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holy shit Anonymous Sun, Feb 2, 2020 22:24:52 No.17073645 [Reply] [Original]

is this the most /biz/ movie ever.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 2, 2020 22:29:00 No.17073672 >>17073645 >no oscar nomination

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 2, 2020 22:29:59 No.17073677 File: 303 KB, 1600x900, kaiji bog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17073645 Yes. And Kaiji is the most /biz/ anime.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 2, 2020 22:31:10 No.17073690 >>17073645 was it good? it's a rare thing to see adam sandler acting well

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 2, 2020 22:31:12 No.17073691 >>17073677 yes.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 2, 2020 22:31:58 No.17073696
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Okay, so I'm watching TV, like a year ago, all right? I'm watching one of those, fucking, history channel shows, trying to learn shit. And I stumbled... You ever hear about African Jews?
--African Jews? Yeah, no, all right, no. Nigga wants everyone to be a Jew.
Checks this out. Checks this out. All right? So, these are black Jews, all right? They're stranded in the middle of Ethiopia. It's deep shit.
--Stranded?
Yeah, look, they got nothing. They don't got cars, they don't got shit. And I'm watching this, and I'm like - what the fuck are these guys wearing? Look. It's on the tower over there, it's everywhere, right? What the fuck? Where are these, fucking, guys get precious black opals? That's what that is.
-- It's black opal?
I do my research, these guys live near the Weio mines, which, primarily, red opals, which aren't worth shit. Okay?
-- Oh, okay.
But these, I can get your hands on these things, you understand?
-- Really?
So, look. I said to myself, how do I get ahold of these guys? And I managed to track these guys down and buy one from them.
[takes out opal]
--Holy shit, what is that?
What is that? That's what it is. That's the rock. That's the rock. That's the stone I got from them.
--How the fuck did you get this shit, man?
It took me, fucking, 17 months to get this thing.
-- Holy shit.
Just look at this. Hang on for a second. Go through my loupe. Be careful, thats my best loupe.
--Let me see this, man.
I want you to look... You really into that motherfucker. Look at this. That's history, right there, you understand?
--How many carats is this?
What, four, five thousand carats? 3000 dollars for a carat, I don't know.
--What?
I'm not fucking bullshitting you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 2, 2020 22:32:51 No.17073703 File: 157 KB, 935x521, Moses-Crossing-the-Red-Sea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] original jews were black

Anonymous Sun, Feb 2, 2020 22:33:00 No.17073706

--Why does it have so many colors in it, man, what is this?
That's the thing, they say you can see the whole universe in opal. That's how fucking old they are.
--Holy shit.
I've been telling you. That's why I wanted you to see it.
--I gotta have one.
You know, it's crazy, man. That's, fucking, from stone to stone. Garnet's a stone, you know that. That's a million dollar opal you are holding. Straight from the Ethiopian Jewish tribe. I mean this is old school, middle earth shit. You got a, motherfuckin', dinosaur gem. Thats right. The dinosaurs were fuckin' staring at this thing. It's 110 million years old, at least. It's deep shit.
[KG falls through glass]
KG, are you okay? Are you all right? You gonna be all right? Told you not to lean. Give him a fucking towel or something.
You heard me, I said "tell them not to lean". Are you all right?
--That's a sign though. That's a sign. That's a sign for that. I need this. That what it is.
--Gotta make sure my nigga good, bro.
Fucking glass, I'm telling you. It's a lot of weight you put on.
--That's the sign. I need this.
--I need this gem.
Listen, that's not for sale, I can't. I can't sell it to you.
--What do you mean it's not for sale?
I can't do it. Goddamn, it's set per auction. I can't...
--Why the fuck would you show me something, if I couldn't have it then? Why the fuck would you bring this out, you know?
Sorry, I was excited. Excited to share with you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 2, 2020 22:37:08 No.17073735 >>17073696 >>17073706 >buy rock low >sell rock high

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 2, 2020 22:37:53 No.17073742 >>17073696 >>17073706 i like this. i think i will watch it

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 2, 2020 22:56:27 No.17073874 File: 28 KB, 720x481, tHeranus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17073645 i mean the way he teeters between making it and being completely justed is pure biz

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 2, 2020 23:07:22 No.17073949 >>17073645 >is this the most /biz/ movie ever. especially the bit where he thinks he's made it and then he didn't make it

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 2, 2020 23:12:03 No.17073995 It’s the most Jewy movie ever, that’s for sure.

>>	111 Sun, Feb 2, 2020 23:13:04 No.17074002 no

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 2, 2020 23:13:31 No.17074010 >>17073645 What's the movie called?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 2, 2020 23:13:55 No.17074017 >>17074010 Uncut Gems, lol

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 2, 2020 23:24:28 No.17074091 >>17074017 Thanks, downloading now.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 2, 2020 23:26:33 No.17074101 I would like to see the equivalent of this in the crypto scene come a couple years or so.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 2, 2020 23:27:06 No.17074106 All the "1080p" torrents are blurry as shit. Gay.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 2, 2020 23:34:37 No.17074152 >>17073690 It was ok. Too much arguing and Jew yelling in every scene

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 2, 2020 23:50:01 No.17074242 >>17073690 it's a good depiction of what living in new york is like.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 2, 2020 23:52:58 No.17074263 >>17073690 He plays the role of greedy jew very well

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 2, 2020 23:57:55 No.17074295 >Uncut Gems >movie about jew(el)ry kek

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 00:20:31 No.17074450 >>17074106 Watch on jewflix >>17073677 Lost 5/6 of my eth stack betting on football last night. No worries though I will use the rest to gain it back

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 00:48:28 No.17074637 File: 2.40 MB, 900x506, blackD.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17073645 imagin

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 00:56:24 No.17074683 >>17074450 Its on netflix??? Brb buying a cracked account

>>	DetectiveAnon !!xywCWEmZbu8 Mon, Feb 3, 2020 00:59:54 No.17074706 >>17074295 Look into the De Beers. Diamonds being valuable is literally a Jewish idea, they started it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 01:10:09 No.17074779 >>17073645 can confirm, this is a great movie

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 01:24:53 No.17074865 >>17074683 Yes and I'm watching as we speak

>>	Jamon Kratzenberg Mon, Feb 3, 2020 01:26:15 No.17074877 File: 36 KB, 604x589, 27B5A703-CEDF-40A2-A08C-B65C01621980.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17073703 Das rite

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 01:50:42 No.17075018 File: 10 KB, 182x268, MV5BOTA5MzQ3MzI1NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNTcxNTYxMTE@._V1_UX182_CR0,0,182,268_AL_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17073645

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 01:52:09 No.17075028 >>17074683 Torrent everything you stupid fucks. Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 01:52:55 No.17075030 >>17073645 Just saw it with the wife, not great but it was fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 01:53:14 No.17075032 >>17075018 this too

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 01:58:50 No.17075057 >>17073703 No, they were brown / olive skinned.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 02:00:30 No.17075065 >>17073645 Sandler's best movie since Billy Madison.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 02:01:51 No.17075074 Flixtor.to Its legal I think.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 02:03:55 No.17075089 Adam Sandler gets shot in the head by one of the henchmen after winning a million dollar sports bet, his shop then gets ransacked.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 02:05:48 No.17075106 >>17075089 !!!SPOILERS. DON'T READ THIS!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 02:12:16 No.17075156 >>17075089 Arno also gets shot in the head by his own guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 02:13:44 No.17075162 >>17075106 Retard, write this above his message not below

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 02:51:58 No.17075351 File: 86 KB, 640x427, EyptianCircumcision.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17073703 Sorry, you nigs were dick shavers at best

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 03:13:44 No.17075450 >>17074450 how big was the stack?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 04:02:02 No.17075669 >>17074683 >buying

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 04:03:15 No.17075676 >>17075162 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 04:10:46 No.17075707 >>17074637 wtf is that and how much

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 04:11:54 No.17075713 >>17074106 The latest 720p upload on TBP was very good quality. Great movie.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 04:19:56 No.17075764 >>17073696 i thought this was a joe rogan podcast parody at first

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 05:28:13 No.17076079 >>17073949 This. The Jew gets shot in the face and doesn’t make it in the end. Let that be a lesson to you /biz/lets: you’re going to get shot in the face in the end and get your memecoins taken from you

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 05:38:58 No.17076116 >>17076079 >>17075089 >MOOOOM LOOK, I DID IT AGAIN! TEE HEE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 05:45:36 No.17076147 >>17073677 true

Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 06:50:31 No.17076448

>>17073645
the movie was just a garbage 3/10 waste of time that you will not remember in 2 years
>bad script
>predictable ending which made no sense
>he does one bet after another, borrow money everywhere for 2 hours
>some meme stone

the fact that this is discussed to even be a good kino here is disgusting. movie is flat as fuck, wasted time

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 07:09:58 No.17076551 >>17074295 My dad asked me to watch it with him. The second he told me the title I said, "is this movie about Jews?"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 07:29:53 No.17076653 >>17076551 well it's ironic that it's called 'uncut' gems considering jews love circumcision

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 07:35:30 No.17076683 >>17073645 It's a great film.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 07:40:53 No.17076708 >>17075089 If youre going to pretend to spoil the movie at least make it believable.

Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 07:50:34 No.17076761

>>17073703
Lamentations 5:10-11

10. Our skin was black like an oven because of the terrible famine. 11. They ravished the women in Zion, and the maids in the cities of Judah.

Daniel 10:6

His body also was like the beryl, and his face as the appearance of lightning, and his eyes as lamps of fire, and his arms and his feet like in colour to polished brass, and the voice of his words like the voice of a multitude.

Song of Solomon 1:5-6

5. I am black, but comely, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, as the tents of Kedar, as the curtains of Solomon. 6. Look not upon me, because I am black, because the sun hath looked upon me: my mother's children were angry with me; they made me the keeper of the vineyards; but mine own vineyard have I not kept.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 08:24:33 No.17076962 >>17073645 i watched it last night and enjoyed it. it was a good movie but will not watch it again. if you like movies, you will like this movie. if you like avengers, you will find it boring.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 08:28:49 No.17076987 >>17076708 That's what happens idiot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 3, 2020 08:28:51 No.17076988 >>17075707 Black opal https://www.opalauctions.com/nl/auctions/black-opal/?order=price_high see for yourself

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