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Where do I start?

>I want crypto
>I want to invest in stocks
>I want to not be a poorfag
>Need tips and advice please

>> No.17033343

My phone is about to die but I’ll be home soon, what’s your current position anon? Job, monthly income, how much a month u can invest etc

>> No.17033371

>>17033343
I'm jobless, only income I get for my disability so about 900 a month can invest about 20 bucks because everything else goes towards rent utilities bills

>> No.17033387

>>17033326
Step 1: kys
Step 2:

>> No.17033431

>>17033387
I don't want to die though, I want to make money

>> No.17033433

>>17033371
Rough one, see it takes money to make money or you can go into debt to make money via real estate deals and such but you need a base to start with before. What’s your disability? If it’d physically then nothing should prevent you mentally. You need to dedicate your time towards some skill you can freelance. Fuck if if you’re good at art draw and sell furry porn. In order to get the ball rolling you need to have a couple of thousand you’re willing to risk to make it. The aim being to flip those thousands into ten thousands then hundred thousands over 3-10 years. I’ll get more into detail but for now do u have any skills you can think of that you could use to profit from? You need to strategize how exactly you’re going to build your base income before deciding how to grow it. Brb phone dying lol

>> No.17033496

>>17033433
I'm schizophrenic and I can hardly move or think I get very catatonic I'm not good at anything I have no real skills

>> No.17033510

>>17033496
The real question is.. are you a virgin?

>> No.17033554

>>17033326
I feel you man. Work retail, didn't try hard enough when I was younger, feel hopeless. I'm overwhelmed just choosing a site to use to even exchange crypto, let alone figuring out where to go to do research to be able to make good decisions.

Lurking thread for hope of oldfags.

>> No.17033579

>>17033496
unless you can do something from home, you're pretty much fucked

>> No.17033582

>>17033433
bro im like this dude but i work retail and have a few gs to spare - should i split between crypto and stocks or just go all in on LINK

>> No.17033594

>>17033510
No I'm not a virgin

>> No.17033616

Stocks: Robinhood
You dont need a 10k brokerage account to get started you can deposit any amount.

Crypto: If in US use coinbase for DEBIT or Gemeni for ACH

>> No.17033884

>>17033616
I can't buy FRM from those.

>> No.17033918

>>17033326
>>I want crypto
buy betc at bitstamp, store in electrum wallet

>>I want to invest in stocks
Broker fees are pretty high you need at lest 10k for anything

>>I want to not be a poorfag
If you don't have money you need to work at first

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17034036

It's all gambling. Only do this shit if you have disposable income. Nobody has a crystal ball. Everyone is full of shit. Now go all in on LINK.

>> No.17034098

>>17033496

Buy LINK! Go allin

>> No.17034217

>>17033594
Fucking knew it. Fuck this shit gay life. How are you not a virgin?

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17034569

>>17033496
>>17033594
>>17033371
>>17033326
Look up mturk or other sites similar, you can sometimes make good money at your computer. Widen the gap from $20 a month to maybe a few hundred. Save some cash in case shit turns south and dump the rest into crypto. MTURK my dude it helps me so much as a student.

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>>17033496
Here's what you do. Use your neetbux to live monk mode. Start meditating, get proficient in esoteric practices and start doing spells to break yourself out of schizophrenia and poverty. Start in /x/ and be VERY careful as there are many schizophrenics and LARPers in /x/. Head for /omg/ and start reading The Kybalion. You've got a leaning for it as schizophrenia is a very strong link btw youe sub and conscious minds. If you can master this link you will become amazingly powerful.

>> No.17034861

>>17033326
>>17033554
>>17033582
This is very bullish. Y’all better buy now. Use coinbase it’s simple and easy, then watch how to videos on YouTube.
Easy 2016 vibes. Good luck boys, see ya on the moon

>> No.17034959

>>17033326
Learn how to draw trendlines.
Learn about divergence.
If you want big money, look at big timeframes.

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