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17051712 No.17051712 [Reply] [Original]

>B-BUT THERE ARE NO J-JOBS!!!

>> No.17051725

>>17051712
>nightjobs
Proven carcinogen and increases likelihood of heart disease. Possibly neurological dangers as well.

Take care of your sleep, it’s actually important.

>> No.17051774
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>>17051725

>> No.17051827
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>>17051712
Now show us the requirements of each of those.

Found the main one you posted. Most anons would get rejected, especially by the area in orange highlight even if they had experience because odds are someone with 10 years experience will apply and get it.

>> No.17052231

>>17051827
don't need the experience or degree if you know basic ac/dc theory, mechanical knowledge, and common sense.

six sigma is not a requirement for 99% of these jobs, just another *want* they won't actually find

CMMS is literally just being able to use a PC, if you can use excel you can use a dumbass CMMS software

the most important things are: attendance and willingness to work an off shift

>> No.17052262

apply anon . I guarantee 100% you wont get a call back or get hired. There are also commercial diver jobs avail. apply to those too. you wont get hired. 32 an hour after state local and soc security is not enough income to qualify to buy a home in usa. Good luck anon, now war no house for you unless you have that rich mommy and a stanford degree

>> No.17052274

You've been spamming this for a while with the same postings. You're basically proving these jobs are just filler for HR.

>> No.17052514

>>17052231
>the most important things are: attendance and willingness to work an off shift
You're joking right. That's not how it works at all.

>> No.17052556

>>17052262
I already work at one of these companies in this role >>17052514
Sure don’t
Keep making excuses

>> No.17052585

>>17051827
Why the fuck would a maintenance repair job care about six sigma? That's a concept created primarily for manufacturing processes.

>> No.17052595

>>17052585
Just bs to deter retards like the anons in the thread

>> No.17052895

>>17051712
Dude, my dad just left them after working there 25+ years. They got took over by a "Belgian" company that outsourced their manufacturers and fired all of the literal boomers for the younger generation, without actually training them first. The whole ship is on fire. Read the reviews for AB. RUN.

>> No.17052911

>>17052585
Liability. AB wants you to do more than just the job requirements listed. They overwork the shit out of their employees and expect them to do two jobs for the price of one.

>> No.17052920

They literally just closed a plant here in SoCal. I saw these postings the week before they closed the SoCal plant for the specific plant.

Either A. management is shit
B. HR is shit
C. Both are shit
D. Postings are automated shit

>> No.17052957

>>17052920
All of the above, though mostly HR.

>> No.17052963

>>17051725
Not entirely true. I'm 23. I have skipped truthfully on average about 2.5 nights a sleep a week for the past 3 years, Midway through uni. Sometimes more or less. It started to be fueled with Adderall now I need to buy street amphetamines on top of it. But I am sharper than ever, and I think itnis no coincidence i was talked into buying Chainlink by a kind schizoposter at like 4am one morning, I would have never met him if I was asleep.

>> No.17052968

>>17051712
I may have found something here:
>I click a job posting
>taken to non-company website asking for my email
>type in email and gain access to the job posting on actually company website
If the government is measuring job growth metrics through big data (you know they are)
then google is reporting to them the thousands of click-farm job postings as a job openings.
>1 major company posts job
>10 people create landing pages and market them for job to make $1
>11 job openings reported to the government

Result: job growth reports are inflated

am I wrong?

>> No.17053003

>>17052963
it will catch up to you and fuck you up

>> No.17053012
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>>17051725
>you can only sleep at night

>> No.17053016

>>17053003
Nah, they said

>Miss a single night of sleep and bad things will happen!
>OMG you can't do this for a hole month
>Not for a year
>Not for 2..it's a scam. Sleep science is bogus and most idiots spend half their life unconscious

>> No.17053046

>>17052968
I think your on to something here. The govheads are out everyday saying great job openings, but across the whole country there is near 100% below living wage jobs only. Even this beer janitor job is only 32 and hour after taxes and fees your under 20 maybe. thats less than the qualify for a home in any state. meaning there are only jobs for homeless levels of pay. You can get 90k in NYC and you still will be homeless. When war?

>> No.17053281

>>17051712
those are all skilled jobs that require years of training and experience and they will kill your body in 20 years

>> No.17053295

>>17052911
>They overwork the shit out of their employees and expect them to do two jobs for the price of one.

Lol, who the fuck doesn't do that these days. But I'm an American, and according to my fellow Americans, not wanting to work 90 hour weeks makes me lazy.