/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.16837824]

Okay, wow

[Anonymous No.16837853]

>>16837824
2019 was our year.
2020 begins our decade.

[Anonymous No.16837921]

>>16837853
Only Green IDs will make it

[Anonymous No.16837935]

we are all going to make it bros

[Anonymous No.16837954]

>>16837824
is this a post for ants?

[Anonymous No.16837968]

>>16837824
Can't read any of those graphs
Is it a chart for McDonalds expenses

[Anonymous No.16837974]

>>16837921
please sirs

[Anonymous No.16838028]

>>16837824
This is incredible...

I'm beginning to think $1000 per link truly is FUD. The amount of wealth coming out way is truly unimaginable.... inconceivable to our puny brains...

[Anonymous No.16838062]

>>16838028
Welcome to the club lad

[Anonymous No.16838077]

>if only you knew how comfy things really are

[Anonymous No.16838097]

>>16837824
good god

[Anonymous No.16838367]

Where you were when weaponized autism saved the world by forcing the chainlink timeline to merge with us? We literally took an idea from the idea plane and turned into a reality through memes and sides destroyed. Good job anons, and thanks for saving my life

[Anonymous No.16838387]

and couldn't even go past 4 dollars

[Anonymous No.16838389]

>>16837824

[Anonymous No.16838405]

>>16837824
now this is epic

[Anonymous No.16838427]

>>16837921
Rolling

[Anonymous No.16838446]

CHAINLINK IS A FUCKING SCAM HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.16838456]

i can haz.. green id?

[Anonymous No.16838503]

its been 28 months since link ico. any ico buyers here?

[Anonymous No.16838605]

>>16838503
Pre Sibos here.

[Anonymous No.16838676]

>>16838028
>$1000 per link truly is FUD
seek help.. seriously.

[Anonymous No.16838718]

>>16837824
>RIGHT IN MY INFINITY STONES

[Anonymous No.16838746]

>>16838028
if u wanna hold for 10-20years, sure

[Anonymous No.16838801]

why can't Quant do this....
please... help me...

[Anonymous No.16839024]

>>16837921
rolling

[Anonymous No.16839068]

>>16837921
Guess i'll just die

[Anonymous No.16839090]

>>16838503
Yes

T block 478

[Anonymous No.16839173]

>>16838503
yes, presale

[Anonymous No.16839180]

>>16837921
rolan

[Anonymous No.16839234]

>>16837921
rolling

[42 No.16839675]

>>16837921

[Anonymous No.16839703]

>>16837921
Bless me Sergey!

[Anonymous No.16839745]

obligatorily rollang

[Anonymous No.16839754]

pre mainnet marine here. we will make it

[Anonymous No.16839767]

>>16838801
grey ID
full despair
thanks Quant. You've ruined me.
all i had to do was buy Link instead... but i didnt because i "did the opposite of what everyone else does".
well here i am. with no money left.
quant has ruined my life

[Anonymous No.16839783]

>>16837921
rolleriroo

[Anonymous No.16839798]

>>16839767
Lol same boat, I lost six figures on FTM tho.

[Anonymous No.16839805]

>>16837921
rolling

[Anonymous No.16839816]

>>16839805
oh shid whatup fellow made man!

[Anonymous No.16839850]

>>16837921
Better hope mine is green, link is all i have and im hodling until 1000

[Anonymous No.16839877]

>>16839850
rip

[Anonymous No.16839891]

>>16837921
I am making it.

[Anonymous No.16839908]

>>16839891
rip

[Anonymous No.16839945]

>>16837921

[Anonymous No.16839952]

>>16837921
yay

[Anonymous No.16839972]

>>16837921
based

[Anonymous No.16840053]

>>16839891
Oof. Yikes .... :/

[Anonymous No.16840073]

>>16837824

Half of these graphs are like saying that total transactions of btc keep going up, therefore adoption is rising

[Anonymous No.16840081]

>>16837921
I am a bsv hodler but am seriously thinking about buying 10 or 23 link.
Green id and I will

[Anonymous No.16840131]

>>16840081
Kek wills it

[Anonymous No.16840141]

>>16840081
See you on the moon, brother

[Anonymous No.16840144]

>>16840131
NOOOOOO PINK WOJAK ID AAAAAHHH BUT I HAVE LINK WTF

[Anonymous No.16840159]

greeeeeen

[Anonymous No.16840252]

[Anonymous No.16840317]

I'm finally green

[Anonymous No.16840342]

Gibs green

[Anonymous No.16840372]

>>16840342

[42 No.16840379]

>>16840342
>>16839675

[Anonymous No.16840380]

>>16837824
Late 2020 is gonna be COMFY

[Anonymous No.16840382]

>>16837921
Green nigs only

[Anonymous No.16840395]

>>16837824
This is a sell signal. Buy low, sell high.

[Anonymous No.16840407]

>>16840073
But that was still enough to pump the price...

[Anonymous No.16841049]

>>16840141
epic

[Anonymous No.16841224]

Sweet vishnu

[Anonymous No.16841239]

>>16837921
Lord

[Anonymous No.16841287]

bread

[Anonymous No.16841559]

>>16837921
indeed

[Anonymous No.16841707]

>>16837824
Let’s go

[Anonymous No.16841720]

>>16841707
There is a tiny amount of olive green in this color

[Anonymous No.16841874]

>>16839816
Sum fly mothafuckas >_>

[Anonymous No.16841877]

>>16837921
i'm holding link so you already know :)

[Anonymous No.16841883]

>>16841877
dubs tho :(

[Anonymous No.16841917]

>>16837921
reeeeeee

[Anonymous No.16841936]

>>16837921
Let's go, $3.5 eow

[Anonymous No.16841938]

>>16837921
roll

[Anonymous No.16841989]

>>16837824
Hnnng

[Anonymous No.16842236]

show em if you hold em.
first purchase in a long life of trade and investment.
think i picked a winner.

[Anonymous No.16842246]

>>16837824
I heard aliens use Link to run their spaceships

[Anonymous No.16842358]

>>16837921
based wooohgoooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.16842379]

Making it

[Anonymous No.16842688]

>>16837921
Poopy

[Anonymous No.16842770]

>>16837921
get

[Anonymous No.16842798]

>>16837921

[Anonymous No.16842910]

>>16837824
LPbro reporting in

[Anonymous No.16842990]

>>16842236
bruh u need way more

get on it

at least get 1k suicide stack

[Anonymous No.16843291]

>>16837921
Only Marines will make it

[Anonymous No.16843299]

Bump

[Anonymous No.16843301]

>>16837921
I already made it when I fought Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.16843338]

>>16837921
I KNOW I WILL MAKE IT, I HAVE 10K LINK

[Anonymous No.16843382]

>>16837853
Roll for green id

[Anonymous No.16843510]

>>16837921
Reeee

[Anonymous No.16843518]

only green ids make it sorry anons

[Anonymous No.16843528]

>>16842910
LPbros unite, not selling till 200 eth/LP

[Anonymous No.16843572]

>>16837921

[Anonymous No.16843584]

>>16837921
Never held this shitcoin

[Anonymous No.16843700]

You just win

[Anonymous No.16843819]

>>16837824
yo

[Anonymous No.16843823]

>>16837921
were all gmi

[Anonymous No.16844045]

100 eoy 2020

[Anonymous No.16844221]

>>16837921

[Anonymous No.16844226]

>>16837921
rolans

[Anonymous No.16844281]

>>16837921
Please god I need to make it.

[Anonymous No.16844294]

>>16837824
>>16837853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=traTBaH-a9A

[Anonymous No.16844336]

>>16843528
I’m never selling either LP or Stinkies.

[Anonymous No.16844339]

>>16839798
same except I lost six figures on ICX tho.

[Anonymous No.16844344]

>>16837853
>>16837921
I believe

[Anonymous No.16844354]

>>16837824
linkies will make it
BSV holders get JUST

[Anonymous No.16844367]

>>16837921
checked

[Anonymous No.16844514]

>>16837921
roll

[Anonymous No.16844539]

>>16843700
lmao based NDA sergay. just market bought 1000k links EOY

[Anonymous No.16844592]

>>16837921

[Anonymous No.16844612]

>>16837921

if i get a green ID i will unironically buy link

[Anonymous No.16844666]

What a fucking shitshow of thread.

[Anonymous No.16844670]

>>16837921
Rollin Nandos

[Anonymous No.16844676]

>>16837921
I cannot fail, Sergey-san is with me

[Anonymous No.16844678]

>>16844676
Oof

[Anonymous No.16844699]

>>16837921
based

[Anonymous No.16844700]

>>16837921
My links are blue, i don't care.

[Anonymous No.16844754]

>>16837921
Rolling

[Anonymous No.16844768]

>>16837824
You are still going on about this scam coin?

[Anonymous No.16844775]

>>16837921
Pp

[Anonymous No.16844795]

lets get it lads

[Anonymous No.16844798]

>>16837921
rollerino

[Anonymous No.16844851]

>>16837824
God, I hope I make it.
Trad wife, trad life.
Corvette in the garage, hundred acres out the window, wife making some breakfast, my pure white child on my lap.

Let it happen, Sergey. Please.

[Anonymous No.16844881]

>>16837921
Roll

[Anonymous No.16844971]

"Some faggots on a mongolian horse fishing competitive forum are tired of chainlink. Clearly they are bag holders and not just tired of the constant paid promotion that I was caught doing with literal indians to get this thing up. And it's not like I saw airdrops took off on 4chan and quietly plotted to create my own with my coworkers and came up with the first idea that popped into my head... I am a genius... arghhhhh"

"Another 700k master! Thank you, I will await September $10, October $10, November $10 and on and on. September$10 is right, 42 is right, every other namefag is right, I just have to keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting..."

"Yeah and the fucking SEC is on my ass but they can kiss my ass"

"no master I will kiss your ass and make dumb founded accusations at all the partnerships that are possible because you came up with some vague notion of data inter-weaving with smart contracts despite the fact that real time blockchain data aggregation is either impossible, will leave room for error or a reputation based system will endorse corruption thus rendering the entire idea of decentralized oracles entirely moot."

"No you idiot! No company will ever conceive their own oracle for their real-time needs, they're going to use our massively inflated shittoken linked to a bloated ethereum blockchain protocol to try and float open public transactional volume that will allow for data corruption or worse yet, middlemen attacks because I said so. You're the dumbass NEET and your money belongs to me... meee..meee!!! arghhhh!"

"Another 700k Master!" By now, the dumps are covering your chest and slipping onto the cellophane beneath your back. The gassy farts have made you delirious with joy. "Name me one other token that has it's marketing done for it by NEETs"

"Arghhhhh! Another 700k!"

[Anonymous No.16844981]

Sergey's Dad zips through traffic and does a screeching handbrake 180 into the parking lot all the while revving the engine. He then spins the car around once more as he hits the clutch and proceeds to hop out of the vehicle, vertical doors and all and tosses the cigarette to the ground, "Son! It's so good to see you, I just want to thank you and your "investors" for the car."

Sergey beams as smile back and scratches his beard, "you know what they say Dad", he chuckles, "you only raise money from the three Fs; fools, family and friends."

His Dad bursts into laughter and slaps his back as they begin walking along to the temporary Chainlink offices in downtown San Francisco. "But son, what will they say when you're spending so much money?"

"Well, I'm not spending the money" his son sheepishly grins. "The company is, based in the Caymen's, it's outside of US jurisdiction. We just vaccum up the money and drop it there, then we'll just keep piping it to you under your names so if they investigate me, they won't find anything. In fact, I haven't bought myself anything new, I still wear the same shirt day after day." He lifts up his jacket and the familiar plaid shirt is there.

"I see" his Father nods. "But you'll have to show, these i-investors, hahaha" he barely contains himself then wipes away a tear as he keeps laughing. "These investors, they'll want to see something."

"Easy. We hire temporary shills, well basically market promoters all across Asia and North America to keep marketing our token, it's an ever expanding market." And then, he pauses, "as for progress, we set-up some real easy APIs quoting prices and keep drawing out the timeline, so it looks like work is being done but it's not. We show up to some conferences and we never open up any offical offices, moving from here to there so that if anyone does come and knock, they'll see a bunch of wires everywhere and some weird programmers in the corner and then the next day, we just pick and move shop."

[Anonymous No.16844987]

>>16844981

His Dad wears an expression of approval and almost admiration. "You know in Russia, everything was about scheming and scamming. I almost got sent to the gulag for scamming the entire village outside of Leningrad. Ahh those were the days..."

"I know Dad, but things are different now. America is easy. They're fat pigs begging to be ripped off"

His Dad responds worringly, "but then the market will respond. If you're not actually doing work what will you do when rumors or "FUD" as you call it spreads?"

"This... is the best part Dad. I found a kleptomatic internet culture, essentially an entire internet board of people to parade around our token and market it for us. When people doubt us, they just say, "didn't read, never selling." They... actually belive it! They just keep spouting off "never selling!" They actually believe it Dad! Best of all, I convinced these idiots that this token was never meant for them and it was built for business to business scaling. That they were never supposed to discover it in the first place."

"Mhm... the same guys you talked to, to give them low prices on the ICO and hold the token so that they could spread it and reap in profits."

"Well, yeah Dad, that's how good scams work, you cut the profit a little bit each way so that everyone benefits. I even messaged the moderators and admins, they're called "jannies" and got them to look sideways for all the paid shilling and corruption, to spread the token further. Things are looking great Dad, I tell ya"

"Hmh, of course, now let's get some lobster and steak."

"You betcha, I already had three today. But first, let me show you where we operate. We're in San Francisco to convince these dumb neets that we're in tech capital and attend different shows. These- thes-these hahaha, these morons... sorry, they promote our tokens through so called "organic groups" hosting their own events. I swear, this is a carnie level of theatricalism."

[Anonymous No.16844991]

They arrive in the offices, Sergey flings his coat and throws it in the corner. "Pick it up wagie!"

"Yes Master" a kowtow employee humblly slinks off to pick it up.

"You should've seen the guy who tweeted that dumbass MOAB token tweet, I nearly beat his ass." Just then, Sergey's phone rings, "yes, yes... yes... no..."

"What was that about?"

"The guys from gravel coin called me asking for free link, I told them to buy it off binance."

"Binance"

"It's a chink exchange that I network with. They help handle the money laundering. We sell tokens over the counter from wallets we recycled from the ICO."

"This is much- much too complicated for me son."

"It's simple. Before we ICO'ed I made some threads and recruited some guys. I then fudded other tokens and paid Indians to promote it over the internet. We had the ICO then recycled funds back into it to make it pump. Theoretically we sold 35% but it was probably closer to half, maybe even a quarter, I don't remember the numbers."

"Ah, the classic distraction. Like a magician you lure your targets away from the trick."

"Exactly. By making it seem highly in-demand and creating false group-think, we made it seem many more people buying than they actually were. Then we needed money, we contacted the exchange, shuffled the tokens through there and got the funds. In exchange they got discounted prices and we made money."

"I see... and Google?"

"Same process. Bribe the devs with tokens, assure them a pump will happen then we contacted Coinbase and told them if we got a major company to mention us they would list us. Hey! Hey, give me the big mac, now god damn it!"

An employee scurries to hand Sergey a big mac, unwrapped and ready.

[Anonymous No.16844995]

>>16844987
>>16844981
>>16844971
Ugh, pasta again?

[Anonymous No.16844999]

>>16844991

"But Sergey, we are going to go to the restau-"

"Nonsense. I eat at all times and do what I want, hey, blow."

An employee scurries over the Sergey and his Father with a mirror loaded with glistening white lines and two shot glasses.

"Ah, classic Russian snack. Don't mind if I do" he says as he picks up a small cut straw. A loud and an almost snorting sound comes from Sergey's Father as he tilts his head back and comically begins to swallow. "Good shit. Nostrovia!"

"Nostrovia." They gulp down the shots and smash them on the ground. "Pick it up wagie! Anyway, let me give you a tour." They proceed to walk around the cramped offices.

"So when are you going to pull the plug?"

"Well the money machine just keeps going. To be honest, I don't even know what the fuck oracles are."

"Here's what I don't understand. If it's a good making machine, there's sure to be Jews and Russians and sometimes both in the mix."

"Oh they are. Chinks too. There's this twinked out meth-head named Vitalik. He blew me off because he saw through me and he refused bribes because he has his own scam going."

"The guy you're developing for?"

"Well... it's complicated. I promised investors, hahaha, I love saying that word. Investors... anyways, I promsied them something something, derivatives, basically data would go through us for a stock exchange."

"Why?"

"Because, they're stupid. Just connect big words together. Blockchain agnostic. Smart contract oracles. Decentralized node protocols. And bam you have money!"

"Huh, let me try... mhmm... Real time node operators..."

"Hahaha, you got it Pops! It's easy."

[Anonymous No.16845009]

>>16844995

well yeah LIDF

>>16844999

They turn a sharp corner and Sergey angrily slaps the back of the head of one of his employees. "God damn it Rory."

"What, what did I do" he stammers out.

"Nothing. Fuck you, that's what." Both Sergey and his Father burst into laughter as they turn another corner, "This is my office, just a black telephone and a oneahole to blow off steam and... of course" He opens up a closet and there in pristine condition are thirty different shirts, all of the same type.

"The classic Steve Jobs. Son, I am impressed. You've learned big business so well, I only wish your Grandfather was here to see you. He would be so proud how you've milked these internet losers for money."

"NEETs, Dad, they're called NEETs. And I couldn't have done it without your backing."

"Ah, I see your philosophy degree is hung up here."

"Yeah, they made fun of me for it, but I can't help but think it helps me out-think the Fudders. Every time they almost catch us and every time we cover it up."

"And your exit plan."

"Russia of course. They won't extradite."

"Well, you've raised so much damn money... is there a chance to actuallly of pulling it off?"

"Not a chance. There is zero need for a token, you know I thought about it for a while but most of these protocols could be funded just as progress goes along. I picked something intentionally easy to obsfucate but also very easy to develop, but just added a layer of decentralization to make it extra hard."

"Why? Why not just deliver oracles?"

"Because they're fucking useless Dad. Like tarot cards or any other indicator, you just need an API to connect. All we're doing is technically setting up a layer for people to create their own APIs to act as a node to deliver data."

"Ahh, yes data... yes certainly Data is a great scam, but it's old no?"

"Of course, "big data, data is the new oil, yada, yada", but just throw a token on there and the word decentralization and bam! You have big money."

[Anonymous No.16845080]

>>16837921

[Anonymous No.16845553]

LINK is, without a doubt, the best drug I’ve ever bought.
I’m clean and sober now, only get high from LINK.

>link dumps
>buy more link
>link pumps
>get a massive high

You just win.
Godspeed brothers.

[Anonymous No.16845607]

>>16837921
I have 1 BSV, I m gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.16845647]

>>16837853
>green ID
>BUy

IDS HABBENINGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.16845682]

>>16837921
I will 100% become a multimillionaire

[Anonymous No.16845685]

>>16837921
I'm FOOKIN MAKIN IT LAD

[Anonymous No.16845705]

>>16837921
Green it is

[Anonymous No.16845707]

>>16837921
Pls

[Damu !!6rIK3ka6TND No.16845710]

>>16837921

[Anonymous No.16845749]

>>16845710
bish gon be rape

[Anonymous No.16845769]

>>16837921
Future millionare checking in.

[Anonymous No.16845788]

>>16839090
>>16839173
>>16838503
good to have you onboard frens
pre-SIBOS buyer here

[Anonymous No.16845815]

>>16837824
yoyo

[Anonymous No.16845871]

>>16837921
Yes we will

[Anonymous No.16845878]

>>16845871
yo kind of still counts thats some very pale shitty green but still green

[Anonymous No.16845881]

>>16837921
I believe in my aquarian luck

[Anonymous No.16845895]

>>16837921
rolin rolin

[Anonymous No.16845942]

>>16837921

[Anonymous No.16846369]

>>16837921

[Anonymous No.16846396]

>>16839767
I bought both and am up on both, QNT made me seethe a little but whatever, you don't invest with more than you can afford, right?

[Anonymous No.16847021]

>>16837921
rolling baby

[Anonymous No.16847070]

niggers

[Anonymous No.16847546]

>>16837921
Were all going to make it frens

[Anonymous No.16847569]

>>16837921
Ok

[Anonymous No.16847761]

>>16837921
Oooooo

[Anonymous No.16847769]

>>16837921
:)

[Anonymous No.16847949]

>>16837921
Plz I want a pool and a truck plz green plz

[Anonymous No.16848125]

>>16837921

ROLL

[Anonymous No.16848137]

>>16837921
gibs green

[Anonymous No.16848146]

>>16848137
>poo poo color

[Anonymous No.16848285]

>>16837921
Making it in 2020 with 2500 LINK!

[Anonymous No.16848385]

>>16837921
Bless you Anon-Sama

[Anonymous No.16848388]

>>16837921
Makkking it !

[Anonymous No.16848408]

>>16848388
Im in! Thank you >>16837921

[Anonymous No.16848432]

>>16837921
That's just not true, anyone with link will make it.

[Anonymous No.16848480]

>>16837921
Bigmac

[Anonymous No.16848527]

>>16848432
Anyone who HOLDS will make it. Tens of thousands of people sold BTC and ETH under $10

[Anonymous No.16848562]

>>16840081
We convinced the pajeet shilling bsv to buy, wtf, i love bsv pajeets now

[Anonymous No.16848630]

>>16837921
Testing

[Anonymous No.16848730]

>>16840081
If green/yellow/blue ID I will buy BSV.

[Anonymous No.16848937]

>>16837921
If green ID it is better to invest in LINK than on the top 5 market cap rn

[Anonymous No.16848981]

>>16837921
rollan