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ITT we create a church of Chainlink to avoid taxes

We already have the basics covered. The literature is the white paper and we worship on biz. Doctrine of never swinging Link. Seems like we need some ministers and a school.

>> No.16949026

Chainlink cult drinks from gematria, saturn lore, and escaping the matrix. I'm pretty sure we can make a religion out of this

>> No.16949035

We all meet here everyday never mind once a week, I'm in

>> No.16949095

>>16949026

Exactly once we get the mythos solidified and establish a physical place of worship and schooling we should be home free legally. Does anyone know if we can just Cayman Islands our church like Sergey did?

>> No.16949273
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>>16948998
Sergey, you are my Oracle;
I will exalt you and praise your decentralized network,
for in perfect trustlessness
you have done wonderful things,
things planned long ago.
Rory 25:1

>> No.16949316

>... and Sergey said to the people of the world "Decentralized Oracles", and the people were happy.
Cube 10:14

>> No.16949352

>.. but the men of the old business world made their riches in the confusion of the old legal system. When the most powerful companies in the world connected to the Chainlink ecosystem the light of truth crushed the old devious ways.
Shadowfork 3:16

>> No.16949370

>>16948998
Not even trying to be subtle anymore lmao, nice work deepak

>> No.16949534

Would join

>> No.16949587

>>16948998
I'm willing to be an alter boy, or the nearest equivalent. Provided of course that our church endorses sodomy.

>> No.16950222

I worship the blue cube of sergey

>> No.16950232

>>16948998
We need a 100k+ link chad to step up and buy a church or somethin

>> No.16950282

>irs: pay income tax on your staking profits
>church of link member: staking returns are not profits, they are signs of God’s blessing and must either grow the stack or be spent hedonism. Staking BLESSINGS are religious artifacts, like relics or proof of miracles, and not property with a monetary value. Just as how it would be wrong for the Catholic Church to sell a relic of a saint, so too is it wrong for a Linkie to sell his link for fiat. The church. Can offer a relic to a potential new church if it means expanding the church into a new region, and so linkies can exchange their staking blessings for private islands, private jets, cars, houses in exotic locations, in order to spread Saturn’s influence.

>> No.16950316

>>16950282
>either grow the stack or be spent hedonism
Correction: blessings must be used to grow the stack or expand the church’s reach via private jet, motorcade, yacht, mansions in places where Saturn is not yet recognized as the true God. We are all missionaries and our work is very expensive

>> No.16950336

>>16948998
Fuck yes. I’m in. I’ve worshipped nearly every day for two years now.

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16950340

>mfw ordained minister

>> No.16950380

>>16948998
too much work man. dont feel like it rn

>> No.16950392

>>16948998
Saturn/Cube worship

>> No.16950434

>>16948998
I'm in. Is there a One True Church of Kek yet?

>> No.16950520

>>16948998
Brilliant. Linkies will be the anti-jews, using jewish tactics like this.

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>>16948998
All you need in pic related

>> No.16950546

>>16948998
genius. I'm in. This is basically a religion for me anyways. I believe in the cube more than anything else.

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16950591

the eucharist

>> No.16950922

>>16948998
make weed a sacred plant. So using it and growing it IS LEGAL WOHO!!!

>> No.16951024

It’s simple we worship the truth
Truth of values

>> No.16951047

>>16949026
just create a chainlink synagogue at this point. This idiots unknowingly worship jewish schizophrenic numerology

>> No.16951257

>>16948998
The real question is can we actually do this?

>> No.16951378

>>16950591
I laughed
Thanks for making me laugh anon

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>>16948998
>Doctrine of never swinging Link.

Forgive me Sergey, for I have sinned

>> No.16951911
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16951911

>>16950222
Ccccccheckers

>> No.16952847

>>16951257
Start memeing it and we’ll find out

>> No.16953254

>>16951911
Checked

>> No.16953319

>>16950340
Saint!