. Interested to see the change in # of shorted shares after this and >>17080761 anons rationale

>> No.17080892

>>17080776
Just another pre-curser to a large crash.
Shipping index dropped as well just before the 08 financial crisis.
We are about to witness the greatest wealth transfer of all time.

>> No.17080930

>>17080858
>How TSLA @ 4200$ destroyed the human race. --- A journey through the last years of mankind." written by historical researcher Ayy Lmao
frighteningly probable tbqhfag

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>>17080724
id actually enjoy watching this...

>> No.17081039

Have we reached peak tesla cult?

>> No.17081053

>>17080729
unironically this. i'm bullish very long term on tsla, mainly for the battery shit, but this is simply insane today. normies will keep fomoing in, it'll reach 1000 then dump back to probably 550 support.

>> No.17081100

>>17080776
kek

>> No.17081159

>>17080873

Smart anon, you will see what I said is what led to this.

>> No.17081203

>>17080873
Post results.

>> No.17081323

>>17081159
>>17081203
Will do, look for a thread 2/18 about tsla shorties getting btfo

>> No.17082452

>>17080700
dont ask questions. just fucking buy. thank me later.

>> No.17082472

>>17080776
oooh fuck, NORMIES WATCH OUT

get out of tesla

>> No.17082854

>>17080700
Go based scammer elon go!!!

>> No.17083648

>>17082854

Elon doesn't know what's going on either. He was as surprised as you.

And he will be surprised again when it all turns to dust

>> No.17084242

>>17083648
elon gets about 100 million dollars in salary if the market cap of tesla is over 100 billion (average) for 10 days. he is having his rich friends pump the stock so that he can get paid. after 10 days this will dump like a rock.

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>>17080776
uhh ummmm

>> No.17084549

>>17084242

Did we claim that he will not make money? Of course he does. it is his damn company after all. BUT what happened to the stock lately, he himself doesn't get. And rightfully so. It is all artificial. It is shorties buying back all they can. This will go down like u never seen a stock go down

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>>17080776
DELETE THIS, UR JUST TRYING 2 SHILL CRYPTO STOCKS ARE BETTER AND SAFER, JUST WAIT /SMG/ IS GOING TO RETAKE /BIZ ONCE UR BITCORNS CRASH TO 0.