/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.17004642]

i coomed again

[Anonymous No.17004651]

>>17004642
Think about this for a second: you sit in your room alone and Jack off a dick.

Fucking homo if you ask me. Grow up or you’ll forever live hating yourself.

[Anonymous No.17004657]

>>17004642
grats

[Anonymous No.17004664]

>>17004651
>he jerks a dick with his hand and gets coom all over it
yep, pretty gay alright

[Anonymous No.17004691]

Gay lol

[Anonymous No.17004717]

>>17004691
>he holds his dick to piss
fucking homo, you like grabbing dicks dont cha? real men freehand that shit and swing the dick back in their pants

[Anonymous No.17004770]

>>17004642
>Wake up after a night of drunk sex with slut
>Rock hard but she is passed out
>Start jabbing her with boner
>She puts ass towards me
>Start fucking
>She wakes up and says stop
>Hold her down and finish

[Anonymous No.17005015]

>>17004770
Anon?

[Anonymous No.17005078]

>>17004770
She probably turned on by that tbqhwy.

[Anonymous No.17005095]

>>17004770
> admitting to rape on the finance section

[Anonymous No.17005112]

>>17005095
It's not rape if they're alive.

[Anonymous No.17005142]

good

[Anonymous No.17005143]

>>17004642
Deja vu.
I already saw this thread. Well I just want let you know that two months of semen retention and good diet gave me the best feeling I've ever had. For once I felt the alpha male in me that I always have been but that the jews having stolen.

[Anonymous No.17005149]

>>17004770
Don’t say anything and ask for a lawyer.

[Anonymous No.17005150]

>>17005112
Based

[Anonymous No.17005157]

Every month i go through like a 7 day cycle where I go through 30 days worth of 30mg Adderall in a week, pay like 8 local twitter thots for their underwear/socks, and stay up 50 hours straight twice, with a nap in between, nonstop jerking

I feel you bro, one day we'll get the help we need

[Anonymous No.17005185]

>>17004642
cringe
>>17004770
based
>>17005157
ultra based

[Anonymous No.17005224]

>>17004651
>>17004664
you guys are based

[Anonymous No.17005227]

>>17005157
theres based and then theres BASED

[Anonymous No.17005245]

reminder that you can only make it if your brain is at constant post nut clarity. fap more and then after cumming immediately force your attention to something productive. the first moment a tit or ass comes to your mind you start fapping, then you cum and then you force your post clarity nut attention towards making money.

it also has financial advantages:
>fapping to porn is cheaper and more entertaining than holding a 5/10 3DPD and their mediocre sex
>porn can be easily pirated which makes it FREE
>no risk of getting babby (babby very expensive)
>dont need to pay for STD medication
>dont need to pay for roasties in any way
>can retire faster and invest more
>more money = more chances to make it

or listen to the nofap discord shills that want to drag you into the wagecuck ponzi for life while chaining you to some 3D pig. its your choice

[Anonymous No.17005300]

>>17005142
wtf is this
thought it was a robot
s-sauce pls

[Anonymous No.17005303]

>>17005157
This sounds like heaven. Pics?

[Anonymous No.17005310]

>>17005245
Fuck off jewfag.

[Anonymous No.17005340]

>>17005310
never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.17005352]

>>17004642
ME TOO
GOD DAMN IT WHY CANT I STOP

[Anonymous No.17005362]

>>17005303
What on God's earth could you possibly want a pic of? My cum stained sheets? Dried cum soaked socks?

[Anonymous No.17005388]

>>17005362
No shit anon wtf is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.17005405]

>>17005142
Who is he?

[Anonymous No.17005448]

>havent coomed in 2020

im a changed man. im never cooming again

[Anonymous No.17005466]

>>17004664
>not squatting and jacking off straight down onto the ground

[Anonymous No.17005495]

>>17005388
>he thought I was kidding

[Anonymous No.17005504]

Based

[Anonymous No.17005528]

>>17005157
h-how much do they cost?

[Anonymous No.17005576]

>>17005528
Depends on the girl desu. Most I've paid was $200 but that was from a porn starlet (arietta Adams)

[Anonymous No.17005587]

>>17005157
king coomer right here, keep it up you based coomer

[Anonymous No.17005605]

>>17005576

[Anonymous No.17005630]

>>17005605
The worst part is I actually bought from her twice. If money was an issue for me I would honestly be facing hardships

[Anonymous No.17005635]

>>17005576
HE PAID *MONEY* REAL, FUCKING **MONEY** TO JERK OFF AND SMELL THE SOCKS OF:

HOLD UP

GET THIS

A NIGGER FUCKER AHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17005643]

>>17005630
Post that clip.

[Anonymous No.17005666]

>>17005635
If only you knew how bad things really were

[Anonymous No.17005681]

>>17005635
Not based

[Anonymous No.17005685]

>>17005666
Holy fuck with the trips too. Checked and sniffpilled. How dirty do these broads get these things? And Riley Reid? Wtf that’s high stakes. How much is a pair of hers Kek

[Anonymous No.17005698]

>>17005666
checked and keked

[Anonymous No.17005768]

>>17005685
Not really dirty. Just get their girl smell in them. And Riley Reid is expensive.

[Anonymous No.17005775]

>>17005157
How can one man be so unbelievably based

[Anonymous No.17005789]

>>17005666
Jesus Christ anon I'm dying

[Anonymous No.17005814]

>>17005630
Yeah we're gonna need to see that clip

[Anonymous No.17005846]

>>17005157
>>17005362
>>17005495
>>17005576
>>17005630
>>17005666
>>17005768
based

[Anonymous No.17005854]

>>17005814
I don't really want to convert it to a webm to post it here, I'm on my phone. But I have so much stuff with her, she's the sweetest twitter thot I've ever met, especially in real life, as long as you have money I presume

[Anonymous No.17005868]

>>17005854
She wants you to sniff her shit. I’m thinking based?

[Anonymous No.17005877]

>>17005854
>Waited 6 months to take a whore up on her offer
Anon...

[Anonymous No.17005905]

>>17005854
You're gonna make it anon

[Anonymous No.17005915]

>>17005877
We communicate on other apps too, but she is such a kind caring cute whore, some girls, especially the more known ones you have to practically pay for them to even read your message until they get to know you

[Anonymous No.17005940]

>>17005666
almost as cool as the anon doing 50 hour adderall binge jerks to dirty socks

[Anonymous No.17005947]

These days I often get too depressed to coom

[Anonymous No.17005967]

>>17005940
It is the same anon, anon

[Anonymous No.17006067]

By the way, and I've posted this before, but I have very good reasons to believe her, I've known her for a long time, and she knew some things a random twitter thot wouldn't know, but this is real

[Anonymous No.17006079]

>>17004770
Admitting to rape on a Mongolian throat singing forum.

Top kek I love this place.

[Anonymous No.17006090]

>>17006067
>but I don’t see money added to my account.
I hate to break to you anon but she probably stops thinking about you immediately after exiting the conversation. She is in robot mode. You seem like a seasoned vet though so I’m probably preaching to the choir.

[Anonymous No.17006104]

>>17006090
I know she does retard, I have no disillusionment surrounding the nature of these relationships I have, I coom and wish I could forgot about 90% of them

That's beside my point, read the bottom

[Anonymous No.17006133]

>>17006104
Brian Armstrong is a coomer. Ypu can see it in his eyes lmao

[Anonymous No.17006178]

amazing thread. thanks based adderall-coomer anon

[Anonymous No.17006184]

>>17005915
hope you're still here.
why dirty socks? how do you get off on that. i would understand panties, bras, something near their pits, but socks? wtf man. not judging. just genuine scientific curiosity.

[Anonymous No.17006193]

>>17006133

[Anonymous No.17006199]

>hit 33
>erections not as hard as they used to be
>try to settle for gf, cant stay hard long enough
not like this

[Anonymous No.17006213]

STOP COOOOMIIIIING
STOOOOP

STOP LOOKING AT PORNOGRAPHY
STOP MASTURBATING
AND STOOOOP
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMINNNGGGG

[king COOOMER !iVyDE/nL.s No.17006246]

>>17006184
I dunno, how pretty girls smell always turned me on, perfume, their sweat, pheromones, everything. I don't know why their feet especially, but I don't really ask myself why anymore.

My id probably changed

>>17006193
>>17006133
Yeah it's be kind of hilarious if /biz/ found out who it is, because I would put my life savings on the line that she told me the truth

[king COOOMER !iVyDE/nL.s No.17006269]

>>17006246
Should I try to trick her into giving me a hint? What should I say? I've known her years.

[Anonymous No.17006314]

>>17005576
Fuck this gay Earth

[king COOOMER !iVyDE/nL.s No.17006339]

>>17006314
Yeah there's really no excuse for my behavior, I am by any meaningful metric a bad man, I admit that. But I'm a firm believer that people always choose to path of least resistance, in any facet of life. I grew up with money, it was always just easier to pay to quench my sexual thirsts than try to learn to manipulate women into doing it for less(dinner, dates).

[Anonymous No.17006354]

>>17006339
unless you get in to a relationship it costs about the same per fuck with hookers or dating roasties, and marriage costs much more

[Anonymous No.17006366]

>>17005157

Go to sleep Craig

[Anonymous No.17006401]

>>17005245
This desu. Key to success

[Anonymous No.17006422]

>>17004770
Bruh moment

[Anonymous No.17006427]

>>17005768
Bruh just get a job at a hotel or something

[Anonymous No.17006435]

>>17005630
Those weren't the same socks

[Anonymous No.17006450]

>>17006339
Does this broad sell her panties where Can I moon

[king COOOMER !iVyDE/nL.s No.17006460]

>>17006354
I'm 24 right now and haven't been in a legit "healthy" relationship since mid college, like 21. It wasn't anything special. The thing is I can do so much better by paying for it instead. Plus, I'm not very emotionally reliable, logistically I am the most reliable person you will ever meet in your life, I have never let down a business associate or family member in my life, but sometimes I just can't bear talking to people. Id I believed in modern psychiatry Is say I'm bipolar and depressive (I was diagnosed in highschool which means even less) but aren't we all a little bit?

>>17006427
I don't need a job?

>>17006435
Yup, they were.

[king COOOMER !iVyDE/nL.s No.17006471]

>>17006450
Literally 99% of women will see you their panties for a price

[Anonymous No.17006476]

>>17006460
>I don't need a job?
But then can you sniff dirty socks

[Anonymous No.17006484]

>>17005300
>>17005405
Filename, newfags

[Anonymous No.17006501]

>>17006471
100% of women will see you their bodies for a price

[Anonymous No.17006517]

>>17005157
>>17005495
>>17005576
>>17005630
>>17005666
>>17005854
>>17005915
we are reaching based coomer levels that shouldn't even be possible

[Anonymous No.17006543]

>>17006501
am woman can confirm

[Anonymous No.17006550]

>>17006460
I don’t think anything is wrong with you other than you coom too much and too epicly based. Ofc you’re going to be depressed and bipolar after going through that much dopamine. It’s only natural for your body to respond like that. You could get over it if you wanted, it would probably take awhile until you feel normal though.

[Anonymous No.17006579]

>>17006543
adonbilivit

[Anonymous No.17006588]

Not me. On a streak right now

[Anonymous No.17006600]

I'm starting to believe we've lost 2 generations of women because of the whores in Sex and the City and Girls.

[king COOOMER !iVyDE/nL.s No.17006602]

>>17006550
There's really no other way for me, in my last year of college things got to a point I was kind of expecting the logical outcome of that semester was that I was gonna die. Someone stepped in and helped me, I graduated va semester late, but I'm ramping up again. Only a matter of time. At a certain point it's not like you want to crash, but you've been going so fast for so long you don't care if you do or not, and it just feels like the logical conclusion of your story. I legit skip sleeping 2-3 night a week, for the past 2 years. I don't really care and neither should anybody else. Normal for you isn't normal for others.

[Anonymous No.17006605]

>>17004642
Why isn't there a /cry/ board? Separate all this cryptocoin bullshit from actual business shit and give them their own board.

[Anonymous No.17006616]

>>17006605
I hate to break it to you, but there's hardly any business talk on biz anymore. It's either neets fearing for their life an crying about corona-chan, threads like this by based degenerates, or heavy shilling of shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.17006630]

Just coomed
about to snooze

[Anonymous No.17006714]

>>17006602
Normal isn’t being depressive or bipolar. You may think that it’s you but it’s not. Pic related

[Anonymous No.17006783]

My balls now hang lower than my dick, it looks pathetically comical, i think that says a lot about my life right now

[Anonymous No.17006847]

Screencap this thread and include me in the cap please. This is next level shit. Godspeed to you king COOMER
Lol at CEO of coinbase being a coomer

[Anonymous No.17006901]

Never change, /biz/

[Anonymous No.17006929]

>>17004651
get out of the closet

[Anonymous No.17006944]

>>17005915
>>17005854
Kys simp Read what you are saying. You are mentally ill and lonely

[king COOOMER !iVyDE/nL.s No.17006955]

>>17006944
I'm not lonely, and I don't believe in mental illness, or modern psychiatric models at all.

[Anonymous No.17006971]

>>17006955
You are though and it doesn't matter if you don't believe in it, you it's happening
low self esteem porn addict

[Anonymous No.17006983]

Blessed thread, suddenly i feel better for wasting at least 4-5k euros on escorts and getting some stds along they way nothing serious and i cured myself thanks to european healthcare, I'd be utterly fucked if i was an american, but good speed king coomer may the coom never stop

[Anonymous No.17006992]

>>17004770
kek
she was literally asking for it though, plus you cant rape someone you have already had consensual sex with

[Anonymous No.17007080]

>>17006992
>plus you cant rape someone you have already had consensual sex with
You fucking brainlet.
Even in a marriage you can rape someone. As long as the other person doesn't aggree, it is rape.
You must be a fucking retarded Incel.
Stay in your basement and stop posting about things, where you obviously don't have any clue what you're talking about.
Luckily the Bloddline ends with you son of a bitch

[Anonymous No.17007219]

Every once in a while, I'll get on whisper and message a girl nearby, get her to send pictures and offer her £100 for a BJ.

I've never gone all the way. The fact that she accepts is enough to make me coom.
You should try that instead OP, much cheaper.

[Anonymous No.17007263]

>>17005576
>>17005630
>>17005666
>>17005854
>>17005915
this is the most pathetic shit Ive ever seen on /biz/ how do you live with yourself?

[Anonymous No.17007274]

>>17005915
>she is such a kind caring cute whore
Anon...

[Anonymous No.17007407]

>>17006983
Been considering this as my last relationship was over 2 years ago. In that time i have increases by income a lot but not enough I feel to spend on escorts although I could. I feel like it has the potntial for addiction.

Did it help you get more productive, less obsesses with sex or the lack of? What are escorts like in your country? Also euroanon

[Anonymous No.17007422]

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[Anonymous No.17007438]

>>17007080
terveisin,
roastie

[Anonymous No.17007445]

>>17004770
Based

[Anonymous No.17007462]

>>17007080
Hope she sees this bro

[Anonymous No.17007482]

>>17007407
>Did it help you get more productive, less obsesses with sex or the lack of?
Im less obsessed with sex for a few days untill the coomer feeling strikes again, if you start riding the escort train is really hard to stop, you'll be wanting to see one every couple days you'll see you've gone to far when theres 5k-10k euros less in your bank account and your dick burns when peeing

What are escorts like in your country?
chinks parlors are cheap and the girls are nice and caring some are cute (some are ugly as fuck) but with the coronavirus thing i will be staying away for a while, i tried the Romanians and some street whores, stay away from those theres literally zero feelings with them they hurry you up and would treat you like hobo plus they're way more expensive than chinks they're such entitled bitches also you risk getting caught and fined for fucking in a car, is not worth it

Lastly theres the vip escorts more expensive usually 8/10 eastern european girls, but you risk wasting alot of money for a whore that is gonna be a fucking cunt for 1 or half hour, try to get them to see you for the lowest price you could possible get and see if you like her before wasting 200-400 euros

In conclusion massagge/bj in chink parlors is the patrician choice

[Anonymous No.17007538]

>>17004651
all porn is gay if you think for more than a second

[Anonymous No.17007547]

>>17004770
>and says stop
she was role playing cos she liked it more

[Anonymous No.17007549]

>>17007482
Bro thanks for sharing
You are putting me off from thinking about it lol, looks like its mostly a hassle and a money sink and if the girls are bitches to you then i dont imagine it would do any wonders for my already shaky self-esteem, youve made it sound pretty stressful lol

any good/funny/interesting experiences to share?

for me its either this and going insane or going into the proper dating scene (and also going insane anyway)

[Anonymous No.17007553]

>>17005157
>for their underwear/socks
what do you do with them?

[Anonymous No.17007570]

>>17006067
nigga what are you doing lmao

[Anonymous No.17007794]

>>17005095

Only in a court of law

[Anonymous No.17007796]

>>17005157

[Anonymous No.17007945]

>>17004651
>jacking off watching a real girl before fucking
thats gay bro

[Anonymous No.17007965]

>>17004651
i tell this to myself but i still coom 3 times every fucking night

[Anonymous No.17007972]

>>17005078
yeah i am sure it is about some quantum faggotness or something

[Anonymous No.17007979]

>>17005635
>a 40yo nigga wore them

[Anonymous No.17008135]

>>17005245

Open borders for Israel!

[Anonymous No.17008432]

>>17005157
think of your heart man you're torturing your poor body.