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Anyone have experience or insight on how to go about doing this? My goal is to create a business that provides me with a passive stream of income and pussy.

This is my current plan:

1. Contact free agent escorts (via tinder, online ads, other apps, IRL etc) and convince them to work for me

2. Rent a nice shophouse in the red light district

3. Deck it out so it looks really nice and modern

4. Start aggressive marketing (astroturfing, forum shilling, physical posters, online ads etc) to build up a steady customer base and reputation

5. If the reputation starts attracting other escorts who want to start working for me, I'll charge them the normal rates AND also the requirement that I'm allowed to fuck them 1-2 times a week

6. Once things become stable, I hire a mamasan to take care of daily operations

Most of the whorehouses I've seen in SE Asia have more than 7 girls so even if I cap myself at 7 employees max, that means...

I get to have at least 1-2 fucks with different women EVERY day PLUS I receive passive income every week.


Am I retarded or would this plan work???? goddamnit bros i just want a constant stream of pussy and money

>> No.17074399

>>17074381
Be ready to have to pay protection money to the local mob and police

>> No.17074407

>>17074399
I'd be more than happy to do so

>> No.17074410

>how to make money from fuck prostitute?

>> No.17074423

>>17074410
Another possible income stream I can combine with this whorehouse plan is to also record myself POV while fucking my girls and put it on pornhub, kinda like GDP or MomPov

>> No.17074436
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>>17074381
All women are whores. When I make it, I'm just going to hand random bitches on the street a stack of cash to suck my dick and let me cum in their ass. I'm not gonna go after the trashy looking ones either. To make a point, I'm going after the normal mousy looking ones. They know what they are. They know that if a man comes around with some cash they will be on their knees sucking cock like they've been working the streets for their whole life. It comes natural to every single one of them. It was what they were made to do.

>> No.17074533
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>>17074436
is /biz/ even more based than /pol/?

>> No.17074546

>>17074381
>1. Contact free agent escorts (via tinder, online ads, other apps, IRL etc) and convince them to work for me

it's not gonna happen like that. i can't tell you how it CAN happen, but i can tell you, not like that.

>> No.17074549

>>17074436
Good god man, based I say!

>> No.17074560

>>17074381
>AND also the requirement that I'm allowed to fuck them 1-2 times a week

forget it dude. you basically need to be a eunuch to have success with this sort of enterprise

>> No.17074569

>>17074381
Why not do it in a civilized place like europe? There's a good chance you'll get shot by some rival pimp in se asia. Meanwhile in the netherlands it's a fully legal business.

>> No.17074672

>>17074381
Or you can just start a small business or rent real estate in your country, go to SE Asia using the money, and not deal with the hassle of operating in a foreign country. Fairly there's a good chance that you could still be committing a crime depending on what country you lived in and whether they enforce the "if you do something that's legal oversees but illegal in our country, we'll still throw you in the slammer" rule.

>> No.17074700

ur describign going to a brothel with extra steps.
just make money and go to one dolt

>> No.17074730
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>>17074381
>Am I retarded
yes short asia

>> No.17074747

>>17074436
>I'm not gonna go after the trashy looking ones either. To make a point, I'm going after the normal mousy looking ones.
fucking based

>> No.17074777

>>17074407
you probably also need a local front man who will milk you for all your margins

>> No.17074821

>all these horny little cock-soft fucks who think that they have pimping in them
>they invariably start talking about how great it will be to fuck their whores for free

I never cease to get a laugh out of you dummies.

>> No.17074867

>>17074821
Don't listen to this guy! I believe in you op!

>> No.17074905

>>17074747
Honestly that is based as fuck, I would pay to see a video of someone doing that

>> No.17075064

this would be a decent reality show

watch a bumbling internet nerd try and get into pimping with nothing but their 6 point plans and their LINK gains

>> No.17075082

>>17074821
Probably fantasises about turning one of them into his wife.
>fucking your own girls

>> No.17075140

>>17074436
>normal mousy looking ones
What does one like that, look like?

>> No.17075161

opening a business in most countries in Asia is a pain in the ass because you need a JV with some local where said local owns 51% of the venture/shareholding of your company.

i would never fucking trust Somchai with 51% of my own livelihood.

t. white lawyer in SEA

>> No.17075204

>>17075161
>t. white lawyer in SEA
why?

>> No.17075207

Dude if you've got the money to do it then Fucking do it.

>> No.17075211

>>17075204
because just so it happens i work here

>> No.17075257

>>17074436
based and, dare i say, redpilled

>> No.17075296

>>17075161
Somchai will eventually fuck you off your savings.

>> No.17075308

>>17075296
precisely my point

>> No.17075364
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>>17074569
This desu. The Dutch are chill as fuck with the wildest of shit like this and coke use.

>> No.17075416

>>17074423
what kind of dick do you have?

>> No.17075423

>>17074436
do it and report back

>> No.17075425

>>17074436
Based

>> No.17075644

>>17074546
fake and gay unless you explain how it CAN happen

>> No.17075651

>>17074700
he gets a discount/free fuck from the prostitutes, plus owning a brothel is seeing prostitutes all day, rather than seeing fat chicks at an office job

>> No.17075654

>>17074410
kek in fucking dying here

>> No.17075657

>>17075064
kek

>> No.17075659

>>17074436
Disgustingly based

>> No.17075665

>>17074436
wtf is a mousy looking girl?

>> No.17075741

>>17074436
they will cry rape and fifty white knights will jump out of the bushes to fuck you shit up. You want to play mind games with women? The most logical thing to do is to throw acid on their faces

>> No.17075747

>>17074436
i tied this once, it didn't go well

she started walking faster then when i increased the amount of the money she started running. i had to hide in the trees for 3 hours in-case she called the cops before i could leave

>> No.17075766

>>17074381
You will lose your ass, guaranteed, unless you're a local, and even then. Nope. Look up the failure rate. Not even a break-even hobbyist should attempt.

Best bet is to all in low cap shitcoins like ARPA and wait for the Asia boom. Then you can bang whoever, in country, or maybe even pay 'em in ARPA. Kek.

>> No.17075771

>>17075747
Based

>> No.17075773

>>17075747
KEK

>> No.17075812

>>17074546
got an email i can talk to you on?

>> No.17075822

Bruh your girls are gonna manipulate and control you then you’re gonna get shanked by a real gangster jungle monkey

>> No.17075830

>>17075822
how would they manipulate me?

>> No.17075837

>>17075830
sex

>> No.17075845

>>17075837
im not retarded enough to give them control of the company or give them free money just for sex tho

>> No.17075851

>>17074381
134
you can keep 2

>> No.17075852

>>17074436
yea, im thinkin he's based!

>> No.17075853

>>17075845
thats not the way it works. youre obviously naive if you dont understand how women manipulate with their pussies men in position of power

>> No.17075857

>>17075845
how are you going to hire women to have sex with you if you don't offer them an attractive wage?

>> No.17075867

>>17075064
Looool you can make insane cash with this television format

>> No.17075876

>>17074381
>goddamnit bros i just want a constant stream of pussy and money

Why not just skip the brothel and open up a hostel in SEA?

You can fuck all the naive backpacker sluts. Committing crime as a foreigner opens up tons of problems.

>> No.17075890

>>17075857
I am offering them an attractive wage, but we're discussing manipulation and Im pretty sure i have enough mental fortitude to not let these women manipulate me into doing more than i should for them

>>17075876
thats a cool idea too

>> No.17075909

>>17075890
>attractive wage, as in paying them more than your other workers to have sex with you
>paying someone to have sex with you
this still opens you up for manipulation desu

>> No.17075921

>>17075909
I dont understand what you mean? Once the brothel has established itself, I would let all of my workers know what the deal is going forward (they all the the same commission rate and I get to fuck all of them)

any worker that doesnt comply I'll just fire them

>> No.17075973

>>17074381
unironically would pick #4

>>17074436
based as fuck

>> No.17075976

>>17075921
>5. If the reputation starts attracting other escorts who want to start working for me, I'll charge them the normal rates AND also the requirement that I'm allowed to fuck them 1-2 times a week
I figured you wouldn't get to fuck the prostitutes you started off with

>> No.17076024

>>17074381
>convince them to work for me
and this is where you fall down

>> No.17076029

>>17075976
honestly, I'd probably start having sex with them from day one, even without having established a reputation yet

finna dab on any hoe who doesn't wanna give up the pussy

>> No.17076042

>>17076029
>finna dab on any hoe
you're either black or underage or both

>> No.17076048

>>17075876
Literally like 90% of backpackers have this idea

>> No.17076066

>>17074381
>needing to construct a scheme this elaborate just to get laid

>> No.17076067

>>17074381
Successful pimp here. Let me give you a few tips that may help a fellow entrepimpeneur:

1. Be black. Women willl only obey pimps who are black. It’s hardwired into their dna because black men have the strong pimp hand. Another fact is women will fall out of line like apples fall from a tree, so in order to get them back in line, the pimp hand must flow and flow freely.

2. You need a fur coat. A fur coat is alpha af and shows women that you aren’t afraid to kill animals for their skin and wear them. This invokes fear and respect and makes women want to join you.

3. Develop a pimp walk. A pimp walk is another piece of the alpha af triad. A proper pimp walk will inspire loyalty and when using the pimp walk women will follow you like a pied piper. “Do you see his alpha af pimp walk?” A bitch will ask rhetorically. Other women around her will say “mmhmmm” and they will automatically walk the streets to please the proper pimp.

4. You gotta talk the talk. Women want/need to be put in their place. A proper pimp will automatically reduce a woman to prostitution simply by calling her “bitch” or “Ho” so she can try to earn his respect. In fact a proper pimp won’t even need to use the pimp hand, although it needs to be seen in public so as to immediately quell any hint of Ho-bellion.

Follow these tips, my pimp-prentice, and you too will be well on your way to being a master pimp-edi and strong in the ways of the pimp.

>> No.17076144

>>17076067
>ho-bellion

My sides

>> No.17076149

>>17074381
Do it entirely online, with call outs. Take a cut and you don't even get shot

>> No.17076165

Haha you have never been to SEA have you?

>> No.17076185

Enjoy being kidnapped and tortured by the triad.

>> No.17076194

>>17076165
OP thinks he is the first man ever to try turn his sexual fantasies into a business. Funny to see busters act like this.

>> No.17076202

>>17076194
Rather, have the fantasy to turn his sexual fantasies into a business.

>> No.17076252

>>17075845
Alec Holowka

>> No.17076288
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>>17075140

>> No.17076289

>>17074381
If you fuck up even a little or the local mob/police decide they don't like you, theu can throw you in prison for life. Have fun

>> No.17076359

>>17074407
you probably fail to understand that protection money eats up all your profits, and you're left with nothing.
then you will slowly start to get in debt, loan money from the mob and before you know it your brothel becomes their brothel and you're left with nothing.
i dont think you're cut for this.

>> No.17076364

You know what, I just had a wank and I don’t want to do this brothel thing anymore

Seems kinda cringe. I’m gonna hit the gym instead and get jacked

Thanks for the help anyway guys

>> No.17076372

>>17076359
This, nothing in your plan has anything to do with the people and the place where this money/pussy fountain is going to be. Basically, locals will eat or kill you if you don't have local clout or protection, and money flows UP from dodgey shit, so unless the money needs you to keep flowing up, you can be dispensed with.

>> No.17076389

>>17074381
don't, you're too low IQ to understand you ngmi. kek fucking autist thinks he will have a passive income and fuck girls i SEA just like that

>> No.17076400

>>17076048
But they don't have any starting money. I know a sex-freak who lets people stay in her Saigon place and she fucks anyone who looks nice, maybe even comps them some nights if they're good company.
You can set up a comfy spot if you have money and ideas, this site seems full of people with neither and a worldview formed from TV.

>> No.17076427

If she cant fit a link cube in her pussy and a tezos hook in her asshole
Is she worth it?
No.

>> No.17076445

>>17074436
pretty based wanna be like you one day

>> No.17076454

>>17075064

the reality tv show of a whole bunch of neets /making it/ from link and how their lives turn to destruction as a result of them becoming rich, would watch

>> No.17076853

>>17074381
Kys

>> No.17077664

>>17074381
fuck women, emotional retarded children, primitive monkey brains, fuck them

>> No.17077844

>>17074533
yerp

>> No.17077860

>>17074436
A man of culture. You understand reality as it is. Without any bullshit social filters. Based.

>> No.17077959

>>17074381
>My goal is to create a business that provides me with a passive stream of income and pussy.
Based

>> No.17078121

>>17076288
how much?

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>>17076454
I'd watch it, but I don't have to, I'll live it soon.

>> No.17078404

>>17074533
>/pol/
>based

>> No.17078511
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17078511

you will be an easy target for criminals, think of a better business

>> No.17078528

>>17074436
>>17076288
Your autistic ass will end up in jail.

>> No.17078626

>>17074381
Your plan will not work sir. In this line of business, your customers don’t give a flying fuck about marketing and all the bullshit you’re planning to do. Your only product is customer service and u never mention once. 100% will fail and std/hiv positive.

>> No.17078732

>>17076364

kek I was going to say, this is more hassle than it's worth. Just make a trip to SEA and fuck them. Why do the business?


Btw the 2nd from left is so beautiful. WHY ARE YOU A WHORE BB I WILL SAVE U

>> No.17078775

>>17074381
I would do unspeakable things to the blonde milf