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How do I get a haircut to emphasise the size of my head so that employers know I have a big brain?

>> No.16839865

Receding hairline plus mullet cut should do the job nicely. Also, take steroids and creatine to increase blood flow to the veins around the temple and forehead.

>> No.16839874

>>16839865
based

>> No.16839880

>>16839664
Enjoy trying to impress an employer so that you can work for them. May as well identify as a female from now on.

>> No.16839883
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16839883

pic related

>> No.16839989

>>16839883
Nice. What is the name of this haircut?

>> No.16840161

>>16839989
the seppuku

>> No.16840189

>>16839989
JUSTU