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>JOB INTERVIEWS WITH MILLENNIAL INTERVIEWERS: Anon, yours was the greatest interview we have ever done. We have never met a candidate, much less a person, as talented and qualified as you. You are the best, you are excellent, you are smart and beautiful and you practically have the job. The job is as good as yours, anon. That said, after much deliberation we have unfortunately decided to go with the other candidate. Would you like us to contact you about future opportunites (aka don't get mad and please use your parting email to suck my dick once more)? Good luck with your pathetic life :^)

Every time bros

>> No.17026027

>job

ngmi

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>would you dance a fortnite dance for the company?
>y...yes, if I have too. I really need the job sir.
>do it now. floss for us
>never got the job

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>>17026027
I'm currently employed but I'm trying to take advantage of the good economy and upgrade. I've interviewed 3 places so far and each time it has been the owners millennial children doing the interview.

I just know they talk shit as soon as I leave. At least a BOOMER has the balls to talk shit to my face.