I need to be rich

[Anonymous No.1693214]

How do I make millions

[Anonymous No.1693218]

>>1693214
suck 1 million dicks for $1

[Anonymous No.1693248]

Start a business

[Anonymous No.1693251]

>>1693218
If that really was a realistic path to riches why isn't every woman doing it?

[Anonymous No.1693261]

>>1693251
Self respect

[Anonymous No.1693263]

>>1693214
Save money and invest conservatively for two decades.

https://networthify.com/calculator/earlyretirement

[Anonymous No.1693268]

Learn how to fix computers and launch a business.

[Anonymous No.1693271]

>>1693214
To get rich legally, realistically, you have a few options.

>stocks
Stocks can make you rich but you need to be an absolute legend at trading to consistently make over 20% per year. If you're a newfag or just bad, you would be lucky to not lose money.
>starting a business
Viable, but be warned. If you start one, chances are that you will either be absolutely loaded or just hanging on, if that. It's all up to you. If you have what it takes, go for it by all means.
>simple luck
Lots of sides to this. You can be born with a sliver spoon in the mouth, risk it all in a casino, or buy lotto tickets. However, the odds of any of these scenarios happening are almost zero in most cases.

[Anonymous No.1693297]

>>1693214
https://youtu.be/pBzA_59F98I

[Anonymous No.1693323]

>>1693271
>make over 20% per year
not realistic. Even the best traders are doing 15-20%

[Anonymous No.1693612]

do something and BE LUCKY

[Anonymous No.1693622]

>>1693214

Do what all the people who are currently worth millions did to obtain their millions.

[Anonymous No.1693624]

>>1693214
Start a company providing a necessary and in demand resource and slowly expand and invest in yourself and the market, and over several years you will become rich.

[Anonymous No.1693626]

>>1693214
most people that made millions own businesses.

most of those businesses are in trades.

the fraction that aren't in trades are lawyers, engineers, geologists, doctors.

[Anonymous No.1693644]

>>1693214
buy bitcoins

[Anonymous No.1693648]

Good advice

[Anonymous No.1694254]

>>1693622
So start a business.

[Anonymous No.1694260]

>>1693644
dubs confirms it

[Anonymous No.1694356]

bitcoin 10k in a year

[Anonymous No.1694358]

Suck a million dicks for a dollar each.

[Anonymous No.1694362]

>>1693214
by thinking for your self and not being a lazy faggot asking a lazy simple minded faggot question on biz because your too much of a man child to have your own ideas

[Anonymous No.1694365]

>>1693251
They are. look at the escorts and instagram thots

[Anonymous No.1694516]

>>1693214

[Anonymous No.1694592]

>>1693218
Assuming a modest rate of 1 dick sucked every 5 minutes for 8 hours a day, and the FUCKING WHORE worked everyday out of a year, it would take just over two centuries to get a million dollars at that price point. And this is not factoring inflation, costs from oral cancer care, etc.

[Anonymous No.1695394]

>>1694358
terrible album.

[Anonymous No.1695405]

>>1693251
Some women don't have the drive.

[Anonymous No.1695994]

>>1694592
Streamline, glory hole on Craigslist. $30 a blowjob. Swap hoes when they need to sleep. Ford style nigga, have them line around the corner.

Authorities get free for protection

[Anonymous No.1695995]

>>1694592
>>1695994
Or OP could do it himself like the go-getter he is. Just adderall and sucking, and talk in a feminine voice.

[Anonymous No.1695999]

>>1693214
Go back in time and buy bitcoin then short bitcoin, then buy more bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.1696052]

Suck 100 million Cocks for $.01 each or own 1000 bitcoins

[Anonymous No.1696107]

If we all know, we'd be millionaire and wouldn't be on this board.

[Anonymous No.1696536]

>>1693271
What about real estate?\

I read that the only way to realistically be rich is

[1] Sales of any Kind
[2] Wall Street
[3] Entrepreneurship

your thoughts bro?

[Anonymous No.1696559]

>>1696536
All good, but sales seems a bit sketchy unless you get the profits. Wall Street is the best if you have a LOT of dosh, to the tune of ~2.5 million in capital or more. That will allow you to get upwards of a million dollars a year, provided you can keep it at 8-10% in dividends.

[Anonymous No.1696580]

So we have
suck a million dicks
go back in time and buy bitcoins
stocks which unless your a "legend" at trading you will just go broke again
start a businesses but you need an idea and skill to execute the idea which you probably dont have and cant do
put all your money on red/black on the roulette table
become a lawyer, engineer, geologist or doctor which you probably cant do either(lets be realistic here)
wall street but you need to pretty much be a millionaire in the first place

only option you got is sucking a million dicks
sorry OP

[Anonymous No.1696612]

>>1696580
Kek'd

[Anonymous No.1696636]

>>1693261
Doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.1697422]

>>1696580
this should be the sticky

[Anonymous No.1698048]

>>1696580
i made myself sad with this post
the only way im going to get rich is by sucking a million dicks too

[Anonymous No.1698437]

>>1696107
martin shkreli visits this board, he is a multimillionaire

[Anonymous No.1698558]

>>1696580
>geologist
Wait what? Why?

[Anonymous No.1698584]

error 404: not found

[Anonymous No.1698629]

>>1698558
i just compiled what was already in the thread in a humorous way,will adding my own spin

geologist according to google only make 90k a year

[Anonymous No.1698915]

>>1698437
No, he doesn't.
He visited once and couldn't even navigate the site. Why lie, faggot?

Also, Notch has visited 4chan though, and he's a billionaire.

[Anonymous No.1699994]

>>1693297
Dumb advice, most bank robbers ended up in jail, to be successful with that is a 0,01% chance.

[Anonymous No.1700309]

>>1693251
Starts at age 18:
100/h, 4h/d= 400/d (need to allocate cleanup/travel/fitness time)
600x261=104k/y

I assume it's because most women are retarded and can't keep it up as a fulltime job/manage their finances/are under control of a pimp.

[Anonymous No.1700315]

>>1698915
Notch is literally just your average manchild who got lucky. He ripped off another game, made billions, and now sits alone in his giant mansion playing vidya.