/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.16950087]

How to stop being a lazy procrastinating snoozer?

[Anonymous No.16950102]

>>16950087
I dont know anon Im a snoozer

[Anonymous No.16950104]

>>16950087
You don't.

[Anonymous No.16950135]

>>16950087

[Anonymous No.16950146]

>>16950087
AHHHHHH IM SNOOOOOZZIIINNNGGGG

[Anonymous No.16950150]

>>16950087
>hasn't seen this sun rise in years
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.16950166]

>>16950146
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAHHHH

I-I-IM
IM GONNA SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZEE

[Anonymous No.16950169]

>>16950087
Stop watching porn unironically

[Anonymous No.16950173]

>>16950169
so start watching it ironically?

[Anonymous No.16950189]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUv4gfOln8w

[Anonymous No.16950206]

9-10 hours a night aint nothing, normal humans require at least 11 hours straight to function. the tales about people living on 6-8 hours sleep are just fairy tales...

[Anonymous No.16950221]

>10:45am
>(annoying iphone alarm sound)
>”huh?”
>rolls away from sound
>alarm continues
>”oh god...”
>bringbringbringbring
>uhhhhh oh uhhhh (unlocke phone)
>opens clock app
>UGHHHH AAAHHH I’m gonna-
>(hits snooze button) SNOOOOOOOZE AHHHHHH UGHHH ARGHH ugh argh mmmm, mmmmmm, snrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Anonymous No.16950224]

>>16950206
Might as well get 12 hours just to be sure.

[Anonymous No.16950256]

>>16950206
10 hours is the bare minimum i agree

[Anonymous No.16950257]

>>16950224
you think that will cover it? maybe anotehr 1-2 hours just to be safe.

[Anonymous No.16950289]

is there really an AI that is making these everyday out of the blue another one comes up that models life

[Anonymous No.16950309]

>>16950087
kek this was literally me last night

Felt like shit and went to bed at 8pm, woke up at 7am the next day

[Anonymous No.16950423]

>>16950206
Satoshi and Trump sleeps 4 hours a night, you've been jew'd.

[Anonymous No.16950438]

>>16950087
literally me

if i dont get at least 10 hours of sleep i must nap to get my snoozing in

[Anonymous No.16950444]

>>16950206
I usually get 7-8 hours of sleep a night. Last night I only got 6 hours and I unironically feel much more rested and full of energy. I don’t understand it.

[Anonymous No.16950445]

>>16950423
Youre the jew by trying to take away my sleep. Kys. Also, trump hates btc. Why the fuck would you put their names together as if they had the same ideals? Trump is also retarded. Not even comparable to satoshi

[Anonymous No.16950451]

>>16950087
>>16950102
>>16950104
>>16950150
>>16950166
>>16950206
>>16950221
>>16950438
i'm richer than all of you but very very jealous. i'm seething right now. i cant sleep more than 6 hrs no matter what...been this way for decades...feel like its killing me.

[Anonymous No.16950457]

>>16950445
The most important gentlemen of our generation. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.16950467]

>>16950451
after i stopped smoking weed sleeping became my drug since dreams are so fucking awesome

[Anonymous No.16950474]

>>16950451
>i'm richer than all of you
no you aren't

[Anonymous No.16950483]

>>16950451
I'll teach you how to sleep if you give me your money.

[Anonymous No.16950497]

>>16950221
based

[Anonymous No.16950500]

>>16950087
Whoa that's literally me

[Anonymous No.16950513]

>>16950474
statistically i'm in the top 0.5% of general pop...but thats like like top 0.005% of biz...

[Anonymous No.16950518]

>>16950483
could never do that...worrying about money is why i can't sleep....always having 8 plans going in my head for any eventuality. plan B's for plan B's.

[Anonymous No.16950547]

>>16950423
Satoshi died at 23 and Trump has a coke habit

[Anonymous No.16950553]

>>16950087
The older I get the more I look forward to going to bed every night.

[Anonymous No.16950596]

>>16950553
Based. Can't wait till I never wake up myself.

[Anonymous No.16950687]

>>16950518
Then you are not rich at all. You're probably nigger rich

[Anonymous No.16950812]

>>16950087
shit that's literally me, sleeping 12h a day since i quit wow a month ago

[Anonymous No.16950847]

>>16950513
>he doesn't realize /biz/ is actually richer than the general populace

[Anonymous No.16950890]

You all niggers should read about REM, SEM, and polyphase dreaming.

tldr; wake up after sleeping multiplies of 1,5h frames to wake up energized.
Sleeping 7,5h is unironically better than sleeping 8h.

[Anonymous No.16950913]

You should sleep more instead of trying to please Daddy Capitalism.

[Anonymous No.16951181]

>>16950206
bro, I sleep 4-5 hrs a night. I've done this since I was deployed in Afghanistan 10 years ago.

[Anonymous No.16951506]

>>16950206
This is when you carb load
Carnivore diet I only need 4 hours sleep

[Anonymous No.16951537]

>>16950812
Good job anon. Those type of games are horrible for your well being

[Anonymous No.16951545]

>>16950547
Funny how you state a bunch of lies then fail to mention Nancy Pelosi the drunk

[Anonymous No.16951615]

>>16950847
Sure mister we all have many rupees

[Anonymous No.16951631]

>>16950890
Leonardo Da Vinci was well known for polyphasic sleeping. Unironically he was a NEET too

[Anonymous No.16951639]

>>16950457
You like the taste of trump's cum? This is pathetic. Not even I am this thirsty when it comes to women and you are that thirsty with trump. Absolutely beta.

[Anonymous No.16951701]

>>16950444
sleep cycles last about 90 hours. waking up in the middle of one makes you groggy, whereas at the start or beginning of one leave you feeling energetic.

6 hours is 360 minutes, so four sleep cycles (90x4)

7 hours is 420 minutes, so 4.6 sleep cycles
8 hours is 480 minutes, so 5.3 sleep cycles

if you're going to sleep that long, go for 7 and a half hours.

[Anonymous No.16951741]

Fuck you, lucid dreaming is based and redpilled. More fun than real life anyway, at least I'm not a virgin in my dreams.

[Anonymous No.16951812]

>>16950445
>>16951639
>Why are you paying attention to the leader of the most powerful nation on earth?
Never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.16951820]

>>16951701
>sleep cycles last about 90 hours. waking up in the middle of one makes you groggy
>last about 90 hours
Thanks doc

[Anonymous No.16951825]

>>16950513
The general pop.......... of serbia

[Anonymous No.16951858]

>>16951812
>gulp gulp gulp gulp
62% of trump supporters would support him no matter what.

Youre in a cult. Beta male

[Anonymous No.16951865]

I'd rather invest a solid 9 hours sleeping everyday than risk having alzheimer's, diabetes and heart disease later in life.

[Anonymous No.16951869]

Cant snooze because Im a incel and get a hard weenie in the morning, i have to tug tug tug and lick my hand but my mouth is so dry because of the pills i popped last night so I use the feces that is built up on my bed sheets and smear the fecal matter all over my beins and think of Kiki Sukizane as i reach my finger covered in crusty fecal matter into my mouth for more saliva and think of Kiki doing a log split in her g string on my face, rubb harder and harder, I hear mother call and with her voice it sets me off and I shooooooot Coooooooooooooom all over my shit covered bed .... Ahhhh now I can snoooooooooooooooze. Snoooooooooooooooooooze.

[Anonymous No.16951913]

>>16951858
BLARGH OMG 62% of people support him so that means they would not matter what its a cult its not like I hate him for listening to mainstream media and roasties who go out and "protest" by screeching at anyone who engages them for bleeding heart bullshit movements. YOUR SUCH A NAZI RAAAAGGAHGHGH
Get some sleep homo, you're in a PMS rage.

[Anonymous No.16951947]

>>16951701
I love how videoguy yeeted that dinosauric motherfucker while still being environmentally conscious and wildlife friendly. What a guy

[Anonymous No.16951970]

>>16951913
>62% of people support him so that means they would not matter what
hats not what I said, retard. I didnt say 62% support him. I said of those that do, 62% would support him no matter what.

Republicans cant fucking read lmfao!

[Anonymous No.16951979]

>>16951913
>caps lock
>says im raging
>STOOOP RAGIIIING WHAAAAA
Kek

[Haley Sales No.16951986]

>>16950087
Ask me what you need to do next.

[Anonymous No.16951989]

>>16951865
Based health nut

[Anonymous No.16952002]

>>16951913
here, you illiterate monkey: https://www.google.com/amp/s/thehill.com/homenews/administration/469058-poll-62-of-trump-supporters-say-nothing-the-president-could-do-would%3famp

[Anonymous No.16952008]

>>16950087
Why the fuck so normalfags think "contributing to society" is important? That's fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.16952033]

>>16952008
This. This society fucks you. It is our duty to fuck it back.

[Anonymous No.16952216]

>>16952002
>thehill.com
You are just proving my point retard. The MSM has proven themselves deceitful and pushing their agendas beyond a show of a doubt. The fact that you still trust them is more telling than anything else you say. You do not view people as individuals with independent thought, you view them as groups and judge them accordingly.
Trump supporter = this or that view
republican means they view this issue the same way all other republicans do
You have an NPC mentality and project that on to everyone around you.

[Anonymous No.16952255]

>>16950173
>so start watching it ironically?
Yeah that means you watch it for the storyline

[Anonymous No.16952298]

This is fukng bad

[Anonymous No.16952335]

>>16950221
cozy af

[Anonymous No.16952336]

>>16950087
>AAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GONA SNOOZE!!!! ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
big kek

[Anonymous No.16952372]

Anyone else unable to truly sleep soundly because you're constantly worried about all the shit you have to do the next day and how you still haven't made it?

[Anonymous No.16952381]

>>16952216
You stupid ass retard.

1. Google it. It is a common stat.

2. Cult mentality. You think everything that goes against your god trump is "fake news".

Imagine being part of the 62% and being too retarded to see that. Trumptards, everyone.

[Anonymous No.16952451]

>>16952216
>whaaaaaa facts hurt my feelings
shut the fuck up, beta male.

Even MORE sources for you lazy uneducated ass:

1. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/poll-62percent-of-trump-fans-say-they-support-him-no-matter-what/ar-AAJTBXW

2. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.dailycaller.com/2019/11/05/poll-donald-trump-voters-support-even-guilty-crime

3. https://alltop.com/viral/62-of-trump-supporters-say-nothing-would-change-their-mind-about-him

there are even MORE, you lazy piece of SHIT. Dont like these? Dyor

[Anonymous No.16952459]

>>16950087
My dreams are way too fun and more entertaining then any other form of media.
The more sleep the better I always get at least 7 but strive for 9.

[Anonymous No.16952539]

>>16950451
stop drinking caffeine retard

[Anonymous No.16952612]

>>16950087
>>16950102
>>16950146
>>16950206
>>16950309
>>16950438
>>16950500
>>16952298
snoozer reporting for duty

[Anonymous No.16952621]

I'm a snoozer too, i tell my mom im hibernating until crypto moons

[Anonymous No.16952680]

I just can't sleep that long anymore. A year of erratic wagie wake up times and caffine abuse has killed my ability to just sleep for hours more. I do lay around a lot still though.

[Anonymous No.16952701]

>>16952680
>I do lay around a lot still though.

effective for a body, but not a sound mind

[Anonymous No.16952744]

>>16952451
>muh orange man
imagine seething this hard

[Anonymous No.16953005]

>>16952451
>>16952381
You still at it? Bro, I am at work and am just checking these threads occasionally. The fact that you sperg out this much for being called on on your NPC bullshit is just more proof of it. I am not trying to make you feel like shit telling you this. Start thinking for yourself rather than conforming to the ideas of everyone around you. Look in to things people try to get you to accept as true and mock you for looking deeper in to them. You too can become an alt righter, it just takes more effort than pleasing mommy.

[Anonymous No.16953077]

>>16950087
>everyone thinks hes dead
>actually he is snooooozing til the singularity

[Anonymous No.16953206]

>>16952744
>>16953005
>Whaaaaaaaaaa fake news!

I use facts. What do trumptards do? Shitpost and say facts are for NPCs. Kek. Sad being in a cult.

[Anonymous No.16953222]

>>16953206
>I use facts.
>everything the mainstream media says are facts

[Anonymous No.16953230]

>>16950087
How do i achieve this?

[Anonymous No.16953333]

>>16950087
>"Ahhh 11:30am, time to wake up."

[Anonymous No.16953552]

>>16953222
>every data against trump is fakenews!!

[Anonymous No.16953571]

>>16950206
When I'm consistent with working out 9 hours is my absolute minimum to feel 100% the next day. I also take an average of 45 minutes to fall asleep each night. Is this normal?

[Anonymous No.16953598]

I lay in bed up to 16 hours. I've practiced meditation, Astral projection, lucid dreaming since I was a young lad. Every night I delve into mystical realms of parallel reality and whimsy

[Anonymous No.16953606]

Honest answer: Vyvanse changed my life. I set the alarm 1 hour before I need to wake up, take a Vyvanse with a big glass of water, return to sleep, and wake up an hour later. I get so much shit done now. It's amazing.

[Anonymous No.16953611]

Does anybody else imagine Hammer Smashed Face whenever they're readding coomer posts like these?
>>16950146
>>16950150
>>16950166
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[Anonymous No.16953637]

>>16953606

What did you tell them to get a prescription? I've noticed the vanse cures my depression and lethargy

[Anonymous No.16953697]

>>16953637
ADHD. It's kind of true, but I think it's mostly due to the fact that I find my job so boring kek. I don't have trouble focussing otherwise. The doc gave me a simple sheet to fill out ("Do you have trouble finishing tasks? [Agree] [Disagree]").

[Anonymous No.16953783]

>>16950087
Sleep with the curtains open, get that morning sun right in your eyes.
Start sleeping with a girl who has a job, I've had to start getting up at 7am with her.
>>16950890
Polyphase is a meme.
But you're right about sleeping 7.5 > 8hours, waking up between REM cycles is best like >>16951701 anon says
>>16951865
You want to stave all three of those off - move to a neighborhood with UNEVEN FOOTPATHS. I'm not even joking.
Rugged terrain not only will improve your cardio well into old age, it will keep you alert in a way that walking across smooth single plane surfaces won't - staving off Alzheimer's, and the energy exertion of constantly changing elevation will burn more calories.

[Anonymous No.16953800]

>>16953697
Wtf anon. Is that the process to get adderall or vyvanse? I legitimately can’t seem to focus on anything for more than 10 mins without feeling excruciating boredom

[Anonymous No.16953820]

>>16950457
Until Trump ends the central banking system in America he's just another political puppet. Good on him for cracking down on human trafficking though.

[Anonymous No.16953844]

>>16950087
any other snoozer here set their alarm two hours before you actually need to get up, just to experience that wave of relief that you don't need to actually get up yet and can go back to sleep?

[Anonymous No.16953930]

>>16951970
>>16951979
>>16952002
>responding three times to the same post
yikes, stay obsessed beta bitchboi

[Anonymous No.16953952]

>>16953844
no but that's fucking genius

[Anonymous No.16953953]

>>16953844
yes, but I usually do it for 40 min before I actually need to get up so I don't interrupt my long snooze too early but can still get that feeling while getting an extra short little snooze in.

[Anonymous No.16953961]

>>16953844
Imagine being this based

[Anonymous No.16953970]

>>16950173
based

[Anonymous No.16953974]

>>16953844
An hour for me

[Anonymous No.16953983]

>>16950206
My life changed when I started getting 7+. 7 hours is now the minimum for me.

Everything in my life improved, weight training, recovery, sex, cognitive function, etc.

It's crazy people actually get less than 7 hours and it's spooky how they brag about being retarded

[Anonymous No.16954022]

if i coom i snooze
if i don't coom, the sexual energy builds up and i can't sleep. i'm basically in bed, tossing and turning with an erection on a tues night and there's no where to go within walking distance to get pussy. this is why the wagie cycle is connected to living near downtown/city centres.
so if i do work and don't coom, then the only way to get decent sleep is to exhaust myself through gymcelling it. but problem is i get tired after work and take a nap which makes it harder to sleep by 10pm at night. ero to work and get adequate sleep i need to hire outcall hookers or something. getting a gf wouldn't work because it's more drama and financially draining.

anyway thanks for reading my blogpoast.

[Anonymous No.16954039]

>>16953983

7.5 hours is my minimum. Preferably 7.5-8 with a 30 minute nap when I get home from work. Prehistoric peoples weren't just constantly up, they were sleeping often.

[Anonymous No.16954038]

>>16954022
*ergo

also as implied i am trying to avoid the masturbation option but end up doing it out of desperation to sleep. wine or beer also help me sleep. i've snoozed so much i pretty much can't hold down a full-time job anymore.

[Anonymous No.16954249]

>>16950087
>waking up at 11:30
Try 5 PM casual