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[Anonymous No.17054339]

*ahem*

First they laughed and paid me no heed,

To them I said, not selling, didnt read,

Next they screamed until they were pink,

But I’m never selling, not even 1 link

Again, they swore that it was a scam,

But I couldn’t hear, I was choosing my lam,

I waited for days, weeks, even years,

Each day getting closer to no-linker tears,

They laughed, they pointed, and they shouted “cope!”,

But I simply smiled, as they tied their rope,

Despite all the fud, the torment, and fear,

I knew deep down it would be 1k eoy,

Then one day, out of the blue,
Link was one dollar, one fifty, then 2!

“You’ll never make it, it’s a pyramid scheme,

link ‘s only value is based on some meme”,

“My god, all this fud over linkies?”

I thought to myself as my wallet grew stinky,

Then one day, I never thought it would come,

All those no-linkers now wanted some,

They begged, they cried, they screamed and they plead,

Please sir 1 $link that’s all that I need!

The moral is this, in case it needs telling,

Despite all these words, didn’t read, never selling

[Anonymous No.17054357]

>imagine not having a degree
>imagine not having 700k already in the bank from granpa's inheritance and wageslaving for 3 years
>imagine relying on crypto to make just a little bit more money to feel good about yourself

[Anonymous No.17054401]

>>17054339
Based and FOMOed.

[Anonymous No.17054408]

was bretty good OP

[Anonymous No.17054413]

>>17054339
SN=SN
1=1000

[Anonymous No.17054421]

>>17054339
Based. Going to buy a little more linkies because of this