The day Bitcoin died

[Anonymous No.1705100]

It was a sad day for coinerz everywhere when they were forced to realize that all the glorious pump and dumps were over.

The price plummeted and all the bagholders were furious at Satoshi for taking them down the imaginary yellow brick road only to leave them with mounds and mounds of cryptocuck.

The tears flowed so hard that all the lakes and rivers flooded.

People were all fooked as no one purchased a lifeboat.

Instead they were content with stabbing each others backs in coin meme wars deciding who had the biggest virtual penis.

As nodes perished one by one the die hard cryptocoincucks refused to let go of the fantasy world of collective lies and thievery.

A sad day indeed...

[Anonymous No.1705131]

Cope

[Anonymous No.1705138]

>>1705131
You just did.

Thanks for reading.

It is better if you get it out of the way as fast as you can.

The others won't be so lucky.

I hope you at least know how to make a raft.

[Anonymous No.1705156]

bitcoin has given me about ~180k for doing nothing whatsoever. sorry you couldnt be a part of the action op. maybe something else will come along in 5 years.

[Anonymous No.1705157]

>>1705156
>I'll take roleplaying for 1000 Alex.

[Anonymous No.1705190]

>>1705156
Cost = one soul

It's sad....

[Anonymous No.1705218]

>>1705100

You sound like that guy in the 90's who predicted online shopping was all hype and would never take off.

How does it feel being on the wrong side of history?

[Anonymous No.1705228]

>>1705100
so you've given enough attention to bitcoin to learn all these jokes and never bought any? What motivates you, why are you posting this

[Anonymous No.1705232]

>>1705228
It's b8 m8

[Anonymous No.1705236]

>>O2CW2285
180k = only 180btc
1.5 years ago 180btc = 40k
4 years ago 180btc = <10k

if i was roleplaying id say i was a millionaire

[Anonymous No.1705240]

>>1705232
FUCK

[Anonymous No.1705241]

>>1705236
fucked that quote up

>>1705190
if i have to waste my life for 3 years trading bitcoin & shitcoins to make a million i would consider that well spent, honestly.

[Anonymous No.1705243]

>>1705236
And it all means nothing until you actually sell.

[Anonymous No.1705251]

Onecoin has crushed too

[Anonymous No.1705267]

>>1705243
well no shit, we've got ourselves a real trader here folks!

[Anonymous No.1705331]

www.bitcoinobituaries.com/

[Anonymous No.1705398]

>>1705100
when bitcoin becomes the foundation of the new internet based financial system and is valued at over 1 million per coin, you will kill yourself whilst crying.

make sure to post one more silly thread before you go

full time coiner here, since 2012. You can image how much profit I have by now.

[Anonymous No.1705426]

I'm not really good at buttcoin memes but what was supposed to happen? I see nothing wrong in here aside from the obvious bubble we will eventually get to

[Anonymous No.1705458]

>>1705100
Coins will always live-on.. as long as the memes keep flowing

[Anonymous No.1705465]

>>1705426
why is it an "obvious" "bubble"?

[Anonymous No.1705486]

Please, tell me where it hurts nocoiners. I'm here to help...

>...tie the noose.

[Anonymous No.1705496]

>>1705486
I wonder if the people who lost their life savings in the last bubble are still holding their coins, I really hope they're

[Anonymous No.1705497]

>>1705100

nice digits, but check my singles

[Anonymous No.1705553]

>>1705486

$1,042.93 on winkdex index right now

woooo....there's no brakes on this train

suck it no-coiners

[Anonymous No.1705557]

Remember, it's all a meme until you cash out.

[Anonymous No.1705567]

>>1705557

how can this meme be dream when it feels so cream

[Anonymous No.1705576]

>>1705557
>>1705557
you can literally buy a lambo with bitcoin directly if you want to

[Anonymous No.1705655]

>>1705398
While you profit I prophet.

You have placed your idol on a "ped"estal.

Keep eating your altcoin children.

You coiners have no idea what is coming for you as you make all this "easy money".

You think this and many other threads are just nocoiner butthurt threads but the truth is that you missed the boat.

You failed the simulation...

[Anonymous No.1706201]

>>1705576
cope with your coin idol leaving you with such a heavy bag of burden.

Is that lambo red?

[Anonymous No.1706212]

>>1705236
I have 300 btc I spent $1000 on.

Was literally all I could afford. Such is life.

[Anonymous No.1706274]

>>1706201
yellow

[Anonymous No.1706279]

>>1706274

baws

[Anonymous No.1706303]

>>1705100
no coiners on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.1707790]

>>1706303
Real coiners only watch bluepilled cryptocucks while eating the finest popcorn.

This only ends badly for you.

[Anonymous No.1707811]

>>1707790
hows that cope-flavored popcorn coming along