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17002633 No.17002633 [Reply] [Original]

Imagine having to spend 40 hours a week inside a petri dish full of coughing wagies
In fact, I have to imagine it, because I work from home.
I get head from my gf at my daily standup meeting and then fuck off the rest of the day, all while getting paid a six figure salary.
>oh its a larp
kek, fucking cope. If you had a modicum of intelligence you'd figure out how to be a software engineer and get on my level.
Never been comfier.

Protip: if you don't ask, you'll never receive.
>closes tab

>> No.17002638

Unless you're a complete recluse who grows all his own food or has it delivered, you're getting coronavirus.

>> No.17002703

>>17002638
>2% mortality rate
Drink some OJ and enjoy a few less weaklings in the world

>> No.17002717

>>17002703
Don’t know buddy it’s going to be tough on smokers fucking up the lungs and shit

>> No.17002976

If you keep sitting all day you're gonna get fat

>> No.17003106

someone sounds grumpy today

>> No.17003124

>>17002633
How do I become a software engineer?

Only coding I've done is personal in game development.

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17003134

>>17002633
>software
>engineer

>> No.17003152

>>17002633
Someones compensating for something

>> No.17003179

Funny thing is I was a wagie but now I run my own business. Enjoying chronic back pain by slouching over a computer all day. Your home will also become associated with work, making you feel even more enslaved than the typical wagie.