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Blockchain startup Holochain and StudioFriction have announced an exciting new collaboration earlier today. Holochain is slated to help bring in extra blocks, chains, and whips to the art studio to help local performers in Denver, CO follow their dreams of being part of a progressive community of sex-positive bondage enthusiasts.

Holochain is valued at over $100 million making this the biggest partnership a rope studio has ever had.

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Holo X Rope

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Statement from strong female CEO of Holochain, Mary Camacho Sanchez Carradine-Robbins:

tons of great companies have been lead and founded by sexual deviants. bill gates likes to tie his dick and balls up on a leash and have little kids walk his junk around like a dog on epsteins island. john mcaffee likes to get under glass tables and watch bolivians take a shit while he pleasures himself. michael bloomberg enjoys taking a bunch of meth and DMT with a vibrator up his ass and having his heart temporarily stopped by someone in an 16th century executioner outfit using a defibrillator (medically trained person, of course). sergey nazarov enjoys a beer or two and masturbating to hentai. fucking HENTAI of all things.

the list goes on and on. what people do in their personal life is divorced from what they do at work. so thats why i'm announcing this sex-positive collaboration between Studio Friction and Holochain.

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so brave, courageous, progressive, brave, beautiful, brave, innovative, open-minded, positive, brave, and awe-inspiring!

I have a question for my fellow Holochads - I keep trying to tie my own personal bondage ropes but I keep (subconciously?) tying a noose instead. Has anyone else been having this same problem?

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Free rope for Holochain holders

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Topkek

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Is the rope prepped holochanies?