How do I fake my death

[Anonymous No.17012496]

No seriously how do I. I make $250k a year as a FAANG fag and I want to just get away from all normies and start a new life

[Anonymous No.17012511]

>>17012496
Have you considered simply moving?

[Anonymous No.17012528]

>>17012496
if you really want to make it so nobody can find you, then you're going to have to make it so not even you know where you're going.
so you need to shoot yourself in the head and start over, it's what all the top players do.

[Anonymous No.17012548]

>>17012511
Cant. Still live with parents so emotionally invested.

[Anonymous No.17012666]

>>17012548
>makes 250k a year
>still live with parents
why?

[Anonymous No.17012684]

>>17012666
why hello satan

[Anonymous No.17012691]

>>17012684
hello there, just move out of your parents house, satan is telling you to do it

[Anonymous No.17012710]

>>17012666
So I can save more?
But anyway my parents keep guilt tripping me from not moving

[Anonymous No.17012786]

>>17012710
buy a piece of land, make a tiny house, live in there.
done, away from the normies in your own space.

[Anonymous No.17012887]

>>17012666
All good /biz/nissmen live with their parents until they are old enough to move and live with their children.

[Anonymous No.17012900]

>>17012710
But you are not guilt tripped by pretending you're dead? You don't mind ruining their life and probably their marriage and make them miserable for the rest of their lives, but you don't want to inconvenience them slightly by moving? Hahaha, you must have horrible parents if they raised someone like you.

[Anonymous No.17012914]

>>17012900
They’re Narcissists. I’m suffering from Stockholm syndrome

[Anonymous No.17012937]

Why fake it? Real deal or nothing, faggot.

[Anonymous No.17012942]

>>17012496
If you're approached by normies, you're one of them, and you have to go back.