inept family

[Anonymous No.16851097]

>be me
>grew up in abject poverty, causing constant frustration about my position in life
>5 years into adulthood and I'm already nearing my first million and the future looks very bright

I am so fucking LIVID at the ENTIRETY OF MY FAMILY. Why were we poor?! Why was I fucking hungry?! This is fucking easy!! Generation after generation you all collectively failed and it took me 5 years!!!! You fucking bastards!!!!


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FUCKING DAMMIT FUCK THIS MAKES ME ANGRY

[Anonymous No.16851137]

You're going to have a child and he's going to be a lazy inept fuck who doesn't care about making money. You're going to terrorize him, he's going to hate you and on your deathbed you'll be truly alone.

[Anonymous No.16851481]

>>16851137
I'm going to write a book for the family to pass down and memorize like the bible, it will be a detailed list and straightforward on how to live life. If my sons end up pathetic that will be fine, I don't like being around the weak. Being alone is better than being around weaklings.

[Anonymous No.16851508]

>>16851481
Based and generational wealthpilled.
I’m doing the same.

[Anonymous No.16851602]

I wondered the same thing with my family. We grew up extremely poor but I made a lot of money without even working that hard by the time I was 20. I looked through some files at the local college and found the records of my parents (illegally). Turns out, they were fucking retarded. F in basket weaving? F in dance? How fucking retarded can you be to fail an elective class? One good thing I can say about them is they at least didn't raise me in a city otherwise I would probably be making money dealing drugs.

[Anonymous No.16851642]

>>16851481
>Two generations later
>"Gather round son, we're going to read proverbs from great great grandpa's book"
>"Fuck that old millenial, I'm going down to the 1 hour sex change shop to have my neovagina re-tightened.

[Anonymous No.16851847]

>>16851481
>I'm going to write a book for the family to pass down and memorize like the bible
Good idea. I'm aiming for a somewhat informal memoir, a binder of life events and experiences, as part of a Based Books library for my legacy. No more than half of my non-donated estate will go to my children and the other half to my grandchildren, so that no one generation can fuck over my little dynasty #autism. And I'll make clear inheritance is contingent on them not doing something stupid like teen pregnancy or sky diving, warning them instead they'll inherit a lifetime of ridicule and I Told You So.

>>16851097
>Why were we poor?! Why was I fucking hungry?!
If you live in a state with filial responsibility laws, move elsewhere immediately.

>>16851602
>How fucking retarded can you be to fail an elective class?
Poor people like to piss away their lives rolling around in the mud with each other and being compulsively thoughtlessly reactive.

[Anonymous No.16851876]

>>16851481
Its funny how young dudes are realizing learning from their fathers is important.
How did it happen that everybody with boomer parents says the father never made an effort to teach shit?

[Anonymous No.16852511]

How to make fat stacks? bout to graduate and I don't wanna be a wagie bros

[Anonymous No.16852578]

>>16852511
Are you american or a third-worlder?

[Anonymous No.16852579]

>>16851876
Cuz boomers are delusionally selfish, and
>That's how I was raised
>Take care of me when I'm old
>Life expectancy is longer, but let's keep retirement age the same
>College still costs $500/semester
>Why should I have to pay more taxes for stuff I don't use like schools
and my favorite
>organic? we ate what we had

[Anonymous No.16852641]

>>16852579
This exactly this.
Boomers did nothing but fuck me over, my boomer relatives and family only call when they want help.

[Anonymous No.16852770]

>>16852578
Mutt

[Anonymous No.16852802]

>>16851137
Wtf dad, is that you?

[Anonymous No.16853516]

>>16852641
>It could be worse yaknow

[Anonymous No.16853906]

>>16851137
Most people die alone anyway. Good children would respect their parents. If giving life advice is enough to "terrorize" them, then such children won't grow up to be good people regardless. If they don't care about their own lives, it's unlikely they'll care about yours.

[Anonymous No.16853962]

>>16851097
You should realize how much easier it is to engage in investments and other means of making money. Past generations literally didn't have access the way we do.

[Anonymous No.16853971]

>>16851097
what do you do

[kihohuim No.16854011]

thank your lucky stars op you werent on the come up in 2006, you would have been ruined by the nigger president with a fake birth certficate like everyone who was. You got lucky op, great for you, now run with it and dont blow it