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THERE IS NO NEED FOR PANIC. PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR HOMES AND MAKE SURE ALL WINDOWS ARE LOCKED, DRAPES/BLINDS ARE SHUTTERED AND DOORS ARE LOCKED. THE WORLD IS CURRENTLY UNDER QUARANTINE AND NO ONE IS TO BE TRUSTED - ESPECIALLY ANY CHINKS, GOOKS, NIGGERS, JANNIES AND KIKES. MAKE SURE YOUR FIREARMS ARE LOCKED AND LOADED TO BLAST ANY MINORITY FROM THIS WORLD INTO HELL. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. RETURN TO YOUR HOMES AND BARRICADE YOURSELVES.

THANK YOU.

>> No.16975409
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>>16975380
He based pro tip dump eet

>> No.16975416

>>16975380
based
>>16975409
mr.... mr bogdanov, can i make it?

>> No.16975418

>>16975416
No

>> No.16975429
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Wassup my 4chan niggs?

Not fucking selling bwahahaha!!!!

>> No.16975449

>>16975380
Anyone have that pic or link to that article about china team to start experimenting viruses and the location was wuhan

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>>16975380

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I AM READY TO TEST THE LIMITS OF MY IMMUNE SYSTEM
FUCK THE HAZMAT SUITS
FUCK WASHING MY HANDS
FUCK NOT GOING OUTSIDE

>> No.16975852

>>16975596

based. goodluck.

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i'm watching outbreak. i will report my findings. according to mr. skin there is no nudity.

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>>16975380
We're all fucked.
>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/240749332/#q240761178

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>>16975380
MY STOCKS NOOOO

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>>16976084

>> No.16976102

okay bros , at what point should i get out of 250k population center to ~15k population center?

>> No.16976105

>>16976093
>mfw i go to a uni with a large chinese population and am developing a cough today

>> No.16976126

>>16976102
Places with smaller populations will also have less access to care. Just stay home you NEET.

>> No.16976158

>>16976126
if its the worst case scenario , only way to survive is to get out of the civilization

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"THERE IS NO NEED FOR PANIC. WE ARE NOT MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT OUR BODIES OR THE DEATH OF OUR NAMES.
Is this an insane fear?
Yes, because we truly are made up of many components - we can each find you in our moment of frenzy, but you can also find us laying quietly in the bed of a Southern greyhound, riding out the calamity by the wall.
We are not wild animals, we do not destroy our own kin; and if we do, we are good and decent men, which is a very strange thought to a certain breed of brain.
I put myself into the frame of mind in which I write to take a professional seat amongst your burly men and women."

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>>16976158
Not entirely true.
The virus will die on its own when there is no carrier, just stay inside.
The rural populations die first in a pandemic, since all the resources (ambulances, hospitals, doctors, supplies)
move to the cities.

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>>16976102
S-Stop please don't migrate!

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OMG 40 PEOPLE DEAD ITS ALL OVER WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

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S-Stop p-please don't m-migrate! We need you to h-hold back! *sniff* Like hell I'm letting you hurt me *sniff* "Flakes"

"You're not even hearing me bitch. I'm ready to go. You're not even listening to me bitch. Get out of here you fucking fat fuck."

"You wanna be a man, you have to hate yourself. And you don't just love women, you love yourself. So fucking shame on you. You should have done something about yourself long ago. And I guess you can't make yourself do it right, huh, slut?"

"Don't you dare mention the consequences of what you've done to me!

>> No.16976238

>>16976180
theres no cure , it mutates too fast / is a biological weapon

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such tragedy.
I will only come out to work

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Poetry The last time I saw my daughter, she was twelve months old. Her attention span was terrifying. I could make her cry.


Radio I wish I could travel back in time and get someone else to deal with my anxieties, such as I've dealt with. I fear death so much I can't eat or sleep.
—Ricky West, Private Face Of Death, New York Times

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>> No.16976331

Every time she had a stressful event, her blood sugar rose, which forced her to go on a diabetic purge—swallowing gallons of liquid sugar at a time, in order to keep her blood sugar levels

>> No.16976344

Do you know about Albert Einstein's theory of poopoo peepee? Read more about it on this Wikipedia article.

What you'll find on this site is a collection of hilarious all-in-one weirdo guide-posts all aimed at helping you identify the various stupid sexual differences (e.g. penis/vagina size) that occur in human males and females and alert you to any new variations that you may have picked up along the way. While it is entirely possible that the analysis here is based on a normal distribution (this is, after all, a poopoo guide), it's actually more likely that we're dealing with something known as a normal logarithmic distribution

>> No.16976494

>>16975574
Source pls

>> No.16976537
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BATSY BATSY BATSY BAT!

>> No.16976542

Anyone have an empty hazmat suit?

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Pee Pee Poo Poo

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im scared frens

>> No.16976676

>>16976215
based

>> No.16976689
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>It was patented in 2015
https://patents.justia.com/patent/10130701

>Canada was sending lethal viruses to China
https://nationalpost.com/health/bio-warfare-experts-question-why-canada-was-sending-lethal-viruses-to-china?fbclid=IwAR2FAwzEwpsR3I6iIaq3WXe_GUxzkCKe1EoBTFmD6cVvahs862WdjiVnPiQ
>Canada put Chinese Nationals as head of it's National Microbiology Laboratories.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/national-microbiology-lab-scientist-investigation-china-1.5307424

>China was working on a Bio-weapon(WMD) a virus that countries make just to say they can make it. it somehow got released to the public and they are downplaying it. it's designed for mass depopulation. it acts as a flu-like symptom at first and it's real payload triggers after a certain time, possibly after the virus mutates for mass depopulation.
the Death toll is around 10,000+ the Flu symptom can be cured but the real danger is the 2nd stage that can not be cured.

>Wuhan is the city with the most protests against the government.

>express.co.uk/news/world/1231898/coronavirus-latest-chinese-woman-france-sneaked-in-infected-corona-virus-wuhan-weibo
A CHINESE woman who knew she was infected with the deadly coronavirus has disguised her symptoms by deliberately taking antipyretics and successfully boarded a plane to France. She then bragged about her actions online in photographs with friends she met on arrival, according to Chinese media sources.

>> No.16976692

>>16976215
this, you fucking pussies. Really dissapointed in 4chan. Bunch of fucking basedboys

>> No.16976696

>>16976692
90,000 infected in china

>> No.16976710

>>16976696
OH NO PEOPLE 60+ ARE DYING

>> No.16976711

>>16976692
Easy for you to say.. you haven't left the house in 2 years

>> No.16976733

>>16976711
and that's a good thing

>> No.16976746

>>16976689
https://www.pirbright.ac.uk/

funding by
Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation

>> No.16976750

>>16976733
pussy

>> No.16976758

>>16976750
lick it

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>>16976084
Tfw live in greenest of green zones but pray for outbreak anyway

>> No.16976789

>>16976758
i have the coronavirus

>> No.16976797

>>16976789
i noticed, your brain activity was down

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>>16976789