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Nice cabinets. Would store dry goods in.
THE DIX RISES BROTHER
>>1702520https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/thailand-not-able-to-stop-the-spread-of-coronavirusThe number of people in serious/critical condition in Hubei province alone has risen to 988, up from 899 yesterday. It's also the largest number of new fatalities in 1 day since the outbreak began.
NO BULLS ALLOWED
What about some nice quartz?
Is CCL a good buy right now?
huh?just checking the corona reports, don't mind me.
Buy HMNY it literally doesn't get cheaper than this
>>17025190 #>mortality rate dropping (started over 3%, keeps dropping closer to 2%)>ICU admission rate down to 16%, down from 25%Absolutely bullish. Buying more SOXL tomorrow.
NO TRIPFAGS ALLOWED EDITION NEXTThe last one was a lot better.
corona updates2 Human-to-human cases in Japanhttps://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/thailand-not-able-to-stop-the-spread-of-coronavirusThailand says "not able to stop the spread" prepares public for outbreaksThe Public Health Ministry has warned of possible coronavirus outbreaks in areas with many Chinese visitors - such as Bangkok, Chiang Mai and Phuket - after local transmission was confirmed in Japan.The ministry issued the warning on Wednesday after a Japanese coach driver was reported to have been infected with the novel coronavirus while driving a Chinese tour group from Wuhan city.The man had not been to Wuhan, where the deadly disease originated."An outbreak in Thailand is possible. As in Japan, it will start with local transmission on a very limited scale and later grow to the provincial level," said Dr Tanarak Plipat, deputy director-general of the Department of Disease Control."We are closely monitoring sensitive areas with large numbers of Chinese tourists such as Chiang Mai, Phuket and Bangkok, which are highly possible to be specific outbreak areas," he said.
Every intellectual of smug is holding GALT for the moon mission.
>>17025250You're looking at the wrong numbers. If you want to dig deep on this, you need to try to figure out what's going with import/export and which companies may be/are getting hurt by declines in that area. Fear alone from infected and death count is not going to cause a major decline on US indices.
Ask a guy who lost a grand on AMD's earnings anything (before you ask no im not selling im hodling, but right now im down, averaged at 50.3)Thank God the FED didn't raise interest rates and the recovery already looks to be underway.
swine flu as compared to coronavirusKeep in mind for apples to apples it's impossible. China vs the Americas
BEARS:you should really be in cash or gold. The fed just committed to 2%, Powell said that means he’s not satisfied with it being “around” 2% because that includes inflation at LESS than 2%You’re fighting the fed, just take your losses.The darkpools are buyingDONT FIGHT THE FEDThough...We should get a second bunny ear, right?
The Liquidity Tool edition
>>17025302Add MERS and provide a longer timeline view
Asked in the last thread but noone answered. Thoughts on XILINX?
ahead of projected exponantial
>>17025309>The fed just committed to 2%, Powell said that means he’s not satisfied with it being “around” 2% because that includes inflation at LESS than 2%Yep. Powell was a very good boy today.
>>17024084Up 0.75%, pretty meh day. Apple and MSFT bringing home the bacon as usual.
Threadly reminder, it's going to be red for the foreseeable future.
Australian chief medical officer says asymptomatic or minimal symptom spread has been suspected in multiple cases. Warns 14 day quarantine should be done for all contacts.
>>17025328i mean lets be real, china could use a population reduction at this point. there are just too many chinks over there. it's not going to do shit in america because we're not an overcrowded communist dictatorship shithole.
>>17025358depends how easily it spreads
4 Annalist have ONTX pegged at Buy. The general price target is 10. Institutions are loading up. The general public is starting to take note. Good news is pending. Maybe around Feb cause that's when the conference is. What does all this mean? It means the ship is about to take flight. The good news coming out will light the fuse. How high depends on how good the news is. The other thing post that is if they kick the FDA's ass eoy or sometime in 2021. (or if a big pharma company takes note of them and likes the drug results and whips out the blank check)
Australian markets open into the red in 2 minutes. LET'S GOOOOOO!!!
redpill me on galt. People keep talking about it
Man, I knew I should have bought more than 12 shares of Microsoft two days ago.
>>17025387>Annalistfuck off retarded shill. those analysts set the price years ago before they realized the company was a sham and was on the verge of bankruptcy
>>17025239I have quartz countertops, they're comfy.
New country:Finland 1 confirmed case
Huh...this really makes me think.
>>17025337He nailed it! He’s grown so much!I just dropped a lot of money on the SOXL/SPXL memes... DIX comforts me.If these bears don’t get BTFO, if LLY and NTDOY fuck up their earnings... I may have to buy the kneepads
>>17025267Im down 40% but now in long term capital gains. I've been strapped in, ready for the mission, and urinating in my pants while waiting. I'm ready for liftoff. I'm ready for a new life on a new moon made of cheese. I'm ready to kiss the face of God on the way to heaven. But I want it now.
>>17025202My neck hurts just thinking about watching that TV
>>17025325Too much gyna. I didn’t listen to the conference call, but I would before catching this knife.
Is REFR a good buy or just a meme?
>>17025451REFR is a company that hasn't become profitable in the over fifty years it has existed. You tell me.
3M making masks 7/24 in all their factories
why aren't you buying stocks with an economic moat like warren buffet instead of these meme penny stocks that don't even have any way to make money (but someday they might, maybe, possibly)?i mean even AMD is speculative yet they have real products that are extremely popular and taking market share from the big bois through innovation. they actually make money, they actually pay down their debt, they don't just run purely on memes and dreams.
Thoughts on Carnival Cruises (CCL)? A lot of YouTubers shilling it
>>17025507Name some, and DONT say Berkshire Hathaway.Btw if you don’t have a position, this might make a good entry point.>>1702546450 year consolidation period? This thing sounds ready to explode higher!(Jk don’t buy this shit)
Trip.com will make for super easy returns once the virus is dead.
>>17025525I’m waiting for a reentry point to short. Risky but I think they’ll get downgrades and cancel trips.“Long term” analysts on CNBC were saying they’re looking to add to RCL and I think maybe also CCL yesterday... I’m not longing these. Airlines are slashing their prices, these guys might have to do the same.
is this trustworthy?
>>17025343That's the single dumbest portfolio I've ever seen.
>>17025564What do you mean trustworthy?
>>17025529stuff like microsoft, coca cola, nvidia, etc. i consider AMD to have at least a smaller moat with its 7nm stuff currently, a competitive edge over its competition that continues to allow it to take market share from companies like intel. if that Big Navi GPU comes out and is all it is hyped up to be as a "nvidia killer", watch the fuck out because that would be another powerful economic moat.mostly, as someone who used to dabble in biotechs, don't be surprised when you're down half your money because the cheapo company that hasn't produced shit in decades continues to not produce shit and has nothing to fall back on because, as previously described, it doesn't produce shit and doesn't have a solid consistent revenue stream created by a competitive advantage it has over other companies in the same space. just sayin.does berkshire hathaway even have a competitive advantage like that? i thought they were just like a hedge fund or some shit? all i know is they're more or less the most expensive US stock because they never did a split.
>>17025343based portfolio GMI
>>17025396Shills flavor of the week
>>17025552Thanks anon. What do you think would be a good point to go long? I'm looking for a short term trade
>>17025600>does berkshire hathaway even have a competitive advantage like that? i thought they were just like a hedge fund or some shit? all i know is they're more or less the most expensive US stock because they never did a split.There's always BRK.B
>>17025596if that post market would become real
>>17025609but they did also mention sava tho... or was that just a fluke?
>>17025617>he doesn't buy berkshire hathaway preferred stock
>>17025202Quartz is better.
>>17025343IMAGINE HOLDING 3x LEVERAGE ETFS OVERNIGHT AHAHAHAHAGAGAHAHAGAGAGA
>>17025628SAVA is a rare gem. I thank Savanon for shilling it back when it was under 2 bucks.
TSLA is up to $650 after hours. I told you guys it was likely going to beat earnings this quarter. You should never have doubted us TSLA Chads. FUCK TSLA BEARSFUCK TRIPFAGS FUCK TRANNIES
>>17025328My calls are going to make me rich.
>>17025628Even a broken clock is right twice a day
>>17025638>>17025646so dont invest in galt, basically?
>>17025629>he doesn’t sell covered calls on his Berkshire Hathaway preferred stock
>>17025645correct>>17025660always do the opposite of what 4channel.org/biz/ says
>>17025325Fpgas are hard to understand and develop for. I burned myself back in the days with xlnx. Earnings beat, however anaylist don't know what an fpga is, so the the price has a hard time going up. Think about gpgpu. Over 10 years in, but it's not really mainstrean yet. Fpga is the same. An order of magnitude better than gpu, way harder to write a program to use it.
>>17025696the brainlet is just asking if we will still be over 11% tomorrow when markets open
Elon has perfected meme magic, never should have sold that shit.
>>17025707It'll probably dumb as soon as market opens, to like ~600, jump back to 650 and settle around 625. >t. elon musk
>>17025660There might be a chance to make 10%-20% on a short-term pump, especially if these shills are posting all over the net about it. but long-term all I'm seeing is lower lows & lower highs
>>17025707I see now. >>17025618Sometime it does. Sometime it doesn't. Don't operate on a day by day basis. Over a few days, we will have left this price point behind. Make sense?
>>17025714hindsight is 20/20, it always irks me that people never fucking get this point about the market. they could just as easily have tanked and go bankrupt, the question you must always answer when making a trade is HOW DO YOU *KNOW*??? How could you have known not to have sold that shit? How would you know when you should have sold? Maybe it goes up to 1k/share and then tanks to $20/share, you'd be like "damn i shoulda sold at $1k" right? But how the fuck do you know that?the market isn't about looking back it's about looking forward. predicting the future. we're all just wannabe clairvoyants.
How does one even become a bear?Why would you sell instead of buying more when shit is CHEAPER?
>>17025769I like cheapies
>>17025769short-term short, long-term long. sometimes obvious shit like the coronavirus happens and you can make a lot of money very quickly in the short term by shorting a stock and taking your profits. in the long term the market only goes up and your profit is capped at 100% while your losses are unlimited (no cap to how high a stock can go), so it's inherently extremely risky plus you don't own the stock, you're borrowing it, on margin.i don't understand long term bears, you basically betting on the world getting fucked, even though you live in that same world. also the odds are pretty shit in the long term.
>>17025769You crack me up, lad. Cheers.
>>17025769Bears were born out of market practices that are literally illegal today. Read about Jay Gould. They would do shit like publish bullshit news articles about companies to wreck their stock price after shorting it.
Are we gonna see $27 Uber again?
You should ALWAYS buy more when there's a """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""crisis""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Not sell.
>>17025843oh yeah sure no problem bro lemme just dust off ye olde crystal ball here...
>>17025874thanks bro let me know what it says mate
>>17025870How long is this "crisis" going to last though? Im ready to buy now, but my gut is telling me to wait a couple weeks
>>17025870yes indeed, buying bearish options all day
>>17025874ask about AMD too
>>17025815>Bears are illegal bcuz stonks only go up. they lie and make FAKE news for themto go againYou're wrong. thanks for the gainz tho
pleb here, in the movie wolf of wall street, what he does that is illegal? I watched the movie years a go, I can't remember
>>17025815>Jay GouldAn absolute C H A D
>>17025769If you knew how bad it was....
Just got gifted £5k. Pay off mortgage or put it in something that doesnt require much thought such as index tracker?
>Anyone who listened to JPM and bought into the growth to value rotation heading into 2020 is now down 13% in less than a monthCan you imagine trusting these snakes? One full year of a super bullrun and they end up in the negative. The boomer investors are fucking seething right now
WHO TSLA HERE BABY!?!?WHO SITTIN ON THIS JET!?
>>17025753It isn't a game of pure chance. I've very likely done more hours of research on TSLA than nearly anyone else here which is why my predictions are more accurate than 50/50. You never "know" what a stock is going to do, but you can predict it with higher accuracy than the average trader and make money.
>>17025925Look at the nose they gave him
>>17025962I seriously hope you didn't buy TSLA because of my constant shilling here because I don't want to be on the same side as you.
>>17025753not me. i'm a legit pyschic.
>>17025974i never said it was a game of pure chance, anon. maybe you should read my post again and think about what it actually says this time.also someone link me to a good youtube jay gould documentary, im bored and intrigued.
>>17025946You have a gambling problem if you don't pay down your mortgage, retard.
>>17025986think i need shills to tell me what to buy!?JET PLAAAAAAANE NIGGA!!
>>17025962>reddit anti-fragile wondereryou really couldn't come up with something better?
>>17026017nah that's what this thread came up with when i asked.took the first three
>>17025946Are you an idiot? Mortgage
>>17025815>illegal>They would do shit like publish bullshit news articles about companies to wreck their stock price after shorting it.This is still a common practice and the rules are vague. Andrew Left of Citron Research is maybe the most well known yellow media short seller. He and his people skirt the rules by wording their fud articles very carefully so as not to explicitly step over the libel line. If you ever come across an article that has a disclaimer at the bottom saying "I/we are short..." that's a hit job article.
>>17026017or i changed the quote part for when i was playing APT, but now it's.....
NEW: Tibet reports 1st case of coronavirus, meaning all regions of China now have confirmed cases
JET PLAAAAAAANE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!TSLA TO 800 TOMORROW!
>170 dead, 7,711 infected according to latest report from China National Health Commission.
UPDATE: China's National Health Commission reports 536 new cases and 1 new death, adding to the numbers reported 1 hour ago7700 confirmed
>>17026047gonna sell my TSLA just in time for a last hurrah on the ebola stocks
https://bnonews.com/index.php/2020/01/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/Tomorrow is going to be red boys
>>17025687Tell these fools about GALT, they don't believe
>>17026075Still not confident in USA reacting until you get an outbreak here. The momentum and greed in the market is almost too high to react until it is smashing in their faces.
>>17026053>>17026047Market won't give another fuck until someone dies in a country outside of the Third World.First US fatality if it happens will be a huge red day.
>>17026075>Tomorrow is going to be red boys
>VIACAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAKE THE PAIN STOP MOMMY>>17026042>Tibet is part of China>>17025900Yeah, imagine owning a newspaper, shorting some company, then publishing a whole lot of lies about the company. Then, when the shares are near worthless, buying it all and taking over the company!Then some asshole govt guys say that’s illegal? Bulltards.
>>17026096>he doesn't know
>>170260477811 now. And some provinces will update again later today.
Taiwan Human to Human 1 caseJapan Human to Human 2 casesthese are confirmed cases only
>>17026096>Deluded bulls actually believe thisJUST DOLLAR COST AVERAGE IF IT DUMPS BRO!
>>17026096Yeah we've still got a little bit of a window in this incubation period. Then it's going to go absolutely sicko mode on everyone those chinks came in contact with
>>17026096Im not saying i want to see people in the US die from corona-chan, but i am looking for a good entry into airline stonks...
>>17026006I've read your post. TSLA isn't as equally likely to go bankrupt as it is to succeed. It's not equally likely to hit $20 as say $1000. One should have regret about his failed predictions, especially when they didn't do enough research and that lead them to have a false sense of security. Regret is a driving factor of trading. If you fucked up, own it, and do better next time. "you can't predict the future, bro" is just meaningless coping. >>17026014LMAO, post portfolio. I want to see how much that you own that is directly influenced by the shilling here.
>>17026140>up 12% after hours>"S-STUPID BULLS! IT'S TOTALLY GONNA D-D-DUMP!"oh i am LAFFIN
>>17026096admit defeat bullcuk
>>17026143500,000-10,000,000 in a worst case
>>17026158/smg/ is going to be filled with so many pink wojaks during the next few weeks. It's going to be hilarious.
>>17026151got one share at 585, yeah i'm thinkin i made it. :)
>>17025343Imagine if you had 50% value in Tesla
Reminder that you have beaten SPY if you made more than 0,6% this month. If you are better, well done fren
Why contain it?
>>17026158>thinking smart bears aren't riding the pumps before the real wave
7800!!7800!!7800!!7800!!7800!!7800!!Eat shit anyone who claims this isn't happening. Best current theory is this is some chink experimental bio weapon they lost control of.
These odds are too good. Sorry Bulls, nothing personal.
>>17026206i'm a bear in a bull's body!finna ride the TSLA pump tomorrow and keep my eye on the virus
*sets FB afterhours chart as his wallpaper*
>>17026216Nah... you underestimate nature.It’s literally always trying to kill us.
>>17026232This is one stock i'd cheer if bears wrecked, just because I fucking hate social media. Normies, get off my internet.
>>17026232>beat earnings>stonk -7%
Coronavirus comfy videos and podcastshttp://www.microbe.tv/twiv/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwXMPsbxFfo
>>17026238Lot of coincidences starting to add up. Truth will come out eventually. The virus is gonna have Crispered sequences in it. Can't hide the virus when its literally infecting other countries
Finally, this meme is accurate.
>>17026256Important statementhttps://www.health.gov.au/news/statement-on-novel-coronavirus-on-behalf-of-the-australian-health-protection-principal-committee-ahppcKEY SENTENCEreports of one case of probable transmission from a pre-symptomatic case to other people, two days prior to the onset of symptoms.
China's National Health Commission reports 12,167 suspected cases, an increase of 4,148 compared to yesterday. This is in addition to 7,711 confirmed cases in China.
>>17026279by comparison SARS spread after onset of symptoms by some timeThis is bioweapon tier virus
>>17026309sorry have to add"bio weapon tier" if the spread is prior to onset of symptoms as anecdotal evidence suggests. Don't account it as 100% true yet but evidence from inside China and now Australia points in that direction. Spread rate would be huge.
>>17026029if they're "well known" conmen why do people still listen to their investment advice and follow it?
>>17026225>i'm a bear in a bull's body!If you claim to be a perma-bull or perma-bear you're probably not very good at trading. >>17026339Oh you most likely did make money if you took the same side as Citron on a short. Not as much as Citron, of course, as they established position before publishing their shitpost. That's why.
My current probabilities (meaningless anecdotes)75% chance reproduction rate above the point worldwide pandemic is inevitable assuming no black swan event (secret black ops cure or innocuous version released into the public)
>>17026011>pay off mortgage and save a cool 3.25% in interest>or put $ into stocks where even my shittiest return last year was 25%I'd lose 21.75% by paying off my mortgage.
>>17026339The adage is typically phrased "there's a sucker born every minute".
I wish I had some Tesla. I'm so fucking sad. I wanted to load up at $200 but I BOUGHT FUCKING KRAFT HEINZ INSTEAD. I WANTED TO BUY CHIPOTLE AT $300 BUT I BOUGHT FUCKING KRAFT HEINZ INSTEAD.NOW I AM DOWN 30% WITH 500 SHARES OF KRAFT HEINZ AND AN AVERAGE PRICE OF $37 A SHAREFUCK DIVIDENDSFUCK VALUE INVESTINGFUCK WARREN BUFFET
>>17026339"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” -George Carlin
>>17026216What is/are your source(s) for the number of infected and dead individuals
>>17025632You heard the man
>>17026382unreliable skewed lower china numbersso those are the "rosy" numbers
Keep MSFT or sell it? I have 170$ American style Calls till 20th February. Now its 172ish so I would make a huge profit selling them before US markets open. But maybe I could get a dollar more if I wait...
>>17026378Who buys name brand anymore? I'm not even a poorfag and I don't do that. The secret that most food is the same with different packaging has been out for years.
>>17026409Oh wait, now its 175. Im making bank tomorrow.
>>17026322China is now pushing the use of "big data" to deal with asymptotic infector that can spread the virus:https://news.sina.cn/gn/2020-01-29/detail-iihnzhha5170583.d.html?from=wap
nikkei -0.71%Amazing I got cheepies today on the announcement of 2nd human 2 human case
Bring on the cheapies, I get payed tomorrow
>>17026362>the stock market this year will do exactly what it did last year
So who here doesn't think tesla will have massive dump tomorrow?
>>17026378>buying>not shortingAre you wanting sympathy?
>>17026422China is sweeping the sahara desert at this pointIt's mitigation only time.
>>17026378>He bought a fucking ketchup company over TSLAMy sides are in orbit. Lucky for you the TSLA train hasn't even left the station yet, we're unironically going to $6000.
what are bears' endgame with this coronavirus scare?if it really is this ultimate bioweapon that spreads uncontrollably we're all dead. okay i guess you made money but you're dead, congrats i guess? or are they just FUD'ing it up when it's really a nothing burger? (probably the latter, funny how we're talking about yellow journalism at the same time lmao)
>>17026445They'd have to end all lockdown/containment strategies and switch to mitigationNot gonna make sense to lockdown when entire country is going exponential not just wuhan
>>17026464I'LL DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD
Does anyone here actually invest in mutual bonds?
>>17026435i'll have a massive dump tomorrow, on your mother's chest. those tendies gotta go somewhere, you know?
>>17026456I'm thinking I'll be able to get it around 400 sometime this year.
>>17026434It trends up on a consistent timeline yes.
>>17026470this made me laugh harder than expected, fuck. missed out on an evil laugh at the end there, shortie.
Someone was shilling SWN a couple threads ago. Anyone know why it would be going up here soon?
>>17026464I know right. If the population dies off owning capital assets rather than hard assets will pay off way more. If the virus pans out like bears want it to we'll be heading back to the late 70's where the only way to make money in your lifetime as an active investor is buying too underpriced companies and liq'ing them out.
>>17026464No one thinks this is the end of the world. We just want a big enough scare, combined with a much needed correction, to cause a meaningful dip to short & buy back cheap
Are you ready for Black Friday?
>>17026471Just buy the Oppenheimer tax focus muni fund. Only thing munis are good for is tax purposes.
>>17026192-.39% ytdat least I went +50% for 2019 so I got buffer room
>>17026499I remember that, couldn't find a reason to bite so I stood away.
>>17026464I think you misunderstand Mortality Rate is almost meaningless as compared to Reproduction Rate. If 99.5% of people live through a flu-like spread that is a global pandemic and massive loss in world GDP
>yes I am a member of the upper middle class, did my granite countertop give it away?
>>17026502Fuck I hope we can go back, I want to get a stable job that can finance a house in the suburbs.
Reminder that if you’ve made 1.3x your initial investment, you’ve beat the SPY this last year xD
Futures green, Bobo hardest hit.
Anyone have DEAC?Was looking unstoppable and then this dumb as fuck Penn National/Barstool Sports merger had to come out of nowhere and fuck everything up.Fuck Barstool sports. You have to have a single digit IQ to find those morons entertaining.
>>17026480I would just slowly buy stock over a few months with some money left over for a dip otherwise you are waiting for something that may never come. Everyone that waited for a dip got completely fucked today.
>>17026381Truly a haunting visage.
>>17026535Delete these posts
Shorting SPY for tomorrow strike price 322.Bought em some what cheap and happy going into tomorrow.
>>17026531i guess this is why i have half of my speculating money in AMD and half i'm day trading with based on TA. see where it ends up by the end of the year, which one does better. my bet is on the TA doing way better and at least balancing the losses on the AMD buy and hold strategy but we'll see. if my buy and hold gets fucked it probably won't be because AMD fucked up but because of some global event panic shenanigans unfortunately, which is precisely why i've always hated the concept of buy and hold. daytrading with TA you can't touch me, if it's going down i short if it's going up i go long, if i'm wrong i get stopped out for a small loss. EZ money.
>>17026470I'm with you bearbro.
>>17026568But granite looks so good
Man remember all the crap Musk got for Tesla bailing out Solar City? Now it's looking like a genius move as they're finally getting a credible product. Tesla will dominate the world.
>>17026577what's that webm all about?is... i-is he okay?
>>17026464if it spreads uncontrollably then it's not a bioweapon.part of the whole being a weapon thing is being able to aim
>>17026606that logic works out well until you remember that the chinks made it. whoopsie-doopsie!
>>17026587It also gives you cancer.
>>17026617>chinks made itproof?
>>17026621There is a major virology institute in Wuhan, China, where the initial outbreak took place.
>>17026601they're both dead
>>17026606It's basically very ideal for fucking up the world. The sweet spot for a corona virus
>>17026513Two days and my greediness really fucked me over at one point. Also last week was horrible, but thanks to Gates Im back in the game.Hope AMZN delivers tomorrow
>>17026644where did this happen so i can know to never go there?
>>17026637hey, i'm just waiting for this incubation period to end before i really point fingers.i'm just saying if there aren't any nonchink cases in the next week then we'll know it was either CIA or beijing population control
AMD down 7%...why aren't you buying it Anon? Hold it for those PS5 sales...also, the "nvidia killer"....
>>17026649>Missed out on TIF Calls back before merger>Missed out on TESLA's memeryI need this amazon win.
I'm sick and I did bad on my math test and I wanna cry
>>17026587What's with this granite meme? Did some dumb cunt buy rocks?
>>17026577Around blacks you can't relax.
>>17026686no, probably some pleb recommended them as an alternative to marble or stainless
>>17026672i already bought it and plan on holding it for a year. it's down but it'll go back up, im honestly not concerned at all. not like i went all-in with all of my worldly possessions or something, im wealthy enough that AMD could go bankrupt and i wouldn't give a shit. they're gonna get to at least $60 eventually and i'd be perfectly happy with my 20% for the year whenever that happens.
>Tesla at $650What the fuck. RIP anyone who was dumb enough to short this shit at $400.
oohhh yeah give me that big red baby.
>>17026719800 tomorrowno biggie
>>17026672Caught the gap fill earlier, so let's go for new all time highs
>>17026724lol the V's are fuckedi didn't know there were indexes sorted by alphabet
>>17026686You don't seriously expect to make it without a granite countertop do you anon? What will your guests set their drink on!
China just shut down most of their movie theaters. Who's got the balls to Short DIS?
>>17026767kek where did all this shit come from? There are way too many memes for this to be a one off dumb comment.
>>17026719The most crazy part about that is that there still isn't even that much short covering going on, which proves a lot of the short interest is from rival industries trying to stave Tesla off and they don't care about losing much of their investment. I remember seeing people going short at $180. I can't imagine too many of those guys are still in.
>>17026773>Shorting DISIm stupid, not retarded.
holy shit look at those sizes. she's going down...
>>17026773>>17026821Been shorting since $145 along with anyone else with a brain. No reason for it to pump on Disney+ news, that shit is going to lose them money for the next decade.
>>17026685idkyesterday was the worst, I'll be ok tomorrowkinda hoped to do better on the test but he threw a couple real zingers on there.. but I might make it away with 70% or so.. freaking class has a total of 4 grades (tests) and the first test is 9 questions lol, doesn't leave a lot of leewaywell, I think I'll get it from here
Bears gonna feast
China numbers are trustworthy and accurate.This virus is no more deadly than normal season flu.And most importantly:THIS IS STILL A NOTHING BURGER.You are spreading dangerous rumours. You all must not horrify your siblings and grandparents.You NEED to calm down. It is a Nothing Burger.Here is calming news.Don’t worry about Coronavirus. Worry about Flu.https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/danvergano/coronavirus-cases-deaths-fluChina Coronavirus: Misinformation spreading on 4chanhttps://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-51271037China has cured the ailments and made progress.https://www.rt.com/news/479148-coronavirus-patients-cured-china/This being known, we must not terrorize our societies. We must maintain social harmony and the peace.Please stop spreading dangerous conspiracies.You may cause panic and unrest.Stop terrorizing your entire family, friends and neighbours.Stop hyping up the coming epidemic to intimidate your family.You sound like a lunatic and scare your loved ones. please. Your family is very worried. Please take medicine to calm yourself down. If you swallow the pill, you will not regret it. You have to calm down and not fall into crisis.Things are under control. We need to relax and enjoy life, shall we? You worry that the virus is meaningless to your loved ones, they will be as crazy as you. Just like the Ebola virus, nothing happened. For your family, please calm down.You're talking nonsense. We are all safe. Your friends and family are scared. It's time to calm down. do you understand?You need to listen.You make people worry.You are intimidating your entire family, friends and neighbours.You must relax.China has a cure. People are recovering.Calm down now.Consider your loved ones. You are scaring them, why? 4chan rumors?It's time to calm down. It's going to be okay.Let us enjoy our days and nights, friend.
>>17026658American inner cities. Just stick to the suburbs.
>>17026779On the down low, I'm making fun of the tacky taste our nouveau elite in America have, and beyond that a little bit of irony of how the middle and upper classes try to copy hotel chain decorum, and of so called WASP elites caring anyway what countertops someone has. You would be amazed how many straight white men on /pol/ have an opinion on granite table tops.
13% of my port is in japan puts kek
>>17026872>straight white men on /pol/No such thing.
>>17026868Will you fuckong Corona faggots fuck off already, no one cares about every single update or analysis. Go to /pol/
>>17026531It’s going to kill off the elderly and immunodeficient. This will be good for all the westernized countries with japanified population demographics, and China as well. They are about to enter a similar demographic skew because of the one child policy.
>>17026872I am somewhat a /pol/ connoisseur myself so I can say with utmost certainty that WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!! AHHHHH!!! SELLING EVERYTHING BEFORE THE CHINKS GET US!!!!
Shanghai has become the 3rd city outside the epicenter (Hubei province) to reach 100 cases of coronavirus. The other 2 are Wenzhou and Beijinghttps://twitter.com/BNODesk
>>17026896>corona-chan was developed to kill off all the boomers to save the health care systemwow, really makes you think*buys up all the property*
>>17026890Ok, let me amend then. You would be amazed how many people at all, anywhere in america, have an opinion on granite countertops. Poor people don't give a fuck about granite.
>>17026868*COUGH**WHEEZE**COUGH**COUGH*>t. CCP Public Relations Employee
Have any white "people" been infected with the Coronavirus yet?
>>17026894It's actually very relevant to the markets you absolute mongoloid.
Taiwan stock dropped almost 4% 500 points
>>17026923Sure but this week we appear to have attracted somewhere between 2 and 5 posters who have done nothing but show up, post some widely available corona numbers spread across several posts, then take off. If there's material news, post away. The number tally is not necessary or desired, especially if it's the exact same shit posted in the last thread from earlier in the day.
>>17026920yes, many, in lots of different countries.America, Australia, Canada, New Zealand, various other third world white countries like France.
>>17026902Kek, /pol/ is dumb money as always>muh yield curve>boomers gonna lose everything>>17026192-3.4% for the monthLuckily I have enough cash for all these cheapies...
>>17026671>population control or glownigsOr, just hear me out.It was made to fuck up chinks specifically in order to cripple HKs infrastructure allowing the mainland to swoop in and "save" them.Problem is, they didn't finish it before there was a containment breach.But ultimately it was made to allow the absorption of HK without a global intervention.
>>17026971yeah it was closed on holiday
>>17026972This is happening until evidence points toward it being canceled. Whats Powell intend to do? You think he's going to try to keep the bull market alive during a global pandemic?
>hire infected cuties from china>set them all up for tinder in the states>profitholy shit
>>17026902Who the hell is still on /pol/ after 2016? Come on now
>>17026992What cancelled? The bull market? We'll see.
>>17026998Hey, I know what I'm doing this weekend.
>>17026972It's extremely relevant and material to the markets. Maybe not right away (except for kneejerk dips on news headlines), but the world economy will feel the pain from this in a few months.
>>17026998>get infected yourself>die before doing anything substantial
>>17027000/bizpol/ is one of the fundamental board combinations core to the functioning of this website. It goes together like, as the Americans would say, Peanut Butter and 'Jelly'. It's almost as core a /mlpol/ or /fitlit/. If you can't see this I'm afraid to say you will never make it as a doomsayer.
>bought 50 shares of MSFT on margin before closeNice
>>17027037I'm not a "doomsayer", I was back in 2015 or some shit.. but then I realized that it doesn't matter and it's better to focus on yourself. The only reason I'm still here is to talk with fellow autists while I make money, because trading is basically a waiting game and gets really boring
>>17027103Don't worry. I'm just on biz to make so money while I await the world's inevitable destruction.
Any Tesla adjacent companies we can profit from?>inb4 REFR they'll just do their glass in house
>>17027143GM will morph from an auto manufacturer to a Tesla battery supplier when Tesla can't keep up with the demand and nobody is buying GM's piece of shit EVs.
>>17027103>>17027131I should have left this place years ago when I graduated high school (2011). We're all here forever, though. Some of you guys are alright, so I don't mind. To be quite frank, this place gave me a different lens to see the world through. I'm a hardcore realist with some bouts of cynicism as a result. Used to be a hopelessly optimistic normalfag before.
What happened to LCIguy? He really got BTFO huh?
>>17027152I've heard Tesla non-believers say it will be the other way around. Tesla Battery, Inc ---> batteries ---> Established automakers
Nikkei is looking strong
SEC coming for our tendieshttps://www.proshares.com/important_notice.pdfhttps://www.sec.gov/rules/proposed/2019/34-87607.pdf
Hey /smg/ keep this room positive and respectful, pray to Jesus everyday, know God is in control and pay the plug.
>>17027162Based. >t. /b/tard circa 2008
>>17027186How deluded are the boomers that actually believe this. Tesla is EVs, everyone else is just wasting R&D even trying. They took them lightly and in the span of a year became obsolete. There used to be a GM plant around here. It closed last year. I remember my dad trying to get in year after year while my family struggled growing up. I'd watch our family friends dad get all his pothead sons in year after year and wonder why my dad never got a chance, he's the hardest working, honest guy I ever knew. It was euphoric watching that place close down last year and all those low IQ, greedy union pigs that passed their jobs down like family heirlooms go under. They're probably all working at McDonalds now where they belong. I'm looking forward to watching these shitty, corrupt companies bleed out down to zero.
Corona is literally nothing and anybody who disagrees is a) MSS b) underage newfag or c) a fucking brainlet. Goodnight. >inb4 tripfag says 1 post by this id
Sold ~100 units at ~$89. When do I buy back in? I feel like living it another week or two for corona-chan to really fuck shit up.
>>17027143Maybe not this quarter but NIO in china and maybe F for US market
>>17027143Sort of. You can invest in companies involved in production of electric vehicle batteries or in the miners or spot price futures of battery metals like lithium and cobalt. I have a position in an industrial battery manufacturer called Ballard Power Systems right now. That's a pretty volatile stock though, and my stop loss may not hold out the week, but it's a company I have swing traded successfully three times in the past six months.
Wish I had thought of this, literally every single pharmacy/hardware/general store is sold out in all of OC
>>17027255you know those fluctuations are like .2% right?
>>17027294It's around 0.5% at the moment. I'm not planning on buying back in any time soon. Like I said, I'm probably going to wait a week.
Today was a good day :)
Shits fucken red yo
>>17027259BLDP to the MOOON!
>Another TSLA earnings call>(((They))) keep asking Elon Musk about share dilution and financing.>He shuts them down at every turn. Based, but he cannot keep getting away with this.
>>17027325That'd be swell. If tomorrow is red my stop loss is probably going to trip though. It got within 15 cents today.
>>17027316yeah futures aren't happy right now
Chinese death rate is lower than predictions based on serious case increase Recovery also outperforms recent ratiosChance of 3 japanese passengers having NCOV was 22%, if you assume 100k infected in wuhan
Guys I'm seeing a lot of misinformation from MSMs and it's looking like this virus is an escaped bioweapon. Looks like it was strains lifted from Canada and Harvard.https://www.justice.gov/usao-ma/pr/harvard-university-professor-and-two-chinese-nationals-charged-three-separate-chinahttps://twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1222238675423170560https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/chinese-researcher-escorted-from-infectious-disease-lab-amid-rcmp-investigation-1.5211567https://www.factcheck.org/2020/01/coronavirus-wasnt-sent-by-spy-from-canada/>Second Link: Chinese insider (take with grain of salt) speaking how the crematoriums are working overtime burning bodies>Third Link: Cheng also works at the lab as a biologist. He has published research papers on HIV infections, Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS), E. coli infections and Creutzfeldt-Jakob Syndrome. >Fourth Link: "Nothing to worry about guys, just anti-chinese propaganda!"China has too much circumstantial evidence against it and it's looking like this is an extreme case of suppression. It's looking extremely bad so I'm liquidating everything when the market opens tomorrow. I've been a bull for a long time but this is just staring me right in the face. I'm out dawgs, I'll post more that's making me worried if people are interested. Please fact check me, I could be wrong or overreacting but it's looking bad yall.
>>17027501That is old news. Already priced in.
>>17027501So China stole a bioweapon the US and Canada were working on and it got out? Or where they creating it on their own?
>>17027453Don't sell just buy more yes?
someone start a new thread with some gay anime shit as the op
>>17027535Another retarded bull who doesn't know that they're being led to the slaughter. AHAHAHAHAHA.
>>17027475Yay! I picked the worst time on the worst day to take my VXX losses and switch into SPXL/SOXL!!!Fuck fucking everything, but I’ll take it if I get a dip to buy!! FUUUUUUCK!!
>>17027557Make it anime girl butthole edition
>>17027574>he's buying anything right now
"the 10-year-old appeared healthy and was only diagnosed with the virus after his parents insisted he too was tested, his doctors said, adding that he “was shedding virus without symptoms.”https://nationalpost.com/news/world/doctors-say-10-year-old-boy-carried-coronavirus-but-exhibited-no-symptomsasymptomatic spread seems very likely on top of china/australia predicting it
I figured out where this granite countertop shit started
>>17027223whats this stream?
Has anyone done simulations on how bad ETF decay is? I only ever hear broad statements like: "Don't use inverse ETFs because of decay".I want to make money if the market goes down and can't short or use options. If I buy an inverse ETF like SH and hold it for 1-2 years, how fucked am I compared to options or shorting?
>>17027616The goal is to be this boomer comfy in a few years. Fuck I wish that were me rn.
Do you guys choose a certain amount of shares you wish of a particular holding, and then hold onto them and start going towards a new holding? Or do you pick your holdings, and then split your investments between all of them?
TSMC IS DEAD
>>17027535If it's a weapon, it was made to be the best at what it does. Too much of a risk, it's one shaky, mentally cracked CCP member away from JUST'ing the entire market. Imagine those fucking infection numbers DOUBLING or TRIPLING. That risk is well above 50% for me, anyways.>>17027547China was working with Canada because Canada loves sucking Chinese dick, but there's really not a lot of hard evidence there. Circumstantial that the husband of one of the researchers has published research papers on SARS.However, HARVARD had the Chair of the Department of Chemistry and Chemical Biology covering up the tracks of 2 CCP Lieutenants in their theft of research papers and materials.>Zheng stole 21 vials of biological research and attempted to smuggle them out of the United States aboard a flight destined for China. Federal officers at Logan Airport discovered the vials hidden in a sock inside one of Zheng’s bags, and not properly packaged. Prior to being caught, Zheng was engaging in this activity for little over a year in America. He probably lifted some vials prior to being caught, you won't read about that in a DoJ paper cause it makes them look bad. Again, those are my opinions, not hard fact.
>>17027633You'll be pretty fucked. Use them to hedge against your longs.Why can't you short or use options?
>>17027633>holding an inverse ETF for 2 years
>>17027616>I found out where this granite countertop shit started
>>17027553No I don't trade like that.
>>17027719Explain how you trade pls
hope you guys don't mind i'm getting the new general up in a minute
>>17027662*hedge against a down turn and protect your longs
>>17027730I swing trade on technicals. No cost averaging unless it's an extremely reliable company.
>>17027743Interjasting, when do you sell
>>17027758When the technicals say so or i get stopped out>>17027762Sorry i also made one. I will delete mine,.