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17071198 No.17071198 [Reply] [Original]

Would you let this obese Russian stallion ejaculate his prime seed in your nasty boypussy for just 100 of his shit tokens?

>> No.17071233

>>17071198
Only 100? That's a privilege, I'd even pay more than that, I'd pay 400 for his sweat.

>> No.17071242

i would pay him 100 to do so

>> No.17071268

I want to get plastic surgery to look more like Sergey. I already have a decent beard but is isn't as good as his. I'm stocky, built more for comfort than speed that's for sure. I've brought pictures of Sergey from all angles to the best jewish surgeons I could find. One of them said he could do what I want but it will cost all of my linkies The only thing that is giving me pause is that I have to choose between buying more link or getting cut up to look like Sergey. My God, he's just so masculine and commanding. His piercing stare, he's like the fucking Mona Lisa, he knows the secret of life and it amuses him. He will be a billionaire, maybe I could get hired as a Sergey body double. He is the undisputed master of oracles and I pray for the day I can wake up and be Sergey. I'm not saying I'd want to wear his skin hahaha how weird would that be ahah. I just feel like it would be so comfortable to be him and to be so masculine and confident. I want to get lenses to make my eyes pierce into the souls of man as do Sergeys.

>> No.17071808
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>>17071198
I guess I'd be willing to give it a shot, not sure if I would be able to take his dick though. It could be worth it for the networking opportunity or to blackmail him for more linkies.

>> No.17071819

>>17071198
why is he so fat bros? What the fuck is he doing

>> No.17071821

>>17071198
Let's just say he'd be the one receiving 100 of my 'shit tokens' after we're done ;)

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>>17071268
>built more for comfort than speed that's for sure.