If you're almost 40 go back to college

[Anonymous No.16842049]

>t. 38 year old loser
>no job for ten years
>live at home with mom
>barely any money
>every business I've started failed
>decide to go back to college
>take classes last semester
>easy af, hot 18-22 year old hotties everywhere
>end of semester I have 20 year old gf
>literally has daddy fetish, makes me call her daughter while I fuck her ass
>teachers are bros and thank such an older man for having the balls to come back to college
>say its progressive and literally applaud
>tfw I'm literally a Nazi
>every 18-25 year old has daddy fetish, I'm turning down girls every week
Bros, go back to college, all of you virgin retards in your 30's I guarantee you will get a gf if you don't look like shrek. Also I'm surprised how easy these classes are. The first week of every semester is telling everyone about yourself. Already turning my young gf into a Nazi, feels good bros.

[Anonymous No.16842137]

>>16842049
Is this a larp or legit? That’s a very based story if legit. I was worried about going back at 25

[Anonymous No.16842162]

>>16842137
No larp bro. Look at the incels in the webmd, this is your competition. Go slay some puss.

[Anonymous No.16842177]

>>16842049
what are you studying? why didnt you learn how to code while you were living with your mom?

if this isnt a larp this can ONLY happen in some extremely small very specific liberal arts degree. your first classes with a real degree like in STEM are in large lecture halls and nobody will care about a boomer like you, instead people will wonder why the fuck this guy is here


you are not 38 you are much younger, why bother wasting your time posting some crap larp like this? what have you accomplished from doing this?

[150k anon No.16842191]

>>16842049
>be you
>nazi larping faggot
>broke loser living at home beyond middle age
>his proudest accomplishment is turning an impressionable barely legal college girl into a worthless degenerate like himself
>they will both likely end up dead in an alley high on heroin and meth and soaked in their own feces


wow, so based! so this is the power of /pol/!

[Anonymous No.16842212]

>>16842162
I was worried about being the old man but I’m also going to a 40k student state school
>>16842191
Cringe

[Anonymous No.16842231]

>>16842191
LOL seething, I don't drink or do drugs faggot. We're going to start a business and her dad likes me because hes not a pc faggot. Cope more wagie scum.

[Anonymous No.16842233]

what are you studying?

i'm 36 , and basically unemployable after playing poker the last 15 yrs, so i'm considering going back myself. No clue what to do though, and i've already got a bachelor's degree in Economics so not even sure there's much point

[150k anon No.16842255]

>>16842212
>>16842231
im a software engineer in my mid 20's making six figures

cope harder losers

[Anonymous No.16842277]

>>16842177
The last ten years has been a series of businesses failing. Coding is cool I respect coders but I also think coding is incel pajeet tier no offence. I'm literally 38 but look much younger. I wish I had actually accomplished something when I was younger but what the fuck am I going to do, I'm not just going to give up. Its literally art classes, I'm pretty good at art but never did anything with it because its pretty gay to go to college for art. I'm at the point where if I wait any longer to do what I want I'm going to be an old man so I'm just saying fuck it, I'm gonna do what I want fuck everyone else.

[Anonymous No.16842288]

>>16842255
Thats cool man, money isn't everything remember that. I learned the hard way. Also sitting on my fat stack of shitcoins so maybe they'll moon some day.

[Anonymous No.16842294]

>>16842233
Modern art. Chicks love it.

[Anonymous No.16842304]

>>16842277

you are 38 but you just said incel pajeet tier and plus you are doing gay art class

your life has been wasted by 4chan man. you unironically fell for the pol is based meme without realising that it was satire all along

[Anonymous No.16842338]

as if college girls would give a nearly 40 year old the time of day. HA. have sex incel.

[Anonymous No.16842342]

>>16842304
Dude they're hella fun. I don't have some shitty commuter job or 100k in the bank but I'm not even mad about it. I have my hot gf, my mom just made me chicken tendies and my gf wants me to come over. Why the fuck should I be sad? My homework is to spend 20 hours this week on a 20x30 abstract painting, illustrate ten 5x5 outdoor scenes in monochrome, sculpt a vase and to read chapter 3 and 4 in art history. Based af.

[Anonymous No.16842352]

>>16842342
you have the mind of an 18 year old. thankfully you are not 38

[Anonymous No.16842371]

>>16842352
Bro I'm almost 39 actually, 4 months away. A few tips, start rogaine early. Don't do anything that will fuck up you knees and stay out of the sun unless you have tons of suncreen. I did all those things and look 15 years younger than I currently am.

[Anonymous No.16842407]

>>16842371
well thanks for that i guess. I have been thinking of starting mino since I am losing hair.

[Anonymous No.16842447]

>>16842407
It will regrow the front of your hairline as well. It basically gave the edges of my widow peak back to me. Sometimes amazon has deals where if you sub you can 3 month supplys for 25 bucks. Just cancel the sub after they ship it to you.

[Anonymous No.16842462]

>>16842447
have you had success with it working on facial hair?

[Anonymous No.16842553]

bullshit OP

im 32 in college.

everyone thinks youre a fucking loser.

[Anonymous No.16842560]

>>16842462
Yes, but it takes a couple years. Before I couldn't grow a full beard but after I definitely can if I want. It also makes your nose hair grow really fast so invest in some good scissors and tweezers.

[Anonymous No.16842583]

>>16842342
>my mom just made me chicken tendies
okay, this just proves it's a larp.
no way your mother is making you tendies at 40 unless you're a retard and the girl you're fucking has down syndrome.

[Anonymous No.16842616]

>>16842553
I'm 35 and i was a loser in college, don't feel like it would be any different now. I would feel terrible 'slaying puss' at my age that's just fuckin pathetic. Dudes our age are putting their kids in private school and you're fucking freshman

[Anonymous No.16842631]

>>16842553
t. projecting incel nobody likes

[Anonymous No.16842691]

>>16842049
>The guy in the red tshirt
FUCKING KEK

[Anonymous No.16842721]

>>16842583
Bro I'm sorry your mom doesn't love you.

[Anonymous No.16842754]

>>16842049
>be me
>be 40 year old neet
>be ugly, pimply, neckbeard
>go to college
>all girls stare at me
>think to myself that theyre admiring
>all the girls are gossiping about how disgusting of an incel I am
>be OP

[Anonymous No.16842763]

>>16842342
based. you're my hero. I'm a 22 year old dropout and always hoped to go back for an art degree when I'm older. godspeed and good luck to you OP

[Anonymous No.16842815]

>>16842763
Thanks man, just do it. Girls love art dudes, even if you're poor it just goes into the starving artist trope which women love. Good luck to you too young bro.

[Anonymous No.16842826]

>>16842616
>t. incel

[Anonymous No.16842839]

>>16842255
Lol sad

[Anonymous No.16842844]

>>16842049
This is what happens when schizophrenia hits hard, leaving literally no survivor neurons

[Anonymous No.16842876]

>>16842137
25 is no big deal, I finished a degree in my mid 20's. You won't be alone. Science though don't study art.

[Anonymous No.16842880]

>>16842815
you're not gonna make it dumbass

[Anonymous No.16842893]

>>16842880
T. actually not going to make it

[Anonymous No.16843059]

>>16842876
Art is a good job if you know how to market yourself and your product. I know a few really talented artists who don't even have a website and update their instagram once a month.

[Anonymous No.16843075]

>>16842177
this level of projecting is surreal

[Anonymous No.16843087]

>>16842294
>modern art
holy shit you failed in business and you're going to fail in academia too lmao.
cool story about fucking bitches tho, that's always nice but good christ you're fucked.

[Anonymous No.16843094]

>>16842691
Hard to watch. She even turns around and tells him its ok to touch her shoulders.
Poor dude.

[Anonymous No.16843147]

>>16843087
If anything I can just become an art professor, their jobs are literally neet tier.

[Anonymous No.16843203]

Mommy why won’t my incel online frens believe my fake story?

[Anonymous No.16843263]

>>16843203
t. jelly incel

[Anonymous No.16843274]

>>16842049
cute af how she pulls him in at the end

[Anonymous No.16843280]

>>16842049
>things that never happened
Another nazi larper daydreaming.

[Anonymous No.16843286]

i will this year i hope i get in.

[Anonymous No.16843396]

>>16843286
Just go to a community college if you can't get into a state.

[Anonymous No.16843406]

>>16843280
t. seething

[Anonymous No.16843566]

>>16842049
Jesus christ your life is fucking sad

[Anonymous No.16843595]

>>16842049
based af

[Anonymous No.16843624]

>>16842049
Except college is for brainlets. I regret ever wasting time on that shithole back in 2010, when I could have been a multimillionaire by just buying some BTC.

[Anonymous No.16843747]

>>16842049
>betafaggot.webm
Imagine being so beta that you refuse to touch a girl when it's expected

[Anonymous No.16843807]

>>16842049
Fuckin based af bro. Been scared to go back. Landed a solid job that will pay for my school early last year. Was hoping it would go as you just described. Thanks for giving me the confidence to give it a shot. Bless you, heil Hitler!

[Anonymous No.16843850]

Damn the amount of people shitting on this dude for following his dreams is truly pathetic. What the fuck do you guys care? He is sharing goodwill and motivation. Some of you need to give it a rest.

[Anonymous No.16843870]

been thinking about it, im gonna be 29 soon. How much grants and financial aid have you qualified for?

[Anonymous No.16843992]

how do you do this if you're 26, you can't live with mom and dad for free so you still have to work full time to pay for food and rent

[Anonymous No.16844009]

>>16842137
Bro I went at 25 and it was a fucking blast , easy and pussy was even easier.

[Anonymous No.16844020]

>>16842049
College is a scam. I'll stick with low cap things on crypto. I've made 500% this year, and I suspect ARPA will bring me past 1,000% by summer.

[Anonymous No.16844048]

>>16842191
Sounds based desu

[Anonymous No.16844049]

>>16842342
ok now i know your larping....

[Anonymous No.16844055]

>>16842191
The jew fears the chad

[Anonymous No.16844148]

>>16842137
100% larp.

[Anonymous No.16844249]

>>16842049
>>tfw I'm literally a Nazi

Hard fucking kek. Based scholarly anon

[Anonymous No.16844299]

>>16842049
What were the businesses that you started that failed?

[Anonymous No.16844301]

>>16843087
> modern art
> academia
choose one

[Anonymous No.16844320]

>>16842049
If no larp then fkn baste! Make sure to impregnate Nazi gf and force her to be a mom soon.

[Anonymous No.16844321]

>>16842049
great tip, time to go back to college

[Anonymous No.16844371]

>>16844320
Will do, making more white children is the most based thing a white man can do.

[Anonymous No.16844384]

>>16844301
you're not wrong but neither is op

"men" are getting half the testosterone as people two decades older

once you make it, go back to college to study some bullshit with a lot of female students and you will slay so much fresh virgin pussy you won't be dreaming about heaven because you'll already be there

[Anonymous No.16844414]

>>16842137
i'm not old, but when i was in college there were a couple old dudes in some of my classes, and everyone actually gave them praises just for being there.

[Anonymous No.16844438]

>>16842049
i had to stop playing magic the gathering because of people like this.

[Anonymous No.16844604]

shit's expensive though

[Anonymous No.16844681]

>>16843807
You’re going to have to hide your power level big time. I’ve almost been caught multiple times. Also it’s really hard to listen to some of the libtard professors talk about how great communism is, Ive found that when this happens and I’m seething I just look at a young hottie and think about the next thing I’m gonna draw or shitcoins and it passes. Don’t let an outburst make you become a social pariah. Also remember to have good posture and when girls talk to you drop subtle hints like you’re listening to them. If they can confide in you they’ll give you their number because they’ll want to continue to confide in you. It’s a good trick to have back up chicks if whatever girl you’re currently with decides to bail. Anyway good luck anon I’m sure you’ll do great! 1488

[Anonymous No.16844697]

>>16844020
I wish I was that good at trading shitcoins. I wouldn’t have gone back to college though if I was good at trading and never would have gotten my young gf. Maybe this year I’ll try and trade a couple hundred bucks worth and see what happens. Any good recommendations?

[Anonymous No.16844816]

>>16842049
I had to go to college in my 30s and graduated at 36 I can confirm everything you say

[Anonymous No.16844869]

>>16842255
every faggot that either gets called out or tries to brag about their job say they're programmers on this board, larping faggots. not even on /g/ do you see people larping like this.

[Anonymous No.16844897]

>>16843396
women are not people

[Anonymous No.16844909]

>>16842815
the starving artist trope only applies to young artists you retard. it's that you have potential to blow up and make bank because the "no one understands you yet but they will" sentiment and the women unconsciously see that potential in you "i've just gotta take care of him until the world sees his genius & we make it together".
If you're fucking 40 that doesnt apply to you lmao

[Anonymous No.16844916]

>>16843396
god i hate women so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.16845010]

>>16842049
I pretty much did the same thing at 32 except for a PhD. Cam confirm that anon is very unlikely to be larping I'll say that much.

[Anonymous No.16845023]

>>16842049
Except
>I'm a nazi
>fuck her ass

No. You're not a nazi anon. Youre just a degenerate like the rest of them. Sex is for procreation with your wife. Any real nazi would tell you that.

[Anonymous No.16845121]

>>16844816
>>16845010
Based chad anons

[Anonymous No.16845181]

>>16844897
>>16844916
They (women) literally want attention all the time. You can use their weak will and appeal to group think to mold them though so its not all bad. Women are incredibly easy to influence if you understand base persuasion.

[Anonymous No.16845188]

>>16845023
t. nazilet

[Anonymous No.16845236]

>>16842342
Unironically one of the saddest posts I’ve ever read on /biz/

[Anonymous No.16845260]

I respect your hustle and going back to school, but But too big of a life choice just for some pussy. Fuck student loans and fuck going to school.

[Anonymous No.16845264]

>>16842371
>stay out of the sun
Unironically great advice

[Anonymous No.16845406]

>>16845264
Same with moisturizer, I was blessed to have two skin care gfs when I was in my early twenties who made me put on face moisturizer twice a day.

[Anonymous No.16845441]

>>16842049
>tfw I'm literally a Nazi
based

[Anonymous No.16845471]

>>16844916
have you considered the possibility that you're a literal faggot? love men?

[Anonymous No.16845506]

>>16842294
Art chicks are the easiest, can confirm

[Anonymous No.16845629]

>>16845506
If you can draw well it’s even easier too.

[Anonymous No.16845886]

>>16845629

i think its hilarious and ur story is the kind of modivation i would give to people that have no self confidence in themselves, im 26 so i cant really relate but still, pretty funny

[Anonymous No.16845912]

I took some art classes in college.
I didnt learn anything.
You either go to art school, which costs a fortune, or dont bother.

[Anonymous No.16845953]

>>16845912
You need to learn art by yourself. Nobody can teach you if you don't put in the time and effort.

[Anonymous No.16845960]

>>16842049
Oof, that girl had to put his hands on her because he either is a) a pussy or b) aware of sexual harassment charges.

[Anonymous No.16845997]

>>16842277
Don't listen to that other fag. Coding at a desk all day is shit. Do some kind of work in the field. It's great,an. You get to meet all kinds of normies and occasionally some really cool people. Not stuck at the same place all the time.
What happened with the businesses though? Did you ever do a business plan or just wing it until things went to shit?

[Anonymous No.16846027]

>>16842177
>your first classes with a real degree like in STEM are in large lecture halls
No, my first year probability class was like <20 people. And all tutorials were small groups.

[Anonymous No.16846036]

>>16844371
I would rim her pasty asshole so hard

[Anonymous No.16846071]

>>16842049
do you keep your age secret in school?

[Anonymous No.16846101]

>>16845181
elephants are the best

[Anonymous No.16846106]

>>16846101

[Anonymous No.16846122]

>>16842137
25 is not too old to go back to college motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.16846128]

>>16845188
Test fuses growth plates.

[Anonymous No.16846135]

>>16845406
What face moisturizers do you recommend?

[Anonymous No.16846245]

>>16846135
Sisley

[Anonymous No.16846281]

>>16846135
I use Paula's Choice with SPF 30