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Anonymous Fri Jan 31 17:22:48 2020 No.17049721 [Reply] [Original]

I can't even drink coffee unless it's served by a thot.

I have a new business idea that I think could be the next unicorn:

BrapMates

It's a Braprista Coffee Delivery service. Why drive to a run down brapstand when thots can make an outcall to you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 17:23:55 2020 No.17049730 4213 all day

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 17:25:06 2020 No.17049741 3421

>>	kihohuim Fri Jan 31 17:26:51 2020 No.17049760 234 somebody else can have 1

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 17:28:23 2020 No.17049779 Bikini uber Bikini uber eats Bikini dentists Bikini bankers

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 17:32:09 2020 No.17049817 >>17049760 4132

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 17:34:32 2020 No.17049837 >>17049741 Blind >>17049730 Objectively correct

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 17:37:28 2020 No.17049869 >>17049730 4 1 3 2

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 17:38:31 2020 No.17049884 >>17049721 2431

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 17:38:59 2020 No.17049889 >>17049721 3 2 1 4

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 17:43:36 2020 No.17049950 3421

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 17:48:45 2020 No.17049999 >>17049721 0000 Gross plastic insect sluts

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 17:50:23 2020 No.17050016 >>17049889 Correct

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 17:51:40 2020 No.17050030 >>17049721 3214

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 17:52:21 2020 No.17050042 >>17049950 He gets it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 17:54:03 2020 No.17050058 >>17049999 Kek has spoken you incel faggot gookcope losers

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 18:03:35 2020 No.17050152 >>17049999 Checked. What an absolutely disgusting lineup

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 18:24:44 2020 No.17050335 >>17049999 >0000 Misses 0000 by 1. What did kek mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 18:27:19 2020 No.17050353 File: 44 KB, 500x658, 1563910509522.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17049721 those are males!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 19:08:04 2020 No.17050784 >>17050335 Kek is a frog god who likes insects

Anonymous Fri Jan 31 19:16:53 2020 No.17050884

>>17049721
>scenario #1
marry 1, fuck 4 on the side, make babies with 4 that 1 doesn't know about
>scenario #2
marry 4, fuck 1 after the office party accidentally making a baby, buy her out of the deal and have healthy babies with your former coke addict hotwife 4
>scenario #3
LARP on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 19:18:22 2020 No.17050906 >>17049721 3 4 1 2

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 19:28:50 2020 No.17051011 3333

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 19:30:22 2020 No.17051024 2341 no question

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 19:33:04 2020 No.17051046 >>17049721 3412 >tattoo

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 19:46:14 2020 No.17051159 >>17049721 3-4-2-1

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 19:48:29 2020 No.17051182 1

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 19:50:30 2020 No.17051200 >>17049721 4-1-2----3

>>	kihohuim Fri Jan 31 19:51:32 2020 No.17051210 >>17051024 yep

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 19:52:21 2020 No.17051217 Yes sirs Please fart in my coffee dearest

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 19:58:16 2020 No.17051256 File: 40 KB, 640x581, andriod phone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17050353 if they are they are doing a good job, not your average US tranny

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 19:58:43 2020 No.17051261 >>17049721 Whoever picks 3 as their number one is unironically a coombrain porn addict.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 20:22:55 2020 No.17051475 File: 301 KB, 758x1118, 1580503066183.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17051261 3333

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 20:59:09 2020 No.17051784 >>17049817 cause i hate tattoooooos

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 21:05:31 2020 No.17051864 Your petty attempt for lazy prostitution will probably never work

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 21:09:16 2020 No.17051908 >>17049999 >>17040000

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 21:10:45 2020 No.17051920 >>17049721 4321

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 21:44:13 2020 No.17052211 >>17051261 >>17051475 3333333333333333333333

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 22:18:15 2020 No.17052453 File: 278 KB, 1280x1076, IMG_20200131_201618_561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17049741 Agree

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 22:20:30 2020 No.17052472 I dont normally eat ass, but I'd have a full meal here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 22:21:31 2020 No.17052478 >>17049721 shit thread also all tripfags should be ignored until roped

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 22:22:10 2020 No.17052484 2143

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 22:22:13 2020 No.17052485 >>17049721 kill, fuck, kill, kill.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 31 22:23:40 2020 No.17052497 File: 80 KB, 1126x750, IMG_20200131_201632_984.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17049721 Earn $BRAP by searching the internet on BRAPsearch.com

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 00:34:02 2020 No.17053543 >>17049721 Loser.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 00:39:28 2020 No.17053578 >>17049721 3241 is the correct order.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 00:41:18 2020 No.17053588 >>17053543 Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 00:41:34 2020 No.17053590 >>17049779 Boober

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 00:42:48 2020 No.17053594 >>17049721 2 is mine, just look at her eyes, she's got some energy about her

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 00:43:58 2020 No.17053601 >>17049760 >>17049884 >>17051024 >>17052484 >2 patrician taste

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 00:46:03 2020 No.17053614 >>17049721 >>17049730 4213 is partitions choice

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 00:46:15 2020 No.17053615 >>17051908 >17050000

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 00:47:21 2020 No.17053624 >>17053615 >>17050000

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 00:48:10 2020 No.17053627 >>17049721 2 is best. dont care about the tat. im going by face

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 00:49:46 2020 No.17053642 >>17053588 I didn’t even notice the page number until i posted. I had the tab open for hours.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 01:09:25 2020 No.17053762 >>17049721 fake tits but ok

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 02:35:10 2020 No.17054277 >>17053762 and the tucked penis is hardly visible too

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 02:48:12 2020 No.17054345 >>17049730 mighty based

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 02:52:25 2020 No.17054360 >>17051908 >>17050000 Idiot

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 03:01:01 2020 No.17054390 2341 Tattoos sucks, tho.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 03:02:03 2020 No.17054394 2341 Tattoos suck, tho.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 03:03:50 2020 No.17054397 >>17049721 1 saw the ring video, she's already kill

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 03:08:01 2020 No.17054406 >>17051908 BASED

Anonymous Sat Feb 1 03:19:33 2020 No.17054444

>>17049721
>be me
>some a chick like 3
>exchange phone numbers.
>next day she calls me and wants to see a movie that night
>o-o-ok
>great anon, see you there. Byyyeee
>hang up and instacum. Cum again before meeting her at the movies
>get there and think she’s playing with me and gonna stand me up
>she arrives early. Holy shit, she is even finer than last night and she melts in my arms to hug me. Don’t even know her name.
>Thuy nguyen, she reminds me out of nowhere. And she starts making light chatter and convo so easily and effortlessly. She even pays for the movie, and she doesn’t want popcorn and drink. M-m-me neither.
>we get our seats in the back and by ourselves. She has a look in her eye, her face so close to mine, and smells good. We kiss. She kisses back. Holy shit, is this happening? Her hand starts rubbing my dick through my jeans.
>movie starts. She just pushes herself on me, unzips my pants and starts sucking my dick. Gat Dayam!!! Can’t believe it. Go in and start feeling her titties which are fake af but really don’t go be af.
>can’t cum but she seems ok. You’re just nervous, huh? Maybe I’m being too open anon. Maybe I should back off. O-o-ok...
>she sits there like a nice girl for the rest of the movie. I take glimpses at her, she looks at me and smiles back. One time, while she’s watching the movie, I glimpse at her.
>holy ssshhhhhiiiiittttt, I-I-is that....nooooooo!!!
>start rationalizing with myself. I’m just seeing things, I’m being paranoid, b-b-but her fake nose, her fake tits, her too good to be true personality, and now that shadow across her throat that’s so subtle, and yet....
>I reach out to her. She thinks I want to kiss again but I rub that bump on his throat.
>before I can touch him again, he grabs his purse and runs out.
>w-w-wait, I....
>he runs out too fast and literally disappears. Never see him again and ghosts my phone calls.
>call one time a week later. Someone answers. It’s a mexican named Miguel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 03:20:36 2020 No.17054453 >>17054444 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_u0zg4p9cV4

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 03:21:46 2020 No.17054459 File: 29 KB, 500x385, 1578726253560.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17054444

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 03:22:57 2020 No.17054466 >>17054444 Quads died for this

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 03:24:47 2020 No.17054474 >>17049817 Also 2 has the ugliest feet, agree

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 03:28:23 2020 No.17054491 >>17051024 >>17051210 >>17053601 >>17049760 >>17049884 Imagine liking the darkest one with tattoos. You must be niggers

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