Wallah

[Anonymous No.17032781]

TSLA will never be below 600 dollars ever again

[Anonymous No.17032791]

They will show this in textbooks as an example of a bubble stock in a fed-created bubble market

[Anonymous No.17032987]

>>17032791
lots of money to be made though

[Anonymous No.17033078]

>>17032791
this

[Anonymous No.17033099]

the daily chart is literally 90 degrees up. if you dont think there will be a correction back to 400s youre drooling.

[Anonymous No.17033125]

Tesla is in a bubble however it has the best products on the market. Everything necessary for the future of man and superior business practices (non jewish)

[Anonymous No.17033151]

>>17033099
remember the 2017 Christmas jacknife on BTC? that's where this is. parabolic pumps happen at the end of the market cycle. first steep drop is a warning to gtfo.

[Anonymous No.17033158]

>>17033125
>muh new paradigm.

[Anonymous No.17033181]

>>17033151
this reminds me exactly of the bitcoin/crypto charts in 2017. you look at a lot of stocks and the charts SHOW and TELL you that this growth is inorganic. its just being pumped and propped up by the fed and cheap money. the companies are stagnant in revenue growth yet their stock has gone up 50-70% in the past 2-3 years. whats even more hilarious is how many zoomers are going to get BTFO'd having never gone through a recession in the stock market before, everyone out here thinking theyre making easy money just going long lol. its going to be absolutely satisfying seeing the seething neets "buying the dip"

[Anonymous No.17033218]

>>17033181
it's crazy how identical the patterns are. in 2017 BTC ran up to about 18k really fast, then spiked down to about 11k for a day around Christmas, then back up to ATH around 19k. we all know what happened next. in hindsight, I always knew that spike down to 11k was a clear signal, but I ignored it because there was so much hype in the air at the time.

[Anonymous No.17033247]

>>17033218
similar boat. it was my first time actually being in the market for any financial instruments. but ill be damned if i didnt learn a fuck ton from that hysteria based market cycle. so even though i lost some money the lesson learned will be much more valuable down the line in life than the thousands i lost. especially when so few people ever get exposed to such a market dynamic.

[Anonymous No.17033519]

>>17032781
Been calling people buying TSLA retarded since it was $300. Maybe I just dont get it idk

[Anonymous No.17033543]

>>17033519
what do you mean maybe? clearly you dont get it

[Anonymous No.17033556]

>>17032781
I'm a elon fanboy but this makes me uneasy, that shit is pumping like a crypto

[Anonymous No.17033570]

>>17033543

[Anonymous No.17033571]

>>17033519
No, you're fine, I'm a big Tesla lover as in the company, but the valuation is fucking retarded. Until they build not just 1 model under 20K, but an entire line under 20K, they will never be owned mainstream enough to justify their valuation. Tesla is a luxury car company that is valued as a leader in technology, based entirely around the idea that one day everyone is going to buy a Tesla car, or they'll be taking you to the moon. But as always, the market will remain irrational longer than I could remain solvent, so I have never dared shorting it.

[Anonymous No.17033577]

>Why are the stocks in the technology sector in the US exploding, Apple, Microsoft, Facebook, Tesla?
It's because of the economic situation in Europe, a good portion of the capital, generated by the 0-interest-rates of ECB, flows across the Atlantic into the US stock market, because the markets in Europe are satisfied. That's why Tesla is going through the roof, right now, it's also the reason, they the Deutsche Bank stock could improve by 44% since Aug 2019 (because they're re-organizing their balance sheet, and are investing now first and foremost in the US, yet with EU money.)

[Anonymous No.17033590]

>>17033577
I'd be wary about investing now. for what upside? better hold some cash. I've got 10k ready to deploy
t. small pp

[Anonymous No.17033628]

Tesla almost 4x the market cap of fucking Ford. Just shows you majority of the value is speculative. Bought in at 430 and thought I might be fomoing - thinking of selling today/tomor

[Anonymous No.17033633]

>>17032781
it will dump to 300

[Anonymous No.17033642]

>>17033571
Also don't forget the e-mobility initiative and "Green Deal" in Europe; maybe, Tesla is going to make the deal of the decade in the coming years.

[Anonymous No.17033647]

>>17032781
>Wallah
????
You mean voila?

[Anonymous No.17033673]

>>17033181
Nice fantasy retard, we are making bank now and all you can do is cope and dream

And seethe lmao

[Anonymous No.17033756]

>>17033642
I just don't see them ever going have interest in making a made-for-public-consumption 25K car, all their 'affordable' models start at upper 30's, and that's without their auto-pilot, the main reason anyone wants a Tesla. Once you add in that, you're into the mid-40's, back to the luxury car market. I mean maybe one day they'll decide to, and I had faith they would for a while, but this is not a new company anymore, it's like hoping BMW makes a $25K car. And then the REAL issue is, that 25K car has to hold up to snuff, people are going to expect quality from them. I just don't see it as likely to pan out well.

[Anonymous No.17033771]

>>17033647
hmm. i think he did mean that. tooshay.

[Anonymous No.17033803]

>>17033647
There are people who still dont realize "walla" is now a meme

[Anonymous No.17033814]

>>17033556
Boomers probably got a heart attack seeing a stock like this pump more than 10% in a day.

[Anonymous No.17033816]

>>17033771
Brainlet spelling "Touché" tooshay like an uneducated nigger. You will NOT make it anon.

[Anonymous No.17033831]

Tesla, Apple, Uber, etc, will all be future textbook examples of why zero interest rates and QE destroy an economy

Companies with14 billion in debt and don't make a profit, but get to buy their own stock back because money is free

[Anonymous No.17033832]

>>17032781
Wallah? Jesus fucking christ anon how retarded are you?

[Anonymous No.17033850]

where can I buy puts on this?

[Anonymous No.17033857]

>>17033832
>what is a meme?

[Anonymous No.17033865]

>>17033647
w allah

[Anonymous No.17033915]

>>17033590
What do you plan to deploy the 10k on?

[Anonymous No.17033926]

>>17033816
ah, i caught one. go back.

[Anonymous No.17033984]

>>17033647

You mean you're new???

[Anonymous No.17034140]

>>17033099
>>17033151
>>17033181
>>17033218
That's cool, but it's not yet that time imo.

I remember when BTC ran to 7k in 2017, everyone was saying it was too parabolic, it's too steep, it's gonna crash.
Every trader worth their salt on TradingView was almost all out, had a sold all their positions.

But it still ran to 20k before crashing.

Imo the hysteria still isn't crazy enough. I give this one or two more legs up, just enough to get the laggards hyped and ready to buy the top.

[Anonymous No.17034249]

>>17032781
>it's real
Holy fuck, why did I come to /biz/ instead of /r/wsb?

[Anonymous No.17034312]

>>17034249
You can always go there, and never come back.

[Anonymous No.17034556]

>>17032781
Hey Elon. When space RV craft?

[Anonymous No.17035567]

>>17032781
I don't get how they have the audacity to sell Model S for 80-90k minimum. Those things have the build quality of a honda accord.

[Anonymous No.17035629]

>>17035567
They literally have a waiting list

>how do they get the audacity?!?

[Anonymous No.17035649]

>>17035567
Furthermore they’re innovating more in the automobile industry than any company has in a long time from a hardware and software perspective. WTF do you mean “how do they get the audacity?”

[Anonymous No.17035663]

>>17034312
Pretty much this

[Anonymous No.17035714]

>>17035629
>>17035649
Their software is google maps. The autopilot costs extra and can be in any of their cars. Same with their motors and batteries.
So I ask again, why is the S such a huge price jump? The actual interior and stuff inside is low tier at best.