DrFag MD Reporting

[Anonymous No.17052688]

>Have access to our institutions journal subscriptions
>Will answer anything you want to the best of my ability
>Won't answer anything about myself

You biztards are the only honest friends I have
Fire away

[Anonymous No.17052729]

>>17052688
explain vaccines
cures for cancer

[Anonymous No.17052741]

I have been a PA-C since 2012. Post the last 5 of your DEA # so I know that you're not a LARP, faggot OP.

[Anonymous No.17052749]

>>17052688
Alternatively, post something from UpToDate which was recently corrected. I assume that you're not autistic enough to waste $ on a subscription for a shitpost. For funsies, I will do the same.

[Anonymous No.17052751]

Actual MD here. Ask me questions this LARP won’t answer.

[Anonymous No.17052753]

>>17052688
What are your thoughts on the coronavirus? Also should I be worried about the boils on my penis?

[Anonymous No.17052766]

>>17052688
Do you have any clue how fasting reverses insulin resistance quickly, proving type 2 diabetes is neither chronic, nor progressive?

[Anonymous No.17052770]

Hello Mr. Dr. man. I have a few health issues that have been concerning me for a while.

> constipation
I have a very clean diet. Plenty of high quality chicken and beef, lots of steamed and raw veggies, rice and potatoes. The occasional couple beers, bag of chips, etc. Exercise 5-6 times a week. Get decent sleep. But I rarely have bowel movements. Sometimes as infrequent as once per week. Oddly, when ever I visit my parents at home, I suddenly have to go within the hour. Could this be stress related to living on my own?

> late night erections
I've been on no fap for a few weeks. I keep awaking in the middle of the night with a painful erection. This is disastrous for my sleep quality as you can probably imagine.

[Anonymous No.17052775]

>>17052729
Vaccines are simple: representative antigens that activate your body's own immune system to not get profoundly infected when you meet the real disease
FWIW I vaccinate all of my kids

Cures for cancer are incredibly hard- infectious disease etc is relatively easy as you have the ability to target things that aren't part of human cells eg cell wall synthesis, folate synthesis etc. Cancer is your own cells losing their cell cycle regulation. From a metabolomics perspective or from an external agent they look exactly like you which makes creating a therapeutic index (drug/treatment kills lots of bad cells and few normal cells) really hard.

Fortunately there are a lot of smart people working really really hard on this one. To be blunt I mean really hard. 140+ IQs working over 80 hours a week for their entire adult life. It's shocking how many lights are on at 10pm on a friday night

[Anonymous No.17052777]

>>17052753
More chingchongs will get infected, more people will die but ultimately it will not be the happening which makes BTC moon or the bearfags in /smg/ happy.

>t. cosigned by anonymous pa-c
>t. cosign my anonymous md facs pending

[Anonymous No.17052786]

>>17052688

You're going to have to be a little bit more specific there buddy, first things first what kind of journal is it? Second, is it illegal to share this info? If so get out.

[Anonymous No.17052799]

>>17052741
>>17052749
>>17052775
SHIT LARP CONFIRMED
OP IS A FAGGOT PAJEET
TIMESTAMP AND HOSPITAL BADGE IMMEDIATELY

[Anonymous No.17052806]

A lot of people post and say to take Vitamin C supplement so you wouldn’t get the virus. Is Vitamin C a meme or legit?

[Anonymous No.17052818]

OP is either:
1) a LARP
2) 2nd year MS
3) Lowly PCP

[Anonymous No.17052823]

4th year MD student here. Applied derm. Am fairly sure I can get into my home program but on the off chance I managed to fuck it up, what do I do if I don't match? Any sleeper picks for cush specialties that youve heard of? Any advice in general for a fellow medfag?

[Anonymous No.17052832]

>>17052775
Nah m8 the 140+ IQs working on cancer research put in a comfy 9-5 (more when grant deadlines come up) and are the brains of the operation, but the bulk of the work is actually done by grad students/lab workers. PIs are usually last to arrive and first to leave.

[Anonymous No.17052835]

Why are dentists much better looking than doctors?

[Anonymous No.17052845]

I read on twitter that there are 4 sections of wuhan coronavirus's rna that are very similar/identical to HIV rna, and haven't been found in any other coronavirus before. Does this lend any support to the bioweapon conspiracy theory? Or is it something totally halal that's overblown by retards without any epistemological knowledge (like me)?

[Anonymous No.17052847]

>>17052777
Checked

[Anonymous No.17052849]

>>17052741
You realize that my DEA# would directly identify me, right?
No

>>17052749
I don't use uptodate
I publish the stuff that the community docs that write for uptodate cite

>>17052751
Welcome

>>17052753
Coronavirus will probably end up similar to SARS, H1N1 and any other "perturbation-of-what-were-used-to in normal viral flow"
There is a small chance that this is incorrect, but looking at the current spread and mortality rates I am not worried

>>17052766
DMII is the simplest disease in medicine. It is obesity. Barbaric surgery cures DMII. Logical extrapolation of this gives the whole game away

>>17052770
This hits very close to home...

For regularity start taking fiber and drinking a large glass of water before bed
The no-wiper is a solid life upgrade

For erections realize that you have those when you're healthy. Sounds cringey but learn to fuck hard and regularly. Half the time you fuck do nothing but focus on you. You'll sleep like a baby and you've never seen a woman so submissive

[Anonymous No.17052851]

Vitamin C is not a total meme though likely useless for most situations.

It's been studied in ICU setting and there's some indications that certain very sick patients can benefit from it:
Search Vitamin C sepsis ICU on google

[Anonymous No.17052856]

>>17052845
Inb4 this faggot replies to this thread in order to shill his fake fearmonger agenda
>t. Space shuttle dentist

[Anonymous No.17052861]

>>17052845
Quit reading zerohedge

[Anonymous No.17052864]

>>17052806
Vitamin C won't absolutely prevent you from getting anything except scurvy. Medical literature suggests that while it doesn't prevent colds (usually caused by viruses) it does usually reduce symptom severity and duration. So it's a good idea to take it, especially if you're already sick, but it's not that amazing.

[Anonymous No.17052869]

>>17052849
Not the last 5 digits of it, fag. No letters, missing 1 actual #. Larp.

[Anonymous No.17052871]

>>17052823
You better be either non white or super competitive to get into dem. What was your step 1 score?

[Anonymous No.17052873]

Current dermie. Best of luck; shit's tough.

[Anonymous No.17052878]

>>17052849
You don’t even speak English. Go to UTD and copy paste the most recent update. Not the free version.

[Anonymous No.17052881]

>>17052688
Found you. Ill test your cell tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17052892]

>>17052864
PGY-3 here, I went to the bathroom just to take this pic and crop it. AMA.

[Anonymous No.17052902]

For 3 weeks now I have been suffering a headache in my temporal bones area. Is it a sinus infection or am im going to die?

[Anonymous No.17052913]

Is there any terrible side effects to masturbating 2-3 times a day? I want to know if there was any extensive study done on this matter.

>>failed no-fap numerous times.

[Anonymous No.17052916]

>>17052873
>derm
>tough

[Anonymous No.17052922]

>>17052770
Not a doctor but try going gluten-free. You might have sensitivity to gluten. Beer has a lot of gluten. Going gluten-free solved my constipation.

[Anonymous No.17052924]

>>17052688
What's the chatter with Unification / UND? Am I going to make it?

[Anonymous No.17052925]

Derm's a joke. Getting into derm is hard as fuck. Prove me wrong homie.

[Anonymous No.17052929]

>>17052777
I'd agree with your medical sentiment but extrapolating to market action is foolish

>>17052786
You're not getting it
Full medical papers either require purchase or institutional subscription
I'm willing to use my institution's sub to get you any study level information you want on whatever you have
The shit I normally exchange for equity in startups etc

>>17052799
Nope
Also I'm white

>>17052806
Entirely debunked at this point
This is one of the biggest scams in consumer level marketing: if you're eating a western diet you're getting everything you need vitamin/nutrient wise. If you understand how the GI tract works the vast majority of what you eat is broken down to base molecules for luminal transport

Effectively everything you think you're eating that is therapeutic is a fraud

>>17052818
You named everything I'm not
Fun fact I'm also probably the richest poster on the board tonight

>>17052823
If you're doing derm you've made the decision to sell out. Other fields like that are optho, ER, physical medicine etc.

Decide what your actual values are. If you actually just want money it's far far easier to make a million plus a year in the private sector than trying to compete as a mohs fag in a saturated market

>>17052832
You could not be more wrong
One of the way I screen partners in multi institutional projects is exactly the antithesis of what you said

>>17052835
They're shorter dumber weaker and kill themselves more often
OMFS is a very weird field as a result

>>17052845
HIV is a retrovirus, corona is vanilla as shit. Even if there was cross selection of genes it would not affect the important part which is do we have a virus with a novel virulence path or mutational ratio that is actually a threat

I would be willing to lay fairly solid odds in the negative

[Anonymous No.17052936]

>>17052871
255+ here. Am a white guy . I was thinking psych or IM as a backup if I have to SOAP into something . Hopefully it doesn't come to that. My family is on me to make $, so I probably wouldn't reapply. Whats your specialty?

[Anonymous No.17052962]

>>17052936
255 is solid. You should be good at your home program if you have any research and don't look/sound like an absolute idiot.

[Anonymous No.17052976]

>>17052936
255 is probably fine as long as you have some publications. EM

[Anonymous No.17052981]

>>17052929
lol you are talking about exchanging scientific papers for equity in startups...

Same startups that hire student interns and have access to full subscriptions of all journals available.

"richest person on board tonight"

Top kek

[Anonymous No.17052996]

>>17052929
If dentists are dumber then how much there is little to no black dentists, one of the lowest IQ races? While they are many blacks in medicine and medical schools.

[Anonymous No.17053002]

>>17052729

Thoughts on the possibility that the MMR vaccine may cause brain damage, or autism, in some cases?

[Anonymous No.17053006]

>>17052688
My doctor occasionally asks me if I want to be screened for cancer when I bring up concerns but shouldn't that be his call? Curious why he words things like that.

[Anonymous No.17053034]

>>17052688
whats in your portfolio?

[Anonymous No.17053040]

Ophthalmology PGY1 here.

[Anonymous No.17053044]

>>17053002
Doesn't cause autism, very very rare chance of temporary brain inflammation

[Anonymous No.17053055]

Hi doc, I have been having trouble completely emptying my bladder after I drink something- I take a piss, feel like I'm done, then 15m I have to piss again? Could this be prostate cancer? I get regular checkups and my PSA levels have always been normal. Normal prostatitis? I drive a lot for work so am sitting and often times sit in front of my PC at home so could that have an effect? I'm 28 so never had a finger up my ass.

[Anonymous No.17053066]

>>17052869
Again, that's relatively easy to derive my real DEA from, you of course understand that the leading letters don't provide any level of anonymity/randomization

>>17052878
If you read my posts I speak English pretty well. What you're asking for has my institution's name right on it

>>17052881
Call me now, I'll even hang up on my current call for it

>>17052892
You're not operative if you're wearing scrub bottoms and a tshirt
Non operative doctors wearing scrubs is the ultimate cope

>>17052902
Sounds like a tension headache. If you're having fevers or normal NSAIDs don't cut the pain get checked

>>17052913
Honestly no, as long as you aren't physically damaging your dick you're probably OK
May hurt your ability to have normal sex until you take a break though

>>17052916
Think he means the competition
Lots of doctors more interested in money than actually helping people

>>17052936
You're an adult now. the difference between 300k and 600k isn't as big as the difference between believing in what you do and not

>>17052981
Did you read what i said?
I am given equity for being able to give the landscape for where the bleeding edge is with respect to my field.
That comes from knowing all of the most recent research in your field
Any idiot can disseminate a PDF

[Anonymous No.17053068]

>>17053002
Far less of a chance than if you contract measles. The myth about autism has been debunked multiple times.

[Anonymous No.17053070]

>>17053055
Unless you have a family history of early onset prostate cancer that's extremely unlikely

[Anonymous No.17053073]

What percentage of your fellow doctors do you think are in it for the money? What percentage of your fellow doctors admit that? What percentage of your fellow doctors claim to be in it to help people?

[Anonymous No.17053079]

>>17053073
Very few most of the people in my class are leftists unironically trying to make the world better

[Anonymous No.17053086]

>>17053073
Kek if I wanted to make money I would have never gone into medicine. Had much better opportunities elsewhere where money is concerned. And I’m going into a high-paying field.

[Anonymous No.17053087]

>>17053006
testing can be expensive and doctors can't just order expensive tests and procedures on a whim, because insurance companies will deny payment if they can't prove it was medically necessary. and depending on type of testing and severity there's often a process for receiving prior authorization from the insurer for the expensive stuff

[Anonymous No.17053088]

Why is this here btw? This has nothing to do with business or finance unless we are discussing how to manage a medical clinic. But, we are far from that.

[Anonymous No.17053091]

>>17053055
Pre-diabetes.

[Anonymous No.17053101]

>>17052996
There are also very few black crab fishermen or methamphetamine addicts
You understand how that is possible, right?

>>17053002
Effectively disproven
This is one of the greatest cognitive dissonances in our era. Autism directly tracks with maternal age
But nobody can say that
So we have to look for a scapegoat
MMR, thiomersol, fevers, gluten etc etc etc

>>17053006
Depends on what cancer
Each cancer has a distinctly different screening algorithm

>>17053034
80% boomer index funds
15% crypto
5% physical PMs

>>17053044
Probably fair

>>17053055
Voiding symptoms and prostate cancer are generally unassociated, it's a common misconception.
At 28 I would guess that you have some element of dysfunctional elimination as you're way too young for BPH
Try taking miralax (totally benign OTC drug) for a month and see if that fixes things

[Anonymous No.17053103]

>>17053088
We're discussing salaries and whatnot. So somewhat relevant.

[Anonymous No.17053127]

>>17053073
This breaks my heart honestly
When they start residency maybe 10%
When they get out maybe 30%
When they're 50 maybe 70%
The field needs a makeover
Fortunately there is a motivated group working on that right now

>>17053079
Just made my point for me

>>17053086
Read what I wrote above

>>17053088
Fair, mods kill it if you don't see value

[Anonymous No.17053129]

>>17053103
Hardly

[Anonymous No.17053147]

>>17053127
Not going to report you, just saying it’s weird place to put this type of thread.

[Anonymous No.17053165]

>>17053101
do you have any pinkies sir?

[Anonymous No.17053168]

thanks for taking some time to answer questions MDfag

[Anonymous No.17053177]

>>17053088
Also to be honest biz has provided me with a hell of a lot of value

Would anyone here honestly have found chainlink etc in 2017 if it weren't for biz?

Honestly

[Anonymous No.17053188]

>>17053147
>>17053177

>>17053165
No, looked into it and didn't like the value proposition

>>17053168
No problem glad to be here

[Anonymous No.17053194]

>>17053091
Damn I read into this and on a related note hypoglycemia can also cause increased urination? My doctor getsnoissed st me because my blood sugar is often very low because I skip lunch a lot because i am working.

More recently i had an episode where I was smoking some weed and drinking with a friend at my place after I came home and I hadn't eaten yet and I blacked out, smashed my head onto the ground and started seizing. He and I both thought it was going to die.

Hopefully I can make it before I pass.

[Anonymous No.17053202]

>>17052823
become a navy or an army doctor. army usually gets their residency picks and navy will put u on a sub or a carrier to be a flight surgeon or sub doc. 2 years then apply for your residency, if u dont get it then u can try again in 2 years and stay as a flight sergeon. it depends how bad u want derm

[Anonymous No.17053209]

>>17053194
Gets annoyed*

[Anonymous No.17053212]

>>17052688
How do you deal with talkative patients? I almost failed a practical exam because the patient wouldn't shut up and answer my questions.

[Anonymous No.17053215]

>>17053101
>miralax for voiding symptoms
Bad idea. First steps are behavioral modifications (cutting caffeine, alcohol) then antimuscarinics

[Anonymous No.17053224]

>>17053087
makes sense, appreciate the context. how should a patient be judging that call responsibly without medical trainig? I've looked into what I'd be tested for but reading about it is only so helpful when you're trying not to make an expensive decision out of fear

[Anonymous No.17053231]

>>17053212
It's ok to interrupt and redirect the conversation or ask more yes/no questions

[Anonymous No.17053235]

I'm autistic and can't get a decent job but I'm verbal so that means no one takes me seriously about my autism. Can I still leverage this into getting disability?

[Anonymous No.17053239]

>>17052775
Do certain additives in vaccines cause problems? If herd immunity exists, why do we insist on vaccinating everyone instead of a majority of the population? Should vaccine makers be immune from criminal prosecution?

[Anonymous No.17053258]

>>17053231
Yeah, but how do I interrupt without looking like a jerk.

[Anonymous No.17053259]

>>17053188
thoughts on SSRIs?

[Anonymous No.17053347]

>>17053258
Patients understand, I just say something like
>I'm sorry our time is limited and I need to make sure we can cover ___ fully today
Then ask a question

[Anonymous No.17053358]

>>17053188
I am tired all the time. Yes, I am depressed but it’s more than that. I have extreme sleepiness. Exercise and coffee both help a little bit but I’m still half asleep 90% of each day. Thoughts on what might cause this?

[Anonymous No.17053385]

>>17053194
Probably not
Sounds like you have a lot going on in your life
I'd be willing to bet it will get better when you start spending more time sober and healthy

>>17053212
If you're talking about step 2 cs kinds of stuff direct compassionate communication

>>17053215
Sounds like a great plan for a 65yo index patient
Sounds like you don't know what you're talking about for a 28yo

>>17053231
Agree

>>17053235
Or you could work to overcome your life challenges
Like all of your ancestors did before you

>>17053239
No
Would you sign up to be the 70% that needs a medical procedure rather than the 30% that doesnt?
Yes

[Anonymous No.17053386]

>>17053385
My ancestors weren't autistic.

[Anonymous No.17053404]

>>17053259
Valuable in two circumstances:
- true depression
- premature ejaculation (in lower doses)

>>17053358
Ruling out everything obvious (do you drink yourself to sleep every night?)

It's lack of risk in your life
If you actually do something you fear and that makes you grow as a person during the day you'll never have this complaint

[Anonymous No.17053422]

>>17053224
you can always receive a quote before any of the expensive stuff. we're talking outpatient so none the cost shouldn't really come as a surprise. this is more about insurance red tape than your doctor, he'd probably happily screen you or send you to a specialist. but he also wants to get paid and not bankrupt his patients with non-covered services

[Anonymous No.17053423]

>>17053386
But they were weak
or short
or hair lippped
or dumb
or had misshapen features

Human beings are very young from an evolutionary perspective; variance and potential growth are still very very large in the human gene set
Literally surviving and making the next generation is a victory
Especially when everyone who has failed is sitting on the sidelines trying desperately to convince you otherwise

[Anonymous No.17053433]

>>17052913
That guy could do better than her. Looks like a blond toby mcguire or whatever the first spiderman movie guys name is.

[Anonymous No.17053435]

Bus driver anon here. Lately at work everythings been hurting- bad... my fucking arms hurt from holding the wheel, my legs throb from sitting... i had a sharp shooting pain from ny lower back and now i get intermittent backpains up my spine and what not, i know what ita caused from/by/ and how to help alleviate it

So my question is this, how do i ask my doctor for FMLA to take time off on fays when its TOO bad to work- and how do i go about at hitting my company for repetive motion injuey

Because no shit, like im in ALOT of pain.. im not even 30... i dont wana stop working, but its been nonstop for months now... im not one to pull this shit but its clearly effecting my health

Thanks doc

[Anonymous No.17053440]

>>17053423
Maybe so but I don't see how my autism is anything but a liability in a world where social skills > all and being just a little bit off-kilter can ruin you. And don't tell me that all I have to do is just get good at social skills, learning enough social skills to get by is not a cure for autism nor does it even cure social awkwardness. I am the most social autist I ever met and I still regularly fail to impress.

[Anonymous No.17053469]

>>17053385
65 yo you would consider alpha blockers. Antimuscarinics are used in younger patients you dumbfuck

[Anonymous No.17053470]

>>17053404
No I don’t drink much at all.

I take lots of risks. I have two businesses that I started with nothing. I love my job. It’s very creative and fulfilling. I am learning constantly.

I put $50k into Chainlink. I went on a trip to Europe for 3 months with only $2500 and had a blast.

I eat well. I exercise. I don’t do drugs.

And I am tired ALL THE TIME.

Is there some kind of tired disease I don’t know about? My thyroid is fine. I had Graves but it’s in remission.

Thank you for your time.

[Anonymous No.17053471]

i jerk off at least a dozen times each day. is this normal, is this bad, and what can i do to stop it (it takes up most if not all of my spare time when i should be doing more productive things)

[Anonymous No.17053476]

how much coffee do you drink?

[Anonymous No.17053510]

>>17052688
op thanks for doing this. ive been mulling over how to get away from my thc/weed addiction. any medical advice for me? cold turkey? ween off? i have smoked every day for 6 years to cope with this meme of a life, but lately am very anxious all the time.

in past attempts i lose my appetite fully and experience nausea and insomnia for many days would like to avoid this.

[Anonymous No.17053518]

>>17052688
Is 26 old to go back to school and be a medfag? I'd be 30 by the time I'm done my BA, did you have any in their early 30s with you in med school? I feel like an old fart now

[Anonymous No.17053521]

More /biz/ related, are your fellow doctors arrogant but underperforming investors like all the studies say? Or do they actually stay in their lane when it comes to stock picking?

[Anonymous No.17053528]

If coronavirus continues to spread which short term call on the best positioned healthcare company looks to be the most promising?

[Anonymous No.17053537]

>>17053518
Not too late if you have the patience. I had a couple dudes in their late 30s

[Anonymous No.17053558]

>>17053435
Step 1 tell your pcp
Step 2 get into physical therapy
One of two things happens from here
You do it and things are all better
You do it and now you have the proper documentation for what you're talking about carte blanche going forward

>>17053440
There was a time when all that mattered was physical size and your ancestor wasn't the biggest
Make a decision now, if your ego is more important than your survival make the decision now, pursue a life of pleasure and isolation and leave yourself out of the gene pool

>>17053469
Tell me the role of alpha blockers in females
Tell me the relative risk of retention giving anticholinergics in 65yom with predominately irritative voiding symptoms?

>>17053470
This is all not true
Presuming it was, you're in the best situation possible
Sleep more
>>17053471
Not normal, cut back a bit and you'll be fine
Or let time erode your libido as it should

>>17053476
Used to be all day
Now one cup when i get to hosp and one after lunch

[Anonymous No.17053591]

>>17053510
Take it seriously and act like an adult
Tell your employer you need a few months to deal with a personal health issue and they'll know exactly what you're talking about. Tell your spouse/family. Then go get sober in a place where they've seen it all before.

Ironically you'll enjoy life more after. True dawn to dusk stoners turn into equally annoying life enjoyers once they check back into reality

>>17053518
It's fine
Oldest person in my class was 41
You'll be a token for sure but a helluva lot more based and resilient than the 23yo that's never had an A-

>>17053521
95% of us are
To be fair
The good MD investors are better than anything on wall st

>>17053528
Basic biotech stuff because if your scenario does play out it'll be an immediate acquisition after a govt back channel ensures it's green

[Anonymous No.17053603]

>>17053558
Patient is a young male, hence why anticholinergics are not contraindicated and why alpha blockers would be considered if he were older. You know you were wrong about Miralax so stop trying to shift goalposts or whatever and admit it.

[Anonymous No.17053622]

>>17053603
Again, you are wrong on literally all fronts
Young male very unlikely to have true OAB, hence your plan has no value
Young male much more likely to have dysfunctional voiding/elimination as closer to pediatric age
Alpha blockers are as irrelevant to the question as ACs

Goalposts are in the same place they always are: end patient value
Try to keep up

[Anonymous No.17053636]

What are your thoughts on adderal and the long term effects it presents?

[Anonymous No.17053654]

>>17053622
True they are less likely to have an underlying pathophysiologic cause which is why my first recommendation was behavioral therapy. It's still not unheard of and is the next step if behavioral doesn't help. You still haven't admitted you are completely wrong about miralax so stop being a pretentious cunt.

[Anonymous No.17053658]

>>17053558
Yep, that's exactly what i was thinking as well. Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.17053674]

>>17052688
where are the flu vaccines manufactured? i cant find that info anywhere. only who distributes and where the distributors are located. i want to know if flu vaccines are made by chinks in chinkland. why is that information so hard to verify

also how old are you and how long have you been practicing? i dont consider a 29 year old MD fresh out of residency a "doctor"

[Anonymous No.17053683]

also dont lie, when you get hot women patients you palpate more than you have to during exams hehehe

[Anonymous No.17053689]

>>17053674
OP has already shown himself to be pretty incompetent by equating diabetes with obesity and prescribing miralax for urinary frequency lol, I wouldn't believe anything he says

[Anonymous No.17053692]

>>17053636
Its exactly what is billed
A moderate intensity stimulant that is useful to normalize adhd symptoms
Long term same problems

>>17053654
Again, try to keep up
In kids the most common cause of what he described is dysfunctional elimination eg constipation which causes painful BMs that kids misinterpret ass pain with any elimination
Hence the miralax
Which is the core of gi/gu combined clinics in every peds hospital/clinic

Everything else you've said is basic APP "read a guideline and be proud you understood"
The reason doctors exist is to tailor treatments to patients
Exactly like i did
And you didnt

>>17053658
No problem, good luck

[Anonymous No.17053703]

>>17052688
Stop using pub med as a ultra secret place, you fag

[Anonymous No.17053706]

which crypto are you the most bullish on right now?

[Anonymous No.17053717]

>>17053674
I'd guess sanofi would be a good place to start
Looks like Framingham for some stuff and some in India
Again, you understand that finding where something is made is meaningless if you dont understand the key points in the process

>>17053683
No I have my female nurses who are younger and more attractive come to chaperone

>>17053689
Have you read the NEJM article on DM and bariatrics?
Read above, if you don't understand why that is the correct answer please let the adults talk

[Anonymous No.17053723]

>>17053692
28 isn't a kid and he had no pain. His issue is either with retention or detrusor hyperactivity. Again, you're changing the subject to fit your incorrect recommendations.

[Anonymous No.17053733]

>>17053558
You're not a very good doctor if you don't understand how autism works.

[Anonymous No.17053736]

>>17053717
Weight is the most significant risk factor but not the only risk factor. I have had dozens of patients with type 2 diabetes with normal weights. Your ignorance is showing again.

[Anonymous No.17053747]

>>17053703
Try to keep up
Im offering professional interpretation of full articles
Not the abstracts on pubmed

>>17053706
I only know a few cryptos in the depth I'd need to be bullish

BTC
ETH
XMR
Link
a few others

If I had to pick one to 10x in the next year it would be XMR

>>17053723
Stop trying to justify your ignorance
On a population level a 28 year old is orders of magnitude more likely to have BBD and benefit from a bowel regimen than he is to benefit from the AC you'd rx and ironically worsen the situation

Can I talk to your supervising physician?

[Anonymous No.17053755]

>>17053733
This is avoiding the point I made
I never claimed to understand your situation
I provided perspective on it
That you're choosing to ignore
Because it is inconvenient for your ego

>>17053736
So you're saying that I'm right for the most important question on the issue?

[Anonymous No.17053788]

>>17053747
Again, it's even more orders of magnitude likely to be behaviorally related. Can I speak to your supervising intern?

>>17053755
You're wrong though, because you explicitly equated the two which is false. If you had specified that it is the most important of many factors you would be correct. What you did is the equivalent of saying you can only get HIV from having sex with an HIV positive man.

[Anonymous No.17053815]

>>17053788
You're absolutely wrong, especially in this age range. The studies of the behavioral modifications you're now pivoting to in order to try and salvage your failed argument have pp's in their 60's

Your HIV point is the definition of a false equivalency. In the US the overwhelming driver of DMII is obesity full stop
To believe anything else is magical thinking

[Anonymous No.17053822]

>>17053386

[Anonymous No.17053826]

>>17052688
is there a gay gene

also do you agree that all tripfags should be ignored until roped and that Israel is the greatest enemy of all nations of the world?

[Anonymous No.17053849]

>>17053815
It's literally the first thing you address when treating those symptoms, ask any real doctor (as it's clear you have no idea what you're talking about). And most cases of HIV are spread sexually so it's really not a false equivalence, I picked a stupid example to mirror the stupidity of your original statement

[Anonymous No.17053952]

>>17053470
Could be the particular garden of microbes that are growing in your gut

[Anonymous No.17054049]

KYS Dr. faggot, immediately after erasing your entire bloodline.

[Anonymous No.17054110]

>>17052688
So is GALT going to moon or is it a meme? Will it get FDA approval and does it solve an actual medical problem. Thoughts on CRISPR or other gene editing biotechs? Where should we be looking/investigating for the next big biotech boom. What medical problems are at the bleeding edge trying to be solved. Thanks for any info you provide.

[Anonymous No.17054124]

>>17052929
>If you're doing derm you've made the decision to sell out. Other fields like that are optho, ER, physical medicine etc.

What do you mean by that?
>t. considering applying for PMR due to comfy life-work balance and a solid pay, seems like a good enough risk/reward for me, most specialties in medicine are a literal suicide

[Anonymous No.17054153]

I'm currently an RN, been doing a lot of agency float and per diem ICUs. What should I do while waiting for link to moon? Anesthesia? Psychiatric? Informatics? Turns out I hate patients and taking care of people but love money and having everything over 3 nights count as overtime.

[Anonymous No.17054235]

>>17052688
I have access to sci hub too fag

[Anonymous No.17054348]

Fellow MD master race here, enjoying this thread. How many are we on biz?

[Anonymous No.17054358]

>>17054348

We have a chat on telegram. It’s not that active but if more people join, the discussion could be livelier. Join the MD master race group. Link in pic related or below.

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[Anonymous No.17054422]

>>17054153
fuck other horny RN nurses, seriously yall nursese are the most easiest horniest sluts.

when a girl walks into my bar and tells me she is a nurse/respiratory therapits/ etc. i already start to get my dick hard.

[Anonymous No.17054430]

>>17052688
I have IBS-C, starting to have memory problems, and I'm always stressed out and depressed. What do you suggest I'd do?

[Anonymous No.17054433]

>>17053040
Yeah boi last year resident here, best specialty hands down
>make people see
>surgery is the bomb
>fucking Lasers pew pew

[Anonymous No.17054446]

>>17054433

It feels a bit too difficult though, surgery and shit, very competitive etc. I like PMR mroe, it's sounds more chill to me.