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>had a big McDonald's binge last night (literally multiple Chad and blonde GigaStacey couples there, which was demoralising)
>bought cookies and ate those at home to mark my last binge; somehow didn't feel fat
>woke up
>drank coffee, browsed internet, read 55 pages of a non-pseudy and enjoyable nonfiction book
>went to gym, lifted heavy weights
>went home, did chores, put £80 in to my current account because I bought junk food every day this month
>went to central London for my usual walk while listening to CumTown; felt sad at seeing Chad and Stacey couples
>walked through park; walked through famous museum; saw old stuff
>now drinking my sombre Sunday evening coffee; unsure if I'll binge tonight; the wagecage beckons

I heard a woman speaking Chinese on the train and for the first few seconds I thought it was someone speaking English with the "cash me ousside, how bout dat" accent.

I had this feeling on Friday after work of having been looking forward to something all week, but I totally forgot what it was, if it even existed.

There was this moment last night during my coffee where I saw this Stacey sitting about 20 ft in front of me. A few minutes later I was unironically writing a list of books I've finished reading this year, looked up, and she was kissing her Chad bf. I'm so pathetic and hopeless.

There's a guy at work who started his job at the same time as me who is already on multiple useless committees and a gogetting attitude and I worry so much that he's going to be ten times more successful than me in life.

I remember lying in my bed, browsing the internet on my phone, in 2015, enjoying the Trump campaign, and telling myself I'd work hard on stuff soon, tomorrow.

I daydream about being Prime Minister and cutting large sections of the budget.

Life as a Tinder era ugly male is decrushalising. I should stop walking around outside and focus fully on work and doing productive stuff in my free time. No grill has ever been attracted to me.

>> No.16914718

You need to start doing actual projects of your own. This is the only way you'll break out of this and find a woman.

>> No.16914897

>>>/fit/54100893

>> No.16915167

>>16914897
Yo I thought I was going crazy for a sec

subsimulatorgpt2

>> No.16915289

>>16914692
Didn't you make a blog post last sunday london anon ?
I've done fuck all this week end. See no point in going out pluss I cant afford to do anything.
All my wage goes on rent and savings, it's hard to survive on £200 a month. Be thankful you can even eat at McDonald's. All I will be eating next week is rice and beans. Thank god my work place has free fruit and breakfast cereal.
I've also had to start riding my bike to work because I cant afford the bus or train.

Why do I do this ? I do this because I'm building my own business and I know these things take time and sacrifice. You sound like a middle class pseudo intellectual pussy.
Just bite the bullet and speak to girls, any girls! What's the worst they will say anon ? No ?
So what ! Just keep talking to girls untill you find one that you can have a laugh with.

>> No.16915610

>>16914692
>is a slob
>i just dont understand why im single guys

>> No.16915656

Honk and the world honks with you.
Brap and you brap alone

>> No.16915826

>>16914692
what book?

>> No.16915883
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16915883

>Chad and Stacy
>At McDonalds

wtf I thought they were supposed to be fit and shit

>> No.16915934

>>16915883
chad and stacey eat whatever they want, their great genetics compensate

>> No.16916944

Absolutely based as always

>> No.16917274

>>16915656
You'll never brap alone

>> No.16917297

>>16914692
You are a future mass shooter. You better shape up and get help m8

>> No.16917316

>>16915883
No shit nigger. McDicks in my area are full of 18-20 yo cuties. Happy, blonde, tight, cheerful. Guess they turn into tatted saggy bags of fat only after 25 and few spins on cock&travel&fastfood carousel.
I understand how crushing that might be for a sensitivefag like londonanon

>> No.16917328

Based londonbro

>> No.16917329

>>16914692
I'm going to find you and drug you, then rape your butthole, then I'm going to drop you off in Yardie territory outside a rave so they can make fun of your half naked pathetic self when you finally wake up.