STOP EATING DOMINO'S SHIT

[Anonymous No.16977171]

making a good homemade pizza is simple and cheap.

The secret is the hydration of the dough (must be at least 60%), the leavening (minimum 8 hours) and the temperature of the oven.

A good pizza costs less than 5$ of ingredients and you can easily sell it for 15-20$.

[Anonymous No.16977180]

>>16977171
this would give any regular person the shits

[Anonymous No.16977183]

>>16977171
Most home ovens don’t get hot enough to make a proper pizza. That’s really the biggest problem.

[Anonymous No.16977196]

>>16977171
I used to make turkish pizza (ground beef and some other stuff). and a really easy one with just olive oil, cheese, garlic and i think either mushrooms or some other thing. even the easy one was too much work when it comes to prep and cleanup.
i cook regularly but pizza is too much work. there's a reason they can charge $20 for it.

>>16977183
you can make flat/thin crust. thin as possible.

[Anonymous No.16977211]

>>16977183
Might as well just put toppings on sliced bread then cook it.

[Anonymous No.16977217]

>>16977171
>90% sludgy flour 9% sauce 0.5% green things 0.5% meat
Enjoy your slave food

[Anonymous No.16977218]

>>16977183
Just buy one of these.

[Anonymous No.16977222]

>>16977217

[Anonymous No.16977230]

waste 1 hour getting recipe online and searching store for niche ingredients
waste 30 mins putting it together and cooking
vs
1 min of swiping on dominos app
all to save 10$? any businessman knows they should specialize in something other than making pizzas unless they are going to sell them.

[Anonymous No.16977244]

>>16977171

[Anonymous No.16977255]

>>16977171
Why not make food that is cheaper to make than pizza in the first place

[Anonymous No.16977270]

>>16977230
to save 10$ and to eat something good.

Remember, we are what we eat

[Anonymous No.16977280]

If you like sushi but don't get anything fancier than a salmon roll or avocado roll its a lot easier to make sushi at home.
Rolling and making the rice is very simple and easy to cleanup vs say making a pizza.

I've found that sushi restaurants actually give you the best cut of fish. Your store bought flash frozen Coho or sockeye aren't going to be as good because it'll likely be a whole filet - meaning you get the lean sections like the tail or fins but you save a heck of a lot of money. you can eat just the best part but honestly that's a waste of money.
I haven't bought enough tuna to get the difference.

[Anonymous No.16977307]

>>16977255
the dough cost only 0.26€.
The topping can be cheaper too

[Anonymous No.16977328]

>>16977171
doesn't look like a pizza tho

[Anonymous No.16977367]

stop posting food that got people infected in Wuhan, what is this gourmet rat turd sardin pizza?

[Anonymous No.16977369]

>>16977307
I'd prefer rice desu. Its easier to cook and all you have to do is to cook something like bacon. You dont need to be an expert to make rice meals

[Anonymous No.16977374]

>>16977171
Except you've made total shit.

[Anonymous No.16977386]

>>16977328
because you're used to the classic image of pizza Margherita
.
There are also white pizzas, without tomatoes.

The most important thing is the dough, not the topping

[Anonymous No.16977413]

>>16977369
I agree.
I love rice + sausages

[Anonymous No.16977441]

>>16977413
dogfood
>>16977171
dogshit
>>16977230
only good answer

[Anonymous No.16977444]

>>16977171
>A good pizza costs less than 5$ of ingredients
no, that's how you make a cheap and garbage pizza.
>and you can easily sell it for 15-20$.
no one will buy it from you, they will take their money to dominoes instead, myself included.

[Anonymous No.16977453]

why you shilling home made pizzas on /biz/ i dont get it

why would somebody do this, its weird...?

[Anonymous No.16977466]

>>16977441
Whats wrong with rice? Its one of the most cost-efficient things to eat

[Anonymous No.16977503]

>>16977244
Is that nutella and chocolate sprinkles with onion?

[Anonymous No.16977538]

>>16977171
Why not have some pizza with your crust, OP?

[Anonymous No.16977551]

>>16977171
BRUH WTF IS THAT

[Anonymous No.16977553]

>>16977538
Dough not leavened enough, too much handled and for too long in the oven

[Anonymous No.16977563]

>>16977553
his looks a lot more like a pizza yours looks like some cringey hipster pie

[Anonymous No.16977649]

>>16977563
Bro, stop eating shit, seriously.

You can't even recognize a Neapolitan pizza from a piece of dry bread with cheese.

[Anonymous No.16977741]

>>16977171
There's an exact method to making authentic napoli pizza that has a worldwide accreditation system and everything else is shit

[Anonymous No.16977762]

>>16977171
Its the prep of the dough that gets me, 8 hrs....
I want a pizza NOW not in 8-10 hours.

We are paying for convenience

[Anonymous No.16977783]

>>16977171
Disgusting.
>>16977222
Nice but not a pizza.
>>16977386
Looks good
>>16977538
Nice.

[Anonymous No.16977796]

>>16977762
>>16977762
People will always pay for convenience. From 7-11 to prostitutes, find a way to make it easier and watch the money roll in...

[Anonymous No.16977816]

>>16977762
Prepare the dough and freeze it when ready. I make my own sourdough pizza dough, it takes 2 days (but you spend 10 minute tops handeling it). I make for 6 pizza and freeze what i dont need.

Remember this is biz, also in cooking time is on your side. If you are a amerilard that once everything now, than go eat your processed overpriced garbage. But just like investing, time is on your side. So you invest time and make a 10x better pizza by planning (time in the market beats timing the market etc).

Pro tip: use pizza stone heated to as high as posssible as your oven can handle (mine is 250C), and 5 minutes before adding the pizza super heat the stone by switching on the top grill of the oven. Slide in the pizza, turn of grill, after 5 min switch on grill and take pizza out when just right (total time max 7-10 min)

[Anonymous No.16977822]

[Anonymous No.16977839]

>>16977649
Good I'm not a woman or some frenchman. Culinaryfags are gay

[Anonymous No.16977847]

>>16977816
Or just make enough money that you can afford a fuckin pizza or maybe a gf and don't have to do all this shit

[Anonymous No.16977943]

>>16977551
This is what an Italian would say.

[Anonymous No.16977959]

>>16977386
no i mean it literally doesn't have the shape of a pizza. good pizza is flat the dough thin and not so bloated.

[Anonymous No.16977966]

>>16977943
in fact it's from one of the best pizzerias in Caserta.

Nice try, but You don't know what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.16977994]

>>16977966
looks pretty bad not as bad as most pizza ordered where i live now. used to live right next to an excellent pizzeria. goddamn i miss it.

[Anonymous No.16978042]

>>16977503
That's dookie, hun.

[Anonymous No.16978098]

>>16977270
Eating a ton of pizza dough is not "something good". There's no such thing as healthy wheat flour/dough.

[Anonymous No.16978133]

>>16977171
It costs $5 AUD for me to get a dominoes pizza. If I cared about eating healthy I wouldn't be eating pizza in the first place

[Anonymous No.16978166]

>>16977280
>I haven't bought enough tuna to get the difference
If you have a Japanese supermarket, i recommend going there and looking for bluefin tuna. It ranges between 40-80/lb but they often make little 10-15 dollar cuts. I treat myself to it once every few months and just slice sashimi out of it. Bluefin tuna is seriously the tits.

[Anonymous No.16978193]

Also fuck the haters, i cook most my meals, granted i don't make pizza, people shitting on you are impatient plebs. Then again, I'm a chemist so im used to handling glassware and working with hands constantly

[Anonymous No.16978263]

>>16978193
Kys timewaster, solving solved problems is why you are not going to make it.

[Anonymous No.16978510]

>>16977171
We /ck/ now.

>t. Napoli oven owner

[Anonymous No.16979064]

>>16978510
spectacular

[Anonymous No.16979077]

>>16977270
Don't try to make pizza "healthy". It's not healthy no matter how pretentious you make it.

[Anonymous No.16979103]

>>16978510
Here's an upboat for the basil leaves


^

[Anonymous No.16979116]

>>16977171
Do you have any recommendations for yeast and flour types?

[Anonymous No.16979122]

>>16978263
>Kys timewaster
Ok faggot don't ever watch tv or see a movie or even read fiction for pleasure. Don't go on vacation or take a day off. Fucking slave.

[Anonymous No.16979130]

>>16977783
>>16977959
Stop, just stop

[Anonymous No.16979136]

French bread pizzas are the better move

[Anonymous No.16979157]

>>16977171
This is a lot of work for a pizza that's quickly devoured. And chain pizza like Dominos or Pizza Hut will usually cost you more than it's worth. So I just avoid pizza altogether.

[Anonymous No.16979171]

This pizza is fucking easy and tasty. Can knock it up from memory and eat pizza for a couple days.

https://www.thelondoner.me/2012/05/proper-pizzas.html

[Anonymous No.16979262]

>>16978510
You could have bought 50 dominos pizzas for one of those ovens lmao. inb4 dominos is bad

[Anonymous No.16979362]

>>16977171
So I can pay Dominos $15 for adequate pizza now, or pay $5 and wait 8 hours for marginally better pizza? Hard choice.

[Anonymous No.16979372]

>>16979116
Try with bread flour or all purpose flour if you live in US.

In Italy Farina Caputo is ok, but you can use also Spadoni.

In France I tried only one time with a mix of T45 and Manitoba and it was good.

Don't use chemical yeast. Make sure the dough doesn't dry out during leavening.

[Anonymous No.16979393]

>>16979362
I wait 24 hours. And it worth it.

I make pasta the day before. I leave it in the fridge at night and take it out 8 hours before I make pizzas.

[Anonymous No.16979526]

>>16977270
poorfag cope

[Anonymous No.16979541]

>>16977183

Wrong. I cook my pizza at 375 and it comes out perfect every time. Also, I have no clue what leavening is or what my dough hydration is. What I'm saying is OP is correct. I suck at cooking pizza and it still comes out much better and cheaper than delivery. If you have a bread machine to make the dough for you, it doesn't require much more effort than dialing on the phone and answering the door.

>Make bread dough
>Flatten it
>Put the toppings on
>Bake in the oven
>Delicious

[Anonymous No.16979697]

>>16977369
>>16977413
I bought a wok and having been making veggie stir fry it’s so easy. The secret to the flavor is chinese five spice mix, you can make your own or buy the mix preprepared (just get it from while foods and not a chinese market)
>buy veggies: carrots, purple cabbage or brussels sprouts, chard, broccoli, w/e veggies I like
>chop everything, so that way the sprouts and cabbage become easy to mix into rice.
>put some oil in wok like organic canola oil (won’t burn)
>stir fry the veggies, make them nice and soft
>cook rice
Then you just put the veggies on the rice, some chili peppers if you want, and it tastes like chinese food. Best part, none of that cancerous cottonseed oil (pesticides). Cheap as fuck, stick veggies and rice in fridge, serve when ever you want stir fry. Lasts for days. It tastes really good, put some chicken or beans on the side and your set.
I started making this two years ago and it’s a great filling, low cal meal with lots of nutrients.

[Anonymous No.16980431]

>>16977171
Can you post the recipe pls?

[Anonymous No.16980449]

>>16977183
Used to make pizza on my grill for this reason. Can get over 600 degrees freedomheit, plenty hot for pizza

[Anonymous No.16980546]

>>16977222
>burnt crust

Easy way to get cancer

[Anonymous No.16980567]

>>16977183
pizza ston

[Anonymous No.16980669]

>>16977171
dominos is fucking trash anyways

https://youtu.be/-e5gTx1fVU4

[Anonymous No.16980694]

only quality bait

[Anonymous No.16980717]

>>16977217
you carnivores are the new vegans

[Anonymous No.16980719]

>>16979541
Most ovens don't reach 375°C

[Anonymous No.16980779]

>>16980719
gas ovens easily do but the heat is not like a good pizza ovens it will burn it to crisp from below and the cheese won't melt properly on top.

[Anonymous No.16980795]

>>16979372
TY based pizzanon

[Anonymous No.16980917]

>>16977171
do not do this. making your own pizza will get a dmca takedown notice for violating sovereign copyright for pizza. the only way to get pizza legally is to order it from domino's or contact them to get a license.

[Anonymous No.16981079]

>>16978510
Best pizza pic so far. That looks tasty