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[Anonymous No.16984740]

if someone offered you 1 million dollars to go to Wuhan China for a weeks vacation.. would you go anon?

[Anonymous No.16984752]

>go
>sprint through airport in hijab not touching anything
>stay in room entire week eating rice
>go home
ez

[Anonymous No.16984754]

of course...

[Anonymous No.16984763]

>>16984740
stupid question. are you allowed out of the city in the end? can you just stay in your room the whole week and shitpost on /biz/? i'm a millionaire, but if there are no further restrictions i'd do it lol. if it's a "would you go to wuhan china in our pre-set way that practically ensures you catch corona" then no. i wouldn't willfully catch corona for a million whatever low the death rate is.

[Anonymous No.16984790]

>>16984763
no you cant stay in your room faggot. you have to visit all hospitals and take care of the infected

[Anonymous No.16984798]

>>16984740
Yes. Even if I get sick I'm still young and statistically have a good chance of surviving it. Afterwards my immune system will be highly trained and unstoppable.

[Anonymous No.16984806]

>>16984740
Of course. I've dealt with swine flue victims and even been to Africa once. Some stupid pneumonia-simulating virus will seem like a cake walk by comparison.

[Anonymous No.16984807]

I've had pneumonia since November so I'm immune. Book me the ticket and ill go. Do you have a discord I can contact you at?

[Anonymous No.16984810]

>>16984740
retarded npc

[Anonymous No.16984814]

>>16984752
>He ate Rice from Wuhan and didn't bring his own food

[Anonymous No.16984816]

>>16984740
>for a weeks vacation
>>16984790
>you have to visit all hospitals and take care of the infected

nice vacations you must been experiencing.
the answer then is no, of course

[Anonymous No.16984830]

>>16984790
should've said so first. Anyways I would still do it. The fatality rate is like 20% anyways even if you get infected.

[Anonymous No.16984843]

[Anonymous No.16984845]

>>16984740
Yes. I'd come equipped with a self developed "hazmat suit" pic very related. Would come with luggage that contains a weeks worth of water for drinking and brushing teeth and such. Also food. Throaway phone with phone charger.

Once I leave i just leave with my "hazmat suit" and leave the luggage and throwaway phone behind in the top floor hotel room I camped within for 1 week straight just in case it got infected.

Once back in the usa i will go to a discrete location in the wilderness by foot or uber so as to not risk infecting my family or any of my personal belongings. Make a fire. Throw the suit and my clothes in the fire to be destroyed. Grab the soap bar I hid upstream prior to leaving. Bathe heavily in the stream. Grab the towel also left there from a week prior. Call family member on another throwaway phone that was left there with the towel and soap a week prior.

Get picked up. Me and my siblings (parents are nearly retired so they'll likely be fine) are now closer to escaping wagecuckery.

[Anonymous No.16984860]

I'd inject the virus into my veins for 1 million

[Anonymous No.16984868]

>>16984790
Wouldve been nice knowing that from the start would still go. However I'd bring several of the suits >>16984845 instead so I change it out every day. The moment I get out of the suit means it's time to shower heavily. Put on a new suit the next time I put one on.

[Anonymous No.16984874]

>>16984740
I'm suicidal so yes.

[Anonymous No.16984882]

>>16984790
You said it was a vacation you homo.

[Anonymous No.16984891]

>>16984816
also you have to visit the wetmarkets for food and funk infected chink trannies as part of your vacation

[Anonymous No.16984895]

>>16984868
Also I would stay away from my family for a few weeks just in case I did get infected so as to not risk infecting any of them. In this I will not be getting picked up immediately after my cleaning routine. I'd camp out somewhere further upstream in the wilderness using supplies I left there prior to going to China. Probably 3 weeks time just to be safe. After which one last heavy bathing session before leaving butt naked except for another towel hidden elsewhere while awaiting extraction.

[Anonymous No.16984903]

Would you let 3 niggers suckerpunch you for 2k dollars?

[Anonymous No.16984906]

>>16984891
Nope I would not go. Sexual immorality like that is a line I will not cross not even for a billion dollars.

Also you're making the game lame by adding more and more stipulations after posting. Put it all in the original or immediately after it if it doesnt all fit, not like this!

[Anonymous No.16984915]

>>16984845
They won’t let you on a plane in this

[Anonymous No.16984916]

Would you eat Wuhan Bat soup everyday and receive for every bowl of soup that you eaten 50k dollars in cash?
Sometimes they are a bit undercooked tho...

[Anonymous No.16984923]

>>16984915
What do you mean i won't have a gun on me. Hmm get a pilot to fly me from Alaska to China and then pick me up a week later. But not playing by ops third comments rules. Not fucking a tranny and all those other stipulations he added.

[Anonymous No.16985022]

>>16984740

[Anonymous No.16985035]

>>16984740
shit, you pay my flight, room and board and ill do it just for that. fuck living i wanna die

[Anonymous No.16985050]

>>16984916
How do you even eat this thing? Lick the insides? I'd imagine it's just used to flavor the soup.

[Anonymous No.16985058]

>>16985050
Just eat it

[Anonymous No.16985073]

>>16985050
The same way Jews eat foreskin

[Anonymous No.16985092]

>>16985022
Hmm starting to get the vibe thats just hysteria. Look at the pic theres people sitting all calm like in the background. Like those people would be hanging out there if staff was "detoxifying"

[Anonymous No.16985298]

>>16985050
like eating lamb ribs, there's little meat and you kind of peel it with your teeth

[Anonymous No.16985707]

>>16984740
wuhan good place. no diseases. very clean. best vacation. wuhan #1.