/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.16960374]

Where are the Skyjeets /biz/,
I had a dream, and I'm considering going all in SKY, need some confirmation from my fellow brethren

[Anonymous No.16960384]

>>16960374

[Anonymous No.16960386]

Ellie leen

[Anonymous No.16960430]

Lemme sniff

[Anonymous No.16960442]

>>16960384
it smells like shit trust me.

[Anonymous No.16960449]

Kinda looks underage. Reported just to be safe

[Anonymous No.16960458]

>>16960442

[Anonymous No.16960470]

All women are whores.

[Anonymous No.16960487]

>>16960374
what do i have to do to get a gf like this?

[Anonymous No.16960506]

>>16960374
Would rape and cum inside before killing her family, looting the vaults, burning down her village, and dragging her back as one my my harem.

[Anonymous No.16960510]

>>16960487
Look good, smell nice, and heres the hard bit-- talk to one.

[Anonymous No.16960521]

>>16960510
what should one say?

[Anonymous No.16960571]

>>16960521

Any answers, helloo

[Anonymous No.16961084]

>>16960458
lol

[Anonymous No.16961197]

>>16960449
based

[Anonymous No.16961264]

>>16960521
Show bobs

[Anonymous No.16961366]

>>16960521
Depends on the circumstances. 4chan autists probably aren't about to cold approach a gal, let alone successfully. Most relationships are started through friends or family. All of mine have been though university, school, work, I.e proximity. They've seen my face, i'm not just a random, so it's easy to just say "Hey, how's it going" ask them about their day and so on. Women love to talk, just let them talk and ask them questions about the things they're talking about. Throw some humor in if you can, ask them for drinks or coffee. usually if you live in a city there is something going on, food truck gathering, some outdoor show etc ask if they're going. Throw it out there, i'm going to see X on fri, you should come too. They're not retarded, at least not in this regard, they'll get the idea.

[Anonymous No.16961437]

>>16960384
Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.16961448]

>>16961437
imagine the fumes

[Anonymous No.16961494]

where is that one anon who always uses the same wojack and some type of story involving the logs out of OPs brapper pic

[Anonymous No.16961834]

>>16961366
>women love to talk
This is true but there are those shy, somewhat enigmatic dames that you have to break a bit. I usually let out a fart or two and see how they react. If they laugh that means you're in and shes chill. If she is repulsed than she's a bitch and you don't want her anyway. If she tries to waft and smell it than she's probably a redditor and you tell that bitch BYE.

[Anonymous No.16961846]

>>16961494
I think his absence today shows it really is just one dedicated autist

[Anonymous No.16961941]

>>16960521
Look up ToddV on youtube. PUA shit gets cringey fast but it helps overcome your autism for absolute beginners

[Anonymous No.16962022]

>>16961846
haha i'm glad someone else knows who and or what i'm talking about

[Anonymous No.16962065]

>>16962022
>>16961494
Scatanon decent chap. wouldn't be /biz/ without him

[Anonymous No.16962115]

>>16961366
Smart anon.
I’ve only ever dated co-workers, classmates in high school, and friends of friends. If you’re NEETing it your odds of getting a girlfriend are extraordinarily low.

[Anonymous No.16962210]

>>16960442
Why does it look so appetizing then?

[Anonymous No.16962329]

Sweet lord, she could turn even the most rock solid logs into a pancake with how tight those asscheeks are. I want her to shit a flap jack onto my face. Imagine that.

[Anonymous No.16962549]

>>16962210
it's just an illusion.

[Anonymous No.16962622]

>>16961366
ALSO IF A GIRL LIKES YOU, SHE WILL LITERALLY ALWAYS BE DOWN TO HANG OUT

Girls know what you are up to when you ask them to chill. If she says she's busy and seems uninterested in following up, just move on and stay as acquaintances.

[Anonymous No.16962814]

>>16961366
chekt and thispilled. Every girl I've ever dated/fucked I've met through school, work, or some sort of social gathering. It's easier if you have a gathering of clans , ie a party where your crew and their crew meet up to mingle.

[Anonymous No.16962826]

>>16960374
And yes, her body and style make me want to violate her badly.

[Anonymous No.16962838]

>>16962065
scatanon bestanon

[Anonymous No.16962854]

>>16962329
>no haha nor hehe
Its not you.

[Anonymous No.16962874]

[Anonymous No.16962944]

>>16961494
hello..

[Anonymous No.16962962]

>>16962329
>>16962944
we need your strength for the upcoming rally. never stop scatanon

[Anonymous No.16962979]

>>16962329
>>16962944
based scatanon imposters

[Anonymous No.16962984]

>>16960458
based

[Anonymous No.16963064]

>>16962329
>imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.16963329]

>>16962962
Scatanon is an idea, not a person. That makes him stronger.

[Anonymous No.16963671]

>>16963329
he's the hero we need, not what we deserve