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Imagine you're a Jew.
Treacherous. Backstabbing. Obsessed with profits.
Shamelessly immoral. You never tip and sometimes steal from the tip jar.
Constantly eating bagels, but scared to death of the ovens they're baked in.
Your only friend is a jannie. You love watching him ban everything people love.
You're fat, disgusting, and alone.

What are you investments?

>> No.16915019

>>16915010
>thinly veiled biz inappropriate post
Shame on you, scum. We love Jews here.

>> No.16915052

>>16915019
Post your investments, jew.

>> No.16915064

>>16915010
That's a ferengi. One thing Star trek got right is that there Jews even in space.

>> No.16915068

>>16915052
>faggot replying to his own faggot thread

>> No.16915077

>>16915068
Oy vey another Shoah

>> No.16915085

>>16915064
the most hilarious part of that is star trek was a thinly veiled attempt to shill communism. the fact that they went so far to pull the 'dirty j ew' card is pretty funny.

>> No.16915089
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>>16915010
>What are you investments?
30% federal reserve stock
10% ExxonMobil stock
10% defense industry stock (boeing, northrup grumman, lockheed martin)
10% goldman sachs stock
40% porn industry investments (pornhub, blacked, xvideos... etc)

>> No.16915102

>>16915019
i didnt get that memo kike.

>> No.16915120

>>16915102
>the Jews made me do it! I’m a failure because Jews! Ahhhh someone please help me get rid of them because I’m too incompetent to help myself, which is the fault of Jews!!!
That’s because you came from /pol/ in 2017, sheep. And guess what? I’m a god loving Christian, unlike you, a Jew fearing faggot.

>> No.16915135

>>16915089
sounds like a solid investment desu

>> No.16915246

>>16915010
its da joos fault not mine i suck at life now i need whitey to give me gibs

thats how you sound and sage

>> No.16915275

>>16915120
you are no christian kike faggot.

>> No.16915287

>>16915068
He replied to your post you fucking retard

>> No.16915297

>>16915275
>pajeet tier response, mimicking what I said
Way to out yourself. Go find a toilet.

>> No.16915315
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16915315

So... everything is the same except I like jannies?

I also give money to the homeless JUST BECAUSE I want them to be able to buy drugs and alcohol.

>> No.16915332

>>16915010
I cannot see any defects in there

>> No.16915339

>>16915297
lol i have more respect for street shitters that you, parasite.

>> No.16915383

>>16915246
>>16915315
Post your investments you fucking subhumans

>> No.16915397

>>16915010
There's nothing immoral about not tipping. In fact tipping is only required in burgerland and that's only because the kikes that run restaurant corporations dont want to pay their workers a fair wage. Not my problem retards

>> No.16915415

>>16915339
>believing people care about what sub trash level scum “respects”
A good Christian loves. That is the only rule. I give love to my fellow humans, and Jews are humans and I love them the same. Since you’re not human, I don’t care for you at all, but when you die alone and miserable it will be the will of the Universe, not mine or yours.

>> No.16915478

>>16915415
ok, kike.

>> No.16915519

>>16915019
>>16915246
>>16915415
>0.1 shekels was deposited into your account
Wow chaim, you idf kikes sure are doing a lot of overtime today.

>> No.16915522

>>16915415
>I love all humans but hate the ones I classify as non human
Nice hypocrisy bro

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>>16915019

>> No.16915567

>>16915068
>op replied to me, look at that

You sure believe craig is satoshi right?

>> No.16915619

>>16915383
I'm a tranny loving subhuman retard and I only invest in chainlink and silver. No mainstream coins or metals for me!

>> No.16915648

Contrary to popular myth, Jews aren't misers with their money. What they do is take out favorable loans, overextend themselves in an investment class, work their jew magic and then sell out at a higher price.

Helps when you have Uncle Moshe who is a VP at Goldman Sachs.

>> No.16915674

>>16915648
everyone can be a vp at goldmans desu. there are literally hundreds if not thousands of vps there. its just above basic bitch analyst.

>> No.16915717

>>16915674
And they're going hard in the direction of appearing pro-woman after that apple card PR disaster

>> No.16915772

>>16915010
can you cool it with the antisemitic remarks?