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16944410 No.16944410 [Reply] [Original]

Ever since I started telling people to have sex, I have noticed that I am not having as much sex with my gf. Why is it like this.

>> No.16944420

thats normal, women will start using it more and more to make you a cuck

>> No.16944434

>>16944410
What goes around comes around. There's only a limited amount of sex available on the planet.

>> No.16944468

>>16944420
That’s not it though. It’s directly correlated with telling people to have sex.

>> No.16945062

>>16944434
this but unironically
people are listening to your advice, so the cosmic balance of sex has shifted from you to them
rejoice in the knowledge your wise words affect the world, you didn't need to have sex that much anyway op

>> No.16945074

have sex

>> No.16945085

>>16944410
seek genital frictions

>> No.16945091

>>16944410
have sex

>> No.16945100

>>16944410
>Why is it like this.
Because the universe listens. And it realizes that you need to spend some time as incel to develop. So you are slowly becoming an incel.