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>Sergey has started announcing announcements

https://decrypt.co/17652/chainlink-has-three-big-reasons-to-feel-good-about-2020


we got too cocky bros....

>> No.16991221

>>16991206
>Sergey said something off-handedly in an interview
>said no dates or anything, just that things were getting ready
>this is somehow construed as an announcement of an announcement

nigga stop proving people right when they call crypto a space full of retards

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>>16991206
sergey studied and worked with successful start-ups to learn how they actually do it. I trust him.
sell your linkies if you have lost faith.

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>>16991221
>>16991224

no trust me its over, I just sold market sold all 150k links

https://www.pivotaltracker.com/n/projects/2129823/stories/169745586

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>>16991206
Sergey nazarov forced an ass to butt facial on you, screaming "stinky linky!" but he did not fix you up, and he did not mind if you defecated on his living room carpet. Take my word for it, guys. This is the dude who dared to put the kink in "steaklips".

That's right. You got your dick hard and you have the audacity to act like a man who roofied himself? How does that even make sense. Dirt is everywhere, you pass out.

For an inebriated human being like you, this is especially horrible. How do you think you'd take it if a guy dressed like a lunatic in plaid tried to force an ass to butt?

>> No.16991321

igor bogdanov is coming at you with a cake knife,
he's coming to your birthday party from beyond the grave. You stay up until 5 AM, playing an endless 80 hour StarCraft II match on the living room floor, while the wife hurls shit at the TV, screams into the night at a coworker about the cheesiness of how your kids are growing up, and beats up your best friend as he tries to sleep. A year later, you decide to move to a large apartment in the city, and your life goes on as normal, although, of course, you notice that your home is relatively empty. Every now and then you are noticed by the neighbors, who point and shout "Vladimir! Come play Battle.net with us!", then run away....but then you realize it's all a dream and you're still in wuhan

>> No.16991425

Sage

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>>16991425
you bumped the thread moron!

>> No.16991807

Unironically made me buy 500 more link, fuck you OP

>> No.16991824

"On the enterprise side, you're going to continue to see us working with large enterprises in different ways."
This is extremely bullish

>> No.16991832

>>16991263
you sold because the threshold signatures story had a pull request from chainlink private repo 4 days ago?
yikes

>> No.16991851

>>16991321
>>16991301
What kind of bot is this? Perhaps the infamous vishnu?

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>>16991832
Yes a "Pull Request" means that the feature is being pulled out of the roadmap, Sergey is literally deleting features because he's bored.

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does anyone else here feel like they dont even need to read all these articles because it's just a reiteration of exactly how you thought this would all play out and that this shits gonna pop off whether you read these meme articles or not? i feel like i already know everything chainlink has and will do and i made it in the process but am realistically in a next gen smart oracle projecting from 40 years in the future buying link because i gave myself that ability in the future jesus christ what is goin on

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>>16991914
>but am realistically in a next gen smart oracle projecting from 40 years in the future buying link because i gave myself that ability in the future jesus christ what is goin on


you sound deluded!

Here is the most recent pic of your "CEO", he has stolen the teams funds and is spending it all in childrends theme parks and thai strip clubs, hence the dramatic weight loss (from AIDS)

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>>16991930
one of my favorite fudjeet sergey pics and you probably saved it when i posted it.

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>>16991206
this is seriously bad. a sure sign that the link "project", if it can even be called such a thing, is entering its final phase, EXIT SCAM MODE

>> No.16992013

>>16991930
You need too relax. I hope you buy back soon. If not, you missed the boat and we will miss you at the yacht party.

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>>16992013
I market sold and im never buying this cayman islands pyriamid scheme ever again

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>>16992067
thanks kind sir i have deposited enough in ur account so you can buy LINK GOLD

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>>16992067
actually Sergey is a leftist, here he is giving a speech at an Antifa meeup in Portland, 2019.

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>>16992085
>>16992091
ok, real frens in this thread

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>>16992109
how many sergs do you have saved

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>>16992131
bout tree fiddy

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>In recent months, Chainlink’s also collaborated with some seriously big players, such as Swift, Oracle and Google.
>“On the enterprise side, you're going to continue to see us working with large enterprises in different ways,” said Nazarov.

Imagine thinking anyone believes any of this when I've already proved its all false numerous times.

>> No.16992451

>>16991914
>i already know everything chainlink has and will do
kek we predicted that Chainlink KYC oracles would get ZERO real production adoption at $4 after the Google fake partnership.

And we were right. You were wrong and will keep being wrong. You could have sold at $4. You will sell at 0.2

Proof:

>1+ year test net
>7 months main net
>nobody can name a single dapp with users using Chainlink oracles in production
>(with proof link to dapp.com/dappradar/etherscan)
>Linkers: this is bullish!

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>only 30 replies 3 hours later
damn, have all the linkbros left? in 2017 this would get 1000 replies in 10 minutes

>> No.16992493

>>16992451
LINK_buy_orders@4k_sats.png

laughing at your life

>> No.16992659

>only pumps when bitcoin pumps
$1k eoy fosho