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I've been a NEET for 10 years... No one will ever hire me. Is it possible I can forge 10 years of work history and get away with it...? I may be a piece of shit, but I still have dreams and stuff, and I really want to work now at this company I like in a town I love.

Is it possible to forge 10 years of work history?

>> No.17054107

I guess this means I'm fucked, but atleast my ID is green.

>> No.17054116

>>17054014
Sounds like a solution is in your pic, OP. The military's always hiring and if you're in the U.S. people worship the military and are more likely to overlook anything else. Like the gap on your resume mostly irrelevant after a few years anyway. Also looks very good if you want to be a cop.

>> No.17054150

>>17054014
Pick a company that existed for 10 years but recently closed down and claim you worked there.
Give them a faked email adress or phone number and get your sister to larp for you on the phone

>> No.17054193

>>17054116
Possible. I don't want to kill foreigners for someone else's interests (not that it'd happen).

What can being a cop lead into? Any other lines of work like private eye or something more lucrative?

>>17054150
Thank you..

>> No.17054216

I know a guy who got hired as an electrician by lying about his experience and only learning some basics from jewtube.

>> No.17054239

You can't fake shit like this anymore. Its not the 2000s anymore.

Just accept you fucked up and start at the very bottom in the most cucked job possible. Its realistically the only thing you can do.

Or just get diagnosed with autism and get on autismbux

>> No.17054257

>>17054239
Fuck that. And I want off autism-bucks. I'm going to disregard everything you said as you being a faggot unless you tell me HOW this isn't like the 2000s anymore.

>> No.17054276

You can fake ten years employment if you can get one or two people to lie for you.
Realistically - you only need to fake your most recent made up job.

>> No.17054294 [DELETED] 

I grew up in CA and left more than a decade ago. CA needs to die, everything is shit, and the people who still defend it are even worse. There is a good reason why every western state hates California. Its because all of those faggots move from there but end up voting for all the same shit. I don't because I am not retarded and grew out of the CA retardedness many years ago.

Basically, the best thing you can do for your state is shoot any recent Californian the moment you detect them.

>> No.17054309

>>17054193
security, esp if you start your own company but private security can be good. Its gonna be massive with the upcoming depression. Also security contracting with government overseas. work 6 months a year and make 6 figures.

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17054310

If you have a Legacy ETH adress and participated in the DAO you could say you have +5 years experience as a Smart Contract Specialist. Able to read and use smart contracts on the blockchain.

>> No.17054383

>>17054310
Why would a Legacy ETH address show that? Is that just a low-tier bamboozle? I would love to claim I'm a smart contract specialist (after spending a year learning more about them).

>>17054309
Well, doesn't sound terrible, but I wonder how long I'd need to be a cop to leave into private security.

>> No.17054604

>>17054014
Similar situation here, i think it's probably over unless you have some friends or family members that could offer you a job position.
>tfw even amazon and mcdonald rejected me

>> No.17054691

>>17054014
make it 20 man cmon make your dreams come true

>> No.17054699

>>17054257
Just stay on autism bux and invest in crypto Otherwise KYS you failed NEET.

>> No.17054719

Just put multiple unremarkable jobs on your resume, nobody is going to check if you were really an 'Administrative Assistant' at 'Smith & Johnson Inc.' in 2009. If they really want a reference, just have an acquaintance pretend to be a former employer on the phone.

>> No.17054742

>>17054193
>I don't want to kill foreigners
Gay

>> No.17054826

I successfully forged 5 years of work and internship history recently after neeting 3 years post college and landed a sweet easy salaryslave position . It was pretty complicated because they hired a background check company to call each company in my work history. I have no friends or family so i had to install burner phone apps with area codes that make sense and change the pitch/accent of my voice(Which i am terrible at because i have a very deep voice). You cant say the company shut down either as others suggest itt because then they ask for pay stubs/welcome letter or other proofs

Good luck. This is much harder to do since 2000s but still very doable,especially if you have friends,that would have made things much easier.

>> No.17055084

>>17054826
Yeah it seems a lot harder than it used to be

>> No.17055105

>>17055084
Even lying to roasties is harder. I have some girl I've been talking to grilling me about my secondary education and I've just been feeding her nonsense about going to a couple places but not finishing. If she asks me about credits and things like that I'm screwed.

>> No.17055110

>>17054014
If you try hard enough yes , you gotta be cocky about it though. I did the same but was only able to motivate myself to do something so stupid while I was high on meth, it worked

>> No.17055140

>>17055110
>you gotta be cocky about it though
What do you mean by that?

>> No.17055212

>>17055105
What about credits?
If she asks you about credits, you don't know and don't care because you did it but not finished.
I'm in my 3rd uni year and I still don't know shit about my credits, I just know I miss some

>> No.17055691

>>17054014
Say you were caring for a sick family member

>> No.17055705

>>17054309
Good luck doing contracting overseas without being in the military for at least 4 years or deploying as a DEA agent or some shit.

>> No.17056143

up

>> No.17056161

>>17054014
the resume is just to get you an interview, it doesn't matter what's on it

>> No.17056194

>>17054239
nonsense. fake it til you make it. you can get jobs by just being confident then scramble to learn whatever it is you're supposed to be doing afterwards. most people never check up on your references. it helps to have a base knowledge of something though. what are your hobbies?

>> No.17056213

>>17054276
this, fake it till you make it. you'd be surprised, i know a guy who is a high level sales manager and never even graduated highschool. He lied through his teeth and they never bothered to check up on it since he's good at what he does.

>> No.17056285

>>17056213
Fuck this clown world

>> No.17056296

>>17054014
you aren't entirely fucked..
i lived something similar.
now i work all the time.
i called up a guy that pours cement
told him i wanted to work.
now i work all the time.
mixing/moving cement grinding/shotblasting floors. pouring floors.

pays decent. enough to invest/ afford to live every week. but it's hard, dusty/dirty work.
and shit's toxic. like 9/11.

it better than starving with no money coming in every week.

better to work hard, eat good, have some money. and relax whenever possible, off the job.

>> No.17056306

>>17056285
>>17056285
I dropped out of high school and make just over 100k after taxes. I don’t do sales, IT shit or manual labor. :)

>> No.17056358

>>17054014

I've worked as a freelance translator for Netflix and HBO through a company called Deluxe Media. You are registered with then, you have a contract, all that, but you can take as much time off as you want because they have hundreds of translators.

The contract is still valid in the meantime. I've been able to use this to fake nearly a decade of work history, even though for most of the the I've worked on the black market without a contract. With this faked experience I got a job at city hall. After a couple years of that, I've got a job managing a transportation company. Just fake it till you make it bro.

Think outside the box. Claim you worked for a foreign company somewhere where they can't really check your claims. Or make your own company and employ yourself. Where there's a will, there's a way.

>> No.17056403

>>17056306
What do you do?

>> No.17056479

>>17056403
nothing

>> No.17056492

>>17054014
Too old for the military?

>> No.17056530

>>17056194
>>17056213
Based, fuck the employers