Who here feel like a hopeless /COOMER/?

[Anonymous No.16867306]

>broke 11 day Nofap and 1 month no porn streak last night
>fapped 4 times in the past 24 hours to all kinds of degenerate porn
>mfw
Not being a coomer is part of making it so mods don’t pretend your sex drive isnt /biz/ related. Pls HALP LADS.

[Anonymous No.16867346]

have sex

[Anonymous No.16867361]

i was feeling like a god until january 3rd 2020. where i relaped on nofap and no-snack

I am back to square one now

[Anonymous No.16867380]

No fap is supposed to help us succeed in life, but when you are succeeding is when no fap is the easiest.

Its when I hit a roadblock, some very frustrating thing that is going to be hard to overcome, I just collapse back in to cooming as a temporary dopamine hit, and it starts a downeard spiral

[Anonymous No.16867400]

i've been fapping atleast 3 times a day sometimes 7 or 8 for the past year and a half. Before that I would fap twice a day for about 5 years.

I'm almost 30 and my dick doesn't get as hard and my sensitivty is going away. When I fuck chicks I really fuck the shit out of them since it's the only way I can cum

[Anonymous No.16867434]

i moved to asia, where all pron is blocked
after 3 months of no porn it was much easier to hit nofap
then 1 month later i got real horny so picked up a girl on bumble, now worried i could end up with an asian baby.

moral of the story is, fap once a month so you dont hunt down broads but can still focus day 2 day...

[Anonymous No.16867445]

>>16867306
This belongs in /b

[Anonymous No.16867454]

>>16867306
tells us what you fapped to?

[Anonymous No.16867457]

>>16867445
iz/

[Anonymous No.16867476]

>>16867400
you sound like a replica of the COOMER meme man, please do nofap and cure yourself of the affliction

[Anonymous No.16867530]

>>16867380
Man I’m succeeding more than ever and have finally obtained freedom from wagecuckoldry and taking a year or two to NEET it up (May even retire if crypto really takes off in the next 2 years) and all it took was one slip up and BOOM I was off on a COOM binge. What really bums me out is how we spent years even a decade for some of us poisoning our minds while not really knowing the damage we were causing and the behavior was in fact encouraged by (((society))) for the most part. Then you wake up one day like pic related and realize you are almost trapped in a vicious cycle. GOD PLEASE HELP ME I CANT DO THIS ON MY OWN I DONT WANT TO BE A COOMER ANYMORE I WANT A LOVING RELATIONSHIP WITH A SWEET AND LOYAL QT TO CHERISH AND SHARE MY GAINS AND LIFE WITH!!!!

[Anonymous No.16867536]

>>16867445
/B/ is COOMER central I’m trying to avoid porn my man. Believe me controlling sexual desires will effect your finances and well being in more ways than you can imagine.

[Anonymous No.16867556]

>>16867306
whats a safe level of cooming? once a week, fortnight? i dont even know anymore

i cant get into the no fap but i barely jerk it as it is

[Anonymous No.16867579]

>>16867306
I’m over a week Now and done for good

[Anonymous No.16867602]

>>16867306
i've been cranky lately and my coworker told me today i probably need to get laid and he's right so i'm attempting no fap to channel my testosterone into smashing thots. every time i'm on no fap getting laid is easy mode, placebo or not

[Anonymous No.16867614]

>>16867579
God speed anon I thought the same thing all it took was driving by a bar seeing a milf sitting outside and I was off to the races

[Anonymous No.16867714]

>>16867614
Yeah it sucks, been a struggle for the last 7 years.

[Anonymous No.16867807]

>>16867306
>But now I realize my life is a coomedy

[Anonymous No.16867845]

>>16867306
Im about to break my streak of at least 50 days to celebrate hitting my 2017 ATH with BSV.

First to reply to this decides what I fap to. (straight)

[Anonymous No.16867896]

My eyes are always red and I have massive bags under my eyes. It SUCKS and I'm so self conscious of it.

[Anonymous No.16867923]

>>16867845
Nothing - keep your streak brother, you don't want this.

[Anonymous No.16867941]

>>16867923
thank you based anon I will not partake in degeneracy today

[Anonymous No.16868085]

>>16867400
Do kegels bro. regular and reverse

[Anonymous No.16868197]

>>16867445
>wants to AVOID porn
>is told to go to /b/
lol meme of the year 2020 this is a picture of lightning striking the lava and smoldering gasses of an erupting volcano

[Anonymous No.16868256]

>>16868197
Pictured: Mother Earth (male) cooming

[Anonymous No.16868311]

>>16867556
You dont need to coom. Im on day 34 and I have urges. However semen retention is giving me way more benefits than a quick coom can. Before this streak started I was on another streak. The previous streak was broken because I started dating this sweet, kind QT 3.14 who was obsessed with me. After about 2 months I was attached (not even on cringe levels I swear) and she didnt like that and bounced. Now I just had my second interview with a job that pays 70k+ a year. If I were constantly releasing there is no way I would of passed that interview. Life is fucked, female nature is fucked, money is sweet. Being a coomer is actually the worst. Not coming will bring you women and money. Sexual transmutation is a thing Coomer.

[Anonymous No.16868428]

Omad 24 hour fast carnivore
Parasite cleanses
Weekend fasts
No fap
Workout daily

[Anonymous No.16868442]

>>16867306
Get off 4chan

[Anonymous No.16868453]

>>16867306
psychiatrist.

[Anonymous No.16868458]

>>16867306
havent watched porn since october

[Anonymous No.16868537]

Im on day 72 and hold BAT. Had a small slip up today. There is a portugese instagram cosplay thot I follow named adoralye, and she posted a picture where it looks like a portion of her labia majora is exposed. I saved the picture but havent done anything else with it. Feel like such a coomer for saving that picture. Its much tamer than some of the stuff i used to indulge myself with and consume for hours on end. The healing process is slow, but hopefully its all worth it in the end.

[Anonymous No.16869184]

>>16868442
This was my first day on 4chan in like 3 weeks you fags are the only person I can talk to about this shit.

[Anonymous No.16869579]

>>16869184
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YV4i1L5cS3c

[Anonymous No.16869865]

>>16869579
Man I love Wes, tomorrow is a new day no need to go on a week long COOM binge back on the horse lads. I’ll conquer my desires if I keep trying. Just sucks when you have a moment of weakness.

[Anonymous No.16869910]

>>16868537
What's the end goal I don't get it? I understand that you want to refrain from masturbating for one or two weeks to increase pleasure, but what's the point of stopping completely? Your dick is here for you to enjoy, I regret none of my orgasms.

[Anonymous No.16869981]

>>16867306
Look up Alina Li

[Anonymous No.16870039]

>>16867306
no fap is innatural and it's a reddit tier meme now
Was a 4chan thing in 2011

[Anonymous No.16870073]

>>16869910
The end goal is to regain what it means to be sexually intimate. Theres no denying that most men are porn users, and it has caused a lot of problems in relationships. Pornography and masturbation are cheap self satisfying actions and sex is meant for procreation and for a husband and wife to have a stronger bond and enjoy each other. Im just hoping and praying i can undo the damage i have caused. Worried one day I will have a wife and not be satisfied because my perception is now damaged by all of pornography and masturbation.

[Anonymous No.16870192]

t.porn addict
fap all you want just stay from watching porn for hours on end.
If you get the urge to watch porm just fap and get it out of your system.
Nofap is stupid. Porn is the problem not fapping

[Anonymous No.16870213]

>>16867306
>4 times
I do 5 everyday.

[Anonymous No.16870225]

you guys are faggots. fucking following thotts on instagram...wtf

[Anonymous No.16870264]

>>16870073
Gigacoomer here. Don’t worry, my first time ever living with a girl I didn’t watch porn at all and we just fucked quite a moderate amount in the month we lived together. I became re-wired to have her as my coom outlet. Even touching her shoulders would make my dick hard within a few moments.

[Anonymous No.16870292]

>>16867306
I broke a month of nocoom ( i seriously cant do nofap) a couple days ago. Felt good desu.

[Anonymous No.16870305]

>>16870213
>I do 5 everyday

[Anonymous No.16870325]

>>16867400
Based this is me exactly. Made me a better lay though because I also have to dick the fuck out of a chick to coom

I’m trying to go on no fap but I rarely make it 3 days before cooming

[Anonymous No.16870389]

>>16867457
underrated

[Anonymous No.16870482]

>>16867306
Most people want to have higher sex drive yard. Harness it and use the energy, start working out

[Anonymous No.16871516]

>>16867306
Same here anon.

[Anonymous No.16871651]

women are gay

[Anonymous No.16871696]

>year 20 + 20
>not wanting to COOM
don't kno whats wrong with you lad tbqh

[Anonymous No.16872094]

I have a staph infection on my lip (no worries lads i have healthcare) and have been taking Keflex, a powerful antibiotic for it. It makes me HYPER aggressive. I was jacking it literally 7 times yesterday just thinking about my co workers. I was a complete degenerate. My first load was massive and I had 6 dry loads after that.

[Anonymous No.16872187]

someone was posting how test levels rise on the 7th day of nocum and then fall back to baseline. honestly i think il just stick to once every two week coom for dat natural test cycle. doesnt seem fair that girls can coom as many times as they want anyways, we should be allowed to nut massive loads on bitches faces on occasion

[Anonymous No.16872224]

>>16867306
When you are stressed as fuck at your job and have an active social live, nofap just makes me very irritable. I try to only do it once or twice per week, I feel that is an OK number.

[Anonymous No.16872316]

I coomed today and feel very ashamed of myself. The porn I go for is really degenerate shit. Sometimes it's cuck stuff, sometimes it's incest stuff. I feel disgusted and am really ashamed. This shit gets worse and worse. I need to stop.

I'm writing this in hopes of confessing and stopping it. I'd be happier if I could just open a single video and coom to a normal woman like once every 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.16872430]

>>16872316
Don’t watch porn at all
It’s fucking ridiculous and will destroy your brain if you consume it in any capacity

[Anonymous No.16872479]

>>16868311
if you dont have sex from at least once a month you should absolutely coom

I once tried nofap for 30 days and when i hab sex after 30 days of not fapping it hurt like shit when i came

not sure if its the same for everybody but yeah i need to coom at least every 10 days or so otherwise it hurts and feels unhealthy

[Anonymous No.16872532]

>>16872316
I got an outdoor fetish not that much better coomed last night for the last time. Now i decied i will only coom once every saturday and on nudes of my ex's. Lets do it together anon byon(bring your own nudes)

[Anonymous No.16872571]

>>16867306
I coom once a day (occasionally up to 4 times on the weekends) to my own thoughts about women I'm attracted to irl, always do it standing up too, combine this with lifting and your brain will be fixed (absolutely no porn!)

[Anonymous No.16872578]

>>16867306
what age group are you in?

[Anonymous No.16872607]

>>16870213
Based 5x5 training

[Anonymous No.16872705]

>>16867434
Just move again

[Anonymous No.16872712]

>>16872607
>not going to failure
ngmi
3x12 volume is mandatory

[Anonymous No.16872755]

>>16872571
How?

[Anonymous No.16872806]

To any nofap/noporn failure out there
It took me 2 years to pass 1 week of nofap, eventually got to 100 days. Keep at it, although be warned you're not getting super powers.

[Anonymous No.16872827]

>>16867306
> lasts 11 days nofap
> complains about being hopeless coomer
man i can't even last 48hrs

[Anonymous No.16872838]

>>16868256
earth is a tranny indeed

[Anonymous No.16872845]

>>16871516
> coomunis7 id

[Anonymous No.16873379]

>>16872806
You might not get superpowers but if you limit your coom you will preserve your ability to do it when it counts(with an actual girl)
It doesnt need to be never cooming at all tho keeping it to a reasonable level like once a week to 2 weeks and preferably without porn should keep erectile dysfunction from developing as well

[Anonymous No.16874120]

get on my level coomers

[Anonymous No.16874135]

>>16870264
>have her as my coom outlet.

I used to do this when i was married. I would pump and dump my wife until she became resentful and left me.

[Anonymous No.16874142]

>>16872479
>it hurt like shit when i came

nice try moshe.

[Anonymous No.16875357]

>>16867306
You’re going to hell anon

[Anonymous No.16875472]

>>16867306

[Anonymous No.16875521]

>>16867306

I'm a coomer and I have plenty of money. Probably because I don't waste my time and money on giving 3d roasties attention. When you don't fap you start to go crazy and will do all sorts of stupid thing like spend $100 buying food and drinks for a woman just so you can stick your penis in her meat flaps

[Anonymous No.16875536]

>>16867306
I haven't masturbated in over 4 weeks, and I will never masturbate again, nor will I ever have sex.

[Anonymous No.16875546]

>>16867306
Born to coom.

[Anonymous No.16875622]

>>16867306
I didn't coom once from June 24th 2019 -December 31 2019. I have already coomed 20+ times in 2020 ahhhhhhhhhh how do i get back on track biz it's seriously fucking up my sleep schedule

[Anonymous No.16875647]

>>16872316

hey at least you're not cooming to my little pony futa porn

[Anonymous No.16875690]

>>16875622
I think the whole NoFap thing could be unhealthy if you think about it from a psychological standpoint when you press your natural sexual desires you push it into what Jung would call the shaddow part of your psyche and it bubbles up from being repressed and comes out with a vengeance when it is released. NoPorn def seems worth it but maybe the best bet is just limiting fapping to once every week or so so that you don’t go crazy and binge out.

[Anonymous No.16875762]

>>16874120
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.16875779]

>>16875690
thats BS. Nofap will make you get turned on by vanilla porn and pictures instead of degenerate gangbang scenes or whatever. Its porn itself that gets ppeople into dark shit.

[Anonymous No.16875802]

There is never a situation where cooming will improve your life

Ever

[Anonymous No.16876086]

>>16875802
That's bullshit and you know it
>t. 80 y.o. coomer treestump

[Anonymous No.16876147]

>>16869579
based

[Anonymous No.16876358]

>>16875690
agree you'll get rid of it once you start reducing, so that even that one time a week will go to zero after time
1 other way of thinking it is also that you'll never achieve anything if you're doing it

[Anonymous No.16876890]

>>16875779
>it’s porn itself that gets people turned into dark shit
>he doesn’t realize feral negroes in Africa and the Middle East were raping goats before porn
>no priest ever molested a little boy before porn
>it’s all porns fault
Yeaaaa in no way shape or form am I defending porn it is literally a jewish weapon for mind poison/creating docile goyim but you can’t pretend people weren’t doing depraved shit before porn because of a twisted sex drive. I’m merely stating when you repress certain things they tend to bubble up which is what I’ve noticed happens when I do nofap instead of just finding a healthy balance and fapping to my imagination like this anon
>>16876358
Suggested. I tend to think once you find the healthy balance you will just weed out the need to fap period and hopefully just fine a nice woman to have a wholesome relationship with instead of wasting your seed on a tissue and instead can create a bond with your partner via sex.

[Anonymous No.16877483]

>>16875802
What if I coom inside some bussy?

[Anonymous No.16877561]

>>16875536
im fuckin ded

[Anonymous No.16877666]

>>16867306
Day 4 of no cooming. It's like going through detox. My hand automatically starts playing with my dick if I'm not paying attention. The only remedies are the /fit/ pill and also cutting out the sugar jew helps to stay headstrong. Godspeed anon.

[Anonymous No.16878781]

Fapped 3 times last night, im perma horny please help

[Anonymous No.16879068]

Where is that faggot janitor

[Anonymous No.16879089]

This is a r*ddit raid

[Anonymous No.16879133]

>>16867306
the point of nofap is not to do jewish things like restrict your urges to the point of savagery. The point is to break an addiction. If you can go 3 days without doing something then congratulations you've broken an addiction. You know you have a problem when you cannot go 3 days without something. This goes for food(yes you can get addicted to food), drugs and fapping aswell. People are insecure about their sexual nature especially the jewish religious types like christianity, jews and muslims so they are the first to criticize it by insane celibacy.

[Anonymous No.16879161]

>>16867306
I have been practicing nofap for a year since it is my gf who faps me if you know what i mean

[Anonymous No.16879280]

You committed the ultimate cardinal sin, you got Reddit. You, as a 4channer trying to make memes, got Reddit. You got Reddit and decided to insult your 4chanbase, calling us "newfags" and "edgelords". Not a wise move.

We won't forget this. You've set a new tone for the kind of interaction we'll be having with you. It's a cold one. One where there aren't any illusions about the reality of the situation. Previous notions of "family" are dead. We are mere newfags to you, and that is obvious.

You have chosen to bring in a new era of hostility and bitterness. Well done. Great Reddit move.

[Anonymous No.16879352]

>>16873379

yeah two to three weeks are the max efficient point to have a good sex coom, longer than 1 month unless you are some yoga master you will feel stagnant and then you will lose your edge