Anons, i made it

[Anonymous No.16949671]

Finally, next month i'm starting to work in my first job at 26y.o

[Anonymous No.16949689]

>>16949671
Now you can understand why we all want to kill ourselves

[Anonymous No.16949693]

sorry to break it to you but everyone with a job will be the first to die of the coronavirus

tough luck anon rip

[Anonymous No.16949697]

>>16949671
>Goes wagecucking
>Made it

[Anonymous No.16949709]

So you got a job and will probably have to wagecuck for at least 40 years before you can retire. And you call that making it?

[Anonymous No.16949891]

>>16949709
I'm going to invest 90% of my income. I hope i do better than that

[Anonymous No.16950254]

>>16949891
So you're going to gamble your hard earned money on shitcoins. Nice.

[Anonymous No.16950291]

>>16949671
First paycheck all in link, then next paycheck all in link, then third paycheck all in link.

Now you will make it

[Anonymous No.16950366]

>>16950291
based

[Anonymous No.16950405]

>>16949671
Anon, please listen to me. Take a chunk of your paycheck and put it into long term investments. Take a smaller chunk of your paycheck and put it into an account for trading and speculation.

Have fun, be 26, you only get to live your 20s once. But don't forget you are going to be around after your 20s and invest accordingly. There are huge gains to be made.

Working might be a necessary evil for you. Work to minimize it. The earlier you start the more successful you will be.

[Anonymous No.16950509]

>>16950405
put that 90% all in on btc like me, dont be a pussy. Your 20's are meant for risking everything.

[Anonymous No.16950525]

>>16949671
Good luck OP. First weeks are hard, but after that it is all fine.

[Anonymous No.16950726]

I’ll also soon become 26. started wage cucking last year. I’ll gamble my way into filthy richness with btc

[Anonymous No.16950783]

you are starting so late that it doesn't matter, unless you have connections or some hot qualifications you are fucked for life. i did the same thing.

[Anonymous No.16950855]

>>16949891
>>16950291
Unironically chainlink is a great buy as a crypto with high expected return from here on and *relatively* low risk because so many of the breadcrumbs and connections are being borne out. But you should also allocate some portion to newer shitcoins that havent had a 10x yet. Find something with government connections and a marketcap of less than $10 million and dont be afraid to dump a couple grand on it as a big balls hold. Making a 30x return on link is comfy, but making 500x on something less obvious is the real fastest path to making it. Not even going to name specific projects because that inevitably draws the retards out of the woodwork with accusations of pajeet shilling.

[Anonymous No.16950862]

>>16949671
Welcome to hell!

[Anonymous No.16950883]

>>16950862
>>16949671
Op's gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.16950886]

>>16949671
What kind of faggot doesn't have a job at 19 or 20. You're way behind on real world exp. Lemme guess, you work at Dairy Queen.

[Anonymous No.16951921]

I'm about to be 27 so I just went back to school to finish my Compsci degree. The best I could do now is get a IT security job but I'll be damn if I'm forced to get some warehouse job

[Anonymous No.16952393]

>>16949693
>Be me
>Has a job but need to get a couple more licenses for which will take at least another month thus I don't need to go outside
>Doesn't run into anyone since parents snowbird, I cook my own food and I'm a NEE who runs into at max 10 people a week.

Am I gonna live boys or am I dead?

[Anonymous No.16952412]

>>16949891
>>16950254
Better than spending all your money on stupid consumerist got products

[Anonymous No.16952478]

>>16949671
>made it
>first job
>26 yo
Progress is progress, so good job anon, but never be satisfied

[Anonymous No.16952492]

>>16949671
good job anon.
guaranteed income is the foundation for all investment and trade

[Anonymous No.16952513]

I am 29 and ran 3 companies as CEO so far and don't have any degree at all but you did well anon good for you

[Anonymous No.16952518]

Match your employers 401k and start buying houses that you’ll rent out. It’s tough work, but with exponential growth, you’ll be retired by 40.

[Anonymous No.16952572]

>>16952513
I need some sauce on how that happened. Did you found any of the 3 companies? What was the Net income of the most recent one and how many years in business?

[Anonymous No.16952602]

>>16952412
lol at least consoomers have something physical in their hands

put it in ETFs

[Anonymous No.16952607]

>>16952572
He’s CEO of NEET Corp.