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comfy post market in the city

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List of basic stock market terminology:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
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https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

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https://www.tradingview.com/screener

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

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List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/
>>17047735

>> No.17049572

First for ignore all tripfags

>> No.17049578

Fuck China and fuck bats

>> No.17049588
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Reminder, /smg/ has voted and Tripfags will no longer be allowed in these threads. They have their own containment threads now.

Thank you for your understanding.

>> No.17049597

>>17049572
tripfags are cool. They give the thread it's character.

>> No.17049599

Humanity made a critical mistake in complacency with flu and cold.

This means the general person has no behavior that will prevent them from spreading this.

Even if you gave everyone in a city 1000 n95 masks they would still spread this easily.

Humanity decided to ignore a major threat because of low IQ and now millions gonna die and societies collapse.

At any time flu can mutate to something that kills at a high rate. This was inevitable and stupidity and complacency is why

If we reinforced systemic behavioral changes it might possible to reduce the reproduction rate but it's too late

IF YOU GAVE EVERYONE N95 MASKS they will still transmit and get infected because of stupidity and poor behavior.

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Reminder that you outperformed the market this month if you made more than 0$.
If you even made 1$ you did well, fren

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Remember.. If you're a special little snowflake that needs a safespace.. be sure to filter tripfags so you don't have to cry about things that don't effect your life

>> No.17049613

>>17049599
if you shut down for 3 months you'd still get the exponential gain after 3 months.

It's over guys.

Welcome to a hell that will make 2007 look like a fun time. Countries will collapse

>> No.17049614

First for EbolaronaRSolio is going to kill us all

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>>17049599
Calm down schizo. It’s all gonna be ok.

>> No.17049624

>>17049603
I made $350, is that good?

>> No.17049632
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If people knew...

If they could see.....

This is beyond any other threat to humanity besides maybe overt world war

This is worse than 2007-2008

This is going to put humanity through hell.

>> No.17049638

>>17049611
Hey the fucking uhh poll took place, we have to lose our trips and blend in with the rest of the anonymous niggers.

>> No.17049639

>>17049611
Are you down melting down for now or are you going to keep going? You're unironically upset, it's so pathetic.

>> No.17049645

>>17049603
>1$
how about $13,000?

>> No.17049649
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>>17049632

>> No.17049652

>>17049611
Kill yourself newfag. This website has hated tripfags for over a fucking decade.

>> No.17049653

- spreads asymptomatic
- non trivial mortality rate
- cases worldwide (2 week lag on detection)
- high rate needing medical help

It's literally the worst case scenario you could ever imagine. This is on the same scale of damage worldwide as a nuke exploding in NYC

>> No.17049662

>>17049624
>>17049645
Well done.
>>17049632
So.. Youre saying Gold and SQQQ?

>> No.17049673

literally, the chance of these horrible hell outcomes are 40% at this point

40% of hell on earth and societal collapse

this aint a joke

>> No.17049675

>>17049653
Dude if you’re serious, you are delusional. Shut the fuck up.

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>>17049611
>i havent been crying like a little bitch all week, YOUR CRYING!!

>> No.17049683

>>17049653
>This is on the same scale of damage worldwide as a nuke exploding in NYC
aaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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>>17049632
Maybe if you retards ventured out of your containment boards once in a while you would've seen my extremely based esoteric data threads. Geminovirus, twin virus. Stoopid.

>> No.17049689

>>17049652
I had chicken pox as a kid am I immune?

>> No.17049694
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GALT presenting 3rd NASH Congress in London Feb 10-11
Additionally, presenting May 2020 Boston, NASH conference

Last chance to accumulate before takeoff.

>> No.17049697

>>17049673
Post your portfolio please, I am desperate to see it. You can even blur out the dollar amounts. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

>> No.17049700

Serious question: how much does owning stocks effect your tax refunds? I know Robinhood is supposed to be sending 1099s soon and I don't know if I should bother to wait before I do the tax return to get that since I only started stocks back in September if last year or just go for it and ignore that section of the return.

>> No.17049701

At this point also as a planner you have to accept the worst case. You can't shut down everything. Instead you have to opt to go through the fire. Let the 10% of society die, and hope you can rebuild ASAP.

strategically

deceleration phase - try to reduce onset

Onset (can't contain) - try to mititgate

After this you hope you can rebuild and the populace doesn't riot or overthrow governments.

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BREXIT IS POPPING OFF AND WE GOT THE SECRETARY OF HHS SAYING THE PRESIDENT IS SUSPENDING ALL FOREIGN NATIONALS THAT COULD SPREAD THE VIRUS!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PLAY ON MONDAY LADS!?!?!?!?

>> No.17049713

>>17049707
The only solution is the execution of all chinese nationals

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I will not remove my trip. I have a trip for a reason. I have picked a stock and I am confident about it and I stand firmly behind it. I will not go and shill some stock just to cowar away like some of these Anonymous posters.

These Anonymous posters are against you!! They want you to lose money. Not me, I want everyone to make money and I will not back down because a bunch of Anonymous shit posters are crying like little girls about a trip that is there for an extremely obvious reason.

So cry all you want and fill the fucking thread about how much you hate tripfags.. I'm not fucking leaving so your shit posting is doing nothing at all!!!

LCI to $60!!!

>> No.17049727

>>17049716
Kek

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>>17049701
https://connectconsulting.biz/the-preparedness-cycle/
Here is some light reading so you can fine tune your incitement and panic stuff next time, instead of just sounding dumb as bricks.
>t. emergency management chad

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Ummm guys...
my butthole itches after that ladyboy tore it apart a few days ago. Is this the end?

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THIS THREAD HAS BEEN CLAIMED BY THE REYNOLDS MARINES ON BEHALF OF HIS EMINENCE RICHARD REYNOLDS SR

>> No.17049752

>>17049716
No one cares about your $4,000 worth of stock in a failed pharmaceutical company and if you manage to finally turn a profit on it. Just shut the fuck up.
>>17049707
No namefags either. Easy come, easy go.

>> No.17049757

>>17049739
prognosis isn't good fren. Better than getting the sweet and sour sicken.

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The Coronavirus is worse than you could imagine. Be scared, stockpile as much food, water and ammo as you can.

Good luck.

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>>17049729
>>17049697
1yr 175%, 3 month 100%, 1 month 65% portfolio rate of return

>> No.17049768

>>17049707
dole music and stella

>> No.17049777
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>>17049603
Rad. I win the prize!

>> No.17049789

I'm not saying it's 100% chance, just like 40% chance for that doom scenario..

At a certain point the S curve only levels once it's infected a huge portion of humanity. This might be that one.

>> No.17049793

>>17049653
It isn't worst case but i agree it's bad. Worse than SARS for sure.

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WHAT AFTERMARKET ASIA SHORTS TO BUY?!

>>17049744
Shit I forgot. I want in. I love foilchan!
>>17049685
Lmao reminds me of the /sci/ schizo and his 5G FUD posts. What the fuck are these projections based on?
So there’s a 50% chance of THE BIG ONE Los Angeles earthquake on or before 2045? Shit I better hoard cash to buy land.

>> No.17049806

>>17049793
higher mortality is usually lower spread rate

so this might be natural worst case

>> No.17049810

>>17049797
Those projections are part of a legitimate schizo website which /x/ and /pol/ have investigated since like 2015.

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>>17049700
You have to report your capital gains and losses for September through December 2019 on your return. Wait for your RH statement to come in before filing.

>> No.17049819

>>17049810
Kekkies “need to know more intensifies”
Like what is a queltron and how is it injected?

>> No.17049820

>>17049752
>$4000
Probably more like $400

>> No.17049832

It's all red...

>> No.17049842
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>>17049707
Wait n' see. Hang on to defensive trades likely to gain during instability. If yoy're already well positioned then cross fingers for continued panic as the gains to be made on rebound are easily enough to make a whole year in a few weeks.

>> No.17049845

Why the fuck is AMRN still above $18?

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>>17049832
Shaking out the weak hands.

>> No.17049849

Unbelievable that a microscopic virus can tear up economy on a macro level.

Are humans even the biggest trolls

>> No.17049850
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>>17049832
not all red fren

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>>17049845

>> No.17049864

what are the most important indices that I should always take a look at?

>> No.17049867

>>17049849
maybe if it was 10 years from now we'd be fine.

Now we have to deal with societal collapse threat because people are too stupid to care about stopping the flu.

>> No.17049878

>>17049848
what am i looking at

>> No.17049882

>>17049878
just the flu

>> No.17049893
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>>17049878
inconclusive as many of the people in the video sit up as if it was nothing.
chances are this is some autistic bug group exercise

>> No.17049898

Anyone know america's or europes strategy when dealing with this?

Will the closed down schools become the makeshift hospitals? Whjat about body disposal?

>> No.17049901

>>17049878
no fap until the halving

>> No.17049903

>>17049848
What's the backstory in that webm? Serious question. Holy fuck.

>> No.17049904

>>1709864
S&P, DOW, hang seng, nikkei, and general overview of europe.

>> No.17049911

>>17049898
secretary of HHS made an announcement about an hour ago.
they're "temporarily" suspending admission of all foreign nationals who could spread the virus

>> No.17049913

>>17049903
The dead bodies in the wuhan hospital just sitting around might be an indication things are bad.

>> No.17049918

>>17049898
>Anyone know america's or europes strategy when dealing with this?
blame white supremacy

>> No.17049920

>>17049918
this
LET
THEM
IN

>> No.17049932

>>17049918
https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/31/asia/wuhan-coronavirus-racism-fear-intl-hnk/index.html

they already started that, I mean the emergency services reaction when hospitals are full

>> No.17049949

>>17049694
God of Calls is against GALT.

Do I believe him, or Pendulum?

>> No.17049957

Oh Brexit is about to happen in ~17 minutes? How did I miss that? Kek'd

>> No.17049963

>>17049949
Do your own research lad. Tripfags are no authority on anything.

>> No.17049965

>>17049898
Didn't you watch the press conference? There is VERY LITTLE risk in America. Americans DO NOT need to be panicked. The chances of this spreading are VERY LOW. This is simply an abundance of caution because there is VERY LITTLE risk here.

I'm sure they're prepping the death camps with crematoriums already.

>> No.17049967

>>17049867
See
>>17049761
We’re fucked

>> No.17049968

funny CDC doesn't start training people to avoid spreading coronavirus.

I hope they get online courses ready for when schools shut down at least.

>> No.17049970

>>17049913
Is really dead bodies in the hospital? Looks absolutely brutal.

>> No.17049971

>>17049864
S&P 500, Russell 2000, DJIA, VIX
You should also be looking at Total Business Inventories (BUSINV), Consumer Price Index (CPI), Bank Prime Loan Rate (DPRIME), New Private Housing Permits (PERMIT), and US treasury bond yield curve. All of this is available for free on TradingView

>> No.17049976

>>17049967
What's in the picture?

Are you ready for dealing with people when hospitals fill up and everyone is going insane with panic?

Will police ride along?

>> No.17049982

>>17049932
No one likes or agrees with cnn in the US. I doubt it’s different in the euro zone.
Linking cnn is like linking globe and mail or the onion or daily mail.

>> No.17049983

>>17049903
Pretty sure it’s a makeshift ward for long term care patients, judging by the fact they’re all old and skin and bones.

>> No.17049988
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>22
>just got my first job
>want to get into investing by next year as a pastime

Haven't done any "investing" since the /g/ days where we banged bitcoins on one another. Where do I start, what books/sites/resources besides the OP? Tips, anything at all basically

>> No.17049989

>>17049971
You forgot fed balance sheet, DIX/gex, and maybe cot.

>> No.17049995

>>17049970
What if I told you that not only are their dead bodies in every hospital, there's a skeleton inside of you?

>> No.17050001

>>17049983
Yep. What's hospital surge capacity right now?

ready for the exponential cases?

Chinese healthcare workers will be breaking down soon. It's 1 hospital per 500,000 people in top tier cities for example.

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>>17049983
These next few weeks will definitely be peak happening.

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>>17049995

>> No.17050024

>>17049976
It’s a LifePak 15 and an aid bag. The virus is not that serious, I work in one of the largest cities in the US and other than wearing masks around old Chinese grandmas nobody gives a shit.

It’s not that serious, more people will get infected, more will die but it’s 100% not going to cause the collapse of society. You should relax.

>t. I’ve been through Ebola, MERS, SARS.

>> No.17050034

>>17050001
The hospitals go yellow and red here daily from niggers getting shot or using the ER as free primary care.

>> No.17050037

>>17049819
Extremely not based. Only people who have predicted future events with extreme specificity at least once are allowed to ride this ride. Sorry Psy-let.

>> No.17050038

>>17050024
Should I avoid air travel?

>> No.17050045

>>17049848
>tiktok
what

>>17049971
>>17049989
thanks, I'll take a look at those.

>> No.17050053

>>17049878
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting~

>> No.17050056

>>17050024
Yeah

The hospitals have to work out how they can keep everyone 6 feet apart in the ER room and handle suspected cases

Police / military will have to go with every ambulance and protect all facilities. When you triage certain cases people will freak out when they hear there is no room.

Once you see 50 cases or so locally it's over already and the above will 100% happen. You got a few weeks.

>> No.17050057

>>17049739
Unironically one of the first symptoms of AIDS.

>> No.17050069

>>17049988
Open up a Robin Hood account. Dollar cost average into SPY over the next few weeks/months. Lurk more. Don't listen to the tripfags, namefags, or meme stock shills. Read Benajmin Graham. Watch Buffet and Munger interviews/talks/what have you on YouTube. Buy dividend paying blue chip stocks once the current market correction we began this week is over.

Once you "get good" you can into with options contracts, diversify with leveraged ETFs, and gamble with highly volatile penny stocks.

>> No.17050076

>>17050037
But I have done that, I’ve even done it correctly from time to time.
>>17050038
>>17050024
I mean intrastate airtravel.

>> No.17050086

>>17049995
Oh fugg

>> No.17050092

>>17049932
"yellow alert" fucking kek'd

>> No.17050104

>>17050045
I don't know, I found it on /sci/. The first part of the webm looks to be from an exercise otherwise it would have attracted media attention by now like the second clip did.

>> No.17050106

should just declare martial law now

seal off major spread spots, close public spaces, isolate old people's homes etc.

Start training military forces how to slow the spread and prepare for the massive unrest and empty streets

>> No.17050108

>>17050037
Anon, remember when someone posted:
>you guys are bretty cool, done invest in the Middle East or sell your oil stocks right now
?

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>>17050076
What time frames and what predictions? I was mostly chiding you because I'm just looking to shitpost about my IQ right now mostly, if you actually can though you would be amazed at the opportunity avaliable to you. Picture very much related. The rich always want the things money can't buy.

>> No.17050112

>>17050069
Once you "get good" you don't waste time on that last shit but the first advice is good. When you "get good" you have enough money to go do real business speaking from experience.

>> No.17050134

>>17050108
I don't remember that. You called Iran before it escalated I assume? Very nice if so. Not exactly what the military, or more esoterically inclined elites, are looking for exactly. But not bad nontheless. Hope you made money.

>> No.17050143

>>17050112
Based. I agree with you.

>> No.17050161

>>17050069
You will never get good following 50% of this. Just save up money and invest in shit that is going to last and repeat.

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>>17050109
I'm a Capricorn with Aquarius moon. Can confirm that my intuition has been like a hot knife cutting through butter. Idea generation and creativity are through the roof. I will neither confirm nor deny that dabbling in the occult has helped my P/L ratio.

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>>17050024

DONT LISTEN TO HIM, THEYRE SENDING MY UNIT TO SET UP THE FEMA DEATH CAMPS IN UPSTATE NY

>> No.17050186

>>17050069
>buy an index ETF
>but wait until you have wasted time in the market to get into a leveraged index ETF
Justify yourself nigger. There is no reason to at least not get 2X leverage.

>> No.17050201

What's with all those report that claim the Wuhan virus have been infused with HIV sequence?

>> No.17050204

>>17050186
For 2x the loses AND daily decay! Sick!

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UK has now left the EU

>> No.17050220

>>17050069
Noted, don't know jack shit but this at least looks like good advice.

>> No.17050224

>>17050161
>>17050143
>>17049988

DO: Buy SPY. Buy dividend paying blue chips. Hedge with options. Read Graham and listen to Buffet and Munger (They will sober you up open your eyes to the follies of people and the markets)

DON'T: Listen to tripfags, namefags, and shills. Spend money on >SNSS

There. More clear and concise. I hope you pedantic autists are satisfied.

>> No.17050233

>>17050204
lol

dont leverage until the next bull run

statistically speaking theres a 60 percent chance that sp500 is going to end the year in a negative

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>>17050201

>> No.17050239

>>17050208
And 0 fucks were given

>> No.17050255

>>17050224
>I hope you pedantic autists are satisfied.
No, wtf, you didn't even mention buying TSLA stock and frog posting.

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>>17050255
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17050271

>>17050183
Uhhhh wrf bro’s??

>> No.17050272

Can we just round up all the chinks and muslims and put them into "quarantine" camps until we can figure out what's going on?

>> No.17050275

China numbers soon.

I bet within 12 hours they also announce no stock market open on monday

>> No.17050278

>>17050134
I also called that there was no “happening” and that Donald will only pursue military engagements IF, near to the election, polling indicates difficulty for his re-election. This is unlikely but possible.

>>17050201
FUD fueled by a Twitter pajeet. If you like speculation on conspiracies behind happenings, there are better 4channel and 4chan boards for that

>> No.17050284

>>17050233
We are in a secular bull run and the dip will be bought.

>> No.17050286

>>17050204
>muh decay
55/45 split TQQQ/TMF portfolio is the only way make it with index funds and you cannot prove otherwise.

>> No.17050304
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>>17049563
Buy Amazon!

>> No.17050309

Is right now a good time to buy a chink GF? They must be on sale right now because they're all looking to flee their country into a safe harbor. What stocks are good for this?

>> No.17050313

>>17050224
I give great advice.

>> No.17050320
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>>17050239
My GBP position does

>> No.17050325

God damn this really might be peak fear. But I guess calling a bottom is probably stupid.

Fuck I’m going to take such a big hit if Bernie wins on Monday...

>>17050309
Can you keep her under quarantined observation for 2 weeks?

>> No.17050331

>>17050309
BIDU and JD

>> No.17050355
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>buy chinese stock
>deadly bioweapon plague starts
Just fuck my shit up, guys. Should I sell or hold on to it?

>> No.17050380

>>17050355
What buy?

>> No.17050382

>>17050355
>buy chinese stock
serves you right traitor

>> No.17050400

>>17050325
I can keep her quarantined her whole fucking life. :v)

>> No.17050403

Who else /cozy/ ?

>> No.17050414
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PEAK FEAR
WERE ALL FUCKED
PEAK FEAR
SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL

>> No.17050418

How hasnt BABA dropped below $200 yet?

>> No.17050420

>>17050403
25 min till we get China's new numbers

>> No.17050421

>>17050380
xiaomi

>> No.17050425
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>>17050309
there's a reason they are cheap. don't risk it. corona is something new, maybe the deaths so far are very rare cases and the normal time to die is after 6 months with 99% certainty

>> No.17050430

>>17050414
yeah I like that quarantine technique. Wonder how they will do that in USA and the police will deal will crazed infected.

>> No.17050431

>>17050286
I can’t imagine putting all of my money into the SPY or QQQ and letting it sit for 20 years. Do boomers actually do that?

>> No.17050442

@Zerohedge twitter suspended

>> No.17050446
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>>17050286
>cannot prove otherwise.
yes you can

>> No.17050448

I see the hysteria is starting to set in.

>> No.17050449

>>17050430
>implying a single white American who hasn’t traveled outside the country will be infected
Ngmi m8

>> No.17050450

What the fuck, twitter suspended Zerohedge

>> No.17050452

>>17050403
Me. I would rather ride to zero than sell at a loss. Instead of looking at graphs and news articles all day, I much rather be looking at anime girl assholes.

>> No.17050461

>>17050450
Even when the bears are right they still won't let us celebrate.

>> No.17050465

7th confirmed case in US found in California

>> No.17050470

>>17050450
BASED
DOOMFAGS BTFO
AHAHAHAHA

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>>17050403
Super comfy, sent the last payment on a condo in Vietnam earlier today. I want some beer though but I don't have any

>> No.17050472

>>17050446
people putting all their money in index funds will be so fucked if this happens. they aren't aware of the risk they think it will continue to go up forever

>> No.17050474

>>17050421
sell.

>> No.17050475

>>17050450
Twitter is a fucking disgrace, something directly out of 1984

>> No.17050476
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>>17050448
This is good... very good...

>> No.17050477

>>17050446
Did you back test the TQQQ/TMF portfolio for this time span? How did it do? How far off did it end up?

>> No.17050488
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>>17050470
BASED NIGGER

>> No.17050500

>>17050431
yes

>> No.17050502

>>17050448
actually not yet

we are at 10% of peak panic

>> No.17050515

>>17050449
give it a week

>> No.17050527

>>17050465
recession here we come

wooooheeee

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>>17050450
>it's real
Well shit. Any word on why?

>> No.17050535

>>17050502
Eh... I don’t know. China can keep it under wraps like the uygers and let it run its course. If civilized countries can keep it under control, the market could price it in and rally.

Bears get irrationally exuberant too.

>> No.17050537

>>17050477
just imagine TQQQ crabbing between 100 and 30 for twenty years

>> No.17050542

>>17050528
posted something about the virus being a bioweapon

>> No.17050545

>>17050528
Facebook said they’re getting rid of posts that have fake news about the virus, could be similar.

Zerghedge has no qualms with baseless fear mongering, even if their fud is sometimes accurate.

>> No.17050556

>>17050446
Delete this.
>>17050528
Maybe it had something to do with this article. Good thing they're not censoring information about the virus like the Chinese government would, right guys?

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/coronavirus-contains-hiv-insertions-stoking-fears-over-artificially-created-bioweapon

>> No.17050572

>>17050475
i agree

>> No.17050574

https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.01.30.927871v1

>India
We don't trust them on their crypto shilling and calls about computer viruses, but do we trust them on weaponized HIV?

>> No.17050578

Hong Kong:
About 200 bank branches suspended operation, others shortened opening hour
All schools suspended for the entire February at the minimum
Even lottery have to be canceled for indefinite amount of time
Yet the government still refuse to close the border, claim "it's racist"

>> No.17050589

>>17050572
>>17050475
Mate if they don’t want to be regulated out of existence they have to do something.

>> No.17050592

>>17050574
Yes sirs nCov is Vishnu’s new power virus filled with HIV
100% extinction EOY sirs

>> No.17050600

>>17050450
Good. Fuck Z*rohedge

>> No.17050619

3 short calls on VIX
2 long puts on SH

LET'S GO FREE MONEY

>> No.17050621

>>17050545
>fake news
Their story had a source. The Indian doctor's theory hadn't been peer reviewed yet but it doesn't mean the story is a lie.

>> No.17050630

>>17050578
>All schools suspended for the entire February at the minimum
Lucky fucks. When I was a kid you used to have to suck the school principal's dick just to get a snowday. They get a full month off for this.
>>17050592
Kek.
>Sirs, we found that there is a virerus in your countries. We can take care of that for you today, okay?

>> No.17050631

>>17050537
>missing half of the portfolio
If the market is crabbing for that long TMF will go up and compensate.

>> No.17050634

Alarmist kikes at zerohedge rekt yet again top kek

>> No.17050636

>>17050621
This is the big one. Expect social media to become even more censored or shut down in most countries.

>> No.17050649

Anyone else horde precious metals like a dragon? I mean I don't have much right now, yet, but I do like doing it.

>> No.17050653

>>17050636
Are you larping or actually mentally ill?

>> No.17050657

>>17050634
ahhh yes, the kikes at the """far-right""" anti-establishment anti-banking blog are getting rekt again by the totally not kikes at twatter.

>> No.17050658

>>17050621
I said what Facebook is doing.

But an Indian medical license is not foundation enough to stoke the flames of panic.

>> No.17050669

>>17050414
We've seen an increase in the number of new cases every day so far. That means we're still in the exponential phase. Once this starts to level out, we're halfway through. That will be peak fear. That's when you should buy.

>> No.17050670

>>17050653
the schizophrenic kike reveals his true nature, projecting onto others his own genetic mental illness

>> No.17050672

>>17050657
End the fed fags should really kill themselves.

>> No.17050678

Xiao En: "This message represents a lot of people. He is likely to have entered the second generation of transmission, and there has been clear evidence of human-to-human transmission. The virus may have entered the second or even third generation in the population. Such important epidemiological data is so important. Medical experts already know this situation, and they will be notified to the people of the CDC, but the people from the CDC or the Health Commission did not give the medical experts. Give them public authority. "

The paper mentions that interpersonal communication between close contacts has begun since mid-December last year, and has gradually spread within the following month.

The chart in the report also showed that seven medical staff were infected in Wuhan from January 1st to 11th. Between January 12 and 22, eight medical staff were infected.

However, the Wuhan Municipal Health and Health Commission stated in three reports on December 31 last year, January 5 and January 11 that "the investigation did not find any obvious human-to-human transmission", and twice said that "no medical staff infection was found. ".

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>>17050672
>free markets are bad
>we need people to constantly pull the strings behind the scenes
>if you disagree with this you need to go to jail for decades for being a bad boy >:^(

>> No.17050687

>>17050649
Nah. Shiny rocks don't pay divvies or even appreciate much. Not worth the capital.

>> No.17050690

>>17050670
>>17050636
Samefag nigger btw

>> No.17050698

>>17050589
i just wish that every place was like the chan and you can say anything you want except words like (user has been banned)

>> No.17050708

>>17050690
nah I didn't care enough about your post to respond.

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>>17050690
Your schizophrenia is showing kikel.

>> No.17050725

>>17050685
That’s quite the straw man you’ve made
>>17050698
Please think of the advertisers.
What words aren’t we allowed to say? Cute and funny is tolerated.

>> No.17050739

>>17050630
>They get a full month off for this.
At least some schools I know will use online teaching system and force students to take online classes even when schools are closed.
>>17050621
They probably think anything not verified by governments are fake

>> No.17050741

>>17050711
That’s exactly how it would look if you were posting from two different devices retard

Go to your containment thread

>> No.17050743

Thanks for the (you)s samefags :3

>> No.17050758

>>17050452
What a chad.

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>>17050741
>everyone I don't like is literally the same person
watch out buddy, you're starting to sound like a liberal jew

>> No.17050766

>>17050743
Fuck off LCIguy

>> No.17050767

>>17050658
>But an Indian medical license is not foundation enough to stoke the flames of panic.
The findings will be checked by labs all over the world now. We'll see.

>> No.17050769

>>17050711
>>17050708

Are we being raided by discord trannies or something?

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>>17050403
me
I am going to go give my dog a bath

>> No.17050782

>>17050725
you almost got me there

>> No.17050796

>>17050741
>>17050743
>>17050769
the damage control JIDF have been activated. AHHHHHH!!!! IT'S WORSE THAN WE COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED!!!! FUCKING SELL EVERYTHING!!!

>> No.17050803

>>17050769
we have been all week.. they're so obvious it's sickening.. i think last time was when they were pumping AMRN

>> No.17050805

>>17050767
Looks like it isn't HIV after all and the world isn't going to become aids ridden beyond the current homosexual and African population.

https://twitter.com/trvrb/status/1223337991168380928

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>>17049563

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what in the fuck is up with this oil sell off?!?!

big dogs trying to bankrupt the little guy?

>> No.17050818

>>17050765
That wasn’t me retard.
I’m just pointing out your flawed logic.
>>17050767
I’m curious to see what they have to say,

but no matter what they say, it’s premature publish panic-inducing headlines based on ONE Indian researcher’s claims.
>>17050796
Leave bear.

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>>17050803

>> No.17050825

>>17049563
Have you seen SPCE its something to keep an eye on

>> No.17050828

>>17050812
more schizophrenic ramblings from bullkikes. Guess what nigger, the market doesn't go up 24/7. Especially in a crisis.

>> No.17050830

>>17050698
This place is so fucking controlled goy. The one catchall rule is "nothing illegal in US law", which includes things like talking about black markets, sharing insider information, or even referencing outside websites that may talk about these subjects. If you haven't yet seen chinkmoot delete a borderline post yet you are either a very boring person or extremely new. If you're a pedophile or a junkie though that's OK, no posting script kiddie hacks or referencing businesses that can launder your money though, that's a no-no in hiroshimoots book because then you might actually draw anti-government people with means to the site instead of just disgusting pedophile coomers and braindead meth users.

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>>17050812

>> No.17050849

>>17050805
Panicfags are actually glowie government agents, who knew

>> No.17050851

>>17050452
>I would rather ride to zero than sell at a loss
This has been my strategy, but i only buy blue chip divy payers, and 10yr holds like tesla or nvidia

>> No.17050860

>>17050828
but check out that volume... oil has already been pretty cheap for awhile crisis or not.. can it get back to $40? even people that wouldn't normally be bullish on oil would have to admit thats pretty damn cheap...

>> No.17050866

Who else can't be arsed to hold long term SPY puts because they need money for earnings gambling? I know I am degenerate.

SPY puts made me 160 bucks today tho

We all know SPY is hitting 300 this is a SARS level event that takes markets down 10% so it just makes sense.

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>>17050860

>> No.17050875

>>17050830
>insider information


this was why i originally came here

good times

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>>17050830
this is true.. if i don't talk about LCI enough.. I get banned

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>>17050876

>> No.17050890

>>17050860
>the second biggest consumer of oil basically shuts down
>the price of oil decreases
ahhhhhh CONSPHINRIACY!!!!!
why aren't you in your containment board?

>> No.17050918

>>17050890
its fucking cheap as fuck already though...

>board
>thread
too stupid to know the difference I take it? ok

>> No.17050927

>>17050918
>>>/lgbt/

>> No.17050932
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>>17050918

>> No.17050936

>>17050830
Absolutely based and braindead meth user pilled

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>>17050927
ha. you're so cool and edgy bro

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>>17050939

>> No.17050948

whats everyones opinion on the yield curve inversion

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>>17050939

>> No.17050965

alright im out

>> No.17051003

>>17050948
Most likely deeper for longer. 3 month yield in particular has been skipping across the FF for almost 2 years now, this is just the next skip. This depression is going to be fucking wild when it hits.

>> No.17051004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW3xqcGidpQ

>> No.17051022

converted my roth 401k to cash lads, the big one is coming this year or next

>> No.17051059

>>17050822
>>17050834
>>17050874
>>17050886
>>17050932
>>17050945
MODS

>> No.17051080

>>17049976
You gotta stop visiting /pol/. I know you’re a eurofag and it’s hard to get guns but at this rate you’re going to end up being a mass shooter. Your unbalanced and panicked rambling is not doing anything but working yourself up. Nobody here has enough money to effect your positions lmao.

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Which stocks should I buy to capitalize on the Coronavirus?

>> No.17051093

>>17051080
that tranny has been feverishly trying to raise the VIX on his own for days just ignore him

>> No.17051099

Another sucky day on several fronts. Market shits, my furnace is acting up so yeah real swell day. Plus hey it's the weekend so I can't get anyone in to look at the furnace till maybe sometime Monday or Tuesday at the earliest. At least I got other heat sources so I won't be freezing my nuts off or deal with any plumbing issues due to the lack of heat.

>> No.17051107

>>17051087
The ones that directky benefit have already shot up: LAKE, APT. You're better off heading in to defensive positions like precious metals and non-oil/gas utilities, and holding cash.

>> No.17051111

>>17051080
the kikes have more VPNs, everyone watch out.

>> No.17051125

>>17051059
seriously.. the fucking guy is annoying and very off topic

>>17051004
fuck i'm kinda happy they took them to march air force base instead of ontario... my sister was called upon to go to the ontario containment then they changed it thank god

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>>17051125

>> No.17051141

>All my stocks are down around 5%
>I imagine the new numbers from Coronachan will spook everyone even worse on Monday

So, sell ASAP rebuy Tuesday?

>> No.17051178

>>17051087
The ones we talk about here 24/7
Yang as an inverse
Gold
Puts on Thai, Jap, India, etc.
Puts on Chinese transportation and companies
SQQQ and VIX if you bank on the effects in America

>> No.17051185

>>17050592
>please sirs, we have found a Vishnu in the genome sequence
>>17051141
That’s uhhhhh a pretty quick repositioning I’m looking to hodl everything I’ve got right now, but who the fuck knows what’s going to happen.

Nintendo was one of my biggest winners last year, looking like the entire Japanese economy might crumble now. Jokes on me! I shouldn’t have bought the Nintendo dip!

>> No.17051193

>>17051111
He wasn’t even responding to you. Samefag confirmed. Chainlink 1000 eoy btw.

>> No.17051201

>>17051185
Well, if people are freaking out now, they're really going to freak out next week when cases that have been incubating start breaking out. Wait until people start shutting down flights to Singapore, Japan, or Thailand.

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Buy SH puts 90-120 days out.
Wait until the fearmongering zero hedge kikery stops and stocks pump.
Sell for profit.

It’s just that easy.

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>>17051193
LCIfag you should really stop making 300 accounts and pretending to be different people who aren't a miserable tripfag. It's not good for your health. Just accept your faggotry and go back to >>>/lgbt/.

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>>17050502
10% of the way to the peak is basically the start and >>17050448 said it is starting

>> No.17051216

>>17051125
At least he's not shilling a money-losers, you big bitch

>> No.17051227

>>17051059
>waaAAAAaaah i'm a big bitch baby
>i'd rather flip into hysterics instead of clicking "hide poster"
>i can't deal with this report waaAAaaah
His wojacks are at least fresh and inventive, unlike your caps locked screeching

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These fudsters are LITERAL trannies ahahahahahaha

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>>17051239

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>>17051216
W-what, you don’t like buying comfy stocks like M, F, BGFV, HMNY?

>>17051201
Depends. Cases need to see continued exponential growth, otherwise dipbuyers may rush in with Jerome’s liquidity.

I dunno, I’m about 40% cash in all of my accounts so...

OH FUCK MY IRA IS NOT
MY IRA IS ABOUT TO GET FUCKED BY SANDERS

FUCKKKCMCKCKCKCKBWHWJWGBRF
22% PHARMA AAAGAVAGAHAGAGAVGAHAGAG

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>>17051125

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>>17051287

>> No.17051426

Lmao Cramer taking a victory lap after warning about a corona selloff for like weeks

>> No.17051463

>>17051426
Stop watching the Judaic-vision box jesus christ boomer

>> No.17051513

why is there 2 smgs?

>> No.17051519

>>17051463
y u bully cramer

>> No.17051521

>>17051513
Civil war

>> No.17051529

>>17051426
watching Cramer should be a fucking permaban from /smg/

>> No.17051537

>>17051529
Cramer is based

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>>17050053
Based

>> No.17051541

>>17051537
what the h*ck did I just read!

>> No.17051542
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>college classes starting next week in Los Angeles
How fucked am I bros?

>>17051463
Nah. I think I’ll watch it.
You can read through the lines if you haven’t roasted your brain on porn, reality television, and recreational drugs from a young age.

>> No.17051550

>>17051542
Hopefully LA has to be nuked to stop the spread

>> No.17051561

>>17051550
Nah they just have to blow the explosives on the faultlines and trigger THE BIG ONE. Then no ones getting out of LA without air travel

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>>17051561
do it

>> No.17051569

is there a thai index etf that trades on the US markets?

>> No.17051579

>>17051566
Why you want a global recession so badly?

>> No.17051587

>>17051541
He is pretty based my man, he’s been telling about the old tricks the hedgies used back in his day for a while. And he DID sound the alarm when there was still time to get out of the market before the GFC. and was mocked for it.

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>>17049988
Look up options. Dont listen to these cucks telling you about bluechips and Diveeedents

One 300$ amzn contract yesterday was worth ~6k+ the day after ER. And remember. Stonks go up.

>> No.17051613

>>17051542
LA fag also. You're pretty fucked lad. There were already chinkvirus scares at SC and UC Berkeley. I think there have been a few of us on /smg/ over the last few days.

>> No.17051623

>>17051596
This gambler's lottery ticket "gonna make it on a one time play" mentality is exactly what leads to people blowing up their accounts.

>> No.17051652
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>Dat SAVA after hours

>> No.17051668

>>17051613
Not worries about scares, there were scares on that carnival ship too. Quarantined the whole ship and it was just the regular flu or common cold or something.

>> No.17051688

>>17049762
Holy shit, that's pretty good right?

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>>17051623
Mate nice analysis, instead go get the stonk in General Electric so instead of having the opportunity to actually make money, ye can just get assfucked every day by a dying company. Literally buy a strangle every ER a couple days early to avoid insane IV and you will have a 80% chance of 5xing your initial cash. But no, tell them to buy IF that wont teach them anything other than to dead head in to a low yield, low brainpower trading style that will teach them nothing, and has no potential for anything other than subsistence earnings.

>> No.17051749

>>17051596
>One 300$ amzn contract yesterday was worth ~6k+ the day after ER.
Just be psychic bro.

>> No.17051754

>>17049762
I just made 70% since monday trading options.

>> No.17051757

>>17049597
shillfags however can fuck right off

>> No.17051763

>>17051749
Yeah like amzn is some small company, spend 600-700 dollars for the chance to get 10x or more , no go buy SPY so that you can get that D A N K diversity, and make something along the lines of 7% annually, nice suggestion M A N E

>> No.17051764

>>17032137
OHNONONONO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>>17051652
Been meaning to ask, what is the point where selling snss is as late and as profitable as possible? Like, should I settle for $1 when $5 would be just months later?

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>>17049563
It's really cool when hedges actually do their job. This is a custodial portfolio I handle for a young relative and was surprised to see it have a not so terrible day. It's arranged with the heaviest weighting on top.

>> No.17051807

>>17051776
I would never do that. Never
Losing my own money would be ok. Losing someone elses is just too much pressure.

>> No.17051816

>>17051763
What if they missed earnings or as some stocks do beat earnings and still went down?

>> No.17051825

>>17051776
Imagine 2k amazon calls, then calling your lil buddy up and telling them they just made a half a million dollarydoos.

>> No.17051828

>>17051764
That was me lmao. Sold my puts yesterday, made 25%. I was very surprised someone bought at that price, though

>> No.17051839

>>17051741
>strangle
ngmi

>> No.17051843

>>17051816
I said buy a put, buy a call. Either way it goes you win, and you have your boomer head so far up your soggy gaped asshole you can read it. 300$ call 300$ put , either way it moves you win. Dont you have a field of index funds to go tend to?

>> No.17051853

>>17051828
>I was very surprised someone bought at that price, though
Because it's about to hit $15.

>> No.17051854

>>17051764
I would not settle for $1. I view anything below 1.5 as buy territory.
Ya gotta understand (sorry drunk on Absinthe might not communicate this well) BTK inhibitors are HUGE. ARQL got bought out for 2.7 billion dollars. If SNSS valued equally with Vecabrutinib what ARQL got with Ibrutinib, we'd get $25 a share! This is because SNSS has less total shares than ARQL. So yeah I recommend not selling at a buck. If we regain compliance before May, hold that shit until it's bought out. If we don't, then and only then should you consider bugging out for a lower price.

>> No.17051859

>>17051825
Mate we get it. You're been enchanted by the possibilities that options contracts provide. Go and make some bets and post your P/L after each one expires, wise guy. Did you just find /r/wallstreetbets per chance?

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>>17051839
Post trade history pleb

>> No.17051882

>>17051854
Okay, but give us a heads up to let us sell first. If you sell your 99k you're going to trigger a price drop on us lmao

>> No.17051901

>>17051807
I probably didn't word it good by saying handle; these are basically gifts I give these instead of bonds or cash. My plan has been to buy mostly index and bond etfs with some gambles like DB thrown in every now and then. A few months ago I bought a few shares of DB as it was falling like a rock. Kept buying every few days all the way down to the low $7.00s because I felt bad and just like that it turned around and has been a great performer these last few weeks. The portfolio won't be touched for at least 15 more years, and I'm hoping that it encourages the little one to see the value of investing at a young age.

>> No.17051907

>>17051882
This is true, and since I spent so much time shilling it to you guys, if I fail you I will eat that failure myself first and let you know.

>> No.17051912

>>17051776
>SCHD
really? I’ve been thinking about SCHX as my primary etf. I’ve been using SPLV for a while but I think that trade is due to reverse.

>> No.17051930

ATTN: Big Brains
>>17051884

I fucked up and didn’t use a thot for the op image.

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>>17051912
I started off my Roth with a focus on dividend ETFs and at the time SCHD was one of the commission free ones so I went with that. Have been branches out now with $0 fees. Schwab has a lot of good funds, I'll look into that one you posted. This is my Roth.

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>>17051859
Why would i bother posting P/L to a boomer, you are suggesting people mindlessly buy SPY, for no other reason than warren buffet, even though that old crusty fucknuckle got handed heaps of EZ margin from his insurance companies that all he had to do was go and mindlessly put money in to BlooChips because he could singlehandedly move more money in to equities than anyother person. Thats not realistic for anyone else, for any other person who actually wants to make money. Go look at the DinoBoomers trade guru. His top trades arent even his own doing, its people that actaully understand that Hienz Katsup is not the future, that you cant expect Kroger to carry a multibillion dollar investment vehicle in to wealth. But no, go on and tell people to buy indexes while tesla,amazon etc continue to carry the market, while all the other dogs at best can hope to bring the index a 2-3% return on ER beat. Bye boomer, dont let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

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Hello sirs the HIV is now upgraded to HIV-HVAC and is now to being airborne. Please to sell your SPY and QQQ and tellll your friends same.

>> No.17051962

>>17051946
I thought so...

Seethe harder autist.

>> No.17051963

>>17051945
Yeah I did the same in my Roth actually, swapped out of SCHD when I decided I preferred growth, then took profits in SCHG when they enabled free trades.

Is that their streetedge or whatever they call it Citrix enabled platform? I’m not sure if I should bother learning how to use it.

>> No.17051979

>>17051907
based

>> No.17051985

>>17050236

Lucky bastard.

>> No.17051987

>>17051963
It is street edge sir far superior to Canadian chink Ameritrade virus malware

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I'm up 10% for the month. W00t!

>> No.17052001

>>17051962
Seethe, lol back to plebbit. I made enough to pay for me to neet out, how is your SPY doing fag?
>Post ur p/l grrr options trader grrr
Suggesting people improve themselves and actaully learn to trade=lottotickets? Ok retard.

>> No.17052003

>>17051963
>>17051987
Yup streetsmart edge. I went from SSE to think or swim then back to SSE because it just seems much more simple and runs faster than ToS in my experience. I guess for options ToS is supposed to be the best but I only dabble in those after some bad experiences.

>> No.17052023

>>17051930
There would still be trade during a tightly nationalistic world. However, if trade us strictly curtailed, you want to invest in local manufacturing of stuff formerly mostly outsourced and commodities formerly heavily imported before the habbening.

>> No.17052028

NEW THREAD
>>17052026
>>17052026
>>17052026

>>17052026
>>17052026
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>> No.17052031

>>17050183
anon we need more than this to go off of

>> No.17052061

>>17049662
>So.. Youre saying Gold and SQQQ?
I took my AMZN and TSLA option profits and bought exactly those two.

>> No.17052180

>>17052003
based thanks I'll have to try to learn it.

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