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With an epidemic on hand, how can I short this / profit from this?

>> No.16952769
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>>16952758
sell picks and shovels

>> No.16952782
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>>16952758
buy property in africa. that's where the population boom is happening, and there won't be enough property for everyone.

>> No.16952799

>>16952782
THIS
Democratic People's Republic of the Congo and Nigeria are going to be fucking population powerhouse in our lifetime. All those africans need HOMES.

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>>16952769
insectoid are you ok???

>> No.16952813

>>16952782
>>16952799
lmao and you think you will get anything in return because those niggers will work to pay rent instead of just squatting? kekekeekekekek

>> No.16952821
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>>16952782
let's make Wakanda a real place :D

>> No.16952827
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>>16952769
>>16952782

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN FOR THESE FINANCIAL OPPORTUNITIES!!!!!!!

>> No.16952843

>>16952799
I think you misspelled GUNS AND AMMO.

>> No.16952889
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>>16952827
I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

>> No.16952912

I wonder if a global pandemic is actually what humanity needs. 90% of the population culled would vastly reduce our pressure on environmental resources. But with a pandemic instead of a war you don't destroy the infrastructure that our information systems are built around.
So you get back to a 500 million world pop (which is meant to be sustainable) but without us bombing each other into the ground and destroying all our amazing tech and artefacts.

Is this actually the best possible timeline?

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>>16952912
imagine that 500 mil was only european people then yeah would be based
>>16952827
pray to corona chan

>> No.16952973

>>16952964
your ID is the noises chickens make

>> No.16952989

>>16952827
I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!

>> No.16952996

>>16952758
is this like the SARS hoax?

>> No.16953000

>>16952827
nihao nihao i wuv u caronachan

>> No.16953020

I don't think anything is gonna happen desu, though this fucks up my plan to study on russia I guess t. latamerican
>>16952827
Love you corona-chan

>> No.16953029

>>16952813
LMAO not a chance. Im gunna let some chinese do it for me and invest in their schemes.

>> No.16953032

>>16952912
I'd settle for all the chinks, pajeets and pakis dying. Thats a good 50% right there. Then maybe half of the African niggers can die too.

>> No.16953211

>>16953032
all of the mexicans and central americans too please

>> No.16953256

>>16952973
kek

>> No.16953273

>>16952821
White people need to stop fucking around and just conquer the world already.

>> No.16953361

make an augur prediction market

>> No.16953363

>>16952827
Hey Corona chan babe I love you so very much you are so good you have a great day and I hope you’re having fun and I’ll see what’s happening with my car

>> No.16953415

>>16952996
Yup. And the bird flu, and the swine flu, and the ebola scares, and

>>16953361
>tfw someone tries to avoid losing their crypto on a reckless bet so they start spreading the virus

>> No.16954542

>>16952827
I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!!!!!!

>> No.16954547

>>16952758
Seriously bros, why are these chink insects even allowed to exist? no racism btw

>> No.16954563

>>16952827
I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!

>> No.16954585

>>16954547
the good news it's just one more reason to hate them

>> No.16954650

>>16952827
I love you corona chan

>> No.16954668
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>>16952827
I really don't get the hype for this shit disease. It's spreading slower than the regular cold.

>> No.16954684

>>16952827
I love you corona-chan!

>> No.16954820

>>16952827
I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!
>inoculation successful