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>30yo
>just finished degree (M.Sc engineering)
>spent 5 years inbetween doing literally nothing
>zero work experience

what do I write in my CV?

>> No.16869281

>>16869270
Professional business consultant for an online forum

>> No.16869301

>>16869281
I was considering writing some meme about self-employment but then I am not sure whether it's a recognized red flag for employers

>> No.16869428

>>16869270
Why even write a CV dude? Just stay home being comfy.

>> No.16869457

>>16869428
I want to buy more crypto and all gibs in this country go to immigrants

>> No.16869466

>>16869270
>5 years experience toggling the dogs bollocks

>> No.16869475
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>>16869270
poo pop pee pee

>> No.16869503

>>16869270
try being honest and saying that you wanted to focus on your studies.. no?
whatever shit you invent it will probably come back to bite you.

>> No.16869549

>>16869503
problem is that the market is flooded with 25 year olds with better GPA than me. Saying I needed to focus on my studies for shittier results just means I am a retard

which I am,

>> No.16869678

>>16869301
Self employment, make a shitty wordpress website that looks believable in 15 minutes of time, that's it.

>> No.16869692

>>16869678
Alternatively, get a friend or family to lie and pretend to be a former supervisor. Yes, this still works for big boy jobs at 30.

>> No.16869709

>>16869549
Go where there is a lack of labor and you will get hired.

>> No.16870004

>>16869270
And I thought I was fucked for having no work in 5 years... I had two co-ops with a huge oil and gas company though at least.

>> No.16870026

>>16869270
Manager of a family-owned olive shop that got sold

>> No.16870033

>>16869270
You are fucked.

>> No.16870052

>>16869270
yo real talk though, just work for the government.
You will take a MASSIVE paycut, but will be able to cut student debt out, have great benefits and holidays, and barely do any work.

>> No.16870056

>did 1 thing only in 5 years

You wasted your life, please leave this place at once

>> No.16870064

>>16870056
>implying /biz/ isn't the perfect place for peoplw who wasted their lives

>> No.16870098

>>16870056
>You wasted your life
man wagies are mentally ill, they truly actually believe that taking a break from slavery is equal to death

>> No.16870174

Just say you did some freelance work and larp your way in bro, worked for me for a python job lmao. The alternative for me was saying I spent 2 years in thailand gambling on crypto like the degenerated fuck i am. "Some shit is better to keep to yourself" G-eazy